A/N: After Delays, we are proud to present: Chapter 6! Merry and Pip will teach us something and Gimli gets us stuck in a cave! Fun, fun, fun! Review please, and I will give you an AUTOGRAPHED Denethor Action Figure! They never sold out at the store...

Class Nine: SPELUNKING with GIMLI (And Help From Legolas)

"Where are we going now?" Asks Kid #1, fully recovered from his epidemic of Elf fancying.

"We're going to Spelunking." Says Kid #3.

"And that would be...?" Asks Kid #4.

"Cave exploration." Answers Kid #5.

"And our teacher is...?" Asks Kid #1.

"ME!" Yells Gimli, wearing all modern cave exploring stuff and a hardhat with the flashlight.

"Who're you?" asks Kid #3.

"Well, I'm your teacher, Gimli!" Gimli states.

"Oh. MORE CHILD LABOR!!" Screams Kid #4.

"No, you stupid kid! I'm older than you! See the beard??" Gimli screams, tossing a pebble at a kid.

"Jeeze, relax!" Says Kid #1, fearing for his life.

"Ok. We're going into this CAVE and we are going to EXPLORE!!" Gimli says.

"I'm Heeeere!" Calls a voice.

"Oh, no..." moan the Kids.

"Legolas!" Says Gimli.

"NO!!!" All the Kids scream.

"Lego here is going to help us on our cave exploration!" Gimli says.

"Erm..." say the Kid.

"Ok! Everyone DOWN THE HOLE!!" Gimli yells, as the Kids shimmy down the hole into the cave.

"AAAA!" They all yell, plummeting downwards. They land on a heap at the bottom of the hole.

"I'm suing the school for damages, man!" Complains Kid #5.

"I think I've broken something." Says Kid #2.

"LINE STEALER!" Screams Merry, who disappears in a poof of smoke.

"AIIIII!!!" Yells Legolas, also plummeting down the hole. He lands on the pile of kids.

"You need to loose weight, Lego." Says Kid #2.

"HEY!! Wait...was that an insult?" Asks Legolas.

"..."

"Well, Kiddies, let's move on!" Gimli says.

The Kids groan and move on.

"And here is a stalagmite..."

"Mr. Gimli? That's a stalactite." Corrects Kid #5.

"Are you the teacher?"

"Chalk one up for the 'Are you the teacher?' list." Says Kid #4.

"Ok, whatever it is..."

Suddenly, Gimli's Light—the only light in the cave—goes out. The flashlight, I mean.

"EEP!" Squeals Kid #4.

"I want my mom!" yells Kid #5.

"I'm claustrophobic!" says Kid #2.

"Oh, no!" Says Gimli.

"I'm scared of the dark!" Squeals Legolas.

"Nobody panic! We are going to make it out alive!" Gimli says.

"N-n-nn-no we aren't!" says Kid #5.

"I'm claustrophobic, too!" says Kid #1.

"Just don't barf on my nails, my clothes, or my hair!" Legolas requests.

"..."

"Yes we are. Everyone grab onto this rope. We are going to make it out alive!"

"O-o-ok." The Kids say.

They suddenly see a light and realize that they have indeed gotten out alive!

"Come on, guys, we'll be late for out next class!" Kid #5 says.

Class Ten: MERRY and PIPPIN teach us SOMETHING

"Who's teaching us now?" Asks Kid #1.

"Merry and Pippin."

"Oh, great."

"Hello, and, uh, welcome to the Lord of the Rings!" Pip says.

"No! Pip, you idiot!" Merry says, cuffing Pip on the head.

"Sorry Merry."

"Ok, Kids, now we're gonna teach you something special!" Merry says.

"Now, everyone have a glass?" Pip says, as the Kids hold up their glasses.

"Ok. Go to that spigot and fill your glass." Merry says.

The Kids do so.

"Hey, this water is an amber color!" Kid #4 points out.

"It's, erm, water from, ah, Rohan!" Merry says.

"If you're sure..."

Soon, all this Kids have their glasses filled with 'Water from Rohan'.

"Now, all of you, try to drain your tankard at one time. Whoever does it the fastest has no homework! Kid #1, step forward." Pip says.

Kid #1 does so and manages to drain his tankard in...

"7.35 seconds!" Merry says.

"Next!"

Kid #2 steps forwards and does the same in...

"11.09 seconds."

Kid #3 steps forwards and does it in...

"9.09 seconds!"

"Next!"

Up comes Kid #4....

"6.00 seconds!"

Last goes Kid #5...

"6.01 seconds! SO close!" says Pip.

"Alright, Kid #4 has no homework. Everyone else, fill this gallon with the water and take it to your dorms to practice." Merry instructs. The Kids do so.

"Good day, Kiddies!" Says Merry.

The Kids walk out.

"So when will they realize that's ale?" Pip asks.

"I don't know." Merry replies, as the two share a drink.

"A bit dense, huh?"

"No more denser than you, Pip."
A/N: Next we have...erm...well, Computer with Elrond and Counseling with Boromir and Faramir. Stay tuned! Water from Rohan...yes.