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Chapter Nine: A Moment of Rest for the Weary
"GANDALF!!" Screams Legolas, tearing into Gandalf's office.
"GANDY!" Boromir yells, also running in and hiding his bloody sword in its sheath.
"What?"
"A Balrog! A Balrog is come and killed the female students!" Legolas says.
"WHAT?" Gandalf asks, his face getting paler by the moment.
"Yes! A Balrog! It came and smote us! We were rendered unconscious, and in our moments of consciousness, brief though they were, we heard the terrified screams of the girls! Gone they are forever." Boromir says, faking sadness.
"My. We can't have a Balrog loose in the school!" Gandalf says.
"Yeah! You should go kill it!" Legolas suggests.
"M-m-me?" Gandalf asks, looking like a sheet of paper.
"Yes. You did battle with one before, you can do it again." Boromir says.
"Me?" Gandalf said squeakily, looking very pale, almost near death.
"Well, we'll go find it and call you in where it is." Legolas says, as he and Boromir walk out.
Gandalf looks very upset and decides that he'd better kill this Balrog and do it fast.
"Uh, Boromir?" Legolas asks. "How are we going to get a Balrog?"
"I have no idea! Hey, wait! We'll go to Balrogs-R-Us!" Boromir says.
"Balrogs-R-Us?"
"Yes!"
"Let's go!" And the two go off to Balrogs-R-Us.
At Balrogs-R-Us...
"Hi, can I help you?" asks a worker named Cole.
"Uh we need a class 5 level of experience 100 Balrog." Boromir says.
"With wings?"
"Yes." Legolas says.
"Ok, that'll be...$27.89." Cole says.
Boromir forks over the cash and receives a box.
"Don't open until you're at your destination. They're extremely carsick, Balrogs." Cole says.
"Ok." The two say as they walk out of the store.
Meanwhile, on the drive back...
"Can we open it?" Legolas asks.
"No."
"Just a bit?"
"No."
"A peek inside?"
"No!"
"A little looksie?"
"NO! Listen, have you ever heard of Pandora's Box?" Boromir asks.
"No, why?"
"Well, Pandora had a box. She was curious and she opened it. All these evil things came out. Do you want evil things to come out of that box?" Boromir asks.
"No...sorry." Legolas says.
"Good." Boromir says, further explaining the meaning of white-knuckle- driving.
"Can you slow down? Do you want us to die?" Legolas says, his voice rising in panic.
"Look, we have to get back A.S.A.P.!" Boromir says.
The reach the school; Boromir skidding into the parking lot.
"Can you drive more carefully?" Legolas asks.
"Hey, we have to get this Balrog into your classroom soon!" Boromir says, lifting up the crate and running inside.
The two finally reach Legolas's classroom.
"Ok, open the box!" Legolas says.
Boromir opens the box with a ten-foot long crowbar and a Balrog is released.
"AII!" The two scream and run out of the room.
"GANDALF!!" They yell, finding Gandalf in his office.
"The Balrog!" Boromir starts.
"It's in my classroom!" Legolas ends.
"Go kill it!" Boromir says.
Gandalf gets up, looking like death.
"Ok." He whispers, as he sets out to kill the Balrog.
A/N: What will happen to Gandalf? Find out in the next chapter!!
Chapter Nine: A Moment of Rest for the Weary
"GANDALF!!" Screams Legolas, tearing into Gandalf's office.
"GANDY!" Boromir yells, also running in and hiding his bloody sword in its sheath.
"What?"
"A Balrog! A Balrog is come and killed the female students!" Legolas says.
"WHAT?" Gandalf asks, his face getting paler by the moment.
"Yes! A Balrog! It came and smote us! We were rendered unconscious, and in our moments of consciousness, brief though they were, we heard the terrified screams of the girls! Gone they are forever." Boromir says, faking sadness.
"My. We can't have a Balrog loose in the school!" Gandalf says.
"Yeah! You should go kill it!" Legolas suggests.
"M-m-me?" Gandalf asks, looking like a sheet of paper.
"Yes. You did battle with one before, you can do it again." Boromir says.
"Me?" Gandalf said squeakily, looking very pale, almost near death.
"Well, we'll go find it and call you in where it is." Legolas says, as he and Boromir walk out.
Gandalf looks very upset and decides that he'd better kill this Balrog and do it fast.
"Uh, Boromir?" Legolas asks. "How are we going to get a Balrog?"
"I have no idea! Hey, wait! We'll go to Balrogs-R-Us!" Boromir says.
"Balrogs-R-Us?"
"Yes!"
"Let's go!" And the two go off to Balrogs-R-Us.
At Balrogs-R-Us...
"Hi, can I help you?" asks a worker named Cole.
"Uh we need a class 5 level of experience 100 Balrog." Boromir says.
"With wings?"
"Yes." Legolas says.
"Ok, that'll be...$27.89." Cole says.
Boromir forks over the cash and receives a box.
"Don't open until you're at your destination. They're extremely carsick, Balrogs." Cole says.
"Ok." The two say as they walk out of the store.
Meanwhile, on the drive back...
"Can we open it?" Legolas asks.
"No."
"Just a bit?"
"No."
"A peek inside?"
"No!"
"A little looksie?"
"NO! Listen, have you ever heard of Pandora's Box?" Boromir asks.
"No, why?"
"Well, Pandora had a box. She was curious and she opened it. All these evil things came out. Do you want evil things to come out of that box?" Boromir asks.
"No...sorry." Legolas says.
"Good." Boromir says, further explaining the meaning of white-knuckle- driving.
"Can you slow down? Do you want us to die?" Legolas says, his voice rising in panic.
"Look, we have to get back A.S.A.P.!" Boromir says.
The reach the school; Boromir skidding into the parking lot.
"Can you drive more carefully?" Legolas asks.
"Hey, we have to get this Balrog into your classroom soon!" Boromir says, lifting up the crate and running inside.
The two finally reach Legolas's classroom.
"Ok, open the box!" Legolas says.
Boromir opens the box with a ten-foot long crowbar and a Balrog is released.
"AII!" The two scream and run out of the room.
"GANDALF!!" They yell, finding Gandalf in his office.
"The Balrog!" Boromir starts.
"It's in my classroom!" Legolas ends.
"Go kill it!" Boromir says.
Gandalf gets up, looking like death.
"Ok." He whispers, as he sets out to kill the Balrog.
A/N: What will happen to Gandalf? Find out in the next chapter!!