A/N: here I am! I've just been playing War of the Ring computer game...FUN!! Lots of hacking Orcs to bits! Well, you're not here to hear about that. On with the school! The school show! Erm, sorry. LET'S HUNT SOME ORC!!!!

Chapter Eleven: Gandalf VS. The Balrog: Or Is It?

"Ok, Gandalf, just do what you did in Moria and everything will be ok!" Boromir " Gandalf says.

"What, Gandy?" Legolas asks.

"I didn't do anything in Moria. I just fell, swung a sword around a bit, and kind of accidentally killed the Balrog." Gandalf says.

"You WHAT?" Legolas says. "You lied to us in Fangorn."

"I'm sorry. I had to, otherwise you'd all laugh at me!"

"Well, what do we do now?" Boromir asks.

"We fight him ourselves." Legolas says, as Aragorn, Merry, Pippin, Gimli, and Arwen run in.

"We're going to fight." Aragorn says.

"We need a plan!" Arwen says.

They immediately start to come up with a plan.

"Now, Merry and Pippin, take the left flank. Gimli and Legolas, take your company right after you pass the wall. Arwen and I will tackle the center. And Boromir? You take the back. Stab it a couple times." Aragorn says.

"Ok. That speech to Gimli and Legolas sounds like what Theoden said at the battle of the Pelennor." Merry says.

"I know. That speech always moved me." Aragorn says, his voice cracking.

They soon surround the Balrog as Gandalf hides under a desk.

"That desk is wood, Gandy!" Legolas screams.

The Balrog blows some fire (I don't care if it can't!) at the desk where Gandalf is hiding and it goes up in flames.

"AII!!" Gandalf screams, running around the room like a maniac.

"Someone shoot him!" Boromir says, groaning.

Aragorn and Arwen are stabbing the Balrog, and Arwen gets her hair set on fire and goes and jumps in a lake to put it out, then comes back soaking wet.

"I'm pissed now!" Arwen screams and stabs the Balrog with much force.

"GO ARWEN!!" Aragorn screams.

"You're dead." Arwen says.

Merry and Pippin back away in fright and Boromir runs behind them.

"She's scary." He says.

"Really?"

"I know, you hobbits of hell."

"Whatever."

Suddenly, the Balrog dies or something and Arwen is looking happy and triumphant.

"YAY ARWEN!" Aragorn screams.

Gandalf is still running around like a chicken without a head.

"You can stop now." Pippin says.

"Ok." Gandalf says, as he goes back to his office, scaring the snot out of some Kids that were walking down the hall.

"Arwen, you're amazing."

"Well, no one messes with my hair and gets away with it."

"Funny, I always thought Legolas would be the one to say it."

"NOOOO!" Legolas moans.

"What?" Everyone else asks.

"That...creature...gave me split ends!" He whines, holding up some singed hair.

"Oh, gasp!"

"I know! Now I have to get it cut off!"

Everyone falls over in a dead faint at those words.

"What?"
A/N: So, in the next chapter, Legolas is going to get a haircut! That is like...freaky! Super freaky! Ok, stay tuned.