A/N: I'm back. On with the lovely story. I am so amazed. For no reason whatsoever, I am amazed. Ok, enough about me. Let's get some reviews, people! I mean NOW! Or I will send a Balrog of Morgoth on you! FEAR IT!!! GRRRRR!!!
Chapter Twelve: Legolas Gets a Haircut and Orchestra Practice with Faramir (and Boromir, of course.)
"I'm off to get a hair cut!!" Legolas announces. Some students look at him warily as he walks out.
"Where's he going?"
"No idea."
"Alright, brats, back to work!!" Boromir yells, dragging Kids 1-5 into the gym.
"NOOOOO!!" They scream.
Class Fourteen: BASKETBALL with BOROMIR
"Ok, now give me 90 laps around the gym." Boromir says.
"WHAT?" The Kids ask.
"DO IT!!!!" Boromir screams, as the Kids wisely go and do 90 laps. Boromir sits back and enjoys some tea with a shot of whiskey.
"Ok, now shoot some baskets. Lay-ups then jump shots, then free throws." Boromir yells.
The Kids do so and end up leaving the gym glistening.
Meanwhile, at the Beauty Salon...
"I need about 1 inch off. Just take off all the split ends and charred bits and it'll be fine." Legolas says to the beautician, who nods her head and smiles.
Legolas goes and sits down in one of those salon chairs and starts to hum to himself.
"Ok, I'll just snip a bit. You go and take a nap." The lady says. Lego gets his hair cut by a lady!! /LAUGH, LAUGH!!/
Legolas starts to snore as the lady cuts his hair. When he wakes up, he gets handed a mirror and sees...
"AIII!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??" Legolas says. He has a stunning crew cut and nearly all his hair is on the floor.
"Your whole head was singed and burned! That's the only undamaged hair you have." The lady says.
"You lie!" Legolas says.
"Whatever! Just pay the 14.95 and leave!!!" the lady yells.
Legolas puts 14.95 on the counter and walks...no, wait, he nances out! Legolas NANCES down the STREET! And then he PRANCES... Er, sorry.
Back at the Gym...
"Ok! You can go." Boromir says, after putting the Kids through three hours of intense workout and basketball.
The Kids march out only to remember...they have Orchestra with Faramir (and Boromir).
Class Fifteen: ORCHESTRA with FARAMIR and BOROMIR
"Why do I even need to know how to pay a flute?" Kid #1 asks.
"At least you aren't playing a viola!" Kid #5 says.
"Yeah, well that can't be worse than a piccolo!" Kid #2 says.
"Whatever!!!" Kid #5 yells.
When they enter the room, they see some girls sitting in it. One is called Breck, the other PopcornLeader, and the other Adsol. (See? You review and you get in the story!!!) (Don't you all want to be in the classes and/or Orchestra?? You know you want to!!)
"Ok, now let's all take out Pachebel's Cannon and practice." Faramir says.
Suddenly, Boromir walks in and sits down and takes out a trumpet. Breck looks very happy and smiles and waves at Boromir. He winks back.
"Ok, whatever. Boromir, stop hitting on the students!" Faramir says.
Boromir laughs and winks at Breck again. (I hope you're happy.)
"OK!!!" Faramir yells, as the Kids and the Girls jump an inch off their seats.
"You have issues!!!" PopcornLeader says.
"Get a life!!" Breck says, as she winks at Boromir.
"Can we start?" Adsol asks.
"Are you the teacher?" Faramir asks, throwing a shoe at her, and Adsol whacks it away with an aluminum bat and it hits Kid #2 in the nose. (How did I get an aluminum bat? Think.)
"WHATEVER!!" And the Kids jump out of their seats.
So the orchestra practice didn't get that far or anything.
A/N: Check back tomorrow for more orchestra, an angry Faramir, a really angry Boromir, an angry Gandalf, and Haldir! More insanity and the Kids play some mean jokes. If you'd like to be in a class or a special (Sports, Fine Arts, etc.) Send in this résumé.
Name:
Class Desired to Be In:
Extra Classes (If Any):
And I will see what I can do.
Chapter Twelve: Legolas Gets a Haircut and Orchestra Practice with Faramir (and Boromir, of course.)
"I'm off to get a hair cut!!" Legolas announces. Some students look at him warily as he walks out.
"Where's he going?"
"No idea."
"Alright, brats, back to work!!" Boromir yells, dragging Kids 1-5 into the gym.
"NOOOOO!!" They scream.
Class Fourteen: BASKETBALL with BOROMIR
"Ok, now give me 90 laps around the gym." Boromir says.
"WHAT?" The Kids ask.
"DO IT!!!!" Boromir screams, as the Kids wisely go and do 90 laps. Boromir sits back and enjoys some tea with a shot of whiskey.
"Ok, now shoot some baskets. Lay-ups then jump shots, then free throws." Boromir yells.
The Kids do so and end up leaving the gym glistening.
Meanwhile, at the Beauty Salon...
"I need about 1 inch off. Just take off all the split ends and charred bits and it'll be fine." Legolas says to the beautician, who nods her head and smiles.
Legolas goes and sits down in one of those salon chairs and starts to hum to himself.
"Ok, I'll just snip a bit. You go and take a nap." The lady says. Lego gets his hair cut by a lady!! /LAUGH, LAUGH!!/
Legolas starts to snore as the lady cuts his hair. When he wakes up, he gets handed a mirror and sees...
"AIII!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??" Legolas says. He has a stunning crew cut and nearly all his hair is on the floor.
"Your whole head was singed and burned! That's the only undamaged hair you have." The lady says.
"You lie!" Legolas says.
"Whatever! Just pay the 14.95 and leave!!!" the lady yells.
Legolas puts 14.95 on the counter and walks...no, wait, he nances out! Legolas NANCES down the STREET! And then he PRANCES... Er, sorry.
Back at the Gym...
"Ok! You can go." Boromir says, after putting the Kids through three hours of intense workout and basketball.
The Kids march out only to remember...they have Orchestra with Faramir (and Boromir).
Class Fifteen: ORCHESTRA with FARAMIR and BOROMIR
"Why do I even need to know how to pay a flute?" Kid #1 asks.
"At least you aren't playing a viola!" Kid #5 says.
"Yeah, well that can't be worse than a piccolo!" Kid #2 says.
"Whatever!!!" Kid #5 yells.
When they enter the room, they see some girls sitting in it. One is called Breck, the other PopcornLeader, and the other Adsol. (See? You review and you get in the story!!!) (Don't you all want to be in the classes and/or Orchestra?? You know you want to!!)
"Ok, now let's all take out Pachebel's Cannon and practice." Faramir says.
Suddenly, Boromir walks in and sits down and takes out a trumpet. Breck looks very happy and smiles and waves at Boromir. He winks back.
"Ok, whatever. Boromir, stop hitting on the students!" Faramir says.
Boromir laughs and winks at Breck again. (I hope you're happy.)
"OK!!!" Faramir yells, as the Kids and the Girls jump an inch off their seats.
"You have issues!!!" PopcornLeader says.
"Get a life!!" Breck says, as she winks at Boromir.
"Can we start?" Adsol asks.
"Are you the teacher?" Faramir asks, throwing a shoe at her, and Adsol whacks it away with an aluminum bat and it hits Kid #2 in the nose. (How did I get an aluminum bat? Think.)
"WHATEVER!!" And the Kids jump out of their seats.
So the orchestra practice didn't get that far or anything.
A/N: Check back tomorrow for more orchestra, an angry Faramir, a really angry Boromir, an angry Gandalf, and Haldir! More insanity and the Kids play some mean jokes. If you'd like to be in a class or a special (Sports, Fine Arts, etc.) Send in this résumé.
Name:
Class Desired to Be In:
Extra Classes (If Any):
And I will see what I can do.