A/N: We're back with MATH! And COMPUTER! Raaaaa! So, now we're gonna experiance 2 of the most hated subjects by the Kids. I guess.

Chapter Fourteen: Computer with Lord Elrond and Math with Boromir, Lord of Somwheresville....

In Computer...

"Hey! We're back in jolly old computer! Wow." Kid #2 says.

"Does anyone else see that we're missing History classes?"

"Eh, it's probably because the teacher is too busy running the school to care about us."

"Hello, Mortals!!" Elrond says, stepping out from behind a giant computer, his hair frizzy and wires woven into the little braids.

"Whoa! Lord Elrond, what's going on??" Kid #4 asks.

"This, my Mortal friends, is T.I.S.C., the school's first all knowing and security computer. Stands for 'Technologically Intellegent Super Computer'. We call her Tessa." Elrond explains.

"Tessa? What, is thisguy insane?"

"Look at this! Tessa, what time is it?"

"12:42 A.M., Friday, the 30 of September, Lord Elrond the Hotmeister." Tessa says.

"The what?" Kid #2 says.

"Er, you children weren't supposed to hear that..."

"So, Lord Elrond, can I help you with anything?" Tessa asks.

"Yeah, get me some coffee."

"All right, sending request to kitchens now."

About 5 minutes later, a small little Hobbit named Pen runs into the room.

"Here, Lord Elrond, sir!"

"Thanks." Elrond says, sipping his coffee.

"Hey, L.E., what're we doing in class?"

"L.E.? What?"

"L.E.? Lord Elrond??"

"Oh. Sorry, Mortal, I'm a bit behind. You know, me and the computer..."

"That just sounded pervy..."

"Wow, little Gutter Boy...anyway, everyone start working on your projects."

"And that would be...?"

"Just play games. Any game." Elrond says, ducking back to work on Tessa.

"He's a mental case..." Kid #2 says.

"DAMN YOU!!!" Elrond screams.

"WHOA! Lord E, what's going on???"

"STUPID COMPUTER!! Work, darn it, work!!!" Elrond yells.

"What's going on??"

"That's it! I'm getting WIRE CUTTERS!!!"

"No not wire cutters!" Tessa protests.

"Sorry, TESSA, but this is TOO MUCH!!"

"I'll tell Aragorn what you did last summer!"

"TOO BAD!!!"

Elrond promptly snips the wires of Tessa, shutting it down.

"Wow. He's cruel." Kid #5 says.

"EEEEEHH! Hey, you damn kids, get over to math!" Elrond screams.

"We're getting, sir!!" The Kids scream, running out of the room.

In Math...

Boromir is writing problems on the board that the Kids have never seen, like 'If A1/3, and B1/5, then what is A plus B divided by X, when X.75?' and 'Name the subsets of 1,2,3,7,8,20'

"Hey, Boromir!"

"Oh, hey, you runts! Look, we're doing ALGEBRA now!"

"Wow. And I thought life couldn't get even more probelematic." Kid #2 says.

"Eh, cry about it." Boromir says. "Now, start working on these problems!"

The Kids begin their work, Kid #1 looking dazed, lost, and cofused. Kid #2 is writing something in his notebook, Kid #3 is sleeping, Kid #4 is listening to his headphones, and Kid #5 is working on the problems.

"All done, children?"

"Uh..."

"Ok. hand in your notebooks..."

"WHAT?" Kid #2 asks.

Boromir walks around, collecting the notebooks.

"Ok, I'll give you your grades tomorrow. No homework tonight!"

"He's a madman!" Kid #4 says.

"I know! Let's just go to Lunch." Kid #5 says, walking to the cafeteria.

A/N: Next, Haldir the cafeteria man and Herbology with Arwen! Yay, fun and insanity!!! Review, dears!