Onward they went to get to the next mall, stopping at the front door. Deciding, they ran in and went straight to the Museum Store and Nature Source, Katy's mum's store. They looked around to the historical things, the stuffed animals, and of course, the rocks. Magnetite, Quartz, Amethyst, Turquoise, all of 'em. Then, Vash was scared out of his mind at Hot Topic. He clung to the side of the escalator, and the girls nearly got him to pierce something!
Eventually, we went up to the food court to have some Subway. Unfortunately, Katy's 'family' worked there.
Walking up to the counter, Vash looked at the menu while the girls gabbed on and on about what was good. One of the guys behind the counter looked up and gasped. "Katy!" Katy looked at him and squealed. "Jason!" She leaped off of Vash's shoulders and onto the guy. He fell to the ground, hugging her back.
"Katy, we've missed you! Why haven't you come over recently?" Katy got up and said "Ah, you know, complications. Anyway, this is Vash and Neko-chan."
"Doesn't Neko-chan mean-"
"Shush, you!"
Jason looked at Vash when Katy jumped back onto his shoulders. Giving him the evil eye, he started questioning.
"Who are you? Why is Katy hugging you? What is your relationship with her? Why are you confused? What do you want with me little sister? Who are you? Who sent you? Speak up! Who is that other girl? Are you two-timing Katy? YOU BASTARD!" Jason leaped over the counter and proceeded to beat the shit out of Vash..........."NOOOOOOOOO, leave Vashy alone!!!" And with those words Neko-chan proceeded to jump onto his back and beat the shit out of his head. "You leave him alone! He hasn't done anything wrong! LEAVE HIM ALONE! Don't make me chomp your ear. Chomp Mmph grrp mung rrrrr!!!!"
Katy came over and grabbed both Neko-Chan's hair... or what looked like it... and Jason's... erm... unoccupied ear.
"Children! No fighting! Vash is a respectable man, Jason, so leave him alone. He was trying to fulfill his brotherly duties, Neko-chan, so be nice, and let go of his ear."
So, we all let go, and made are way back to Neko-Chan's house.
When they reached the house someone was already there. "Hi mommy!!! Hi daddy!!! We'll be in my room if..." "KELLY!!!!" 'Shit I'm in trouble!' "Yeah?" Her mom walked around the corner and glared at them. "Exactly WHAT is that man doing here? Why are you hugging him like that? Is he a pedophile? Is he trying to get you in bed!? Why is he blushing like that? I BET IT'S TRUE! Where's that fire poker..."
Neko-chan's mom walked off mumbling under her breath as Neko-chan's eyes went wide. "Erm, let's get down stairs quick before she comes back..." "Kelly! What do you think you're doing!?" Neko-chan went pale. "Oh crap. H-Hi, daddy..."
Her dad looked at them suspiciously, then said "If I hear anything, I'll kill him. End of story. Got that?" Vash nodded quickly, the color draining from his face. He saluted and said "Yes sir! I swear that I have no evil intentions for your daughter, and she could probably kick my ass- erm, um, butt- anyway." Her dad smirked and Vash could hear the girls snickering around him.
Onward they went, down the stairs and down the hall to Neko-chan's room, where the two girls flopped on the bed and giggled. Vash gulped. "Y-Your families are scary..."
