Words B4 Story..
1- Sara spelled wrong...my bad.....
TRAQOLAP-MOT
Macarena of Time
--Chapter 3--
Betrayal?
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At Moo-Moo Farms, its just about time for lunch so Darunia makes his "Darunia's Super Special Soup"......
Link: Hey, I wonder where Navi went.....
Saria: I dunno...in the last chapter he said something about his mom....
Darunia: (still cooking his soup) He'll probably come back for some of this delicious soup!!!!
Link: (looks into Darunia's pot and sees a eyeball floating) yeah....delicious....
Tingle: Im huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungrryyyyyy, are you done yet????
Darunia: Not yet, I have to add the last ingredient.....
Darunia raises his arm and plucks off a couple of armpit hairs then throws it into the pot while everyone wasn't looking.
Darunia: LUNCH IS SERVED!!!!!!
Darunia sets the pot on the table while everyone gets ready to eat. Ganandorf comes out of the bathroom.
Ganandorf: oooh something smells gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Tingle: (drooling) I EAT FIRST!!!!! (dives at pot but Darunia smacks him back to his seat)
Darunia: HEY!!! We got to say prayers first you nitwit!!
Tingle: I thought I was a fairy......
Ganandorf: OOH OOH!! Let me say the prayer!!!
Saria: Just say it quick so we can eat! Im starving!!!
Ganandorf: ok ok ok....daer dudes and dudettes up there...I woul---
The door breaks open and a horde of Skeleton Warriors storm in. They sourround our heroes, what will they do??
Link: AWW COME ON!!! We were about to eat!!!
Tingle: Im soo hungry!!
The skeleton warriors take the pot of food away for themselves...
Tingle: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Soup!!! I thought we had something special!!!
Everyone looks at Tingle in a funny way, wondering what he means. Then the skeleton warriors step aside to let in...Navi??
Link: NAVI!!! Good thing you came, ok you take the left i'll take the ---
Navi: I sent them here stupid!
Saria: Navi....why???
Navi: I have my reasons........
Tingle: Ok how about we talk this over, over a nice bowl of soup....maybe 2 bowls....
Navi: SILENCE!!!! (silence ilence lence nce....)
Link: 0.0 echo.......
Ganandorf: MY BROTHERS UPTO THIS I CAN SMELL IS SCENT!!!!!!
Navi: actually he let me use his perfume so......
Darunia: Hey that smells pretty good, let me get some---
Ganandorf: (pissed off) SHUT UP!!! NAVI DONT GO TO HIS SIDE!!!!
Navi: Im sorry...my family is at stake.....
Link: Thats bullcrap Navi, you have no family!! You told us that the other day!!!
Navi: ..................well, other things are at stake!!!
Link: What other things??? you barely own anything, and if you did me and Darunia would have sold it on GBay...
Darunia: I SWEAR NAVI ITS A LIE!!!! HE TOL.D EM TO DO IT!!!!!
Navi: once again SILENCE!!!! (silence ilence lence ence)
Link: 0.0 echo...
Tingle: GODDAMNIT JUST LET ME EAT!!!!!
Tingle breaks free form the skeleton warriors and beats all of them up using his fairy-fu! on them.
Navi/Darunia/ganandorf/Saria: 0.0''
Link: ZzZzZZzZZZZzz (nose bubble pops) huh??!? WHat I missed.....?
Navi: (floating away) i have other errands for Frodnanag soo.....(ZIP!)
Tingle: (running to kitchen) mwahaahahhaahha
Saria: I cant believe he would betray us like that........
Ganandorf: im more worried about my bro, hes really really powerful.....how are we gonna beat him and his hordes of upgraded warriors..
Darunia: one question....how'd he upgrade them?
Ganandorf: I dunno, he said he uploaded new stuff from the "internet"
Link: so how were we supposed to beat him??
Voice: You must go to the Temple of Groove.......
Link: wha?
Voice: You must go to the Temple of Groooooove.....
Link: wha?
Voice: (sighs) You must go to the Temple of Grooooooove....
Link: ...........im sorry, what??
Gananadorf/Saria/Darunia: HE SAID YOU MUST GO TO THE TEMPLE OF GROOVE!!!
voice: Who said I was a he?!
The mysterious voice which came form teh dark corner steps out revealing himself/herself to be......Ruto!!!
Link: OH GOD!!!!
Ruto: Miss me Linky-poo???
Link: uhhh.......hey guys how about that Temple of Groove thing eh???
Darunia: Naw, we got to wait for Tingles anyway...
Ruto: (getting closer to Link, who is stuck in another corner) How about a little kiss??
Link: TINGLE HURRY UP!!!
Tingle: (sticking his head out from the kitchen with a piece of bread in his mouth) its gonna take awhile bub...
Ruto: (close as ever to Link, puckers up and goes in for the kiss) come on linky!!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 4
The Temple of Groove
1- Sara spelled wrong...my bad.....
TRAQOLAP-MOT
Macarena of Time
--Chapter 3--
Betrayal?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
At Moo-Moo Farms, its just about time for lunch so Darunia makes his "Darunia's Super Special Soup"......
Link: Hey, I wonder where Navi went.....
Saria: I dunno...in the last chapter he said something about his mom....
Darunia: (still cooking his soup) He'll probably come back for some of this delicious soup!!!!
Link: (looks into Darunia's pot and sees a eyeball floating) yeah....delicious....
Tingle: Im huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungrryyyyyy, are you done yet????
Darunia: Not yet, I have to add the last ingredient.....
Darunia raises his arm and plucks off a couple of armpit hairs then throws it into the pot while everyone wasn't looking.
Darunia: LUNCH IS SERVED!!!!!!
Darunia sets the pot on the table while everyone gets ready to eat. Ganandorf comes out of the bathroom.
Ganandorf: oooh something smells gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Tingle: (drooling) I EAT FIRST!!!!! (dives at pot but Darunia smacks him back to his seat)
Darunia: HEY!!! We got to say prayers first you nitwit!!
Tingle: I thought I was a fairy......
Ganandorf: OOH OOH!! Let me say the prayer!!!
Saria: Just say it quick so we can eat! Im starving!!!
Ganandorf: ok ok ok....daer dudes and dudettes up there...I woul---
The door breaks open and a horde of Skeleton Warriors storm in. They sourround our heroes, what will they do??
Link: AWW COME ON!!! We were about to eat!!!
Tingle: Im soo hungry!!
The skeleton warriors take the pot of food away for themselves...
Tingle: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Soup!!! I thought we had something special!!!
Everyone looks at Tingle in a funny way, wondering what he means. Then the skeleton warriors step aside to let in...Navi??
Link: NAVI!!! Good thing you came, ok you take the left i'll take the ---
Navi: I sent them here stupid!
Saria: Navi....why???
Navi: I have my reasons........
Tingle: Ok how about we talk this over, over a nice bowl of soup....maybe 2 bowls....
Navi: SILENCE!!!! (silence ilence lence nce....)
Link: 0.0 echo.......
Ganandorf: MY BROTHERS UPTO THIS I CAN SMELL IS SCENT!!!!!!
Navi: actually he let me use his perfume so......
Darunia: Hey that smells pretty good, let me get some---
Ganandorf: (pissed off) SHUT UP!!! NAVI DONT GO TO HIS SIDE!!!!
Navi: Im sorry...my family is at stake.....
Link: Thats bullcrap Navi, you have no family!! You told us that the other day!!!
Navi: ..................well, other things are at stake!!!
Link: What other things??? you barely own anything, and if you did me and Darunia would have sold it on GBay...
Darunia: I SWEAR NAVI ITS A LIE!!!! HE TOL.D EM TO DO IT!!!!!
Navi: once again SILENCE!!!! (silence ilence lence ence)
Link: 0.0 echo...
Tingle: GODDAMNIT JUST LET ME EAT!!!!!
Tingle breaks free form the skeleton warriors and beats all of them up using his fairy-fu! on them.
Navi/Darunia/ganandorf/Saria: 0.0''
Link: ZzZzZZzZZZZzz (nose bubble pops) huh??!? WHat I missed.....?
Navi: (floating away) i have other errands for Frodnanag soo.....(ZIP!)
Tingle: (running to kitchen) mwahaahahhaahha
Saria: I cant believe he would betray us like that........
Ganandorf: im more worried about my bro, hes really really powerful.....how are we gonna beat him and his hordes of upgraded warriors..
Darunia: one question....how'd he upgrade them?
Ganandorf: I dunno, he said he uploaded new stuff from the "internet"
Link: so how were we supposed to beat him??
Voice: You must go to the Temple of Groove.......
Link: wha?
Voice: You must go to the Temple of Groooooove.....
Link: wha?
Voice: (sighs) You must go to the Temple of Grooooooove....
Link: ...........im sorry, what??
Gananadorf/Saria/Darunia: HE SAID YOU MUST GO TO THE TEMPLE OF GROOVE!!!
voice: Who said I was a he?!
The mysterious voice which came form teh dark corner steps out revealing himself/herself to be......Ruto!!!
Link: OH GOD!!!!
Ruto: Miss me Linky-poo???
Link: uhhh.......hey guys how about that Temple of Groove thing eh???
Darunia: Naw, we got to wait for Tingles anyway...
Ruto: (getting closer to Link, who is stuck in another corner) How about a little kiss??
Link: TINGLE HURRY UP!!!
Tingle: (sticking his head out from the kitchen with a piece of bread in his mouth) its gonna take awhile bub...
Ruto: (close as ever to Link, puckers up and goes in for the kiss) come on linky!!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 4
The Temple of Groove