TRAQOLAP-MOT
Macarena of Time
--Chapter 4--
The Temple of Groove
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Link, Darunia, Ruto, Ganandorf,Tingle and Saria stand in front of a big boulder.
Darunia: Umm...Ruto....you sure this is the Temple of Groove?
Ruto: OF COURSE!!!!
Saria: Can you tell me how, you found out about it??
Ruto: Yeah! I checked the writers notes and found out we were supposed to "stumble" upon it, but I thought it be easier if I just lead us here.
Tingle: You guys stopped me form eating for THIS?
Link: hmmmm......(walks upto boulder) hmmmm...
Link starts to bash the boulder in a bunch of places but nothing happens, beside his hands turning a deep red and him crying a little.
Link: (sniff) It doesnt seem like (sniff) its going to move...
Saria: umm, maybe if we push the switch right there?
Link looks towards their right to see a switch.
Ganandorf: Aahahahahaahah
Tingle: Tingle tingle koo-limpah!!!!!!!
Tingle jumps onto the switch, which then causes a whistle to pop out form above and whistle. The boulder squirms a little..and reveals to be a stone person. The stone person walks towards the whistle punches out in the wall and walks away.
Link: -.-''
Saria: o-k....
Ganandorf: Lets go....
The gang steps through the whole revealing a cavern. Torches are light around the joint jsut like any Zelda dungeon entrance excpet this one seems to have a "funk" aura.
Ruto: Oh wait, I gotta go...My dad wants me home around this time, seeya!! (kisses Link on cheeck) I'll be back for you my little sexy linky-poo....
Links outline goes zig zag like in the cartoons. Ruto leaves and the gang move ahead and go through the sliding dungeon entrance. They end up in another big cavern except this one has a dance floor....
Mysteriousvoice: Who's there??
Link: EEP!! (hides behind Darunia)
Darunia: chicken.....(see's a scary looking picture of a fairy with an afro) EEP!! (Link and Darunia hide behind Ganandorf)
Tingle: ......
Saria: Come on boys, your embaressing me......
Ganandorf: THEY are, not me...
Mysteriousvoice: WHO'S THERE??!?!!?
Ganandorf: !!! Mommy!!! (hides behind Saria, followed by Link and Darunia)
Tingle: ahaha
Mysteriousvoice: aw, come on guys just tell me who you are...
Link: (jumps form behind Darunia, Ganan and Saria) I am the brave Legendary Link, Master and Lord of---
Saria: (cutting and jumping in front of Link) He's just Link!! Im Saria, and those guys over tehre are Ganandorf, Darunia and Tingle.
Ganandorf, Darunia and Tingle wave hi, but still looks around to look for the mysterious voices location. Just then, someone steps out of the corner.
Person: Whatsup, my name is Johnny G.J.I.L.M.N.O.P. but you can call me Johnny.
Link: (laughing out loud) What a stupid name!! AHahHAhAHHhahh
Ganandorf: (whispering to Link) I dont think you should do that....
Johnny: Link stop it, or I wont be able to show you the dance moves..
Link: Why would I wanna learn a couple of stupid dance moves???
Lightning strikes and Johnny grows really big and his voice echos as he screamed....
Johnny: A COUPLE OF STUPID DANCE MOVES?! (moves..oves...ves..)
Link:(cowering behind Darunia) eeep..
Darunia: I gotta learn that...
Saria: Umm...jsut curious..why would he need to learn dance moves???
Johnny: Because that is teh only way he will save Hyrumina!!
Tingle: OOOh like this???
Tingle does the moon walk, the split, point, robot, and the cha-cha.
Johnny: Hahahaaa, you got it going brother..but according to the Chiclets commercial the point, the robot and the split are dance moves that "dont work"
Tingle: uuuh.....ok bro!
Ganandorf: ..........WE ARE GOING TO GO AGAINST MY BROTHER!!! ONE OF THE MOST POWERFULLEST BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE, HOW ARE SOME DANCE MOVES GONNA SAVE US!?!?!
Johnny: chill man, chill.....it will get you through what you will face...member the ocarina??
Ganandorf: oh yeah.....ok, so whats the first dance move?
Johnny: Well its one of the ones Tingle just did...
Tingle: me?
Johnny: Yes you, who else was just dancing a few minutes ago?
Tingle:.....I was dancing?
Everyone drops on the floor with their feet sticking up.
Johnny: (getting back up) YES!! ok....the first move is the point...
Link: I can do that!! (does it wrong, someway...somehow)
Ganandorf: But wait....what if we need to do one of the dance moves, but we dont want to use the effects??
Johnny: thats what these are for......(Johnny hands them rings)
Darunia: OOH ok so we just rub the ring and do the dance?
Johnny: No...these are just to make you look good...
Saria: -.-''
Johnny: THESE.....are what you use..(hands each of them a peace amulet necklece thing)
Tingle: shiny........ (runs away to get more shiny stuff)
Saria: how do they work?
Johnny: You just rub the amulets spin once and then do the dance move..
Darunia: Why do we have to spin once?
Johnny: (shrugs) to add some style to your dance??
Link: Thats fine with me!
Link rubs the amulet, spins around once, and does the stupidest dance move ever, then Ganandorf turns into a chicken..
Ganandorf: DAMNIT LINK!!!!!
Saria: (smacks her face) oh....my...god....
Johnny: How he do that..?
Tingle: (returns and is covered with a bunch of shiny spoons, forks, and whatever) i dunno..
Darunia: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before the chapter ends.... whats the point supposed to do??
Johnny: Bring you back here, where you can heal and stuff, since its more safe, since your old joint the Moo-Moo Farms blew up...
Saria: BLEW UP!?!?!?!
There is a huge explosion sound in the distant background....
Saria: .........................
Tingle: (rubs amulet, spins once, does point) TINGLE TINGLE KOO-LIMPAH!!!!!!!
Tingle re-appears back at the same spot and repeats the process over and over agian...
Darunia: ummmm...Tingle we know it works now.........
Link: (does what Tingle does) LINKY LINKY LOO-POOO!!!!
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Chapter 5
On to the first temple!!!
Macarena of Time
--Chapter 4--
The Temple of Groove
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Link, Darunia, Ruto, Ganandorf,Tingle and Saria stand in front of a big boulder.
Darunia: Umm...Ruto....you sure this is the Temple of Groove?
Ruto: OF COURSE!!!!
Saria: Can you tell me how, you found out about it??
Ruto: Yeah! I checked the writers notes and found out we were supposed to "stumble" upon it, but I thought it be easier if I just lead us here.
Tingle: You guys stopped me form eating for THIS?
Link: hmmmm......(walks upto boulder) hmmmm...
Link starts to bash the boulder in a bunch of places but nothing happens, beside his hands turning a deep red and him crying a little.
Link: (sniff) It doesnt seem like (sniff) its going to move...
Saria: umm, maybe if we push the switch right there?
Link looks towards their right to see a switch.
Ganandorf: Aahahahahaahah
Tingle: Tingle tingle koo-limpah!!!!!!!
Tingle jumps onto the switch, which then causes a whistle to pop out form above and whistle. The boulder squirms a little..and reveals to be a stone person. The stone person walks towards the whistle punches out in the wall and walks away.
Link: -.-''
Saria: o-k....
Ganandorf: Lets go....
The gang steps through the whole revealing a cavern. Torches are light around the joint jsut like any Zelda dungeon entrance excpet this one seems to have a "funk" aura.
Ruto: Oh wait, I gotta go...My dad wants me home around this time, seeya!! (kisses Link on cheeck) I'll be back for you my little sexy linky-poo....
Links outline goes zig zag like in the cartoons. Ruto leaves and the gang move ahead and go through the sliding dungeon entrance. They end up in another big cavern except this one has a dance floor....
Mysteriousvoice: Who's there??
Link: EEP!! (hides behind Darunia)
Darunia: chicken.....(see's a scary looking picture of a fairy with an afro) EEP!! (Link and Darunia hide behind Ganandorf)
Tingle: ......
Saria: Come on boys, your embaressing me......
Ganandorf: THEY are, not me...
Mysteriousvoice: WHO'S THERE??!?!!?
Ganandorf: !!! Mommy!!! (hides behind Saria, followed by Link and Darunia)
Tingle: ahaha
Mysteriousvoice: aw, come on guys just tell me who you are...
Link: (jumps form behind Darunia, Ganan and Saria) I am the brave Legendary Link, Master and Lord of---
Saria: (cutting and jumping in front of Link) He's just Link!! Im Saria, and those guys over tehre are Ganandorf, Darunia and Tingle.
Ganandorf, Darunia and Tingle wave hi, but still looks around to look for the mysterious voices location. Just then, someone steps out of the corner.
Person: Whatsup, my name is Johnny G.J.I.L.M.N.O.P. but you can call me Johnny.
Link: (laughing out loud) What a stupid name!! AHahHAhAHHhahh
Ganandorf: (whispering to Link) I dont think you should do that....
Johnny: Link stop it, or I wont be able to show you the dance moves..
Link: Why would I wanna learn a couple of stupid dance moves???
Lightning strikes and Johnny grows really big and his voice echos as he screamed....
Johnny: A COUPLE OF STUPID DANCE MOVES?! (moves..oves...ves..)
Link:(cowering behind Darunia) eeep..
Darunia: I gotta learn that...
Saria: Umm...jsut curious..why would he need to learn dance moves???
Johnny: Because that is teh only way he will save Hyrumina!!
Tingle: OOOh like this???
Tingle does the moon walk, the split, point, robot, and the cha-cha.
Johnny: Hahahaaa, you got it going brother..but according to the Chiclets commercial the point, the robot and the split are dance moves that "dont work"
Tingle: uuuh.....ok bro!
Ganandorf: ..........WE ARE GOING TO GO AGAINST MY BROTHER!!! ONE OF THE MOST POWERFULLEST BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE, HOW ARE SOME DANCE MOVES GONNA SAVE US!?!?!
Johnny: chill man, chill.....it will get you through what you will face...member the ocarina??
Ganandorf: oh yeah.....ok, so whats the first dance move?
Johnny: Well its one of the ones Tingle just did...
Tingle: me?
Johnny: Yes you, who else was just dancing a few minutes ago?
Tingle:.....I was dancing?
Everyone drops on the floor with their feet sticking up.
Johnny: (getting back up) YES!! ok....the first move is the point...
Link: I can do that!! (does it wrong, someway...somehow)
Ganandorf: But wait....what if we need to do one of the dance moves, but we dont want to use the effects??
Johnny: thats what these are for......(Johnny hands them rings)
Darunia: OOH ok so we just rub the ring and do the dance?
Johnny: No...these are just to make you look good...
Saria: -.-''
Johnny: THESE.....are what you use..(hands each of them a peace amulet necklece thing)
Tingle: shiny........ (runs away to get more shiny stuff)
Saria: how do they work?
Johnny: You just rub the amulets spin once and then do the dance move..
Darunia: Why do we have to spin once?
Johnny: (shrugs) to add some style to your dance??
Link: Thats fine with me!
Link rubs the amulet, spins around once, and does the stupidest dance move ever, then Ganandorf turns into a chicken..
Ganandorf: DAMNIT LINK!!!!!
Saria: (smacks her face) oh....my...god....
Johnny: How he do that..?
Tingle: (returns and is covered with a bunch of shiny spoons, forks, and whatever) i dunno..
Darunia: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before the chapter ends.... whats the point supposed to do??
Johnny: Bring you back here, where you can heal and stuff, since its more safe, since your old joint the Moo-Moo Farms blew up...
Saria: BLEW UP!?!?!?!
There is a huge explosion sound in the distant background....
Saria: .........................
Tingle: (rubs amulet, spins once, does point) TINGLE TINGLE KOO-LIMPAH!!!!!!!
Tingle re-appears back at the same spot and repeats the process over and over agian...
Darunia: ummmm...Tingle we know it works now.........
Link: (does what Tingle does) LINKY LINKY LOO-POOO!!!!
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Chapter 5
On to the first temple!!!