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Macarena of Time
--Chapter 6-
The Worm Temple
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The gang walk through the door and step into a dome like temple with many doors.
Tingle: HOLY SMOKES!!! (pisses in pants)
Link: HOLY MOLLEY!!! (pisses in pants)
Ganandorf: HOLY SHIT!!! (takes a dump in his pants)
Saria: .............o-k.........
Darunia: shhhhhhhh listen.......
The sound of crawling is heard within the walls
Tingle: (whispering) what is it..?
Link: (screaming) I dunno lemme see!!!! (heads towards the wall and starts banging it) HEY WHATCHA DOING IN THERE MISTAH??!?!
Ganandorf and Darunia pulls Link away from the wall and covers his mouth
Darunia: (whispering) YOU IDIOT, SHUT UP!!
Saria: ..its gone.....
Everything gets less tense
Tingle: Well...what now?? Ive never been in a temple before.....
Link: Well usually i go to the nearest not locked door, but thats just me
Ganandorf: ......well..... (looks towards his left at a door) I say we go to that one.....
Tingle: But I say we go this way!! (points towards the right)
Just then, there was a large skreeching sound and within a matter of seconds something broke the the earth between the group separating Link and Ganandorf form the other 3
Link/Ganandorf/Darunia/Saria: .............
Tingle: YES!!! Now I get to go MY way.
Ganandorf: I guess so...well gang, lets split up
Saria: -.-'' YOU DUNCE WE WERE ALREADY SPLIT UP
Ganandorf:..................r-r-r-riiiight so .....i guess we'll have to catch up with each other later...
Darunia: Good idea, stay alive you two (turns around and walks towards the first door followed by Saria and Tingle)
Ganandorf walks towards the huge gap and examines it
Ganandorf: hm......it musta been huge to have done it so easy....
Link: (shaking) WELL OFF COURSE IT WOULDA BEEN!!! LIEK LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN HOLE!!!! ITS HUGE!!!!!
The skreeching is heard again in the distance
Link: !!!!! Ganan lets go!!!
Ganandorf: Your right.......
The two head towards the closest door...
Saria,Tingle and Darunia
The three head through the first door only to see a treasure chest surrounded by poles
Darunia: hmm.....(examines the room)
Tingle: EEEEEEEAAAASSSSYYYYYY I can break those sticks with MY stick
Tingle takes out his stick and walks towards the treasure chest..
Darunia: TINGLE NO!!!!
Darunia pulls Tingle back just in time as spears flie in all directions at Tingles spot
Saria and Tingle: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darunia: (still holding Tingle) good thing eh Tingle??? WHOA
A horde of monsters appear (the same ones in the beginning with the 2 swords and lots of armor). The monsters dive at the three ready to shred them apart.
Link and Ganandorf
Link and Ganandorf head through the first door to enter another dome shaped room with a switch to the far end, BUT its on a pillar in the middle of a (it seems) neverending hole
Link: How we gonna get there???
Ganandorf: I got an idea, but its not we...
Link: What you mean its not w------HEY!!
Ganandorf picks Link up and throws him across the hole to the switch
Link: ouch.....your lucky im puny or I woulda done the same....
Ganandorf: Just pull the switch...
Link: ::sigh::
Link pulls the switch but nothing happens
Link: WHAT?!?! what in the name of----
The rooms starts to shake a little and more pillars come up from the hole making a path for Link to get back, then a piece of the wall the Ganans right breaks of revealing a door.
Ganandorf: that was easy
Link runs down the pillar path and the two make their way to the next room
Saria, Tingle and Darunia
Darunia: KIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Darunia tosses Tingle into the crowd of monsters, causing them to fall to the floor. He then jumps up and does a bell slam onto half of them while Saria rushes and gets the remaining ones and slashes away. After a few minutes Darunia gets up and Saria stops slashing.
Darunia: pant pant man....
Saria: Time for that treasure chest...
Tingle: YAY!!!
Tingle runs towards the treasure chest and starts to brreak away the poles
Darunia:....... TINGLE NO!!!
As soon as Tingle break a few sticks a part of the ceiling starts to collapse down at the gang, but Darunia comes in time and holds it up.
Darunia: Hurry!!!
Saria: CRAP (more soldiers appear ) Tingle grab it so we can go
Tingle: nods
WHile darunia is holding part of the ceiling up and Saria hacks away at the enemys closing in, Tingle opens the treasure chest to get a rock
Tingle: What??? a rock???
Darunia: GO GO GO
Sariah and Tingle fend off the soldiers as the three made their way across the room , Darunia sill holdiong the ceiling. They jumped through the doorway and as soon as the door closed a loud SLAM was heard.
Darunia: That was close...
Saria: (taking rock form Tingle and examining it) hmm
Tingle: Its a stupid rock, what the hell...
Saria starts to clean the rock revealing a brownish orb, Darunia grabs it and checks it out
Darunia: Stupid rock eh???
Link and Ganandorf
The two of them enter the next room (shaped like a pillar). They both looked up to see many keys on hooks and at the very top a trap door with 10 locks.
Link: ........umm......what???
Ganandorf: I think we have to gather the keys and get to the top to open that door..
Link: hey we got alot of time dont we???
Slots open up around them and water starts pouring in
Link: Oh my god!!!! I just got this outfit laundried!!!!
Ganandorf: Lets go we got a time limit!!!!
Ganan heads for the far side of the room and starts climbing the wall, while Link jumped above the door and grabbed the first key.
Ganandorf: LINK!!! (trying to scream over the sound of all the water pouring in)
Link: (reaching for the second key) WHAT?!
Ganandorf: DONT MISS ANY OR WERE DOOMED!!!!
Link: OK!! ILL TRY
Link jumps towards the next key and manages to grab it. Ganandorf has already 3 keys and is climbing towards his 4th which (luckily) is on a platform.
Link: HOLY SHIT, ITS CATCHING UP!!! GO FASTER!!!!
Ganandorf looks down to see the water had already gotten near Link
Ganandorf: LINK HURRY UP!!!!
Link: Ok!!!!
Link moves faster and manages to get 2 more keys but wasnt careful, slips and falls into the water
Ganandorf: SHIT!!! (grabs his 5th key)
Ganandorf hears something click above and looks up. Wide-eyed Ganandorf curses as more slots open up and even more water comes pouring in
Ganandorf: SHIT!!! LINK!!!!!
Link pops out of teh water gasping for air
Link: DONT WORRY I DIDNT DROP ANY!!! (raises his stack of keys to show Ganan then heads towards the wall and starts climbing towards the top)
Ganandorf is unlocking the door with his se of keys and by the time Link got there Ganan had been done
Ganandorf: HURRY!!!!!! (the water is upto his knees)
Link: OK OK!!! Whats the rush???
Ganandorf: NO TIME FOR JOKES JUST UNLOCK THEM!!!
Link uses up all his keys but 1 lock is left
Link: WHAT!?!?
(remembering back)
Ganandorf: LINK!!! (trying to scream over the sound of all the water pouring in)
Link: (reaching for the second key) WHAT!
Ganandorf: DONT MISS ANY OR WERE DOOMED!
(back to reality)
Link: SHIT I WAS REACHING FOR IT BUT I DIDNT GRAB IT!!!!
Ganandorf; (panicy voice) um...umm....wait here!! (dives down)
Link: NOOO GAN---- (water fills up the room)
Blindly, Ganandorf swims downwards on Links side of the wall feeling for a key. He swims and swims but finds nothing, but notices something floating and swims towards it, luckily it was the key, he grabs it and swims upwards as fast as he could.
Link: (in his head) oh boy oh boy...here it is...the end...im gonna die.........did i do the laundry??
Ganandorf swims upto him and unlocks the last lock, and they both push open the trapdoor. They break through the surface and gasp for air while at the same time climb out of the trapdoor and close it back, water still pouring out of it.
Saria, Tingle and Darunia
Darunia: (listening around) did you hear that?
Saria and Tingle: What???
Darunia: ....its the screeching...
Screeching sound echoes through the wall
Saria: why dont we just go through the next door???
The three head towards door numero dos (2 for those who dont know)
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Chapter 7 Worm Temple Part 2