A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! ^^ I love 'em! They make me haapppppyyyyy!! *looks around* ...anyway, here's some more stuff you haven't seen before! One of 'em's kinda long, so that's why there's only two! XD Review!
Disclaimer: *chanting* IownTrigunIownTrigunIownTrigunIownTrigun. *opens eyes* DAMNIT! ^^;; Eh-heh. Still don't own Trigun.
~*~*~*~*~*An Angry Millie and Dancing*~*~*~*~*~
(This one's from Nancy Tran! I added a bunch of stuff, but the idea's hers! ^^ Thanks Nancy!)
Millie-was-PISSED. Her beloved pudding had gone missing that afternoon and she suspected one of her comrades had taken it. They tried to trick by planting chocolate on Kuroneko's face, but she knew better! Did they think she was stupid or something!? Little big sister had always said she was super smart and she was gonna show them how!
Stomping her way over to the living room, she takes out her stun-gun and waves it wildly in the air. "I know you're in there!" She kicks open the door and shoots a hole in the ceiling. "Hello jackasses!"
"Ah!" Vash shrieks. "Angry Millie!"
Meryl looks up from her typewriter casually. "Millie, are you feeling okay?"
"Of course I am dumbass!" *stares at everyone* "What are you bitches lookin' at!?"
Wolfwood crawls out from his hiding spot behind the couch. "What's the matter big girl?"
"You know what's the matter!"
"Noo..."
"Don't play dumb with ME asshole!"
Meryl raises an eyebrow. "Millie, what are you talking about?"
"You stole my pudding!!"
"No we didn't!" Vash cries.
"Don't lie! Lying's a sin you little bastard!" She shoots her gun again.
"Whoa! Babe, you're not acting like yourself!"
"What was that!?" She walks over to Wolfwood and picks him up by the collar. "ARE YOU MOCKIN' ME CHURCHBOY!?"
"AH! SOMEONE HELP ME!"
"...." Vash and Meryl run away.
"HEY!" The priest screams as Millie drags him out the door. "DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HER! NOOO!!"
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Vash, Wolfwood, and the insurance girls are out at a restaurant. In the middle of dinner, a waiter comes over and tells them about their new dance floor.
Vash: "...is it free?"
Wolfwood: *elbows him*
Vash: "Hey, what was that for?"
Wolfwood: *whispering* "This is the perfect opportunity to score some brownie points with the ladies."
Vash: "What the hell's a brownie point?"
"Trust me, they're a good thing. Get enough and you might get laid."
"SCORE!"
"Shh! Now go ask Meryl to dance with you."
*whining* "Why do I have to dance wth Meryl?"
"Because you two are a couple!"
"...oh yeah." He looks over at the short woman. "Hey, uh, Meryl?"
"Hmm?"
"I was just wondering if you, um, wannakindasortamaybe, uh..." He leans over to Wolfwood. "What should I say?"
*sigh* "Just watch me." He puts on a smile and extends his hand over to Millie. "Hey. Wanna dance Big Girl?"
^^ "Of course Mr. Wolfwood!" They stand up and walk over to the dance floor. He winks back at Vash.
'Here goes nothin'...' He opens his mouth to ask Meryl if she wants to go too, but she grabs his arm first.
"Come on, let's dance." She drags him over to the dance floor, where a few other couples were waiting for the music to start.
A slow tune comes on. Everybody grabs their partner.
'Damn,' Vash thinks. 'I knew I should've paid more attention to those dancing lessons on the SEEDS ship.'
He nudges Wolfwood when he gets close enough. "Hey, how do you dance?"
"WHAT!? ...I mean, what? You don't know how to DANCE?"
He shakes his head.
"That's pathetic man. Watch and learn." He sways to the side; Millie sways to the side. He wraps his arm around her and unravels it, spinning her around.
'Alright, let's see...' Vash grabs one of Meryl's hands awkwardly. 'Now where do I put my other hand?' He looks around and shrugs. He slides his hand down her back and grabs her ass.
*SLAP!*
"Ow!" He rubs his cheek. "Sorry Meryl!"
She turns red. "Damn right you're sorry!"
He blushes. "Well, the truth is, I don't really know how to do this kind of stuff..."
Her face brightens a little. "Oh. Well, just follow me." She puts his hand around her waist and shuffles forward. He nearly falls down.
"Ah! What are you doing!?"
"You have to move your feet stupid."
"Oh." She moves again; he moves with her.
"Hey, I think I'm startin' to get the hang of this!"
"Just shut-up and dance." They move around a little more before Millie and Wolfwood make their way over to them.
Wolfwood whispers over to his friend. "What are you doin' needle-noggin!?"
^^ "I'm dancing."
"No no, you've got it all wrong!"
"...I do?"
"You're supposed to be leading, dummy!"
"...oh." He turns back to his date. "Hey, Meryl? Why are you leading?"
"Because you don't know how to dance."
"But all the OTHER gunmen are leading!" He whines.
"I don't care what the other gunmen are doing. YOU'RE not leading."
"But Meryylllll!"
The song suddenly changes.
*DA DADAADAA DADA*
'The tango!? Ohh, how the hell am I gonna pull this one off!?' He glances over at Wolfwood helplessly.
"You're hopeless Vash!" The priest pulls two roses out of his pocket and tosses one over to him. He puts the other one in his mouth and takes up Millie's hands.
^^ "Oh Nicky! You're so romantic!"
"Anything for you babe." A thorn cuts his lip.
'Damn!' He sucks on it. 'The things I do for love...'
'Haha.' Vash thinks to him. 'You mean ass, right?'
'Hey! Didn't I tell you to stay out of there!?'
'Oh, I'm sorry...NICKY!'
'Shut-up!' He gives him a death galre.
'Pttbbhhhh!'
Meryl grabs the rose out of his hand.
"Hey!"
"Well, it didn't look like you were gonna start anytime soon." She puts it in her mouth and grabs his hands. "Now walk with me."
*DA DADAADAA DADA*
Meryl dips him.
*gigglegiggle*
'Oh God, this is embarassing..' He looks over at Wolfwood and Millie. 'Now why does HE get it so easy?'
The music changes again, this time to a lively tune.
Vash looks at Meryl with puppy eyes.
She sighs and tosses the rose behind her back. "Fine. You can be in charge this time."
^^ "Yay!" He looks at his friends, who were swing dancin'. The bigger insurance girl was spinning Wolfwood around her shoulders.
'This could be fun...' He picks up Meryl.
"Gyah! Do you know what you're doing Vash!?"
^^ "Of couse, Meryl!" He puts her on his shoulders, trying to imitate Millie. Instead of spinning her around, though, he spins himself around.
"AHHHHHHH!!"
^^ "What's the matter Meryl?"
"PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!"
He stops spinning and bends over so she can climb off.
"Don't you ever do that again!"
^^ "Hey, you're hair's messed up."
"Grrr..."
Vash looks around and sees a man sliding his date under his legs and pulling her back up.
"Hey, let's do THAT!"
"No, I don't-" He grabs her arms before she can finish and lifts her up.
"VAAASH!!"
He swings her under his legs, but forgets to pull her back up and let's go.
"AHHH!!" She slides across the floor on her back. "YOU MOTHER FU-" She slams into Millie and Wolfwood, knocking them down.
O.O "Oops."
Merly claws her way out of the pile and points an accusing finger at Vash. "YOOUU!!"
"Gyah! Don't hurt me!"
"I'm going to KILL you!"
"Stay back!" He slaps at her before running away.
"ROAARRRR!!!" She chases after him. "GET BACK HERE!"
Millie and Wolfwood just stare.
"...so."
"So..."
"...you wanna go eat some sandwiches?"
^^ "Oh yeah!" They stand up together and walk out of the building.
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A/N: Poor Vash! Lucky Wolfwood! ^^ Hope you liked it! And sorry all you Zazie fans! I'll do one with him in it next time! XD Review!
Disclaimer: *chanting* IownTrigunIownTrigunIownTrigunIownTrigun. *opens eyes* DAMNIT! ^^;; Eh-heh. Still don't own Trigun.
~*~*~*~*~*An Angry Millie and Dancing*~*~*~*~*~
(This one's from Nancy Tran! I added a bunch of stuff, but the idea's hers! ^^ Thanks Nancy!)
Millie-was-PISSED. Her beloved pudding had gone missing that afternoon and she suspected one of her comrades had taken it. They tried to trick by planting chocolate on Kuroneko's face, but she knew better! Did they think she was stupid or something!? Little big sister had always said she was super smart and she was gonna show them how!
Stomping her way over to the living room, she takes out her stun-gun and waves it wildly in the air. "I know you're in there!" She kicks open the door and shoots a hole in the ceiling. "Hello jackasses!"
"Ah!" Vash shrieks. "Angry Millie!"
Meryl looks up from her typewriter casually. "Millie, are you feeling okay?"
"Of course I am dumbass!" *stares at everyone* "What are you bitches lookin' at!?"
Wolfwood crawls out from his hiding spot behind the couch. "What's the matter big girl?"
"You know what's the matter!"
"Noo..."
"Don't play dumb with ME asshole!"
Meryl raises an eyebrow. "Millie, what are you talking about?"
"You stole my pudding!!"
"No we didn't!" Vash cries.
"Don't lie! Lying's a sin you little bastard!" She shoots her gun again.
"Whoa! Babe, you're not acting like yourself!"
"What was that!?" She walks over to Wolfwood and picks him up by the collar. "ARE YOU MOCKIN' ME CHURCHBOY!?"
"AH! SOMEONE HELP ME!"
"...." Vash and Meryl run away.
"HEY!" The priest screams as Millie drags him out the door. "DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HER! NOOO!!"
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Vash, Wolfwood, and the insurance girls are out at a restaurant. In the middle of dinner, a waiter comes over and tells them about their new dance floor.
Vash: "...is it free?"
Wolfwood: *elbows him*
Vash: "Hey, what was that for?"
Wolfwood: *whispering* "This is the perfect opportunity to score some brownie points with the ladies."
Vash: "What the hell's a brownie point?"
"Trust me, they're a good thing. Get enough and you might get laid."
"SCORE!"
"Shh! Now go ask Meryl to dance with you."
*whining* "Why do I have to dance wth Meryl?"
"Because you two are a couple!"
"...oh yeah." He looks over at the short woman. "Hey, uh, Meryl?"
"Hmm?"
"I was just wondering if you, um, wannakindasortamaybe, uh..." He leans over to Wolfwood. "What should I say?"
*sigh* "Just watch me." He puts on a smile and extends his hand over to Millie. "Hey. Wanna dance Big Girl?"
^^ "Of course Mr. Wolfwood!" They stand up and walk over to the dance floor. He winks back at Vash.
'Here goes nothin'...' He opens his mouth to ask Meryl if she wants to go too, but she grabs his arm first.
"Come on, let's dance." She drags him over to the dance floor, where a few other couples were waiting for the music to start.
A slow tune comes on. Everybody grabs their partner.
'Damn,' Vash thinks. 'I knew I should've paid more attention to those dancing lessons on the SEEDS ship.'
He nudges Wolfwood when he gets close enough. "Hey, how do you dance?"
"WHAT!? ...I mean, what? You don't know how to DANCE?"
He shakes his head.
"That's pathetic man. Watch and learn." He sways to the side; Millie sways to the side. He wraps his arm around her and unravels it, spinning her around.
'Alright, let's see...' Vash grabs one of Meryl's hands awkwardly. 'Now where do I put my other hand?' He looks around and shrugs. He slides his hand down her back and grabs her ass.
*SLAP!*
"Ow!" He rubs his cheek. "Sorry Meryl!"
She turns red. "Damn right you're sorry!"
He blushes. "Well, the truth is, I don't really know how to do this kind of stuff..."
Her face brightens a little. "Oh. Well, just follow me." She puts his hand around her waist and shuffles forward. He nearly falls down.
"Ah! What are you doing!?"
"You have to move your feet stupid."
"Oh." She moves again; he moves with her.
"Hey, I think I'm startin' to get the hang of this!"
"Just shut-up and dance." They move around a little more before Millie and Wolfwood make their way over to them.
Wolfwood whispers over to his friend. "What are you doin' needle-noggin!?"
^^ "I'm dancing."
"No no, you've got it all wrong!"
"...I do?"
"You're supposed to be leading, dummy!"
"...oh." He turns back to his date. "Hey, Meryl? Why are you leading?"
"Because you don't know how to dance."
"But all the OTHER gunmen are leading!" He whines.
"I don't care what the other gunmen are doing. YOU'RE not leading."
"But Meryylllll!"
The song suddenly changes.
*DA DADAADAA DADA*
'The tango!? Ohh, how the hell am I gonna pull this one off!?' He glances over at Wolfwood helplessly.
"You're hopeless Vash!" The priest pulls two roses out of his pocket and tosses one over to him. He puts the other one in his mouth and takes up Millie's hands.
^^ "Oh Nicky! You're so romantic!"
"Anything for you babe." A thorn cuts his lip.
'Damn!' He sucks on it. 'The things I do for love...'
'Haha.' Vash thinks to him. 'You mean ass, right?'
'Hey! Didn't I tell you to stay out of there!?'
'Oh, I'm sorry...NICKY!'
'Shut-up!' He gives him a death galre.
'Pttbbhhhh!'
Meryl grabs the rose out of his hand.
"Hey!"
"Well, it didn't look like you were gonna start anytime soon." She puts it in her mouth and grabs his hands. "Now walk with me."
*DA DADAADAA DADA*
Meryl dips him.
*gigglegiggle*
'Oh God, this is embarassing..' He looks over at Wolfwood and Millie. 'Now why does HE get it so easy?'
The music changes again, this time to a lively tune.
Vash looks at Meryl with puppy eyes.
She sighs and tosses the rose behind her back. "Fine. You can be in charge this time."
^^ "Yay!" He looks at his friends, who were swing dancin'. The bigger insurance girl was spinning Wolfwood around her shoulders.
'This could be fun...' He picks up Meryl.
"Gyah! Do you know what you're doing Vash!?"
^^ "Of couse, Meryl!" He puts her on his shoulders, trying to imitate Millie. Instead of spinning her around, though, he spins himself around.
"AHHHHHHH!!"
^^ "What's the matter Meryl?"
"PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!"
He stops spinning and bends over so she can climb off.
"Don't you ever do that again!"
^^ "Hey, you're hair's messed up."
"Grrr..."
Vash looks around and sees a man sliding his date under his legs and pulling her back up.
"Hey, let's do THAT!"
"No, I don't-" He grabs her arms before she can finish and lifts her up.
"VAAASH!!"
He swings her under his legs, but forgets to pull her back up and let's go.
"AHHH!!" She slides across the floor on her back. "YOU MOTHER FU-" She slams into Millie and Wolfwood, knocking them down.
O.O "Oops."
Merly claws her way out of the pile and points an accusing finger at Vash. "YOOUU!!"
"Gyah! Don't hurt me!"
"I'm going to KILL you!"
"Stay back!" He slaps at her before running away.
"ROAARRRR!!!" She chases after him. "GET BACK HERE!"
Millie and Wolfwood just stare.
"...so."
"So..."
"...you wanna go eat some sandwiches?"
^^ "Oh yeah!" They stand up together and walk out of the building.
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A/N: Poor Vash! Lucky Wolfwood! ^^ Hope you liked it! And sorry all you Zazie fans! I'll do one with him in it next time! XD Review!