A/N: Sorry for the EXTREMELY slow update, but I've been workin' on another thing lately (even though it's stupid, I needed to try something new). Plus, the whole I-don't-have-a-brain thing…well, it's been workin' against me. ^^;; Eh-heh. *dodges banana* O.O That was a new one.
Disclaimer: If I owned Trigun, I wouldn't be sitting here writing this. I'd just make it part of the show. XD Oh yeah. That'd be sweet.
~*~*~*~*~*Poor Little Beast*~*~*~*~*~
'He cheated. He had to cheat. There's no way he could've won that bet without cheating. I'm gonna KILL that cheater!'
^^ "Now, now. Don't fret my little beastling."
'I'm gonna kill him. I swear to God I'm gonna kill that cheating bastard.'
^^ "Alright, it's time to go make some new friends little beastling."
"MY NAME IS NOT LITTLE BEASTLING YOU STUPID FU-"
"Whoa, hey! Watch your language little boy! You can't be sayin' stuff like that in front of the ladies!"
"What ladies!?"
"Dominique for one."
"She's not a lady! She's a BITCH!"
*SLAP*
"Hey, I saw that Dominique!"
*snicker*
"Time to go little beastling."
"Midvalley, if you don't stop calling me that…"
^^ "Haha. Luckily for me, we have a contract to uphold."
"You wrote it down!?"
"Hell yeah! I couldn't let a great opportunity like this escape!"
"ARGH! YOU CHEATED GODDAMNIT!!"
"Watch your language Zazie!"
"Make me!"
"Do I have to spank you!?"
"Oh please…"
"Don't you use that tone with ME young man!"
"Can we just get this over with already?"
^^ "I thought you'd never ask."
And with that, Zazie the Beast was led away from the SEEDS ship to a nearby city wearing an adorable little kitty costume. That's right. A fuzzy brown outfit complete with tails, ears, whiskers, and a painted on nose.
…how awfully cute.
And all because he made a bet with Midvalley that he, the terrifying….BEAST…could scare the living day-lights out of Legato. And God knows he could've easily done it.
You see, Legato's the kind that, well, society likes to call CHICKENSHIT. So really, anybody could've scared the SHIT out of him because he's a CHICKEN. Hence the name, CHICKENSHIT.
But you have to realize, every chickenshit has their BITCH. A bitch is a slave. Someone who's willing to do anything and everything in their power to please you. Legato Bluesummer's bitch, coincidentally, is Midvalley the Hornfreak.
So Midvalley, when coming face to face with this situation, does what he thinks is right as a BITCH and warns his CHICKENSHIT of the sneaking BEAST, who, at that moment, was trying to scare the SHIT out of him.
So, no matter where the BEAST was hiding in wait for the CHICKENSHIT to walk by so he could scare him, the chickenshit knew where he was at and never showed any reaction towards him that could be considered frightened.
…confused?
I know I am.. ^^
ANYWAY, Zazie lost the bet and now Midvalley could do whatever he wanted to him for the entire day. Poor, poor little Zazie.
"Alright, you wait right here until I get back. Understand?"
"Pfft. I understand you're a jackass."
"Ahem! I can't hear you."
"I said yeah. You can go now. …mother fu-"
"Language!" ^^ "Bye little beastling. I'll be here to pick you up later."
"You better."
"Hmmm. On second thought, no, no I won't. But if I see you at the house before seven, you're gonna be REALLY sorry you lost that bet."
"Whatever."
"Have fun beastling!"
"…son of a bitch."
^^ "Bye!"
'Great, now I get to sit out here all day wearing this stupid-ass costume. At least I don't have to stick around the Hornfreak anymore. …heheheh. Hornfreak.'
***10 MINUTES LATER***
"Aww, how CUTE!"
"Let me pet him!"
"No, it's my turn!"
"I wanna hug 'em when you're done!"
"Who's is he anyway?"
"Who CARES? We get to PLAY with him!
^^ "Yay!"
^^ "Yay!"
^^ "Yay!"
'I think I'm gonna be sick…'
A crowd of teenage girls…and some boys (o.O )…have swarmed around the "little beastling" to take a look. Or a hug, or a glomp. At this point, it really didn't matter to Zazie. He was scarred beyond repair.
"Oh, oh! Do that thing!"
"Yeah, do it!"
^^ "Do it!"
'Oh God…' He lifts up his hand and claws at the air, managing, "Fear me, fear me. I'm the Beast. …rar."
"Oh my God!"
"Isn't that great!?"
"I think I'm gonna DIE!"
"He's so adorable!"
*squeal*
^^ "Yay!"
^^ "Yay!"
^^ "Yay!"
"AAAHHHHHH!!!"
"What?"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Why's he screaming?"
"I dunno."
"Maybe we should poke 'em with a stick."
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME PSYCCHHOOOSSSSSSS!!!!"
*runs away*
"Well, that was strange."
"Yeah."
"We should go find another kitty."
^^ "Oh, yay!"
^^ "Yay!"
^^ "Sweet!"
^^ "Let's go!"
***5 MINUTES LATER***
'I don't think…I've ever…ran as fast…as that…in my…entire…life.' He falls carelessly on the bed. 'I just hope he doesn't find me in here.'
"Oh beastlliiinnngggg!!"
"SHIT!!"
"I know you're in here beastling! Did everything go smoothly!? Did you make any friends!?"
'Shit, shit, shit! I gotta hide!'
"Beastling?"
'GYAH!!' He dives under the bed.
"Beastling, are you in here?"
*silence*
"Hmm?" He steps forward, scanning the room. "Come out, come out, wherever you arrreeee." He stops. There was a tail sticking out from under the bed.
'Go away, go away…'
"AH-HA!!" He rips off the covers.
"JESUS CHRIST MIDVALLEY!!" He flies out of his hiding spot.
"Aww, did I scare wittle beastwing?"
"…what are you gonna do to me?"
"Ohh, the floor's gotten you all dirty."
"Oh no…"
"You need a BATH!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Come along, little beastling."
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!"
"Oh really?" He picks him up by the back of his shirt and carries him out of the room like a suitcase.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!"
"Now, now, don't be a brat little beastling. You're filthy and you need a bath."
"NOOOOO!! LEMME GO! LEMME GOOOO!!!!!"
"BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
And with THAT, ladies and gentleman, Zazie the Beast was doomed to endure the king of all baths. Poor, poor little Beast.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: O.O *blink* Oh my. What have I done to Zazie.
Zazie: *mumbling obscenities*
What was that little beastling?
Zazie: Nothing evil authoress lady.
^^ That's what I thought.
XD PLEASE REVIEW!!!! XD
Disclaimer: If I owned Trigun, I wouldn't be sitting here writing this. I'd just make it part of the show. XD Oh yeah. That'd be sweet.
~*~*~*~*~*Poor Little Beast*~*~*~*~*~
'He cheated. He had to cheat. There's no way he could've won that bet without cheating. I'm gonna KILL that cheater!'
^^ "Now, now. Don't fret my little beastling."
'I'm gonna kill him. I swear to God I'm gonna kill that cheating bastard.'
^^ "Alright, it's time to go make some new friends little beastling."
"MY NAME IS NOT LITTLE BEASTLING YOU STUPID FU-"
"Whoa, hey! Watch your language little boy! You can't be sayin' stuff like that in front of the ladies!"
"What ladies!?"
"Dominique for one."
"She's not a lady! She's a BITCH!"
*SLAP*
"Hey, I saw that Dominique!"
*snicker*
"Time to go little beastling."
"Midvalley, if you don't stop calling me that…"
^^ "Haha. Luckily for me, we have a contract to uphold."
"You wrote it down!?"
"Hell yeah! I couldn't let a great opportunity like this escape!"
"ARGH! YOU CHEATED GODDAMNIT!!"
"Watch your language Zazie!"
"Make me!"
"Do I have to spank you!?"
"Oh please…"
"Don't you use that tone with ME young man!"
"Can we just get this over with already?"
^^ "I thought you'd never ask."
And with that, Zazie the Beast was led away from the SEEDS ship to a nearby city wearing an adorable little kitty costume. That's right. A fuzzy brown outfit complete with tails, ears, whiskers, and a painted on nose.
…how awfully cute.
And all because he made a bet with Midvalley that he, the terrifying….BEAST…could scare the living day-lights out of Legato. And God knows he could've easily done it.
You see, Legato's the kind that, well, society likes to call CHICKENSHIT. So really, anybody could've scared the SHIT out of him because he's a CHICKEN. Hence the name, CHICKENSHIT.
But you have to realize, every chickenshit has their BITCH. A bitch is a slave. Someone who's willing to do anything and everything in their power to please you. Legato Bluesummer's bitch, coincidentally, is Midvalley the Hornfreak.
So Midvalley, when coming face to face with this situation, does what he thinks is right as a BITCH and warns his CHICKENSHIT of the sneaking BEAST, who, at that moment, was trying to scare the SHIT out of him.
So, no matter where the BEAST was hiding in wait for the CHICKENSHIT to walk by so he could scare him, the chickenshit knew where he was at and never showed any reaction towards him that could be considered frightened.
…confused?
I know I am.. ^^
ANYWAY, Zazie lost the bet and now Midvalley could do whatever he wanted to him for the entire day. Poor, poor little Zazie.
"Alright, you wait right here until I get back. Understand?"
"Pfft. I understand you're a jackass."
"Ahem! I can't hear you."
"I said yeah. You can go now. …mother fu-"
"Language!" ^^ "Bye little beastling. I'll be here to pick you up later."
"You better."
"Hmmm. On second thought, no, no I won't. But if I see you at the house before seven, you're gonna be REALLY sorry you lost that bet."
"Whatever."
"Have fun beastling!"
"…son of a bitch."
^^ "Bye!"
'Great, now I get to sit out here all day wearing this stupid-ass costume. At least I don't have to stick around the Hornfreak anymore. …heheheh. Hornfreak.'
***10 MINUTES LATER***
"Aww, how CUTE!"
"Let me pet him!"
"No, it's my turn!"
"I wanna hug 'em when you're done!"
"Who's is he anyway?"
"Who CARES? We get to PLAY with him!
^^ "Yay!"
^^ "Yay!"
^^ "Yay!"
'I think I'm gonna be sick…'
A crowd of teenage girls…and some boys (o.O )…have swarmed around the "little beastling" to take a look. Or a hug, or a glomp. At this point, it really didn't matter to Zazie. He was scarred beyond repair.
"Oh, oh! Do that thing!"
"Yeah, do it!"
^^ "Do it!"
'Oh God…' He lifts up his hand and claws at the air, managing, "Fear me, fear me. I'm the Beast. …rar."
"Oh my God!"
"Isn't that great!?"
"I think I'm gonna DIE!"
"He's so adorable!"
*squeal*
^^ "Yay!"
^^ "Yay!"
^^ "Yay!"
"AAAHHHHHH!!!"
"What?"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Why's he screaming?"
"I dunno."
"Maybe we should poke 'em with a stick."
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME PSYCCHHOOOSSSSSSS!!!!"
*runs away*
"Well, that was strange."
"Yeah."
"We should go find another kitty."
^^ "Oh, yay!"
^^ "Yay!"
^^ "Sweet!"
^^ "Let's go!"
***5 MINUTES LATER***
'I don't think…I've ever…ran as fast…as that…in my…entire…life.' He falls carelessly on the bed. 'I just hope he doesn't find me in here.'
"Oh beastlliiinnngggg!!"
"SHIT!!"
"I know you're in here beastling! Did everything go smoothly!? Did you make any friends!?"
'Shit, shit, shit! I gotta hide!'
"Beastling?"
'GYAH!!' He dives under the bed.
"Beastling, are you in here?"
*silence*
"Hmm?" He steps forward, scanning the room. "Come out, come out, wherever you arrreeee." He stops. There was a tail sticking out from under the bed.
'Go away, go away…'
"AH-HA!!" He rips off the covers.
"JESUS CHRIST MIDVALLEY!!" He flies out of his hiding spot.
"Aww, did I scare wittle beastwing?"
"…what are you gonna do to me?"
"Ohh, the floor's gotten you all dirty."
"Oh no…"
"You need a BATH!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Come along, little beastling."
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!"
"Oh really?" He picks him up by the back of his shirt and carries him out of the room like a suitcase.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!"
"Now, now, don't be a brat little beastling. You're filthy and you need a bath."
"NOOOOO!! LEMME GO! LEMME GOOOO!!!!!"
"BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
And with THAT, ladies and gentleman, Zazie the Beast was doomed to endure the king of all baths. Poor, poor little Beast.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: O.O *blink* Oh my. What have I done to Zazie.
Zazie: *mumbling obscenities*
What was that little beastling?
Zazie: Nothing evil authoress lady.
^^ That's what I thought.
XD PLEASE REVIEW!!!! XD