A Day in the Park
-from the « Chibi Sins » trilogy
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FMA!!! (sadly ) BUT I DO OWN ENVY !!!::gets shot:: ok I don't O.O
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"I'M THE KING OF THE MOUTAIN!"
A cute voice was heard from a small park near a lake, it was the voice of a little boy, by the name of Envy. Him and his friends were playing "King of the Moutain" and he had gotten to the top and was kicking all his friends off.
"WHAT?! I was here FIRST!!" another boy called, he was Greed, who claimed and WAS actually the first to make it to the top.
"Not a chance" Envy quickly kicked Greed off the small, green and grassy hill and went back to taking care of Wrath, who was the youngest of all, and kept on trying get to get top.
"Why are you soo mean to me...?" he started to whine and then yelled out loud "I HATE YOU" and ran back to the table they were picnicking at. Lust just sighed as she saw the poor kid run by and glared at envy for picking on him.
"You don't have to kick him off you know" Lust explained calmy and annoyed.
Envy just ignored her and once again proceeded to yelling at the top of his lungs how great he was.
"You're nothing compared to great" Pride started to sing along as he continued to pick flowers.
Envy glared at Pride and added "Well you go along and pick your little flowers". Envy's eyes shifted to Sloth, who was just laying down in the grass doing absolutly nothing but staring at the sky.
He jumped down the moutain and almost tripped over Gluttony, who could never make it to the top, and just kept rolling down the hill.The green haired boy just looked at the rolling fatass blankly and proceeded to run up to Sloth.
"Oi, Sloth, do something" He told her, but she just layed there like not even noticing him. "Hey.. move or something" he looked at her now with his eyes filled with confusion, thinking of how can anybody just do nothing, it wasn't possible for him.. or maybe she was....---
He picked up a stick nearby and started poking her.. once.. and again.. and again... " Are you dead?" Lust walked over to Envy and insisted on him to stop poking the blank Sloth.
"You shouldn't do that.." Lust warned.
"Well.. it's ok.. it's not like she---"
Sloth had finally come to her sense and morphed into her water form and splashed him.
"..." Envy just walked away speechless without saying a word, soaking due to this stupidity he done. Sloth just proceeded once again to stare at the sky with a plop on the grass and Lust, she was just cracking up and then yelled out to him a "I WARNED YOU" and continued laughing.
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Feel free to flame, or wuv. This is only the first chapter, more to come.. BEWARE!!! ( And yes, since I hate Pride.. I made him sound like a fag ::nod nod:: )