Power Rangers Challenge Extreme
Ep. 1 The First Meeting
(Two weeks have gone by since the wedding. It is time once again to head back to Angel Grove Beach to start up yet another Power Ranger Challenge. On the beach we find our two favorite robotic hosts. . .)
Alpha 6: Wake up dammit!
Alpha 5: Why?
Alpha 6: It's a new day. And look people are coming. . .maybe they'll let us free.
Alpha 5: I hope it's not Jen.
(Flashback)
Jen: And this is how the challenge is going to be run. Whatever I say goes. If you have a problem with it too bad!
Alpha 5: Please let us free.
Alpha 6: We've been attached to this platform since the wedding.
Jen: NO! Are you listening to me?! Maybe you should write this down. (throws a pad and pen over) Now listen up!
(End Flashback)
Alpha 6: And it's been like that every single god damn day since the wedding.
Alpha 5: Well that's Jen coming up, but she has people with her. . .lots of people.
Alpha 6: I wonder who they. . .(pauses) Wait, do you hear that?
Alpha 5: What? (looks up) Ahh! Take cover!!
Alpha 6: Where? We can't move!
(Just then CRASH! An oh so familiar space ship crash lands in the same exact spot it did two weeks earlier at the wedding. The door falls off and Jason and Tommy are revealed carrying Emily and Kat over the threshold.)
Jason: Bro, that was an awesome honeymoon.
Tommy: Totally Bro.
Jason: And the Trey's were so happy to see me, we had a lot of catching up to do. I got to tell them about the wedding and everything.
Alpha 5: I'm sure they were thrilled to see you.
Jason: They were!!! (puts down Emily revealing his brand new I love Triforia tee shirt) Emily loved it too! Right Em?
Emily: (sarcastically) Right, whoo.
Jason: And the Treys were so awesome! They always are of course! When we landed they started to run away so that I could catch them. They love tag. . .like me. It's a Gold Ranger thing.
Jen: Hey Kat! Hey Emily! How was the honeymoon?
Kat and Emily: (Crying hysterically and pointing at Tommy and Jason) THEYMADEUSGOTOTRIFORIAANDTRAPPEDUSONASHIPWITHASPOONPSYCHO
Billy: (Hopping off the ship and pointing his spoon) I will kill you all!
Tommy: Dude, it's a spoon.
Jason: Not really scary.
Billy: They took all the pointy things from me! I'm trying my best!
Kat and Emily: (still talking crying and talking incoherently) ANDALLTRIFORIAHASISABUNCHOFROCKSANDJASONBOUGHTABOUT50OFTHOSESTUPIDSHIRTSANDT OMMYTOOKABOUT90PICTURESOFTHESAMESTINKINROCK (takes a breath) We wanted to go on a cruise!!!
Alpha 6: Anyone get that? No? Okay.
Tommy: Anyone wanna see the slideshow?
Jen: (Smacking Tommy and Jason) Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Tommy: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Jason: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Tommy and Jason: What we do?
Jen: Oh I'll deal with you two BAFFOONS later. Right now it's time to start the challenge.
Alpha 5: That's today?
Alpha 6: Aww dammit!
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(Music strikes up. . .the tune of the Lightspeed Rescue theme to be exact as the GERMs pop outta nowhere and start to sing and dance. . .)
GERMs: Pow-er Ran-gers Chall-enge
CHALLENGE EXTREME
Eric: The Alphas are calling
Alpha 5 and 6: We're really not!
Merrick: The missions are appalling
Eric: A battle of teams
Merrick: Better make it CHALLENGE EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: EX-TREME
Goldar: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(rock out)
Eric: Challenge starts today
Merrick: Rangers came to play
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: EX-TREME
Goldar: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fluffy: Growl.
Rito: Fluffy says go!
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Alpha 5: What the hell was that?!
Rito: The theme song silly!
Eric: Glad to see you can finally rhyme again, Merrick.
Merrick: Shut up! I wrote that theme song, Eric!
Alpha 6: (sarcastically) You should be proud.
Merrick: I AM!
Alpha 5: Well we might as well get this thing started.
Alpha 6: The sooner we start the sooner it's over.
Alpha 5: Here's comes more misery. Okay everyone gather around.
Alpha 6: You're gonna have to since WE CAN'T MOVE!
(The contestants all walk towards the platform and the Alphas greet the players.)
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Angel Grove Beach home of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme. Challenge Extreme? What a crappy title!
Tommy: Challenge! YEAH!
Jason: EXTREME!!
Alpha 6: Why can't you two not be on the show?! (Looks at the other contestants.) Holy crap! Don't you people have anything better to do? More than half of you were on the last show!
(Trumpets blare)
Trini: Oh not again!
Ashley: What is that?
Maya: Oh you're new. . .you'll see.
Eric: I'm Eric!
Merrick: I'm Merrick!
Eric: Our names rhyme.
Merrick: We were the best 6th rangers of all time.
Eric: I was Quantum Ranger.
Merrick: I think I was a wolf.
Eric: We never run from danger.
Merrick: Yeah I was definitely a wolf.
Zhane: I was a sixth ranger too you know!
Eric and Merrick: And?
Zhane: What makes you two think you're the best?
Eric: Hello? Did you not just hear the song?
Merrick: It is right! Never wrong!
Zhane: Well you can't both be the best.
Eric and Merrick: Huh?
Zhane: Only one of you can be the best. So who is it?
Eric and Merrick: ME! No me!
Eric: Let's not kid around here Merrick. I'm the best.
Merrick: As if Eric! I'm better then all the rest!
Eric: Are you Quantum, Merrick?
Merrick: See there you go again with the non-rhyming words Eric!
Eric: Or maybe you just aren't smart enough to think of any Merrick!
Merrick: I'm always the one that has to think of words! You never rhyme! It's all me Eric!
Eric: Whatever, and you're outfit is so out Merrick!
Merrick: You're wearing the same thing Eric!
Eric: Mine's red and has an E! Not a stupid M, Merrick!
Merrick: That's it! I'm getting a new partner! And I'm gonna beat you so bad at this challenge!
Eric: I'll find a new partner too! And mine will be way better than yours!
(They both walk off in a huff in search of new partners. Standing by in shock are Rito, Goldar, and Fluffy.)
Rito: This is terrible!
Goldar: Now we're just GR!
Rito: We have to get them back together!
Fluffy: Grrr.
Rito: Fluffy says we should eat Zhane.
Goldar: Uhh. We'll call that plan B.
Alpha 5: They've rhymed the whole stinkin time.
Alpha 6: Try not to dwell on it. What are we supposed to do about their partners?
Rito: Um they're going to find new partners.
Alpha 5: Why don't you two just be their partners?
Goldar: And take sides!?
Rito: We're Switzerland.
Alpha 6: Should we explain the rules now or wait?
Jen: Wait. Because I don't feel like going through it again when the Team formally known as IC comes back.
Alpha 5: Okay then. We wait.
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(Down the beach, we find Merrick looking under rocks and seashells for a partner.)
Merrick: (lifting a rock) Partner? Anyone wanna be my partner?
(He then hears a voice coming from the palm trees)
Leo: I'll be your partner!
Merrick: Who's there? I know palm trees can't talk!
Leo: It's me, Leo. Mike hung me on a tree. . .by my undies. I'll be your partner if you let me down.
Merrick: No thanks.
Leo: Aww, why not?
Merrick: Because your name starts with an L and that just doesn't work with mine.
Leo: Can you at least let me down?
Merrick: Nah. Bye!
Leo: Aww man!
Merrick: Partner! I'm looking for a partner!
(Merrick trips over a beach chair)
Marah: What's the big idea?
Merrick: Oh sorry. I'm looking for a partner.
Marah: A partner for what?
Merrick: The Challenge Extreme. It's past Power Rangers and villains and stuff like that. But all you need to know is that I'm going to CRUSH Eric.
Marah: Really? Well I'm a villain. I could be your partner.
Merrick: Cool! Wait. . .what's your name?
Marah: Marah. Why?
Merrick: I'm Merrick. I have a M. . .and you have a M too! M and M! That's so awesome! Come on!
(Merrick grabs Marah's arms and pulls her down the beach)
Merrick: Eric's gonna be sorry he left me!
(The two of them finally get back to the platform)
Merrick: (singing) I have a partner! I have a partner!
Marah: Um hi. I'm the partner.
Merrick: This is Marah. She's a villain. But more importantly her name begins with the same letter as mine! We're Team MM.
Rito: M and M?
Merrick: No! Say it like mmmmmmmmmmm.
Alpha 5: That's one down. Can we start now?
Jen: NO!
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(At the other end of the beach Eric is searching for a partner, by talking to himself)
Eric: Partner! I'm looking for a partner. You don't need to rhyme. We'll still have a good time! SEE! It's not hard at all! I'm so the brains of the operation!
Kapri: Who are you talking to?
Eric: Ahh. . .erm. . .no one!
Kapri: And of what operation?
Eric: There is no operation anymore! It's OVER!
Kapri: Oooooookay. You're nuts.
Eric: Indeed I am, but in a good way. Anywho, have you seen any partners around?
Kapri: Partners for what?
Eric: The Challenge Extreme. See it was supposed to be me and Merrick cuz we're Team IC but he can't rhyme anymore and I'm the best not him so I have no partner.
Kapri: Well that made absolutely no sense at all, but I'll be your partner.
Eric: Can't, you have to be a Power Ranger or a bad guy. . .or Emily.
Kapri: Well I'm a bad girl. The name's Kapri. I help my uncle try to destroy Ninja Storm.
Eric: Are they Power Rangers?
Kapri: Yeah, don't you keep up?
Eric: I'm retired. But anyway that works for me! Let's go!
(Eric lifts up Kapri and bolts back down the beach to the platform)
Eric: PARTNER! I gotta partner here!
Merrick: HA! I was faster!
Eric: Whatever ugly clothes! This is Kapri she's my partner!
Marah: Hey Kapri!
Kapri: Oh hi Marah!
Merrick: How do you know each other?
Marah: Oh we're sisters!
Eric: Well I got the better one!
Merrick: Sorry, Marah's my partner!
Alpha 5: Leave it to them to get sisters!
Alpha 6: Now that everyone's here let's get started.
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Rito: Wait!
Goldar: Ed's missing!
Rito: But don't worry. Fluffy's gonna sniff him out!
Fluffy: (sniffing around) Roar!
Rito: He has the scent! Let's go Rita!
Rita: If I have to have a headache, he's suffering too!
(Fluffy takes off with Rita and Rito on his back. He bolts into the hotel and goes straight for the bar.)
Rito: (pointing) There he is!
Zedd: No! They found me!
Rita: Let's go tinsel teeth! I need to win some cash!
Zedd: We already won a million dollars!
Rita: That's gone, get over it!
(Fluffy grabs Zedd in his mouth and darts back to the beach)
Zedd: Put me down you over sized feline!!
Rito: No way Ed! It's time to be extreme!
Zedd: I don't want to be extreme!
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Alpha 6: Finally, everyone's here.
Alpha 5: Okay now to explain the concept of the teams. I will go VERY slowly for those of you who may not understand the first time I explain it. And by those of you, I mean everyone except Jen.
Kim: Like why does she understand?
Alpha 5: (ridiculously slowly) I'm getting there. Okay, everyone will go on tasks we call (finger quotes) "missions". With every "mission" completed, points will be given to each pairing. The three pairings with the highest points after every completed "mission" will form what we like to call the "inner circle" to decide who gets voted off the beach. Now, you'll be divided into two groups. Each group will have seven teams of two. The teams are mainly boy/girl but there can be exceptions.
Alpha 6: Does everybody understand all that?
Tommy, Jason, and Wes: Eh?
Alpha 6: Yeah I figured that much. Whatever though we don't care enough to go over that again. Now we were supposed to have some type of game thing to decide the teams, but that's just not happening.
Alpha 5: See we had a little chat with a very persuasive person.
Alpha 6: Try about forty-seven chats!
Alpha 5: She hasn't left us alone since the wedding!
Alpha 6: And seeing how we just don't care and Jen scares the crap out of us, we saw it in our best interest to let Jen make up the teams.
Trini: What?!
Rocky: (with food spitting everywhere) This is a bunch of bull.
Kim: Like that stupid little. . .
Alpha 5: Yeah basically, but see you weren't on the race. I know better then to mess with her.
Alpha 6: I wouldn't complain. She can more than likely beat up everyone here. Come on up Jen.
(Jen comes up to the stage grinning from ear to ear. Jen goes over to Alpha 5 and pushes him outta the way. Unfortunately he's attached to the platform and just stays still.)
Jen: Move over!
Alpha 5: I would if I could. LET ME FREE!
Jen: No! Okay listen up people. Group number one will be consisting of the following teams. . .my partner will be. . .
(Wes starts jumping up and down with his hand raised as he pushes people out of the way.)
Wes: OOH OOH!! PICK ME! PICK ME!! Jen!! Jen!! Over here!! PICK ME!!!!!
Jen: I don't know why I'm doing this. . .but Wes.
Wes: WHOOOOOO!! YEAH! In your faces! I was picked first!! (Starts pointing at random people) LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! Yeah! I WIN! GO ME! GO ME! GO ME! I'm number one!! YEAH!! (Does a victory dance)
Jen: Who the hell did you think I was going to pick?! Now sit down before you knock over more chairs!
(Wes hangs his head in despair and sits on the edge of the stage.)
Jen: Okay. Now since we learned from the last race that you two (points to Tommy and Jason) are NEVER going to be partners again, Tommy you're with Kat and Jason you're with Emily.
Tommy: You're splitting us up?! BRO!!
Jason: BRO!!!
Tommy and Jason: BROOOO!!!
Jen: Shut up! You're in the same group, isn't that enough?!
Tommy and Jason: Eh?!
Jen: Forget it. Go sit with Wes.
Tommy and Jason: Kay!
Jen: Moving on there are Kim and Rocky, Adam and Tanya, Zack and Aisha.
Zack: Alright! The Zack man is ready to rumble!
Aisha: Word homie!
Adam: This should be fun!
Tanya: Shut up frog!
Kim: Why do I have to be in the same group as Kat? She's gonna like try to get everyone against me!
Rocky: Yeah! Kim, I'm hungry.
Kim: And I got stuck with the bottomless pit!
Rocky: (mouthful of food) What?
Jen: And the final team for group one is Trini and Spoon Boy.
Billy: WE WILL MURDER YOU ALL!
Jen: Riiiiiiiight. Everyone else is obviously in group two. Zedd, you're with Rita.
Zedd: Why the hell do I even have to be here?! And can someone get me out of the lion's mouth?!
Fluffy: Grumble.
Rito: Fluffy says Ed tastes a little bitter.
Jen: Rito and Goldar you're together.
Rito: Hooray!
Jen: Jungle Fever you're partners because you're the only people that understand your logic about anything.
Cole: I want my lion back!
Goldar: Too bad.
Rito: Ya snooze ya lose! Or in our case we win!
Jen: Moving on we have Team MM and Team EK.
Eric: MM? Is that the best you could do?
Merrick: Whatever EK! My team is mmm mmm good!
Jen: Then Andros and Karone, and finally Zhane and Ashley.
Andros: You're going down!
Eric and Merrick: You're the worst 6th Ranger ever, Zhane!
Eric: Shut up Merrick!
Merrick: No you shut up, Eric!
Rito: Hey Zhane. Fluffy's hungry!
Ashley: Way to make enemies Zhane!
Zhane: What I do?
Karone: I just wanted everyone in the group to know that I am not connected to Zhane in any way, shape, or form. Please don't vote me off because you hate him.
Zhane: But we go out!
Karone: Zhane is a chronic liar everyone! A chronic liar!
Rito: Stop lying about Karonie!
Goldar: Yeah Karonie's cool!
Fluffy: Grr.
Rito: Fluffy says Karonie is the best!
Karone: Karonie? Whatever, I'll go with it.
Andros: What about me?
Fluffy: Roar.
Rito: Fluffy says you're a little off, but cool by association to Karonie.
Zhane: But I'm associated with Karonie too!
Karone: A chronic liar!
Goldar: Stop lying Liar McLie!
Rito: And don't call her Karonie!
Ashley: Would you just shut up already? You're not helping us at all Zhane.
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Alpha 5: Now I'm handing each team a cell phone. Whatever color it is represents your teams' color. Have the responsible person on your team hold on to it. For instance, don't let Tommy, Jason, or Wes hold the phone. . .EVER! The phones will let you know when and where the "missions" will be taking place.
Jason: Why can't I hold the phone?! I wanna hold it!!
Jen: Because I said so! Alpha gimme those phones, I'm picking the colors.
Alpha 5: But. . .
(Jen gives him a death stare)
Alpha 5: Nevermind, here.
Jen: Okay now let's see. . .I get pink.
Wes: But I wanted. . .
Jen: Does it look like I care what color the chair-knocker wants?
Wes: Yes?
Jen: We're having pink.
Wes: Awww.
Kim: Like no fair, I totally was the original pink ranger.
Karone: And I was a pink ranger too!
Jen: Cry me a river like everyone here was a pink ranger. Too bad, I get to pick and I get pink. Em, which do you want?
Emily: Uhh, I guess we'll take the sparkly gold one, it was Jason's color and it'll amuse him.
(Jen hand her the gold phone)
Jason: OOOH PRETTY!! (Tries to touch it)
Emily: HANDS OFF!
Jen: What do you want Kat?
Tommy: Take the red one. . .no green. . .no wait white! Or maybe green. . .no no red!
Jen: I said Kat. . .you have no say what so ever.
Kat: I'll take the white one so he doesn't cry.
Tommy: WHOO!! White like the white ranger!!
Jen: Kim and Rocky can have purple.
Rocky: (food in mouth yet again) Purple? That's girly.
Jen: Blue plus red is purple. What rangers were you again?
Rocky: (mouthful of food) Oh. Makes sense.
Jen: I thought so. Moving on, Adam and Tanya can have neon green. Zack and Aisha get black.
Zack: The Zack man gets his color yet again!
Aisha: Word.
Tanya: Great we got stuck with green cuz you're a frog!
Jen: And finally we'll give spoony his color.
Billy: Death to those who mock the spoon!
Jen: By your logic everyone here should be dead.
Billy: DEATH I SAY!
Jen: Okay now for group two. Jungle fever you can have orange.
Cole: Orange? But Red Lion! Erm I mean Red Bird!
Maya: And Yellow Wolf!
Jen: (irritated) I know. . .red lion. . .or bird plus yellow wolf equals orange phone.
Cole: COOL! Now we have red lion. . .I mean bird and yellow wolf together as one!!!
Jen: Eric can have red. . .for obvious reasons.
Eric: Cuz I'm the best!
Merrick: No I am!
Jen: And Merrick can have silver. . .for the same obvious reasons.
Merrick: Ha! Silver is WAY better than red.
Eric: You wish!
Zhane: Hey! I was the silver ranger!
Merrick: No one likes you!
Ashley: Hurting Zhane! You're not helping! You're hurting!
Jen: You get brown Zhane.
Ashley: See what you did!
Rito: Yeah! Brown cuz you're poopy! Poopy Brown Zhane!
Fluffy: (still with Zedd in him mouth) Grr.
Rito: Fluffy?! This is a children's show! I'll have to censor that down a bit. Fluffy says you're poopy Zhane.
Jen: Rito and Goldar get camouflage.
Rito: Fluffy wants a phone too!
Jen: He can share yours. In fact let him hold on to that for you. He's probably the most responsible.
Goldar: Cool! Now we're GRF!
Jen: Andros and Karone, you can have yellow.
Rito and Goldar: Karonie! Karonie! Has the yellow phonie!
Karone: How come you guys are cheering for me all of a sudden?
Rito: We're in the same group!
Goldar: We could be in the inner circle together!
Rito: Our group must stick together!
Goldar: We already have too much fighting going on with the ICs and that crazy lion stealer.
Cole: It's MY Lion.
Rito: I don't think so!
Zhane: I'm in the same group as you guys too!
Goldar: Not for long!
Ashley: You're hurting us again Zhane! Not helping at all!
Jen: And finally, Zedd this phone was picked out especially for you by Rito and Goldar.
Zedd: Oh Jesus Christ! That must be the fruitiest phone I've ever seen!
Rito: And it's all for you Ed!
(Zedd's phone is periwinkle with rainbow hearts and flowers all over the cover.)
Goldar: Don't ya just love it?
(Zedd shudders)
Jen: Okay, now everyone is to wear his or her color to each "mission".
Karone: What if we don't have any clothes that color?
Jen: Don't worry. A brand new wardrobe of your color will magically appear. That's what happens when you're a ranger. Just ask Tommy.
Tommy: Totally. I changed my color three times and never had a problem. The clothes come out of nowhere.
Wes: (crying) I don't wanna wear a girl color!!
Zedd: I AM NOT WEARING PERIWINKLE!
Rito: But it highlights your redness.
Jen: Okay you'll all be contacted on your cell phones sometime before the next "mission". I'm done. You can wrap up the show now Alphas.
(Everyone looks over to the Alphas who have fallen asleep standing.)
Jen: ALPHAS!
Alpha 5: Huh? What happened?
Alpha 6: I just had a nightmare that we had to do another challenge.
Alpha 5: That's weird I dreamt the same exact thing.
Tommy: What are you talking about bros?
Jason: Yeah bros, you alright?
Billy: MURDER!!!
Alpha 6: Oh god, it wasn't a dream!
Alpha 5: Why does this always happen to us?!
Jen: Oh shut up and end the show already.
Alpha 6: Oh um that's it for today everyone.
Alpha 5: Tune in next time for Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Alpha 6: And someone PLEASE get us off this platform!
Zedd: Forget about them! Someone get me out of the lion's mouth!
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: Fluffy says yum!
End Show.
Ep. 1 The First Meeting
(Two weeks have gone by since the wedding. It is time once again to head back to Angel Grove Beach to start up yet another Power Ranger Challenge. On the beach we find our two favorite robotic hosts. . .)
Alpha 6: Wake up dammit!
Alpha 5: Why?
Alpha 6: It's a new day. And look people are coming. . .maybe they'll let us free.
Alpha 5: I hope it's not Jen.
(Flashback)
Jen: And this is how the challenge is going to be run. Whatever I say goes. If you have a problem with it too bad!
Alpha 5: Please let us free.
Alpha 6: We've been attached to this platform since the wedding.
Jen: NO! Are you listening to me?! Maybe you should write this down. (throws a pad and pen over) Now listen up!
(End Flashback)
Alpha 6: And it's been like that every single god damn day since the wedding.
Alpha 5: Well that's Jen coming up, but she has people with her. . .lots of people.
Alpha 6: I wonder who they. . .(pauses) Wait, do you hear that?
Alpha 5: What? (looks up) Ahh! Take cover!!
Alpha 6: Where? We can't move!
(Just then CRASH! An oh so familiar space ship crash lands in the same exact spot it did two weeks earlier at the wedding. The door falls off and Jason and Tommy are revealed carrying Emily and Kat over the threshold.)
Jason: Bro, that was an awesome honeymoon.
Tommy: Totally Bro.
Jason: And the Trey's were so happy to see me, we had a lot of catching up to do. I got to tell them about the wedding and everything.
Alpha 5: I'm sure they were thrilled to see you.
Jason: They were!!! (puts down Emily revealing his brand new I love Triforia tee shirt) Emily loved it too! Right Em?
Emily: (sarcastically) Right, whoo.
Jason: And the Treys were so awesome! They always are of course! When we landed they started to run away so that I could catch them. They love tag. . .like me. It's a Gold Ranger thing.
Jen: Hey Kat! Hey Emily! How was the honeymoon?
Kat and Emily: (Crying hysterically and pointing at Tommy and Jason) THEYMADEUSGOTOTRIFORIAANDTRAPPEDUSONASHIPWITHASPOONPSYCHO
Billy: (Hopping off the ship and pointing his spoon) I will kill you all!
Tommy: Dude, it's a spoon.
Jason: Not really scary.
Billy: They took all the pointy things from me! I'm trying my best!
Kat and Emily: (still talking crying and talking incoherently) ANDALLTRIFORIAHASISABUNCHOFROCKSANDJASONBOUGHTABOUT50OFTHOSESTUPIDSHIRTSANDT OMMYTOOKABOUT90PICTURESOFTHESAMESTINKINROCK (takes a breath) We wanted to go on a cruise!!!
Alpha 6: Anyone get that? No? Okay.
Tommy: Anyone wanna see the slideshow?
Jen: (Smacking Tommy and Jason) Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Tommy: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Jason: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Tommy and Jason: What we do?
Jen: Oh I'll deal with you two BAFFOONS later. Right now it's time to start the challenge.
Alpha 5: That's today?
Alpha 6: Aww dammit!
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(Music strikes up. . .the tune of the Lightspeed Rescue theme to be exact as the GERMs pop outta nowhere and start to sing and dance. . .)
GERMs: Pow-er Ran-gers Chall-enge
CHALLENGE EXTREME
Eric: The Alphas are calling
Alpha 5 and 6: We're really not!
Merrick: The missions are appalling
Eric: A battle of teams
Merrick: Better make it CHALLENGE EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: EX-TREME
Goldar: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(rock out)
Eric: Challenge starts today
Merrick: Rangers came to play
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: Power Rangers Challenge
Goldar: EXTREME
Rito: EX-TREME
Goldar: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fluffy: Growl.
Rito: Fluffy says go!
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Alpha 5: What the hell was that?!
Rito: The theme song silly!
Eric: Glad to see you can finally rhyme again, Merrick.
Merrick: Shut up! I wrote that theme song, Eric!
Alpha 6: (sarcastically) You should be proud.
Merrick: I AM!
Alpha 5: Well we might as well get this thing started.
Alpha 6: The sooner we start the sooner it's over.
Alpha 5: Here's comes more misery. Okay everyone gather around.
Alpha 6: You're gonna have to since WE CAN'T MOVE!
(The contestants all walk towards the platform and the Alphas greet the players.)
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Angel Grove Beach home of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme. Challenge Extreme? What a crappy title!
Tommy: Challenge! YEAH!
Jason: EXTREME!!
Alpha 6: Why can't you two not be on the show?! (Looks at the other contestants.) Holy crap! Don't you people have anything better to do? More than half of you were on the last show!
(Trumpets blare)
Trini: Oh not again!
Ashley: What is that?
Maya: Oh you're new. . .you'll see.
Eric: I'm Eric!
Merrick: I'm Merrick!
Eric: Our names rhyme.
Merrick: We were the best 6th rangers of all time.
Eric: I was Quantum Ranger.
Merrick: I think I was a wolf.
Eric: We never run from danger.
Merrick: Yeah I was definitely a wolf.
Zhane: I was a sixth ranger too you know!
Eric and Merrick: And?
Zhane: What makes you two think you're the best?
Eric: Hello? Did you not just hear the song?
Merrick: It is right! Never wrong!
Zhane: Well you can't both be the best.
Eric and Merrick: Huh?
Zhane: Only one of you can be the best. So who is it?
Eric and Merrick: ME! No me!
Eric: Let's not kid around here Merrick. I'm the best.
Merrick: As if Eric! I'm better then all the rest!
Eric: Are you Quantum, Merrick?
Merrick: See there you go again with the non-rhyming words Eric!
Eric: Or maybe you just aren't smart enough to think of any Merrick!
Merrick: I'm always the one that has to think of words! You never rhyme! It's all me Eric!
Eric: Whatever, and you're outfit is so out Merrick!
Merrick: You're wearing the same thing Eric!
Eric: Mine's red and has an E! Not a stupid M, Merrick!
Merrick: That's it! I'm getting a new partner! And I'm gonna beat you so bad at this challenge!
Eric: I'll find a new partner too! And mine will be way better than yours!
(They both walk off in a huff in search of new partners. Standing by in shock are Rito, Goldar, and Fluffy.)
Rito: This is terrible!
Goldar: Now we're just GR!
Rito: We have to get them back together!
Fluffy: Grrr.
Rito: Fluffy says we should eat Zhane.
Goldar: Uhh. We'll call that plan B.
Alpha 5: They've rhymed the whole stinkin time.
Alpha 6: Try not to dwell on it. What are we supposed to do about their partners?
Rito: Um they're going to find new partners.
Alpha 5: Why don't you two just be their partners?
Goldar: And take sides!?
Rito: We're Switzerland.
Alpha 6: Should we explain the rules now or wait?
Jen: Wait. Because I don't feel like going through it again when the Team formally known as IC comes back.
Alpha 5: Okay then. We wait.
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(Down the beach, we find Merrick looking under rocks and seashells for a partner.)
Merrick: (lifting a rock) Partner? Anyone wanna be my partner?
(He then hears a voice coming from the palm trees)
Leo: I'll be your partner!
Merrick: Who's there? I know palm trees can't talk!
Leo: It's me, Leo. Mike hung me on a tree. . .by my undies. I'll be your partner if you let me down.
Merrick: No thanks.
Leo: Aww, why not?
Merrick: Because your name starts with an L and that just doesn't work with mine.
Leo: Can you at least let me down?
Merrick: Nah. Bye!
Leo: Aww man!
Merrick: Partner! I'm looking for a partner!
(Merrick trips over a beach chair)
Marah: What's the big idea?
Merrick: Oh sorry. I'm looking for a partner.
Marah: A partner for what?
Merrick: The Challenge Extreme. It's past Power Rangers and villains and stuff like that. But all you need to know is that I'm going to CRUSH Eric.
Marah: Really? Well I'm a villain. I could be your partner.
Merrick: Cool! Wait. . .what's your name?
Marah: Marah. Why?
Merrick: I'm Merrick. I have a M. . .and you have a M too! M and M! That's so awesome! Come on!
(Merrick grabs Marah's arms and pulls her down the beach)
Merrick: Eric's gonna be sorry he left me!
(The two of them finally get back to the platform)
Merrick: (singing) I have a partner! I have a partner!
Marah: Um hi. I'm the partner.
Merrick: This is Marah. She's a villain. But more importantly her name begins with the same letter as mine! We're Team MM.
Rito: M and M?
Merrick: No! Say it like mmmmmmmmmmm.
Alpha 5: That's one down. Can we start now?
Jen: NO!
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(At the other end of the beach Eric is searching for a partner, by talking to himself)
Eric: Partner! I'm looking for a partner. You don't need to rhyme. We'll still have a good time! SEE! It's not hard at all! I'm so the brains of the operation!
Kapri: Who are you talking to?
Eric: Ahh. . .erm. . .no one!
Kapri: And of what operation?
Eric: There is no operation anymore! It's OVER!
Kapri: Oooooookay. You're nuts.
Eric: Indeed I am, but in a good way. Anywho, have you seen any partners around?
Kapri: Partners for what?
Eric: The Challenge Extreme. See it was supposed to be me and Merrick cuz we're Team IC but he can't rhyme anymore and I'm the best not him so I have no partner.
Kapri: Well that made absolutely no sense at all, but I'll be your partner.
Eric: Can't, you have to be a Power Ranger or a bad guy. . .or Emily.
Kapri: Well I'm a bad girl. The name's Kapri. I help my uncle try to destroy Ninja Storm.
Eric: Are they Power Rangers?
Kapri: Yeah, don't you keep up?
Eric: I'm retired. But anyway that works for me! Let's go!
(Eric lifts up Kapri and bolts back down the beach to the platform)
Eric: PARTNER! I gotta partner here!
Merrick: HA! I was faster!
Eric: Whatever ugly clothes! This is Kapri she's my partner!
Marah: Hey Kapri!
Kapri: Oh hi Marah!
Merrick: How do you know each other?
Marah: Oh we're sisters!
Eric: Well I got the better one!
Merrick: Sorry, Marah's my partner!
Alpha 5: Leave it to them to get sisters!
Alpha 6: Now that everyone's here let's get started.
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Rito: Wait!
Goldar: Ed's missing!
Rito: But don't worry. Fluffy's gonna sniff him out!
Fluffy: (sniffing around) Roar!
Rito: He has the scent! Let's go Rita!
Rita: If I have to have a headache, he's suffering too!
(Fluffy takes off with Rita and Rito on his back. He bolts into the hotel and goes straight for the bar.)
Rito: (pointing) There he is!
Zedd: No! They found me!
Rita: Let's go tinsel teeth! I need to win some cash!
Zedd: We already won a million dollars!
Rita: That's gone, get over it!
(Fluffy grabs Zedd in his mouth and darts back to the beach)
Zedd: Put me down you over sized feline!!
Rito: No way Ed! It's time to be extreme!
Zedd: I don't want to be extreme!
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Alpha 6: Finally, everyone's here.
Alpha 5: Okay now to explain the concept of the teams. I will go VERY slowly for those of you who may not understand the first time I explain it. And by those of you, I mean everyone except Jen.
Kim: Like why does she understand?
Alpha 5: (ridiculously slowly) I'm getting there. Okay, everyone will go on tasks we call (finger quotes) "missions". With every "mission" completed, points will be given to each pairing. The three pairings with the highest points after every completed "mission" will form what we like to call the "inner circle" to decide who gets voted off the beach. Now, you'll be divided into two groups. Each group will have seven teams of two. The teams are mainly boy/girl but there can be exceptions.
Alpha 6: Does everybody understand all that?
Tommy, Jason, and Wes: Eh?
Alpha 6: Yeah I figured that much. Whatever though we don't care enough to go over that again. Now we were supposed to have some type of game thing to decide the teams, but that's just not happening.
Alpha 5: See we had a little chat with a very persuasive person.
Alpha 6: Try about forty-seven chats!
Alpha 5: She hasn't left us alone since the wedding!
Alpha 6: And seeing how we just don't care and Jen scares the crap out of us, we saw it in our best interest to let Jen make up the teams.
Trini: What?!
Rocky: (with food spitting everywhere) This is a bunch of bull.
Kim: Like that stupid little. . .
Alpha 5: Yeah basically, but see you weren't on the race. I know better then to mess with her.
Alpha 6: I wouldn't complain. She can more than likely beat up everyone here. Come on up Jen.
(Jen comes up to the stage grinning from ear to ear. Jen goes over to Alpha 5 and pushes him outta the way. Unfortunately he's attached to the platform and just stays still.)
Jen: Move over!
Alpha 5: I would if I could. LET ME FREE!
Jen: No! Okay listen up people. Group number one will be consisting of the following teams. . .my partner will be. . .
(Wes starts jumping up and down with his hand raised as he pushes people out of the way.)
Wes: OOH OOH!! PICK ME! PICK ME!! Jen!! Jen!! Over here!! PICK ME!!!!!
Jen: I don't know why I'm doing this. . .but Wes.
Wes: WHOOOOOO!! YEAH! In your faces! I was picked first!! (Starts pointing at random people) LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! Yeah! I WIN! GO ME! GO ME! GO ME! I'm number one!! YEAH!! (Does a victory dance)
Jen: Who the hell did you think I was going to pick?! Now sit down before you knock over more chairs!
(Wes hangs his head in despair and sits on the edge of the stage.)
Jen: Okay. Now since we learned from the last race that you two (points to Tommy and Jason) are NEVER going to be partners again, Tommy you're with Kat and Jason you're with Emily.
Tommy: You're splitting us up?! BRO!!
Jason: BRO!!!
Tommy and Jason: BROOOO!!!
Jen: Shut up! You're in the same group, isn't that enough?!
Tommy and Jason: Eh?!
Jen: Forget it. Go sit with Wes.
Tommy and Jason: Kay!
Jen: Moving on there are Kim and Rocky, Adam and Tanya, Zack and Aisha.
Zack: Alright! The Zack man is ready to rumble!
Aisha: Word homie!
Adam: This should be fun!
Tanya: Shut up frog!
Kim: Why do I have to be in the same group as Kat? She's gonna like try to get everyone against me!
Rocky: Yeah! Kim, I'm hungry.
Kim: And I got stuck with the bottomless pit!
Rocky: (mouthful of food) What?
Jen: And the final team for group one is Trini and Spoon Boy.
Billy: WE WILL MURDER YOU ALL!
Jen: Riiiiiiiight. Everyone else is obviously in group two. Zedd, you're with Rita.
Zedd: Why the hell do I even have to be here?! And can someone get me out of the lion's mouth?!
Fluffy: Grumble.
Rito: Fluffy says Ed tastes a little bitter.
Jen: Rito and Goldar you're together.
Rito: Hooray!
Jen: Jungle Fever you're partners because you're the only people that understand your logic about anything.
Cole: I want my lion back!
Goldar: Too bad.
Rito: Ya snooze ya lose! Or in our case we win!
Jen: Moving on we have Team MM and Team EK.
Eric: MM? Is that the best you could do?
Merrick: Whatever EK! My team is mmm mmm good!
Jen: Then Andros and Karone, and finally Zhane and Ashley.
Andros: You're going down!
Eric and Merrick: You're the worst 6th Ranger ever, Zhane!
Eric: Shut up Merrick!
Merrick: No you shut up, Eric!
Rito: Hey Zhane. Fluffy's hungry!
Ashley: Way to make enemies Zhane!
Zhane: What I do?
Karone: I just wanted everyone in the group to know that I am not connected to Zhane in any way, shape, or form. Please don't vote me off because you hate him.
Zhane: But we go out!
Karone: Zhane is a chronic liar everyone! A chronic liar!
Rito: Stop lying about Karonie!
Goldar: Yeah Karonie's cool!
Fluffy: Grr.
Rito: Fluffy says Karonie is the best!
Karone: Karonie? Whatever, I'll go with it.
Andros: What about me?
Fluffy: Roar.
Rito: Fluffy says you're a little off, but cool by association to Karonie.
Zhane: But I'm associated with Karonie too!
Karone: A chronic liar!
Goldar: Stop lying Liar McLie!
Rito: And don't call her Karonie!
Ashley: Would you just shut up already? You're not helping us at all Zhane.
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Alpha 5: Now I'm handing each team a cell phone. Whatever color it is represents your teams' color. Have the responsible person on your team hold on to it. For instance, don't let Tommy, Jason, or Wes hold the phone. . .EVER! The phones will let you know when and where the "missions" will be taking place.
Jason: Why can't I hold the phone?! I wanna hold it!!
Jen: Because I said so! Alpha gimme those phones, I'm picking the colors.
Alpha 5: But. . .
(Jen gives him a death stare)
Alpha 5: Nevermind, here.
Jen: Okay now let's see. . .I get pink.
Wes: But I wanted. . .
Jen: Does it look like I care what color the chair-knocker wants?
Wes: Yes?
Jen: We're having pink.
Wes: Awww.
Kim: Like no fair, I totally was the original pink ranger.
Karone: And I was a pink ranger too!
Jen: Cry me a river like everyone here was a pink ranger. Too bad, I get to pick and I get pink. Em, which do you want?
Emily: Uhh, I guess we'll take the sparkly gold one, it was Jason's color and it'll amuse him.
(Jen hand her the gold phone)
Jason: OOOH PRETTY!! (Tries to touch it)
Emily: HANDS OFF!
Jen: What do you want Kat?
Tommy: Take the red one. . .no green. . .no wait white! Or maybe green. . .no no red!
Jen: I said Kat. . .you have no say what so ever.
Kat: I'll take the white one so he doesn't cry.
Tommy: WHOO!! White like the white ranger!!
Jen: Kim and Rocky can have purple.
Rocky: (food in mouth yet again) Purple? That's girly.
Jen: Blue plus red is purple. What rangers were you again?
Rocky: (mouthful of food) Oh. Makes sense.
Jen: I thought so. Moving on, Adam and Tanya can have neon green. Zack and Aisha get black.
Zack: The Zack man gets his color yet again!
Aisha: Word.
Tanya: Great we got stuck with green cuz you're a frog!
Jen: And finally we'll give spoony his color.
Billy: Death to those who mock the spoon!
Jen: By your logic everyone here should be dead.
Billy: DEATH I SAY!
Jen: Okay now for group two. Jungle fever you can have orange.
Cole: Orange? But Red Lion! Erm I mean Red Bird!
Maya: And Yellow Wolf!
Jen: (irritated) I know. . .red lion. . .or bird plus yellow wolf equals orange phone.
Cole: COOL! Now we have red lion. . .I mean bird and yellow wolf together as one!!!
Jen: Eric can have red. . .for obvious reasons.
Eric: Cuz I'm the best!
Merrick: No I am!
Jen: And Merrick can have silver. . .for the same obvious reasons.
Merrick: Ha! Silver is WAY better than red.
Eric: You wish!
Zhane: Hey! I was the silver ranger!
Merrick: No one likes you!
Ashley: Hurting Zhane! You're not helping! You're hurting!
Jen: You get brown Zhane.
Ashley: See what you did!
Rito: Yeah! Brown cuz you're poopy! Poopy Brown Zhane!
Fluffy: (still with Zedd in him mouth) Grr.
Rito: Fluffy?! This is a children's show! I'll have to censor that down a bit. Fluffy says you're poopy Zhane.
Jen: Rito and Goldar get camouflage.
Rito: Fluffy wants a phone too!
Jen: He can share yours. In fact let him hold on to that for you. He's probably the most responsible.
Goldar: Cool! Now we're GRF!
Jen: Andros and Karone, you can have yellow.
Rito and Goldar: Karonie! Karonie! Has the yellow phonie!
Karone: How come you guys are cheering for me all of a sudden?
Rito: We're in the same group!
Goldar: We could be in the inner circle together!
Rito: Our group must stick together!
Goldar: We already have too much fighting going on with the ICs and that crazy lion stealer.
Cole: It's MY Lion.
Rito: I don't think so!
Zhane: I'm in the same group as you guys too!
Goldar: Not for long!
Ashley: You're hurting us again Zhane! Not helping at all!
Jen: And finally, Zedd this phone was picked out especially for you by Rito and Goldar.
Zedd: Oh Jesus Christ! That must be the fruitiest phone I've ever seen!
Rito: And it's all for you Ed!
(Zedd's phone is periwinkle with rainbow hearts and flowers all over the cover.)
Goldar: Don't ya just love it?
(Zedd shudders)
Jen: Okay, now everyone is to wear his or her color to each "mission".
Karone: What if we don't have any clothes that color?
Jen: Don't worry. A brand new wardrobe of your color will magically appear. That's what happens when you're a ranger. Just ask Tommy.
Tommy: Totally. I changed my color three times and never had a problem. The clothes come out of nowhere.
Wes: (crying) I don't wanna wear a girl color!!
Zedd: I AM NOT WEARING PERIWINKLE!
Rito: But it highlights your redness.
Jen: Okay you'll all be contacted on your cell phones sometime before the next "mission". I'm done. You can wrap up the show now Alphas.
(Everyone looks over to the Alphas who have fallen asleep standing.)
Jen: ALPHAS!
Alpha 5: Huh? What happened?
Alpha 6: I just had a nightmare that we had to do another challenge.
Alpha 5: That's weird I dreamt the same exact thing.
Tommy: What are you talking about bros?
Jason: Yeah bros, you alright?
Billy: MURDER!!!
Alpha 6: Oh god, it wasn't a dream!
Alpha 5: Why does this always happen to us?!
Jen: Oh shut up and end the show already.
Alpha 6: Oh um that's it for today everyone.
Alpha 5: Tune in next time for Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Alpha 6: And someone PLEASE get us off this platform!
Zedd: Forget about them! Someone get me out of the lion's mouth!
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: Fluffy says yum!
End Show.