Power Rangers Challenge Extreme
Ep. 2 - Dance All Night to this DJ
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Day 2 of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme.
Alpha 6: When we last left our contestants, they were broken into teams, given phones, and a brand new color.
Alpha 5: They are now staying at the tropical getaway known as Angel Grove Beach Resort.
Alpha 6: Last night, Rito and Goldar threw group two a "We Hate Zhane Party" to celebrate their victories to come in the common room area of the seventh floor of the resort.
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(Flashback to last night)
Rito: PAR-TAY!!!
Zhane: Party? Cool!
Goldar: No Zhanes allowed!
Rito: You can come though Ashley.
Ashley: Cool! Cya Zhane!
Zhane: This isn't fair!
Fluffy: (Still with Zedd in his mouth, kicks Zhane into a closet) Roar.
Rito: Fluffy says problem solved!
Goldar: Now let's boogie down!
(The song, "Dance all night to this DJ" starts up)
Rito: Come on everyone let's dance all night to this DJ!
(Everyone forms a soultrain line and one by one everyone busts a move down the line with Fluffy and Zedd leading the way. . .)
Goldar: Go Fluffy! Go Eddy!
Goldar, Rito, and Karone: Go Fluffy! Go Eddy!
Zedd: It's Zedd! Lord Zedd!
Everyone: Go Fluffy! Go Eddy!
Fluffy: Growl!
Rito: Fluffy says he has dance fever!
Goldar: Don't stop till you drop!
Eric: Our turn! This is called the Quantum!
(Eric and Kapri do the robot down the line.)
Everyone but Merrick: Go Eric! Go Kapri! Go Eric! Go Kapri!
Rito: What an awesome move!
Zhane: (from the closet) Looks a lot like the robot to me!
Eric and Merrick: You would think that!
Eric: SHUT UP!
Merrick: No you shut up! Come on Marah let's show them up! This is called the lunar!
(Merrick and Marah cabbage patch down the line.)
Everyone but Eric: Go Merrick! Go Marah! Go Merrick! Go Marah!
Goldar: You guys rock!
Merrick and Marah: We know!
Zhane: (from the closet again) And that was the cabbage patch!
Merrick and Eric: Get a clue loser!
Merrick: SHUT UP!
Eric: You shut up!
Ashley: I got an idea. How about ZHANE shuts up!
Everyone: Yeah!
Ashley: My turn!
(Ashley moon walks down the line)
Everyone: Go Ashley! It's your birthday! Go Ashley! It's your birthday!
Goldar: Ashley rocks my socks!
Rito: Too bad she's stuck with poopy Zhane.
Goldar: We'll have to get her on a new team.
Rito: Yeah!!
Goldar: We'll worry about that later. Right now, we dance!
(Rito and Goldar just basically spin around in circles until they get to the end of the line.)
Everyone: Go Rito! Go Goldar! Go Rito! Go Goldar!
Rito: I feel dizzy!
Rita: My turn bumble brains!
(Rita just walks down the line twirling her index finger around)
Everyone: Go Rita! Go Rita! Go go! Go Rita!
Rita: I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ! Hahahaha! I feel like I'm a teenager again!
Zedd: What the hell did you drink?
Rita: I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
(Zedd Shudders as Andros and Karone go down the line.)
Andros: This is called the Rock Sit!
(Andros is sitting on a rock in a wagon as Karone struggles to pull it.)
Karone: Oh screw this!
(Karone drops the handle and does the swim down the line leaving Andros stranded in the middle of the line.)
Andros: Hello?! Why is there no pulling?!
Everyone: Go Karonie! Go Karonie! Go Karonie! Go Karonie!
Rito: That was coolie Karonie!
Goldar: You were all swimming, but not in the water!
Rito: Truly amazing!
Maya: Hey check us out!
(Everyone looks up to see Cole and Maya hanging from the chandelier, swinging back and forth.)
Ashley: Cool!
Rito: I can do that too! But I don't feel like it right now!
Cole: Bet you're jealous Red Lion!
Fluffy: Yawn.
Cole: Dammit!
Rito: His name is Fluffy!
Rita: I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
(The song fades out.)
Everyone but Zedd: Aww man.
Zedd: Yes!
Goldar: Never fear! The repeat option is here!
(The song starts up again.)
Everyone but Zedd: Whoo hooo!!
(Everyone forms a soultrain line again and one by one everyone busts a move down the line with Fluffy and Zedd leading the way yet again. . .)
Zedd: Will this ever end?
Rito: Nope! This is the only song we have to play!
Rita: I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
Zedd: Well then give me whatever the hell my wife had to drink. . .looks like I'm gonna need it.
(End Flashback)
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Alpha 5: As group 2 was dancing the night away, group one was umm. . .
Alpha 6: Doing nothing!
Alpha 5: Pretty much.
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(Flashback to directly after the end of ep. 1.)
Rito: Party tonight everyone!
Tommy: Party? YES!
Jason: Parties rule!
Jen: Okay group one, listen up! We're having a meeting in my room in three minutes. Starting now! I suggest you run! I'm on the seventh floor. No elevator allowed. Go go go!
(Everyone stares at Jen.)
Jen: Two minutes!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Group one takes off in a mad dash as Jen glances at her watch.)
Jen: Let's move it people!
(About ten minutes later everyone finally reaches Jen's room.)
Kat and Emily: (huffing and puffing) I hate running!
Kim: What are you talking about?!
Rocky: Tommy and Jason carried you on their backs!
Kat: I need some water or something.
Emily: I think I might pass out!
Kim: But you didn't do anything!
(Kat and Emily start crying)
Kat: TOMMYYYYYYYYYYY!
Emily: JASONNNNNNNNNN!
Tommy and Jason: I'll save you!
(The girls were about to go into hysterics when the door of Jen's room swings open.)
Jen: It took you ten minutes and forty-seven second to get up here! What do you have to say for yourselves?
Wes: Whoo hoo?
Jen: NO! That was pathetic! Now everyone get in here now!
(Everyone walks into the room and Jen shuts and locks the door)
Zack: The Zack man demands to know what this is all about?
Jen: We're under lockdown!
Everyone: Huh?
Jen: No one is going anywhere! We have a "mission" tomorrow. Lights out at nine.
Trini: Where are we supposed to sleep?
(Just then there's a knock at the door.)
Jen: Everyone back away from the door!
(Jen opens the door and eleven cots are rolled in by the resort's staff.)
Jen: Does that answer your question?
Adam: How are we all gonna fit?
Wes: Our room is huge!
Jen: For once Wes is right.
Wes: Haha! Yes!
Jen: Shut up. We have the largest room in the resort and once all this unnecessary furniture gets removed you'll all fit.
(The resorts staff proceeds to remove the couch, table, chairs, and so on.)
Wes: No! Not my comfy couch!
Jen: Fine. Leave the couch, take his cot.
Wes: Yes! Wait. . .I was gonna have to sleep on a cot?! What about the bed?! It's king size.
Jen: Hell no! I need my space! And anyways Kat and Emily are getting the bed too.
Kim: That's not fair!
Kat: Well we can't sleep on cots!
Emily: Are you nuts?
Kim: Well I don't want to either. (thinks for a minute) I call the couch!
Jen: That's fine, take her cot away.
Wes: But it's my couch!
Kim: As if! You like should have called it!
Wes: But now I have nothing to sleep on!
Jen: You should have thought about that earlier. You get the floor.
Wes: First a girly color, now the floor! (starts to cry)
Jen: Oh suck it up you baby!
Rocky: I'm hungry and all of our stuff is in our rooms. How am I gonna get my pjs?
Jen: No eating. I have taken the liberty of having all your bags moved up here already. They're right there (points to a corner).
(Rocky runs over to his bag and rips it open.)
Rocky: Yes! I'm starving! (looks in his bag which is empty except for a toothbrush and a pair of boxers) Hey! Where's all my stuff?
Jen: I said no eating! I removed all your food. It'll just make you soft. Besides I happen to know that tomorrow's challenge involves food so I'm starving you all until then. We're gonna murder group 2!
Billy: Did someone say murder?
Zack: The Zack man does not want to be trapped in here with him! The Zack man thinks he's insane!
Aisha: Word.
Jen: Get used to it. This is how it's gonna be until we start winning. Keep in mind that if we lose tomorrow you'll all be right back here again (looks at Rocky) FOODLESS. We have to dominate!
(Tommy and Jason raise their hands)
Jen: What is it now?
Tommy: Um well you see we have a problem with the sleeping arrangements.
Jason: A HUGE problem.
Jen: And what would that be?
Tommy: We're married to Kat and Emily.
Jason: He means I'm married to Emily and he's married to Kat. Not the four of us married all together. Cuz that would just be creepy. No offense bro.
Tommy: None taken bro.
Jen: Is this going anywhere?
Jason: No. . .I mean yes! We have to share a bed with them.
Tommy: It's like a rule.
Jason: Yeah it was in that vows thingy. Right after in sickness and in health.
Tommy: Yup. (folding his arms in satisfaction) I'm afraid it's the law now.
Jen: No where in the wedding vows did it say that you have to share a bed!
Jason: Yes it did!
Tommy: It went in sickness and in health. You must share a bed forever. Till death do us part.
Jason: (nodding in agreement) Exactly.
Jen: (thinking to herself) What morons. This could go on for hours and it's really not worth it. Wait. . .I know! (outloud) This is what you get for taking them to Triforia for the honeymoon! If you would have went on a cruise then you could have shared a bed. I said I'd deal with you two later and it's later.
Tommy and Jason: Aww man.
Tommy: This sucks bro.
Jason: Totally bro.
(Just then group two's party starts up and everyone can hear the music through the wall.)
Zack: The Zack man can hear music! The Zack man needs to dance!
Jen: (twitching a bit) The Zack man needs to stop talking in third person or the Zack man will be voted off!
Wes: Jen, what's wrong with your eye?
Jen: Nothing!
Kim: (pushing Wes out of the way) Why can't we go party?
Tanya: Group two gets to party!
Rocky: I bet they have food too!
Kat: Ya know Jen.
Emily: A party would be pretty fun.
Wes: Yeah Jen!
Everyone: (chanting) Party! Party! Party!
Jen: (chanting in a mocking voice) Tough sh*t! Tough sh*t! Tough sh*t! Lights out in five minutes!
(End Flashback)
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Alpha 6: I feel sorry for group one.
Alpha 5: They're stuck with Mighty Morphin' Hitler.
Alpha 6: Not sorry enough that I actually care though, just sorry enough that I can laugh at it.
Alpha 5: Screw feeling sorry for them. We're the ones trapped on a platform!
Alpha 6: You're right. Screw them!
Alpha 5: Anyway, we're now going to text message our teams to notify them about today's "mission". (starts hitting buttons on his phone and drops it) Dammit! (He bends down to get the phone but the force of the platform catches his hands) Aww Crap! Now I'm stuck bent over!
Alpha 6: Don't worry, I'll text them.
Alpha 5: Well you're gonna have to since I CAN'T MOVE MY HANDS!
Alpha 6: (text messaging the contestant's phones) Meet at the platform in thirty minutes for your first "mission". And please let me free!!
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(In group one's room everyone is asleep when the message is sent except for. . .)
Jason: Oooh a beep. (looks around the room for the source) It's coming from those phones I'm not supposed to touch. (looks around at the others) They're asleep. Hmmm. What to do? I guess I should wake someone up. (goes over to Tommy) Bro! Bro, wake up!
Tommy: (Still sleeping) I call upon the power of DRAGONZORD!
Jason: (shaking Tommy) BRO!!!
Tommy: Huh? Oh. Mornin' bro.
Jason: Hey bro. Those crazy phones we're not supposed to touch beeped. What should we do?
Tommy: Well we probably should wake up Jen or something, but she didn't let us share a bed with the girls! (thinks for a minute) I know! Let's touch them!
Jason: YES!!!!
(Tommy and Jason pick up the white and gold phones and read the message. . .)
Tommy: Meet at the platform in thirty minutes for your first "mission".
Jason: And please let me free!!
Tommy and Jason: Eh?
Tommy: This is hard.
Jason: I wanna write back.
Tommy: Do you know how?
Jason: No. Do you?
Tommy: No.
Jason: Well we could wake up the girls and they could show us. . .but they'd just get mad at us for touching the phones in the first place.
Tommy: Hmm. . .Wanna just hit a bunch of buttons till we figure it out?
Jason: Okay!
(Tommy and Jason start hitting random buttons. Tommy ended up wandering into the ring tone section. His phone starts playing "Jingle Bells" over and over and over again)
Tommy: Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!
Jason: Bro! Cut it out! You're gonna wake up Jen.
(Tommy looks over at Jen who starts to stir)
Tommy: Crap! (hits a bunch of buttons and "Take me out to the Ball Game" starts to play) Make it stop! Make it stop!
Jason: Bro! Quit playing the music!!
Tommy: I can't! I don't know what I did!!
Jason: Well do something!!
(Tommy runs around in panic looking back and forth at the phone and Jen.)
Tommy: Hiya! (Tommy throws the phone against the wall and it smashes into several pieces)
Jason: (looking down at the broken phone) I think you killed it bro.
Tommy: It stopped didn't it?
Jason: Good point. Now let's figure out how to write back.
Tommy: Maybe Wes knows how.
Jason: (shaking Wes) WAKE UP!
Wes: Huh? I feel stiff.
Tommy: That's cuz you slept on the floor.
Jason: Do you know how to make the phone work?
Wes: (in a panic) We're not supposed to touch them!
Jason: We know that (points over to the broken phone)
Tommy: It's a little too late to tell us what we're not supposed to do.
Wes: (freaking out) OH MY GOD! Jen is gonna flip!
Jason: She doesn't have to know.
Tommy: Come on Wes help us write the message.
Wes: Gee, I dunno.
Jason: What are ya chicken?
Tommy: Cluck, cluck, cluck!
Wes: I'm not chicken!
Jason: Then write the message for us.
Wes: I don't wanna.
Tommy: Sure ya do. . .bro.
Jason: You are a bro, aren't ya Wes?
Wes: Of course I am!
Tommy: Then write the message. . .bro.
Wes: But. . .but.
Jason: Let's go. . .bro.
Wes: Okay, okay.
Tommy and Jason: SCORE!
Jason: Meet at the platform in thirty minutes for your first "mission". And please let me free!!
Tommy: And we wanna write back. . .(thinks). . ."Eh?"
Wes: That's it?
Jason: You got a problem with our message?!
Wes: No, not at all. (writes the message) There. Sent.
(The phone beeps again)
Tommy and Jason: It beeped again!
Wes: (reading) "Jesus Christ. Who let you touch the phone?"
Jason: Write back "Everyone else is sleeping"
(Wes writes the message and the phone beeps again)
Tommy and Jason: It did it again!
Wes: (reading) "Well wake up someone responsible"
Tommy: Write "Re-spon-what?"
(Wes writes the message and the phone beeps again)
Wes: (reading) "How did you two morons figure out how to work the phones?!"
Jason: Write "We smashed the white one".
(Wes writes the message and the phone beeps again)
Wes: (reading) "Why am I not surprised? Wake up Jen. The "mission" is soon."
Tommy: Write "Make us. Na na na na na."
(Wes writes the message and the phone beeps again)
Wes: (reading) "Screw this"
(The room phone starts to ring, waking Jen, Kat, and Emily)
Tommy and Jason: Crap the phone!
(Tommy and Jason jump back into their cots and pretend to be sleeping)
Jen: Hello?!
Alpha 6: The morons got a hold of a phone. "Mission" starts in 20 minutes.
Jen: (hanging up the phone) Dammit, who let them touch them?!
Kat: Huh?
Emily: (rubbing her eyes) What's going on?
Jen: The morons touched the phones or something. (goes over to the phones) Where are the gold and white ones?!
Kat: TOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMY!
Emily: JJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAASONNNNNNNNNN!
Tommy and Jason: (leaping out of the cots to the girls) Good morning! I'll save you!
Kat: Where are our phones?
Tommy: (looking back and forth at the broken phone and the girls) Umm, ummm.
Jason: WES DID IT!
Tommy: (pointing) YEAH! He destroyed the white phone and was gonna do the same thing to the gold one!
Jason: Thank god we woke up in time to try and stop him!
Tommy: We were just about to wake you girls up to help us when the phone rang.
Jason: He was all text messaging the Alphas pretending to be us!
Tommy: He was trying to frame us because he's not as cool as us!
Jason: YEAH!
Wes: That's not true!! They're the ones who smashed the phone and were text messaging the Alphas!!
Emily: Then why are you holding MY phone?
Wes: (dropping the phone) AH!
Jason: See! He's caught GOLD handed!
Tommy: Ha! I get it! Nice one bro!
Jason: Thanks bro.
(They body slam)
Emily: Wes, do you seriously think that we'll believe that Tommy and Jason know how to work a phone?
Kat: I had to tell Tommy how to use our communicators about a million times when we were rangers. And frankly I still don't think he knows how to use it!
Tommy: Not a clue.
Wes: But, but I didn't do anything!
Jen: This is going to cost you BIG TIME Wes! Now, (opening the blinds) EVERYBODY UP!!! We have a "mission" in 15 minutes!!
(Everyone groans and begins to get ready)
Jen: (to Wes) And you are SO DEAD later!
Wes: They made me do it!
Jen: Don't try to blame it on Tommy and Jason! Now come on everyone, MOVE IT!!!!!
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(The bros aren't the only ones texting Alpha 6 back. . .)
Alpha 6: (reading the message) Meet at the platform in thirty minutes for your first "mission". And please let me free!! Does that work?
Alpha 5: It should be let US free!
Alpha 6: Minor detail.
(the phone beeps)
Alpha 5: What's it say?
Alpha 6: Roar.
Alpha 5: Just our luck! We get responses from dumb and dumber and the lion!
Alpha 6: (writing back) Give the phone to a human.
(the phone beeps)
Alpha 5: What's it say?
Alpha 6: Roar.
Alpha 5: I don't speak lion! What the hell does it mean?
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(Meanwhile, group 2 is all asleep in the common room. . .)
Fluffy: (dancing about happily) Roar! Roar! Roar!
(The phone beeps)
Fluffy: Roar!
(Fluffy pokes the sleeping Zedd. . .who's still in his mouth. . .with the phone and hands it to him.)
Zedd: (still asleep puts the phone to his ear) Hello? Hello? ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (drops the phone)
Fluffy: (discouraged) Roar. (thinks for a minute) ROAR!!!!!!
Rito: (popping up) Fluffy says Cock-a-doodle-do!
Goldar: Good morning everyone!!
(Zedd decides not to wake up so Fluffy shakes him around in his mouth to wake him until Zedd goes flying into the closet door, freeing Zhane)
Zedd: (still half asleep) Wha? What happened? Hey I'm not in the lion's mouth anymore! Ew! I'm covered in lion slobber!!
Zhane: Alright I'm outta the closet!
Zedd: You're sounding a little gay there Zhane. You wanna wear my periwinkle?
Rito: Ed, why'd ya free poopy Zhane?
Zedd: Huh? Whatever. I need a shower.
Karone: There's no time! (picking up the phone Zedd dropped earlier) According to this we have a "mission" in 30 minutes and that was (checks her watch) 15 minutes ago.
Eric: Okay everyone, it's show time!! Let's get those awesome new colors on!! I did design them!!
Merrick: Hey! I designed them too!
Eric: Whatever ugly clothes!
Merrick: You might as well be dressed in a potato sack!
Marah: Guys stop it!
Kapri: You both look awesome!
Eric: I look awesomer!
Karone: Come on guys we have a challenge soon we need to get ready. Can't you two agree on anything?
Eric and Merrick: (thinking) WE HATE ZHANE!
Rito: Right on!!
Goldar: Here here!
Ashley: I think everyone can agree on that.
Everyone but Zhane: Yeah!
Zhane: Hey!
Rito: Way to solve the conflict Karonie!
Goldar: Come on everyone let's go to the "mission".
Eric and Merrick: Yeah! So we can vote off Zhane!!
Rito: Don't worry Ashley, you'll be safe!
Goldar: Now come on everyone let's go!
(Everyone gets into a conga line and Goldar hits the play button on his boom box. The song "Dance all Night to this DJ" Strikes up yet again and everyone congas to the "mission". Well almost everyone. . .)
Andros: Get out of the line Zhane!
Rito: Yeah poopy Zhane!
Goldar: You stand off to the side!
Zhane: Oh this is ridiculous!
Rita: I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
Zedd: No! Not again!!!
Rito: Yes! Again!!!
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(At the platform, the teams finally start to arrive. . .)
Jen: Okay when everyone gets here we can start up.
Alpha 5: Whatever.
Alpha 6: Hey here comes some people.
Group 2 minus Zhane: We're gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
Rito: Hello, hello Alphas and Jenny Jenny!
Jen: Never call me that again!
Goldar: Oooh, testy!
Rito: Alpha, why you bent over?
Alpha 5: I'm stuck.
Goldar: Well that's too bad.
Alpha 5: How about someone help me?
Rito: Nah, we're good. Thanks.
Jen: Where the hell is my group?! They're late!
(Just then group one finally arrives. Kat and Emily are of course on Tommy and Jason's backs and everyone is doubled over huffing and puffing. . .)
Jen: What the hell is wrong with you people?! You were all power rangers!
Emily: (stepping forward) Correction. (raising her hand) Not a power ranger.
Jason: You tell her Em!!
Jen: Well what's your excuse?
Jason: I think the key word is that we WERE rangers.
Tommy: Yeah we were like in the early seasons.
Jen: Well you two did forever red with Wes.
Wes: Did you see him on forever red though? (whispers to Jen) He got fat.
Jason: I did not!! (punches Wes)
Jen: Great, now he's out cold.
Jason: Em, does my butt look big?
Jen: Oh Jesus Christ! Well what are the rest of your excuses?
Zack: The Zack Man went to the peace conference and ate too many cheetos!
Aisha: Africa.
Trini: Also, peace conference.
Billy: I was the nerd. I was never in shape to begin with. They eventually pushed me out of the picture and just made me fix things. Then they made up some negative protons bullshit so fatty could be Gold Ranger. . .(looks around) MURDER!!!!!
Jason: I AM NOT FAT! (whining) Em, make um stop.
Emily: Please, he's very sensitive.
Jen: Well what about the rest of you? I thought you were a gymnast, Kim.
Kim: Quit. And as you can tell by the amount of food Rocky consumes, he was never in shape to begin with.
Rocky: Kim, gimme your purse. (digs through it) A mint yes!
Kim: That wasn't a mint. That was an asprin.
Rocky: Works for me.
Kim: See what I mean Jen.
Jen: What about you Tanya?
Tanya: Hello? Did you ever see me actually do anything when I was a ranger? I just drove around in my car zord singing to the radio.
Adam: I had a minivan.
Tanya: Once we shifted into Turbo we didn't really have to do anything.
Adam: The whole season was about that little seven year old and how he's an orphan.
Tanya: We didn't really have to be there.
Jen: Well what about you Kat?
Tommy: I can answer that! (poorly impersonating Kat) I'm Kat. I don't know how to fight. Ah! A monster! (falls) TOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYY!!
Kat: Oh shut up! You got fat too. . .like Jason!
Jason: EMMMMMMM!!!!
Jen: THIS TEAM IS USELESS!!! Most of you were on the race, how did you run then?
Trini: Well a lot of us got stuck on a ship.
Tanya: Yeah all we did then was sit around and eat.
Tommy and Jason: Too much candy.
Kat: Okay, then I won't give you candy anymore.
Tommy: We never said we didn't want more!
Jason: You're twisting our words!
Tommy: We were merely saying that we consumed a lot while on the race.
Jason: Merely?
Tommy: Word a day toilet paper does it again!
Jason: I gotta get me some of that.
Jen: Oh enough already! Let's start the "mission".
Alpha 6: Gladly. This mission is called the "Juice Bar Challenge".
Tommy: Juice! YEAH!!
Jason: BAR!!!
Tommy and Jason: CHALLENGE!!!!! Whoo hoo!!
Kim: (to Rocky) They're excited for the juice. This is why they're fat.
Rocky: Juice! Juice! Juice!
Kim: Oh forget it!
Alpha 5: To explain how this "mission" is going to go allow me to introduce special "mission leader" former juice bar worker Richie.
Richie: Hey everyone.
Emily: That moron. Hello? I replaced him! I'm the best juice bar employee ever!!
Jason: Yeah! My wife rocks the juice!
Richie: Keep dreaming Emily. Anyway, this "mission" is called "Juice Bar Challenge". One teammate runs back and forth through an obstacle course to their other teammate carrying trays of ten glasses of smoothies. The waiting teammate has to drink the smoothies. When they are finished drinking, you can go get another tray of smoothies. The first team to successfully finish ten trays of smoothies wins. Got that?
Tommy and Jason: Eh?
Richie: Here let me explain that again.
Alpha 6: Don't bother!
Alpha 5: They do that for everything!
Richie: Oh okay. Well then each team needs to decide who's drinking and who's going to carry the trays.
Jen: Um, my partner's unconscious at the moment. I need a substitute.
Richie: I'll be your partner.
Kim: That's not fair!
Zhane: Is that allowed?
Alpha 6: According to the rules it's up to the opposite group to decide if that's okay.
Goldar: Huddle up.
Rito: Not you poopy Zhane.
(group two minus Zhane gets into a huddle)
Karone: What do you think?
Eric: Jen's scary.
Merrick: Really scary.
Karone: Alright let's go around and vote. Rito?
Rito: Poopy Zhane said it's not fair so I think it is fair.
Karone: Okay. Goldar?
Goldar: I also think it is fair because Zhane does not.
Eric and Merrick: WE HATE ZHANE!
Marah and Kapri: What they said.
Ashley: I'm doomed anyway so sure.
Maya: I'll just go with the majority.
Rita: I have a headache!
Rito: It's from Zhane!
Rita: THEN HE GOES!!!
Karone: What about you Ed?
Zedd: Great, now the blond girl is calling me Ed. I'll say its fair everyone stops calling me Ed.
Everyone: Okay Zedd.
Zedd: That's more like it. It's fair.
Karone: Cool Ed!
Rito: She sure tricked you Eddy.
Karone: Andros?
Andros: I don't care.
Goldar: that's a fair.
Karone: Alright. Fluffy?
Fluffy: Growl.
Rito: Fluffy says he wants to eat Zhane.
Karone: Umm. . .I'll take that as a fair I guess.
Rito: Okay, that's everyone! Ready, BREAK!!
Cole: Hey! I didn't get to vote!
Rito: Too bad, we already said break.
Goldar: Majority rules!
Rito: Tough poopy!
Alpha 6: So what did you decide?
Karone: The group decided that since Zhane said it's not fair, that we think it is.
Zhane: Are you freakin' kidding me?
Rito: Language Zhane.
Goldar: We have little children to think of.
Alpha 5: Okay whatever. Let's get this thing started.
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Richie: Alright, each team needs to pick someone to do the course and someone to drink the smoothies. If you're drinking, please go to the table marked with your color. If you're running the course line up at the start.
(Rocky immediately runs over to the purple table)
Kim: Like I didn't see that coming or anything. I guess I'm running the course.
Emily: (glaring at Richie) Go sit Jason. I'm gonna own this "mission".
Jason: Smoothies!! Yes!
Tommy: I want smoothies too Kat!
Kat: But I don't wanna run through a course!
Tommy: Okay. Rock, paper, scissors. One, two, three, shoot!
Kat: I win! Paper covers rock.
Tommy: Okay! You get to run the course!
Kat: Huh? But I won!!
Tommy: Too bad! (Tommy runs over to the white table)
Kat: No fair!!!!
Zedd: Well dear, what would you like to do. (looks around) Where the hell did she go? (looks over sees Rita sitting in a beach chair between Marah and Kapri filing her nails) Just peachy. And I am once again doing the challenge by myself.
Kapri: Shouldn't we be doing some type of "mission" now?
Rita: Oh look at you all young and stupid. You have much to learn. I will teach you two how to be great evil villains by doing absolutely nothing.
Marah: So we're just gonna sit here.
Rita: Not sit. We lounge.
Kapri and Marah: Okay!
Zedd: Ha! Nice pick of partners, boys!
Eric: Whatever I'm awesome. I can handle running and drinking. I dunno about Merrick though.
Merrick: Shut up Eric! I'm way more awesome than you!!
Eric: Ha! Don't make me laugh.
Merrick: You are so going down!!
Ashley: I'm drinking. If you screw this up I'll vote you off my self!
Rito: Way to tell poopy Zhane!!
Goldar: So what do you wanna do?
Rito: Let's take turns! You do five and I'll do five!
Goldar: That sounds perfect! Then we can burn off the calories we drink!
Rito: And we won't end up fat like Jason.
Jason: I AM NOT FAT!!!
Goldar: Just big boned then?
Jason: This is all Wes' fault. (kick the still unconscious Wes in the head)
Karone: Alright what do you want to. . .(looks over at Andros who has plopped down on a rock near the yellow table) god dammit! So I'm running then?
Andros: I don't care what you do, but I'm gonna sit on my rock.
Karone: I worry about you sometimes.
Trini: I worry about him all the time (points over at Billy who is trying to convince Ernie to give him a fork)
Billy: I have a nice shiny spoon right here. I'll trade it to you for an old fork or something.
Ernie: I've been advised not to give you anything sharp. Please just let me make the drinks.
Billy: DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trini: Billy! I'll give you a fork if you run the course!
Billy: The course it is then!!! I will MURDER the other runners!!
Trini: Whatever, I just want some smoothies.
Cole: I'll run Maya!
Maya: Really?
Cole: I'm gonna swing around on the vines above the course.
Alpha 5: That's not allowed!!
Cole: You never said that in the rules!!
Alpha 6: What do we have to spell everything out for you?
Everyone: Yup!
Alpha 5: MTV never had these types of problems.
Alpha 6: MTV didn't have these morons either.
Tanya: I don't feel like running. You're up frog boy.
Aisha: What she said, but replace the frog boy with a Zack Man.
Adam: Aww man.
Zack: The Zack Man thinks those cheetos are going to come back to haunt him.
Richie: I should run, I'm experienced. (glaring at Emily)
Jen: If you screw this up, you'll end up like him. (points to Wes)
Richie: Don't worry, it's in the bag. Emily's got nothing on me.
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Alpha 5: Okay everyone take your marks.
Alpha 6: GO!!!
(The runners take off towards Ernie for the first tray of smoothies. Emily and Richie get there first and take off towards the course. The course is made up of a tire run, followed by a rope swing, and a swirly slide.)
Alpha 6: (giving the play by play) Okay it looks like Emily and Richie are neck and neck approaching the tire run.
Emily: You're going down juice boy!
Richie: Oh yeah watch this! (Richie puts the tray on his head as he runs through the tires)
Emily: Armature. (Emily puts the tray on her head, turns around and runs backwards through the tires)
Jason: Whoo hoo look at Emily go!!!
Tommy: Kat come on run!
Kat: I don't wanna. My tray's too heavy.
Tommy: Just walk around the course or something.
Kat: Fine, fine.
Alpha 6: You can't do that!
(Kat glares at him)
Alpha 6: Nevermind. Okay right behind Richie and Emily is Lord Zedd and Kimberly. Poor Zedd has to do everything by himself. And Rocky looks so hungry that he's about to run the course himself to get to the smoothies.
Rocky: HURRY UP!!!! I'm starving.
Kim: Hold your horses. I'm going as fast as I can.
Rocky: Go faster!!!!
(Emily and Richie finally get to their tables followed by Zedd, Kimberly, Rito, Karone, Eric and Merrick (who are dead even), Trini, Cole (swinging from above), Adam, Zack, and Zhane. Kat has just stopped all together and is sitting by the start line.)
Tommy: KAT!!!! I want smoothies!!
Kat: It's too hard!
Jason: Whoo hoo!! SMOOTHIES!!! So good!
Tommy: Kat!!!
Jason: Yummy in my tummy!
Kim: Here.
Rocky: Finally! (takes all ten cups and downs then all at once with out spilling a drop) MORE!
Kim: How the hell did you do that?!
Rocky: Skill. Now go!!!
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(Seven laps later, Wes starts to wake up. . .)
Wes: What's going on?
Alpha 6: (blows a whistle) EVERYBODY STOP! Stop right now. Stop drinking, stop running, just STOP!
(Everybody freezes)
Alpha 6: Wes is awake so he is able to compete. Richie out. Wes in.
Jen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Wes: You started the challenge with out me?
Alpha 5: Get over it. Now go to where Richie is and take his tray.
(Wes goes over to right in front of the finish line and takes the tray from Richie.)
Alpha 6: Okay, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Wes trips over absolutely nothing and spills the cups)
Jen: Dammit!!!!
Alpha 6: You have to go back and get a new tray.
Jen: Now Emily's in the lead! Look what you caused.
Wes: I didn't stretch. Sorry.
Jason: Haha! We are in the lead!!!!!
Jen: Oh god.
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(At this point Emily is on her final lap. To help "motivate" her Jason has whipped out a boom box and the oh so familiar tune of "Go Gold Ranger" starts to blare. . .)
Jason: Come on Em! Dun dun, dun dun.
Goooooooooooooooo Em-i-lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Quick as lightning, strong as steel
Watch out racers, she's for real!
You know when there's drinks to serve
It's EMILY!!!!
(As Jason continues to sing about Emily, Zack and Wes have put down their trays and started to dance.)
Zack: The Zack Man is feelin' the groove.
Jen: Oh hell.
(Jen runs over to Wes and carries him over to the chair, goes back and carries the tray herself.)
Jen: Drink dammit! And stop dancing!!!
Wes: Dun, dun! Dun, dun!!
Jason: GO EMILY!!!!!
Emily: I'm here, I'm here. Stop singing and drink!
(Jason chugs the drinks)
Jason: DONE!!! More!
Emily: We're all done. No more. We won!
Jason: Yes!!! But I'm still thirsty. Gimme Tommy's.
Tommy: (sadly) I'm ten laps behind. I think I'm gonna lose bro.
Emily: Not if I can help it!
(Emily races back to the start line and picks up all ten of Tommy's trays)
Emily: Come on Kat follow me.
Kat: It's too hard. I don't wanna.
Emily: Oh Jesus.
(Emily stacks all the trays in one hand and drags Kat through the course with the other)
Emily: Here Tommy drink.
Tommy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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(When everyone finally finished they gathered over to the Alphas to find out the points)
Alpha 5: Okay great job. . .I'm lying. . .well you all finished.
Alpha 6: As we already know Emily and Jason were the first team to finish so that means they win this brand new smoothie maker!
Jason: Smoothies!!! YES!!!!
Emily: In your face Richie!!!!
Jason: Now I can have smoothies everyday!
Wes: I really don't think you need to. You should be watching your weight.
Jason: SHUT UP! (Jason punches Wes) Take that!!
Alpha 5: Great. Now this board over here shows the points scored. The top three teams from each group will be in the inner circles. Let's take a look at the board.
Alpha 6: Well someone is gonna have to pull the curtain for us. We can't reach since we're STUCK!
Fluffy: Growl.
(Fluffy pulls the curtain down)
Rito: Fluffy says he wants be the Vanna White of the Challenge Extreme.
Alpha 5: Whatever.
Alpha 6: Okay the points range from 14 to 1. First place, Emily and Jason get 14 and last place gets 1.
Group 1-------------------Score************Group 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------14 *********** (1) Zedd and Rita ----------13
(2) Rocky and Kim ---------10 *********** (2) Eric and Kapri ----------12
(3) Wes and Jen -------------9 *********** (3) Merrick and Marah ----12
(4) Billy and Trini -------------6 ***********(4) Rito and Goldar ---------- 8
(5) Tommy and Kat ----------5 ***********(5) Andros and Karone -----7
(6) Adam and Tanya ---------3 ********** (6) Cole and Maya ----------4
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------2 ********** (7) Zhane and Ashley ------1
Alpha 5: So those are the score. Meaning that the inner circle for group one is Jason and Emily, Kim and Rocky, and Jen and Wes.
Alpha 6: And the inner circle for group two is Zedd and Rita, Eric and Kapri, and Merrick and Marah.
Merrick: Why is Eric's name first?! We have the same points!!!
Eric: Cuz I'm better!!!
Alpha 5: No, you guys tied so we just did it alphabetically.
Eric: Hahaha E for Eric!!!!
Alpha 6: The inner circles have one hour to deliberate who they want to send home.
Zedd: Okay let's go ladies.
Kapri: Nah.
Zedd: But we have to deliberate.
Marah: That's okay. We're just gonna lounge here.
Rita: Move it metal head! You're blocking my sun!
Zedd: Why do I even bother? Let's go boys.
Eric and Merrick: (marching behind Zedd) WE HATE ZHANE! WE HATE ZHANE!!
Zedd: Sounds good. Zhane's gone. Alphas we're done.
Eric and Merrick: YES!!!!!
Alpha 5: Okay well we still have to wait for group one.
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(Group one is sitting on Angel Grove Dock discussing their decision. . .)
Jason: Me and Emily are the champions my friends!!! And we'll keep on fighting till the end!!!!
Jen: Oh shut up! We're supposed to be figuring out who to kick off.
Jason: We are the champions! We are the champions! No time for losers (points to Wes) cuz we are the champions! OF THE WORLD!!!!!
Kim: No offense to you Emily but I hope you guys never win again.
Emily: Deep down I hope we don't either.
Jen: FOCUS people!!!! Everyone think of a team to kick off and a reason. Who ever has the best reason will go.
(everyone thinks)
Jen: Okay let's go around. Kim?
Kim: I think we should vote off Kat and Tommy because. . .
Jason and Emily: NOOOO!!!!!
Jason: Not my bro.
Emily: Kat keeps me sane.
Jen: DENIED!!!
Rocky: But she didn't even do the "mission"
Jen: I said DENIED!! Screw deliberating. I'm picking who goes. See you in an hour.
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(One hour later. . .)
Alpha 5: Okay time to see who is leaving the Challenge. Would the group one's inner circle please step up.
Alpha 6: Would our winners Emily and Jason like to speak for the group.
Jason: Can't.
Emily: We don't know who's leaving.
Jen: I'm talking! This is how it's going down. The Zack Man is getting kicked off because if I hear the Zack Man talk in third person again I'm going to snap the Zack Man in half.
Zack: The Zack Man got screwed over!
Jen: That's it!
(Jen chases Zack down the beach)
Aisha: Peace out yo.
Alpha 6: Okay group two's inner circle please step up.
Zedd: Well the girls feel that they don't need to participate in anything so it's just me and the boys. It's probably better that way anyways.
Eric and Merrick: WE HATE ZHANE!!
Zedd: Oh that means we're voting off Zhane and that girl. I didn't catch everyone's name yet.
Rito: (running up to where Zedd is) But don't worry Ashley. You're still gonna be here. Goldie and I have three choices for you.
Goldar: You can A-be an Eddy Cheerleader.
Rito: B-be Fluffy's new translator.
Ashley: What's option C?
Rito and Goldar: All of the above!!!
Ashley: I like the sound of that!!! I pick C!
Rito and Goldar: Yay!!!
Zedd: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ashley: But I don't speak lion.
Rito: Don't worry, I'll teach ya. It's all in the wrist.
(Just then Fluffy snuck over to where Zhane was standing and flicked him into some palm trees)
Fluffy: Growl!
Rito: Go ahead Ashley try.
Ashley: Ummm. . .Fluffy said Ding dong the Zhane is gone!
Rito: You're a natural!!!!
Alpha 5: Okay that's it for now everyone.
Alpha 6: We'll text you about the next mission.
Alpha 5: Please do not write back.
Alpha 6: And make sure a human gets the phone!
Alpha 5: Oh Kat, here's a new phone.
Tommy: Let's keep it far far away from phone breaker Wes.
Jason: Yeah phone breaker!!
Wes: But I didn't do it!
Jen: (coming back from chasing Zack who is nowhere to be seen) That reminds me. You owe me laps. Go go GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wes: AHHH!!!
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(Over at the palm trees. . .)
Zack: The Zack man is hanging by his undies. The Zack man needs a little help.
Leo: Don't bother. I've been stuck here for weeks. Hey here comes someone!
(Just then an unconscious Zhane lands on a branch also hanging by his undies.)
Leo: Nevermind.
(End show.)
Ep. 2 - Dance All Night to this DJ
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Day 2 of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme.
Alpha 6: When we last left our contestants, they were broken into teams, given phones, and a brand new color.
Alpha 5: They are now staying at the tropical getaway known as Angel Grove Beach Resort.
Alpha 6: Last night, Rito and Goldar threw group two a "We Hate Zhane Party" to celebrate their victories to come in the common room area of the seventh floor of the resort.
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(Flashback to last night)
Rito: PAR-TAY!!!
Zhane: Party? Cool!
Goldar: No Zhanes allowed!
Rito: You can come though Ashley.
Ashley: Cool! Cya Zhane!
Zhane: This isn't fair!
Fluffy: (Still with Zedd in his mouth, kicks Zhane into a closet) Roar.
Rito: Fluffy says problem solved!
Goldar: Now let's boogie down!
(The song, "Dance all night to this DJ" starts up)
Rito: Come on everyone let's dance all night to this DJ!
(Everyone forms a soultrain line and one by one everyone busts a move down the line with Fluffy and Zedd leading the way. . .)
Goldar: Go Fluffy! Go Eddy!
Goldar, Rito, and Karone: Go Fluffy! Go Eddy!
Zedd: It's Zedd! Lord Zedd!
Everyone: Go Fluffy! Go Eddy!
Fluffy: Growl!
Rito: Fluffy says he has dance fever!
Goldar: Don't stop till you drop!
Eric: Our turn! This is called the Quantum!
(Eric and Kapri do the robot down the line.)
Everyone but Merrick: Go Eric! Go Kapri! Go Eric! Go Kapri!
Rito: What an awesome move!
Zhane: (from the closet) Looks a lot like the robot to me!
Eric and Merrick: You would think that!
Eric: SHUT UP!
Merrick: No you shut up! Come on Marah let's show them up! This is called the lunar!
(Merrick and Marah cabbage patch down the line.)
Everyone but Eric: Go Merrick! Go Marah! Go Merrick! Go Marah!
Goldar: You guys rock!
Merrick and Marah: We know!
Zhane: (from the closet again) And that was the cabbage patch!
Merrick and Eric: Get a clue loser!
Merrick: SHUT UP!
Eric: You shut up!
Ashley: I got an idea. How about ZHANE shuts up!
Everyone: Yeah!
Ashley: My turn!
(Ashley moon walks down the line)
Everyone: Go Ashley! It's your birthday! Go Ashley! It's your birthday!
Goldar: Ashley rocks my socks!
Rito: Too bad she's stuck with poopy Zhane.
Goldar: We'll have to get her on a new team.
Rito: Yeah!!
Goldar: We'll worry about that later. Right now, we dance!
(Rito and Goldar just basically spin around in circles until they get to the end of the line.)
Everyone: Go Rito! Go Goldar! Go Rito! Go Goldar!
Rito: I feel dizzy!
Rita: My turn bumble brains!
(Rita just walks down the line twirling her index finger around)
Everyone: Go Rita! Go Rita! Go go! Go Rita!
Rita: I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ! Hahahaha! I feel like I'm a teenager again!
Zedd: What the hell did you drink?
Rita: I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
(Zedd Shudders as Andros and Karone go down the line.)
Andros: This is called the Rock Sit!
(Andros is sitting on a rock in a wagon as Karone struggles to pull it.)
Karone: Oh screw this!
(Karone drops the handle and does the swim down the line leaving Andros stranded in the middle of the line.)
Andros: Hello?! Why is there no pulling?!
Everyone: Go Karonie! Go Karonie! Go Karonie! Go Karonie!
Rito: That was coolie Karonie!
Goldar: You were all swimming, but not in the water!
Rito: Truly amazing!
Maya: Hey check us out!
(Everyone looks up to see Cole and Maya hanging from the chandelier, swinging back and forth.)
Ashley: Cool!
Rito: I can do that too! But I don't feel like it right now!
Cole: Bet you're jealous Red Lion!
Fluffy: Yawn.
Cole: Dammit!
Rito: His name is Fluffy!
Rita: I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
(The song fades out.)
Everyone but Zedd: Aww man.
Zedd: Yes!
Goldar: Never fear! The repeat option is here!
(The song starts up again.)
Everyone but Zedd: Whoo hooo!!
(Everyone forms a soultrain line again and one by one everyone busts a move down the line with Fluffy and Zedd leading the way yet again. . .)
Zedd: Will this ever end?
Rito: Nope! This is the only song we have to play!
Rita: I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
Zedd: Well then give me whatever the hell my wife had to drink. . .looks like I'm gonna need it.
(End Flashback)
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Alpha 5: As group 2 was dancing the night away, group one was umm. . .
Alpha 6: Doing nothing!
Alpha 5: Pretty much.
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(Flashback to directly after the end of ep. 1.)
Rito: Party tonight everyone!
Tommy: Party? YES!
Jason: Parties rule!
Jen: Okay group one, listen up! We're having a meeting in my room in three minutes. Starting now! I suggest you run! I'm on the seventh floor. No elevator allowed. Go go go!
(Everyone stares at Jen.)
Jen: Two minutes!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Group one takes off in a mad dash as Jen glances at her watch.)
Jen: Let's move it people!
(About ten minutes later everyone finally reaches Jen's room.)
Kat and Emily: (huffing and puffing) I hate running!
Kim: What are you talking about?!
Rocky: Tommy and Jason carried you on their backs!
Kat: I need some water or something.
Emily: I think I might pass out!
Kim: But you didn't do anything!
(Kat and Emily start crying)
Kat: TOMMYYYYYYYYYYY!
Emily: JASONNNNNNNNNN!
Tommy and Jason: I'll save you!
(The girls were about to go into hysterics when the door of Jen's room swings open.)
Jen: It took you ten minutes and forty-seven second to get up here! What do you have to say for yourselves?
Wes: Whoo hoo?
Jen: NO! That was pathetic! Now everyone get in here now!
(Everyone walks into the room and Jen shuts and locks the door)
Zack: The Zack man demands to know what this is all about?
Jen: We're under lockdown!
Everyone: Huh?
Jen: No one is going anywhere! We have a "mission" tomorrow. Lights out at nine.
Trini: Where are we supposed to sleep?
(Just then there's a knock at the door.)
Jen: Everyone back away from the door!
(Jen opens the door and eleven cots are rolled in by the resort's staff.)
Jen: Does that answer your question?
Adam: How are we all gonna fit?
Wes: Our room is huge!
Jen: For once Wes is right.
Wes: Haha! Yes!
Jen: Shut up. We have the largest room in the resort and once all this unnecessary furniture gets removed you'll all fit.
(The resorts staff proceeds to remove the couch, table, chairs, and so on.)
Wes: No! Not my comfy couch!
Jen: Fine. Leave the couch, take his cot.
Wes: Yes! Wait. . .I was gonna have to sleep on a cot?! What about the bed?! It's king size.
Jen: Hell no! I need my space! And anyways Kat and Emily are getting the bed too.
Kim: That's not fair!
Kat: Well we can't sleep on cots!
Emily: Are you nuts?
Kim: Well I don't want to either. (thinks for a minute) I call the couch!
Jen: That's fine, take her cot away.
Wes: But it's my couch!
Kim: As if! You like should have called it!
Wes: But now I have nothing to sleep on!
Jen: You should have thought about that earlier. You get the floor.
Wes: First a girly color, now the floor! (starts to cry)
Jen: Oh suck it up you baby!
Rocky: I'm hungry and all of our stuff is in our rooms. How am I gonna get my pjs?
Jen: No eating. I have taken the liberty of having all your bags moved up here already. They're right there (points to a corner).
(Rocky runs over to his bag and rips it open.)
Rocky: Yes! I'm starving! (looks in his bag which is empty except for a toothbrush and a pair of boxers) Hey! Where's all my stuff?
Jen: I said no eating! I removed all your food. It'll just make you soft. Besides I happen to know that tomorrow's challenge involves food so I'm starving you all until then. We're gonna murder group 2!
Billy: Did someone say murder?
Zack: The Zack man does not want to be trapped in here with him! The Zack man thinks he's insane!
Aisha: Word.
Jen: Get used to it. This is how it's gonna be until we start winning. Keep in mind that if we lose tomorrow you'll all be right back here again (looks at Rocky) FOODLESS. We have to dominate!
(Tommy and Jason raise their hands)
Jen: What is it now?
Tommy: Um well you see we have a problem with the sleeping arrangements.
Jason: A HUGE problem.
Jen: And what would that be?
Tommy: We're married to Kat and Emily.
Jason: He means I'm married to Emily and he's married to Kat. Not the four of us married all together. Cuz that would just be creepy. No offense bro.
Tommy: None taken bro.
Jen: Is this going anywhere?
Jason: No. . .I mean yes! We have to share a bed with them.
Tommy: It's like a rule.
Jason: Yeah it was in that vows thingy. Right after in sickness and in health.
Tommy: Yup. (folding his arms in satisfaction) I'm afraid it's the law now.
Jen: No where in the wedding vows did it say that you have to share a bed!
Jason: Yes it did!
Tommy: It went in sickness and in health. You must share a bed forever. Till death do us part.
Jason: (nodding in agreement) Exactly.
Jen: (thinking to herself) What morons. This could go on for hours and it's really not worth it. Wait. . .I know! (outloud) This is what you get for taking them to Triforia for the honeymoon! If you would have went on a cruise then you could have shared a bed. I said I'd deal with you two later and it's later.
Tommy and Jason: Aww man.
Tommy: This sucks bro.
Jason: Totally bro.
(Just then group two's party starts up and everyone can hear the music through the wall.)
Zack: The Zack man can hear music! The Zack man needs to dance!
Jen: (twitching a bit) The Zack man needs to stop talking in third person or the Zack man will be voted off!
Wes: Jen, what's wrong with your eye?
Jen: Nothing!
Kim: (pushing Wes out of the way) Why can't we go party?
Tanya: Group two gets to party!
Rocky: I bet they have food too!
Kat: Ya know Jen.
Emily: A party would be pretty fun.
Wes: Yeah Jen!
Everyone: (chanting) Party! Party! Party!
Jen: (chanting in a mocking voice) Tough sh*t! Tough sh*t! Tough sh*t! Lights out in five minutes!
(End Flashback)
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Alpha 6: I feel sorry for group one.
Alpha 5: They're stuck with Mighty Morphin' Hitler.
Alpha 6: Not sorry enough that I actually care though, just sorry enough that I can laugh at it.
Alpha 5: Screw feeling sorry for them. We're the ones trapped on a platform!
Alpha 6: You're right. Screw them!
Alpha 5: Anyway, we're now going to text message our teams to notify them about today's "mission". (starts hitting buttons on his phone and drops it) Dammit! (He bends down to get the phone but the force of the platform catches his hands) Aww Crap! Now I'm stuck bent over!
Alpha 6: Don't worry, I'll text them.
Alpha 5: Well you're gonna have to since I CAN'T MOVE MY HANDS!
Alpha 6: (text messaging the contestant's phones) Meet at the platform in thirty minutes for your first "mission". And please let me free!!
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(In group one's room everyone is asleep when the message is sent except for. . .)
Jason: Oooh a beep. (looks around the room for the source) It's coming from those phones I'm not supposed to touch. (looks around at the others) They're asleep. Hmmm. What to do? I guess I should wake someone up. (goes over to Tommy) Bro! Bro, wake up!
Tommy: (Still sleeping) I call upon the power of DRAGONZORD!
Jason: (shaking Tommy) BRO!!!
Tommy: Huh? Oh. Mornin' bro.
Jason: Hey bro. Those crazy phones we're not supposed to touch beeped. What should we do?
Tommy: Well we probably should wake up Jen or something, but she didn't let us share a bed with the girls! (thinks for a minute) I know! Let's touch them!
Jason: YES!!!!
(Tommy and Jason pick up the white and gold phones and read the message. . .)
Tommy: Meet at the platform in thirty minutes for your first "mission".
Jason: And please let me free!!
Tommy and Jason: Eh?
Tommy: This is hard.
Jason: I wanna write back.
Tommy: Do you know how?
Jason: No. Do you?
Tommy: No.
Jason: Well we could wake up the girls and they could show us. . .but they'd just get mad at us for touching the phones in the first place.
Tommy: Hmm. . .Wanna just hit a bunch of buttons till we figure it out?
Jason: Okay!
(Tommy and Jason start hitting random buttons. Tommy ended up wandering into the ring tone section. His phone starts playing "Jingle Bells" over and over and over again)
Tommy: Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!
Jason: Bro! Cut it out! You're gonna wake up Jen.
(Tommy looks over at Jen who starts to stir)
Tommy: Crap! (hits a bunch of buttons and "Take me out to the Ball Game" starts to play) Make it stop! Make it stop!
Jason: Bro! Quit playing the music!!
Tommy: I can't! I don't know what I did!!
Jason: Well do something!!
(Tommy runs around in panic looking back and forth at the phone and Jen.)
Tommy: Hiya! (Tommy throws the phone against the wall and it smashes into several pieces)
Jason: (looking down at the broken phone) I think you killed it bro.
Tommy: It stopped didn't it?
Jason: Good point. Now let's figure out how to write back.
Tommy: Maybe Wes knows how.
Jason: (shaking Wes) WAKE UP!
Wes: Huh? I feel stiff.
Tommy: That's cuz you slept on the floor.
Jason: Do you know how to make the phone work?
Wes: (in a panic) We're not supposed to touch them!
Jason: We know that (points over to the broken phone)
Tommy: It's a little too late to tell us what we're not supposed to do.
Wes: (freaking out) OH MY GOD! Jen is gonna flip!
Jason: She doesn't have to know.
Tommy: Come on Wes help us write the message.
Wes: Gee, I dunno.
Jason: What are ya chicken?
Tommy: Cluck, cluck, cluck!
Wes: I'm not chicken!
Jason: Then write the message for us.
Wes: I don't wanna.
Tommy: Sure ya do. . .bro.
Jason: You are a bro, aren't ya Wes?
Wes: Of course I am!
Tommy: Then write the message. . .bro.
Wes: But. . .but.
Jason: Let's go. . .bro.
Wes: Okay, okay.
Tommy and Jason: SCORE!
Jason: Meet at the platform in thirty minutes for your first "mission". And please let me free!!
Tommy: And we wanna write back. . .(thinks). . ."Eh?"
Wes: That's it?
Jason: You got a problem with our message?!
Wes: No, not at all. (writes the message) There. Sent.
(The phone beeps again)
Tommy and Jason: It beeped again!
Wes: (reading) "Jesus Christ. Who let you touch the phone?"
Jason: Write back "Everyone else is sleeping"
(Wes writes the message and the phone beeps again)
Tommy and Jason: It did it again!
Wes: (reading) "Well wake up someone responsible"
Tommy: Write "Re-spon-what?"
(Wes writes the message and the phone beeps again)
Wes: (reading) "How did you two morons figure out how to work the phones?!"
Jason: Write "We smashed the white one".
(Wes writes the message and the phone beeps again)
Wes: (reading) "Why am I not surprised? Wake up Jen. The "mission" is soon."
Tommy: Write "Make us. Na na na na na."
(Wes writes the message and the phone beeps again)
Wes: (reading) "Screw this"
(The room phone starts to ring, waking Jen, Kat, and Emily)
Tommy and Jason: Crap the phone!
(Tommy and Jason jump back into their cots and pretend to be sleeping)
Jen: Hello?!
Alpha 6: The morons got a hold of a phone. "Mission" starts in 20 minutes.
Jen: (hanging up the phone) Dammit, who let them touch them?!
Kat: Huh?
Emily: (rubbing her eyes) What's going on?
Jen: The morons touched the phones or something. (goes over to the phones) Where are the gold and white ones?!
Kat: TOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMY!
Emily: JJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAASONNNNNNNNNN!
Tommy and Jason: (leaping out of the cots to the girls) Good morning! I'll save you!
Kat: Where are our phones?
Tommy: (looking back and forth at the broken phone and the girls) Umm, ummm.
Jason: WES DID IT!
Tommy: (pointing) YEAH! He destroyed the white phone and was gonna do the same thing to the gold one!
Jason: Thank god we woke up in time to try and stop him!
Tommy: We were just about to wake you girls up to help us when the phone rang.
Jason: He was all text messaging the Alphas pretending to be us!
Tommy: He was trying to frame us because he's not as cool as us!
Jason: YEAH!
Wes: That's not true!! They're the ones who smashed the phone and were text messaging the Alphas!!
Emily: Then why are you holding MY phone?
Wes: (dropping the phone) AH!
Jason: See! He's caught GOLD handed!
Tommy: Ha! I get it! Nice one bro!
Jason: Thanks bro.
(They body slam)
Emily: Wes, do you seriously think that we'll believe that Tommy and Jason know how to work a phone?
Kat: I had to tell Tommy how to use our communicators about a million times when we were rangers. And frankly I still don't think he knows how to use it!
Tommy: Not a clue.
Wes: But, but I didn't do anything!
Jen: This is going to cost you BIG TIME Wes! Now, (opening the blinds) EVERYBODY UP!!! We have a "mission" in 15 minutes!!
(Everyone groans and begins to get ready)
Jen: (to Wes) And you are SO DEAD later!
Wes: They made me do it!
Jen: Don't try to blame it on Tommy and Jason! Now come on everyone, MOVE IT!!!!!
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(The bros aren't the only ones texting Alpha 6 back. . .)
Alpha 6: (reading the message) Meet at the platform in thirty minutes for your first "mission". And please let me free!! Does that work?
Alpha 5: It should be let US free!
Alpha 6: Minor detail.
(the phone beeps)
Alpha 5: What's it say?
Alpha 6: Roar.
Alpha 5: Just our luck! We get responses from dumb and dumber and the lion!
Alpha 6: (writing back) Give the phone to a human.
(the phone beeps)
Alpha 5: What's it say?
Alpha 6: Roar.
Alpha 5: I don't speak lion! What the hell does it mean?
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(Meanwhile, group 2 is all asleep in the common room. . .)
Fluffy: (dancing about happily) Roar! Roar! Roar!
(The phone beeps)
Fluffy: Roar!
(Fluffy pokes the sleeping Zedd. . .who's still in his mouth. . .with the phone and hands it to him.)
Zedd: (still asleep puts the phone to his ear) Hello? Hello? ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (drops the phone)
Fluffy: (discouraged) Roar. (thinks for a minute) ROAR!!!!!!
Rito: (popping up) Fluffy says Cock-a-doodle-do!
Goldar: Good morning everyone!!
(Zedd decides not to wake up so Fluffy shakes him around in his mouth to wake him until Zedd goes flying into the closet door, freeing Zhane)
Zedd: (still half asleep) Wha? What happened? Hey I'm not in the lion's mouth anymore! Ew! I'm covered in lion slobber!!
Zhane: Alright I'm outta the closet!
Zedd: You're sounding a little gay there Zhane. You wanna wear my periwinkle?
Rito: Ed, why'd ya free poopy Zhane?
Zedd: Huh? Whatever. I need a shower.
Karone: There's no time! (picking up the phone Zedd dropped earlier) According to this we have a "mission" in 30 minutes and that was (checks her watch) 15 minutes ago.
Eric: Okay everyone, it's show time!! Let's get those awesome new colors on!! I did design them!!
Merrick: Hey! I designed them too!
Eric: Whatever ugly clothes!
Merrick: You might as well be dressed in a potato sack!
Marah: Guys stop it!
Kapri: You both look awesome!
Eric: I look awesomer!
Karone: Come on guys we have a challenge soon we need to get ready. Can't you two agree on anything?
Eric and Merrick: (thinking) WE HATE ZHANE!
Rito: Right on!!
Goldar: Here here!
Ashley: I think everyone can agree on that.
Everyone but Zhane: Yeah!
Zhane: Hey!
Rito: Way to solve the conflict Karonie!
Goldar: Come on everyone let's go to the "mission".
Eric and Merrick: Yeah! So we can vote off Zhane!!
Rito: Don't worry Ashley, you'll be safe!
Goldar: Now come on everyone let's go!
(Everyone gets into a conga line and Goldar hits the play button on his boom box. The song "Dance all Night to this DJ" Strikes up yet again and everyone congas to the "mission". Well almost everyone. . .)
Andros: Get out of the line Zhane!
Rito: Yeah poopy Zhane!
Goldar: You stand off to the side!
Zhane: Oh this is ridiculous!
Rita: I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
Zedd: No! Not again!!!
Rito: Yes! Again!!!
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(At the platform, the teams finally start to arrive. . .)
Jen: Okay when everyone gets here we can start up.
Alpha 5: Whatever.
Alpha 6: Hey here comes some people.
Group 2 minus Zhane: We're gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
Rito: Hello, hello Alphas and Jenny Jenny!
Jen: Never call me that again!
Goldar: Oooh, testy!
Rito: Alpha, why you bent over?
Alpha 5: I'm stuck.
Goldar: Well that's too bad.
Alpha 5: How about someone help me?
Rito: Nah, we're good. Thanks.
Jen: Where the hell is my group?! They're late!
(Just then group one finally arrives. Kat and Emily are of course on Tommy and Jason's backs and everyone is doubled over huffing and puffing. . .)
Jen: What the hell is wrong with you people?! You were all power rangers!
Emily: (stepping forward) Correction. (raising her hand) Not a power ranger.
Jason: You tell her Em!!
Jen: Well what's your excuse?
Jason: I think the key word is that we WERE rangers.
Tommy: Yeah we were like in the early seasons.
Jen: Well you two did forever red with Wes.
Wes: Did you see him on forever red though? (whispers to Jen) He got fat.
Jason: I did not!! (punches Wes)
Jen: Great, now he's out cold.
Jason: Em, does my butt look big?
Jen: Oh Jesus Christ! Well what are the rest of your excuses?
Zack: The Zack Man went to the peace conference and ate too many cheetos!
Aisha: Africa.
Trini: Also, peace conference.
Billy: I was the nerd. I was never in shape to begin with. They eventually pushed me out of the picture and just made me fix things. Then they made up some negative protons bullshit so fatty could be Gold Ranger. . .(looks around) MURDER!!!!!
Jason: I AM NOT FAT! (whining) Em, make um stop.
Emily: Please, he's very sensitive.
Jen: Well what about the rest of you? I thought you were a gymnast, Kim.
Kim: Quit. And as you can tell by the amount of food Rocky consumes, he was never in shape to begin with.
Rocky: Kim, gimme your purse. (digs through it) A mint yes!
Kim: That wasn't a mint. That was an asprin.
Rocky: Works for me.
Kim: See what I mean Jen.
Jen: What about you Tanya?
Tanya: Hello? Did you ever see me actually do anything when I was a ranger? I just drove around in my car zord singing to the radio.
Adam: I had a minivan.
Tanya: Once we shifted into Turbo we didn't really have to do anything.
Adam: The whole season was about that little seven year old and how he's an orphan.
Tanya: We didn't really have to be there.
Jen: Well what about you Kat?
Tommy: I can answer that! (poorly impersonating Kat) I'm Kat. I don't know how to fight. Ah! A monster! (falls) TOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYY!!
Kat: Oh shut up! You got fat too. . .like Jason!
Jason: EMMMMMMM!!!!
Jen: THIS TEAM IS USELESS!!! Most of you were on the race, how did you run then?
Trini: Well a lot of us got stuck on a ship.
Tanya: Yeah all we did then was sit around and eat.
Tommy and Jason: Too much candy.
Kat: Okay, then I won't give you candy anymore.
Tommy: We never said we didn't want more!
Jason: You're twisting our words!
Tommy: We were merely saying that we consumed a lot while on the race.
Jason: Merely?
Tommy: Word a day toilet paper does it again!
Jason: I gotta get me some of that.
Jen: Oh enough already! Let's start the "mission".
Alpha 6: Gladly. This mission is called the "Juice Bar Challenge".
Tommy: Juice! YEAH!!
Jason: BAR!!!
Tommy and Jason: CHALLENGE!!!!! Whoo hoo!!
Kim: (to Rocky) They're excited for the juice. This is why they're fat.
Rocky: Juice! Juice! Juice!
Kim: Oh forget it!
Alpha 5: To explain how this "mission" is going to go allow me to introduce special "mission leader" former juice bar worker Richie.
Richie: Hey everyone.
Emily: That moron. Hello? I replaced him! I'm the best juice bar employee ever!!
Jason: Yeah! My wife rocks the juice!
Richie: Keep dreaming Emily. Anyway, this "mission" is called "Juice Bar Challenge". One teammate runs back and forth through an obstacle course to their other teammate carrying trays of ten glasses of smoothies. The waiting teammate has to drink the smoothies. When they are finished drinking, you can go get another tray of smoothies. The first team to successfully finish ten trays of smoothies wins. Got that?
Tommy and Jason: Eh?
Richie: Here let me explain that again.
Alpha 6: Don't bother!
Alpha 5: They do that for everything!
Richie: Oh okay. Well then each team needs to decide who's drinking and who's going to carry the trays.
Jen: Um, my partner's unconscious at the moment. I need a substitute.
Richie: I'll be your partner.
Kim: That's not fair!
Zhane: Is that allowed?
Alpha 6: According to the rules it's up to the opposite group to decide if that's okay.
Goldar: Huddle up.
Rito: Not you poopy Zhane.
(group two minus Zhane gets into a huddle)
Karone: What do you think?
Eric: Jen's scary.
Merrick: Really scary.
Karone: Alright let's go around and vote. Rito?
Rito: Poopy Zhane said it's not fair so I think it is fair.
Karone: Okay. Goldar?
Goldar: I also think it is fair because Zhane does not.
Eric and Merrick: WE HATE ZHANE!
Marah and Kapri: What they said.
Ashley: I'm doomed anyway so sure.
Maya: I'll just go with the majority.
Rita: I have a headache!
Rito: It's from Zhane!
Rita: THEN HE GOES!!!
Karone: What about you Ed?
Zedd: Great, now the blond girl is calling me Ed. I'll say its fair everyone stops calling me Ed.
Everyone: Okay Zedd.
Zedd: That's more like it. It's fair.
Karone: Cool Ed!
Rito: She sure tricked you Eddy.
Karone: Andros?
Andros: I don't care.
Goldar: that's a fair.
Karone: Alright. Fluffy?
Fluffy: Growl.
Rito: Fluffy says he wants to eat Zhane.
Karone: Umm. . .I'll take that as a fair I guess.
Rito: Okay, that's everyone! Ready, BREAK!!
Cole: Hey! I didn't get to vote!
Rito: Too bad, we already said break.
Goldar: Majority rules!
Rito: Tough poopy!
Alpha 6: So what did you decide?
Karone: The group decided that since Zhane said it's not fair, that we think it is.
Zhane: Are you freakin' kidding me?
Rito: Language Zhane.
Goldar: We have little children to think of.
Alpha 5: Okay whatever. Let's get this thing started.
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Richie: Alright, each team needs to pick someone to do the course and someone to drink the smoothies. If you're drinking, please go to the table marked with your color. If you're running the course line up at the start.
(Rocky immediately runs over to the purple table)
Kim: Like I didn't see that coming or anything. I guess I'm running the course.
Emily: (glaring at Richie) Go sit Jason. I'm gonna own this "mission".
Jason: Smoothies!! Yes!
Tommy: I want smoothies too Kat!
Kat: But I don't wanna run through a course!
Tommy: Okay. Rock, paper, scissors. One, two, three, shoot!
Kat: I win! Paper covers rock.
Tommy: Okay! You get to run the course!
Kat: Huh? But I won!!
Tommy: Too bad! (Tommy runs over to the white table)
Kat: No fair!!!!
Zedd: Well dear, what would you like to do. (looks around) Where the hell did she go? (looks over sees Rita sitting in a beach chair between Marah and Kapri filing her nails) Just peachy. And I am once again doing the challenge by myself.
Kapri: Shouldn't we be doing some type of "mission" now?
Rita: Oh look at you all young and stupid. You have much to learn. I will teach you two how to be great evil villains by doing absolutely nothing.
Marah: So we're just gonna sit here.
Rita: Not sit. We lounge.
Kapri and Marah: Okay!
Zedd: Ha! Nice pick of partners, boys!
Eric: Whatever I'm awesome. I can handle running and drinking. I dunno about Merrick though.
Merrick: Shut up Eric! I'm way more awesome than you!!
Eric: Ha! Don't make me laugh.
Merrick: You are so going down!!
Ashley: I'm drinking. If you screw this up I'll vote you off my self!
Rito: Way to tell poopy Zhane!!
Goldar: So what do you wanna do?
Rito: Let's take turns! You do five and I'll do five!
Goldar: That sounds perfect! Then we can burn off the calories we drink!
Rito: And we won't end up fat like Jason.
Jason: I AM NOT FAT!!!
Goldar: Just big boned then?
Jason: This is all Wes' fault. (kick the still unconscious Wes in the head)
Karone: Alright what do you want to. . .(looks over at Andros who has plopped down on a rock near the yellow table) god dammit! So I'm running then?
Andros: I don't care what you do, but I'm gonna sit on my rock.
Karone: I worry about you sometimes.
Trini: I worry about him all the time (points over at Billy who is trying to convince Ernie to give him a fork)
Billy: I have a nice shiny spoon right here. I'll trade it to you for an old fork or something.
Ernie: I've been advised not to give you anything sharp. Please just let me make the drinks.
Billy: DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trini: Billy! I'll give you a fork if you run the course!
Billy: The course it is then!!! I will MURDER the other runners!!
Trini: Whatever, I just want some smoothies.
Cole: I'll run Maya!
Maya: Really?
Cole: I'm gonna swing around on the vines above the course.
Alpha 5: That's not allowed!!
Cole: You never said that in the rules!!
Alpha 6: What do we have to spell everything out for you?
Everyone: Yup!
Alpha 5: MTV never had these types of problems.
Alpha 6: MTV didn't have these morons either.
Tanya: I don't feel like running. You're up frog boy.
Aisha: What she said, but replace the frog boy with a Zack Man.
Adam: Aww man.
Zack: The Zack Man thinks those cheetos are going to come back to haunt him.
Richie: I should run, I'm experienced. (glaring at Emily)
Jen: If you screw this up, you'll end up like him. (points to Wes)
Richie: Don't worry, it's in the bag. Emily's got nothing on me.
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Alpha 5: Okay everyone take your marks.
Alpha 6: GO!!!
(The runners take off towards Ernie for the first tray of smoothies. Emily and Richie get there first and take off towards the course. The course is made up of a tire run, followed by a rope swing, and a swirly slide.)
Alpha 6: (giving the play by play) Okay it looks like Emily and Richie are neck and neck approaching the tire run.
Emily: You're going down juice boy!
Richie: Oh yeah watch this! (Richie puts the tray on his head as he runs through the tires)
Emily: Armature. (Emily puts the tray on her head, turns around and runs backwards through the tires)
Jason: Whoo hoo look at Emily go!!!
Tommy: Kat come on run!
Kat: I don't wanna. My tray's too heavy.
Tommy: Just walk around the course or something.
Kat: Fine, fine.
Alpha 6: You can't do that!
(Kat glares at him)
Alpha 6: Nevermind. Okay right behind Richie and Emily is Lord Zedd and Kimberly. Poor Zedd has to do everything by himself. And Rocky looks so hungry that he's about to run the course himself to get to the smoothies.
Rocky: HURRY UP!!!! I'm starving.
Kim: Hold your horses. I'm going as fast as I can.
Rocky: Go faster!!!!
(Emily and Richie finally get to their tables followed by Zedd, Kimberly, Rito, Karone, Eric and Merrick (who are dead even), Trini, Cole (swinging from above), Adam, Zack, and Zhane. Kat has just stopped all together and is sitting by the start line.)
Tommy: KAT!!!! I want smoothies!!
Kat: It's too hard!
Jason: Whoo hoo!! SMOOTHIES!!! So good!
Tommy: Kat!!!
Jason: Yummy in my tummy!
Kim: Here.
Rocky: Finally! (takes all ten cups and downs then all at once with out spilling a drop) MORE!
Kim: How the hell did you do that?!
Rocky: Skill. Now go!!!
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(Seven laps later, Wes starts to wake up. . .)
Wes: What's going on?
Alpha 6: (blows a whistle) EVERYBODY STOP! Stop right now. Stop drinking, stop running, just STOP!
(Everybody freezes)
Alpha 6: Wes is awake so he is able to compete. Richie out. Wes in.
Jen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Wes: You started the challenge with out me?
Alpha 5: Get over it. Now go to where Richie is and take his tray.
(Wes goes over to right in front of the finish line and takes the tray from Richie.)
Alpha 6: Okay, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Wes trips over absolutely nothing and spills the cups)
Jen: Dammit!!!!
Alpha 6: You have to go back and get a new tray.
Jen: Now Emily's in the lead! Look what you caused.
Wes: I didn't stretch. Sorry.
Jason: Haha! We are in the lead!!!!!
Jen: Oh god.
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(At this point Emily is on her final lap. To help "motivate" her Jason has whipped out a boom box and the oh so familiar tune of "Go Gold Ranger" starts to blare. . .)
Jason: Come on Em! Dun dun, dun dun.
Goooooooooooooooo Em-i-lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Quick as lightning, strong as steel
Watch out racers, she's for real!
You know when there's drinks to serve
It's EMILY!!!!
(As Jason continues to sing about Emily, Zack and Wes have put down their trays and started to dance.)
Zack: The Zack Man is feelin' the groove.
Jen: Oh hell.
(Jen runs over to Wes and carries him over to the chair, goes back and carries the tray herself.)
Jen: Drink dammit! And stop dancing!!!
Wes: Dun, dun! Dun, dun!!
Jason: GO EMILY!!!!!
Emily: I'm here, I'm here. Stop singing and drink!
(Jason chugs the drinks)
Jason: DONE!!! More!
Emily: We're all done. No more. We won!
Jason: Yes!!! But I'm still thirsty. Gimme Tommy's.
Tommy: (sadly) I'm ten laps behind. I think I'm gonna lose bro.
Emily: Not if I can help it!
(Emily races back to the start line and picks up all ten of Tommy's trays)
Emily: Come on Kat follow me.
Kat: It's too hard. I don't wanna.
Emily: Oh Jesus.
(Emily stacks all the trays in one hand and drags Kat through the course with the other)
Emily: Here Tommy drink.
Tommy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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(When everyone finally finished they gathered over to the Alphas to find out the points)
Alpha 5: Okay great job. . .I'm lying. . .well you all finished.
Alpha 6: As we already know Emily and Jason were the first team to finish so that means they win this brand new smoothie maker!
Jason: Smoothies!!! YES!!!!
Emily: In your face Richie!!!!
Jason: Now I can have smoothies everyday!
Wes: I really don't think you need to. You should be watching your weight.
Jason: SHUT UP! (Jason punches Wes) Take that!!
Alpha 5: Great. Now this board over here shows the points scored. The top three teams from each group will be in the inner circles. Let's take a look at the board.
Alpha 6: Well someone is gonna have to pull the curtain for us. We can't reach since we're STUCK!
Fluffy: Growl.
(Fluffy pulls the curtain down)
Rito: Fluffy says he wants be the Vanna White of the Challenge Extreme.
Alpha 5: Whatever.
Alpha 6: Okay the points range from 14 to 1. First place, Emily and Jason get 14 and last place gets 1.
Group 1-------------------Score************Group 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------14 *********** (1) Zedd and Rita ----------13
(2) Rocky and Kim ---------10 *********** (2) Eric and Kapri ----------12
(3) Wes and Jen -------------9 *********** (3) Merrick and Marah ----12
(4) Billy and Trini -------------6 ***********(4) Rito and Goldar ---------- 8
(5) Tommy and Kat ----------5 ***********(5) Andros and Karone -----7
(6) Adam and Tanya ---------3 ********** (6) Cole and Maya ----------4
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------2 ********** (7) Zhane and Ashley ------1
Alpha 5: So those are the score. Meaning that the inner circle for group one is Jason and Emily, Kim and Rocky, and Jen and Wes.
Alpha 6: And the inner circle for group two is Zedd and Rita, Eric and Kapri, and Merrick and Marah.
Merrick: Why is Eric's name first?! We have the same points!!!
Eric: Cuz I'm better!!!
Alpha 5: No, you guys tied so we just did it alphabetically.
Eric: Hahaha E for Eric!!!!
Alpha 6: The inner circles have one hour to deliberate who they want to send home.
Zedd: Okay let's go ladies.
Kapri: Nah.
Zedd: But we have to deliberate.
Marah: That's okay. We're just gonna lounge here.
Rita: Move it metal head! You're blocking my sun!
Zedd: Why do I even bother? Let's go boys.
Eric and Merrick: (marching behind Zedd) WE HATE ZHANE! WE HATE ZHANE!!
Zedd: Sounds good. Zhane's gone. Alphas we're done.
Eric and Merrick: YES!!!!!
Alpha 5: Okay well we still have to wait for group one.
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(Group one is sitting on Angel Grove Dock discussing their decision. . .)
Jason: Me and Emily are the champions my friends!!! And we'll keep on fighting till the end!!!!
Jen: Oh shut up! We're supposed to be figuring out who to kick off.
Jason: We are the champions! We are the champions! No time for losers (points to Wes) cuz we are the champions! OF THE WORLD!!!!!
Kim: No offense to you Emily but I hope you guys never win again.
Emily: Deep down I hope we don't either.
Jen: FOCUS people!!!! Everyone think of a team to kick off and a reason. Who ever has the best reason will go.
(everyone thinks)
Jen: Okay let's go around. Kim?
Kim: I think we should vote off Kat and Tommy because. . .
Jason and Emily: NOOOO!!!!!
Jason: Not my bro.
Emily: Kat keeps me sane.
Jen: DENIED!!!
Rocky: But she didn't even do the "mission"
Jen: I said DENIED!! Screw deliberating. I'm picking who goes. See you in an hour.
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(One hour later. . .)
Alpha 5: Okay time to see who is leaving the Challenge. Would the group one's inner circle please step up.
Alpha 6: Would our winners Emily and Jason like to speak for the group.
Jason: Can't.
Emily: We don't know who's leaving.
Jen: I'm talking! This is how it's going down. The Zack Man is getting kicked off because if I hear the Zack Man talk in third person again I'm going to snap the Zack Man in half.
Zack: The Zack Man got screwed over!
Jen: That's it!
(Jen chases Zack down the beach)
Aisha: Peace out yo.
Alpha 6: Okay group two's inner circle please step up.
Zedd: Well the girls feel that they don't need to participate in anything so it's just me and the boys. It's probably better that way anyways.
Eric and Merrick: WE HATE ZHANE!!
Zedd: Oh that means we're voting off Zhane and that girl. I didn't catch everyone's name yet.
Rito: (running up to where Zedd is) But don't worry Ashley. You're still gonna be here. Goldie and I have three choices for you.
Goldar: You can A-be an Eddy Cheerleader.
Rito: B-be Fluffy's new translator.
Ashley: What's option C?
Rito and Goldar: All of the above!!!
Ashley: I like the sound of that!!! I pick C!
Rito and Goldar: Yay!!!
Zedd: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ashley: But I don't speak lion.
Rito: Don't worry, I'll teach ya. It's all in the wrist.
(Just then Fluffy snuck over to where Zhane was standing and flicked him into some palm trees)
Fluffy: Growl!
Rito: Go ahead Ashley try.
Ashley: Ummm. . .Fluffy said Ding dong the Zhane is gone!
Rito: You're a natural!!!!
Alpha 5: Okay that's it for now everyone.
Alpha 6: We'll text you about the next mission.
Alpha 5: Please do not write back.
Alpha 6: And make sure a human gets the phone!
Alpha 5: Oh Kat, here's a new phone.
Tommy: Let's keep it far far away from phone breaker Wes.
Jason: Yeah phone breaker!!
Wes: But I didn't do it!
Jen: (coming back from chasing Zack who is nowhere to be seen) That reminds me. You owe me laps. Go go GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wes: AHHH!!!
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(Over at the palm trees. . .)
Zack: The Zack man is hanging by his undies. The Zack man needs a little help.
Leo: Don't bother. I've been stuck here for weeks. Hey here comes someone!
(Just then an unconscious Zhane lands on a branch also hanging by his undies.)
Leo: Nevermind.
(End show.)