Power Rangers Challenge Extreme
Ep. 3 - Say What? Rangeroke
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Day 3 of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Alpha 6: (looks over) There's no need to exclaim. Yesterday our contestants took part in the Juice Bar Challenge.
Alpha 5: Emily and Jason pulled out a victory for team one earning them a new smoothie maker.
Alpha 6: Although rumor has it Jason doesn't need to be drinking lots of smoothies if ya know what I mean.
Alpha 5: And if you don't, he's saying Jason's fat.
Alpha 6: Basically. Okay let's check out the scores from yesterday.
Group 1-------------------Score************Group 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------14 *********** (1) Zedd and Rita ----------13
(2) Rocky and Kim ---------10 *********** (2) Eric and Kapri ----------12
(3) Wes and Jen -------------9 *********** (3) Merrick and Marah ----12
(4) Billy and Trini -------------6 ***********(4) Rito and Goldar ---------- 8
(5) Tommy and Kat ----------5 ***********(5) Andros and Karone -----7
(6) Adam and Tanya ---------3 ********** (6) Cole and Maya ----------4
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------X ********** (7) Zhane and Ashley ------X
Alpha 5: After the "mission" came the elimination of Zack and Aisha and Zhane and Ashley.
Alpha 6: But Ashley has chosen to join the rest of the idiots and became an "Ed Cheerleader".
Alpha 5: Now we're. . .we'll Alpha 6 is going to text the contestants about the next "mission". See I can't because I'm as you all know stuck bent over.
Alpha 6: (texting) Time for another "mission". Meet at the platform in 30 minutes. Oh and save your voices.
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(In Kat and Emily's room. . .)
Emily: We're going to breakfast. Do you guys wanna come?
Jason: Nah. I'm watching my weight.
Tommy: Still full from having to down 100 smoothies in a row.
Kat: Okay, we'll be right back. Don't touch anything.
Tommy: We won't.
Jason: We're not Wes.
Emily: Alright see yas.
(Kat and Emily leave for breakfast)
Jason: Finally!!
Tommy: I thought they would never leave!
(Tommy and Jason hop on the beds and start jumping)
Tommy: Wheee!!!
Jason: Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy!!
(Just then the phones beep)
Tommy and Jason: It beeped!! YES!
(Tommy and Jason bounce and collide into each other for a body slam and run over to the phones)
Jason: Now let's try not to play music this time bro.
Tommy: I didn't do it on purpose!
Jason: Well you didn't have to throw it!
Tommy: I panicked bro!
Jason: Well don't throw it this time. Wes isn't here to blame.
Tommy: Maybe we just shouldn't touch it this time.
Jason: NO! This is NOT an option. I watched Wes last time. I think I got the hang of it. Just do what I do.
(Jason starts hitting random buttons once again)
Tommy: Random buttons it is!
(Tommy starts hitting buttons and ends up in the games section)
Tommy: I found games!!!!
Jason: YES! Okay I think I'm in the right place so let's write back and get to those games.
Tommy: (reading) Time for another "mission". Meet at the platform in 30 minutes. Oh and save your voices.
Jason: (texting) Save them from what?
(The phone beeps with Alpha 6's response)
Tommy: (reading) I said no more texting.
Jason: (texting) Are our voices under attack?
Tommy: (reading) What the hell do you mean??
Jason: (texting) You said to save our voices, we just wanted to know if there is some type of voice stealing monster attacking the city.
Tommy: (reading) I hate you two!!!!
Jason: Bro, he seems mad.
Tommy: I wonder why bro?
Jason: No idea.
Tommy: Oh well, lets get back to jumping!
Jason: Good idea bro.
Kat and Emily: We're back. . . what the hell are you two doing? And why are the phones moved?
Tommy: Eh?
Jason: Wes must have learned magic to try to get us in trouble.
Kat: I think we have a "mission".
Emily: Why do you say that?
Kat: Because here comes Jen.
Jen: (marching up and down the hall way) DOWN STAIRS IN 20 MINUTES PEOPLE. IF YOU'RE LATE, YOU'LL BE RUNNING LAPS LATER ON!
Wes: It said to save your voice Jen.
Jen: 19 MINUTES!!!!!!!
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(Back over at the platform)
Alpha 6: I'm going to kill those two!
Alpha 5: Who?
Alpha 6: (ignoring Alpha 5) I said no more texting!! And what do they do? TEXT ME!
Alpha 5: Who?
Alpha 6: (ignoring Alpha 5) And why the hell would the girls leave them with the phones?!
Alpha 5: Oh, okay.
(The phone beeps)
Alpha 6: Great, another message. (looks at the phone) Aww sh*t.
Alpha 5: What? What's it say?
Alpha 6: (irritated) Roar.
Alpha 5: I'm not surprised.
Alpha 6: (texting) Get Ashley.
(The phone beeps)
Alpha 5: Should I even ask?
Alpha 6: No. It says roar again.
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(Over at group two. . .)
Fluffy: Roar! Roar, roar roar! Roar!
Ashley: Huh? What?
Fluffy: (handing her the phone) Roar!
Ashley: What am I supposed to do with this?
Fluffy: Growl.
Ashley: Yes you have to spell it out for me! I'm new at this.
Fluffy: R-O-A-R! Rah-or! Roar!!!
Ashley: Oh. You want me to read the message on the phone.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Don't get smart with me Fluffy. Now let's see. . .CRAP! We need to get everyone moving! Rito! Goldar! Get up!
Rito: (still sleeping) I would like to buy a vowel!
Ashley: This is useless! Fluffy, what should we do?
Fluffy: (putting his paw up like talk to the hand) Roar.
Ashley: We don't have time for this!
Fluffy: (mocking tone) Roar.
Ashley: Don't make fun of me!
Fluffy: (mocking tone) Roar.
Ashley: Stop repeating me! I'm gonna wake Ed.
Fluffy: (laughing) Roar!
Ashley: This isn't funny!
Fluffy: (rolling on the ground laughing) Roar! Roar! Rah-or! Roar!
Ashley: I'll na na na na na you! Now come on we need to get everyone up!
Fluffy: Yawn.
Ashley: If you don't cut it out I'm gonna give you back to Cole!
Fluffy: (scared) Roar!
Ashley: Then wake everyone up!
Fluffy: RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!
Rito: Good morning sunshine!!
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: She said she was gonna give you to Cole?! Ashley tsk tsk tsk. You must have patience with Fluffy. He's very sensitive.
Ashley: Sorry. It's just the "mission" is in (checks her watch) 10 minutes!
Goldar: Ten minutes?! EVERYONE UP!!!
Zedd: No! (pulls covers over his head and rolls over)
Rito: Come on Ed! Time for fun fun fun!!
Zedd: I wanna sleep! ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Goldar: What to do?
Rito: Fluffy, please put Ed in your mouth again.
Zedd: NO! I'm up! I'm up!!
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(Down at the platform. . .)
Jen: Where are those idiots? They've got one minute!!
Rito: Never fear!
Goldar: Group two is here!!
Jen: I wasn't talking about you idiots. I'm talking about the other idiots!!
Eric and Merrick: We're here too!
Jen: Forget it! (looks at her watch) 30 seconds. . .20. . .10. . .
(Group one comes running towards the platform. Kat and Emily are of course on Tommy and Jason's back.)
Jen: You made it on time. I'm surprised! Wait. . .where's Wes?
Wes: Coming!!!
Jen: You're late!!! More laps for you!!!
Wes: Aww but I lost my sneakers.
Jen: (looking at Wes' feet) They're on your feet.
Wes: (proudly) I found um!
Jen: Whatever. Forget it. Let's just get this started.
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Alpha 5: This "mission" is called Say What? Rangeroke. This is a karaoke game. That means you're singing.
Zedd: Just peachy.
Alpha 6: There will be three rounds. In the first round, the theme of the songs is "Toon Tunes". (looks at Tommy and Jason) That means songs from Cartoons.
Tommy and Jason: Ahh.
Alpha 5: See I have this hat. Inside the hat are themes from cartoons. Whatever theme you pick, you have to perform. Originality is urged.
Tommy: What?
Jason: Origin-huh?
Alpha 6: Word a day toilet paper not get to originality yet boys? What we're saying is you're allowed to change the words around to suit who you are or whatever.
Alpha 5: Judges will give you scores based on Originality, Style, and Overall Performance.
Alpha 6: The top five teams will advance to the next round. That's all you need to know for now. We'll explain the rest when we get there.
Alpha 5: Now everyone please pick a piece of paper and find out what theme you got.
(One by one everyone picks a paper)
Zedd: Popeye?! What the hell is a popeye?!
Tommy: He's a sailor man!
Jason: Who lives in a garbage can!
Tommy: Don't you watch TV?
Zedd: No. The wife always has her soaps on.
Jason: As a kid?
Zedd: My mom always had her soaps on.
Tommy: Sucks bro.
Jason: Totally bro.
Zedd: Whatever.
Alpha 6: Okay you all have 30 minutes to learn your songs, get an outfit together, or whatever.
Alpha 5: Meet back here in a half hour.
Tommy: But I thought you said 30 minutes?
Jason: Which one is it? 30 minutes or a half an hour?
Alpha 6: They're the same thing!!!
Tommy: I don't think so bro.
Jason: Yeah you can't trick us!
Alpha 5: Forget it, just go!
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(30 minutes later everyone is back at the platform. Next to it a stage area has been set up. . .)
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Say What? Rangeroke.
Alpha 6: Let's meet our judges. For originality we have Ashley!
Alpha 5: For style we have Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar!
Alpha 6: And for overall performance we have. . .(looks at the empty) Umm. Where's the other judge?
Alpha 5: Who was it supposed to be?
Alpha 6: I dunno Ashley said that Fluffy said he knew a guy.
Alpha 5: And you believed the lion?!
Alpha 6: That was a mistake right?
Alpha 5: Does anyone know a judge we can get like now?
Marah: I do!!
Kapri: I do too!!
Marah: We just need to make a quick call.
(Kapri dials her cell phone)
Lothor: Hello?
Marah and Kapri: Hi Uncle!!!
Lothor: What do you two want?! I sent you down to earth to get you out of my hair.
Marah: Are you doing anything important right now?
Lothor: I'm trying to run an evil empire!
Kapri: So you're free then?
Lothor: Free for what?!
Marah: Great!! We'll get someone to beam ya down!
Lothor: Huh?
(Lothor materializes in the last judge's seat)
Marah and Kapri: Hi Uncle!!!!
Lothor: Where am I?
Zedd: Welcome to my living hell!
Marah and Kapri: The Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Lothor: Power Rangers?! I hate the power rangers! What are you two doing on a challenge with power rangers?
Marah: Lounging?
Merrick: She's my partner! I'm Merrick. We're Team MM.
Eric: And Kapri's my partner! We're team EK!
Merrick: See I can rhyme better then Eric so I needed a new partner and I found Marah on the beach so she's my partner.
Eric: WRONG! Merrick can't rhyme so I needed a new partner and I found Kapri on the beach so she's my partner!
Lothor: What are you two talking about?!
Alpha 5: We don't have time for them two to try and make any less sense.
Alpha 6: All we need you to do is judge the singers on their overall performance. Can you do that?
Lothor: No.
Marah: But uncle!!
Kapri: Plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeasssssssssssssssssse!!!
Lothor: Fine, whatever. Just stop whining.
Marah and Kapri: Yay!
Alpha 6: Okay let's get this thing started.
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Alpha 5: Our first team is Billy and Trini performing to the theme of "Freakazoid".
(Trini and Billy come out on stage as the tune strikes up Billy. . .dressed in only his boxers. . .is just twitching and pointing his spoon at everyone as Trini sings)
Trini: Super dude extraordinaire.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Guess who has another spoon
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
He aint getting a fork anytime soon
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Froid
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Check out Billy Cranston
Went crazy on the race
When going to Triforia
He got us lost in outer space
He took us in a black hole
Where we spend many days
He drives everyone crazy
Cuz he's a lunatic
Billy: MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!
Trini: Now he's looking for a fork
Freakazoid! Freakaz!
Jason: (popping outta nowhere) I just think that he's a dork.
Trini: Freakazoid! Chimpanzee.
Rides around wishing pain
Freakazoid! Freakazoo!
He's really gone insane
Freakame! Freakayou!
He's here to kill the nation
So tune in to this station
If not we'll be unemployed.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
FREAKAZOID!
Alpha 6: Thank you. Now let's go to the judges. Ashley?
Ashley: Glad I'm not the style judge. I liked how you changed the song to be about how Billy's insane. I'm gonna give you a 9!
Alpha 6: Now for style. Fluffy?
Fluffy: Roar. Roar. Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy says I don't like your outfit but you get an 8 anyway.
Alpha 6: Okay and Lothor?
Lothor: What the hell kinda show is this? Whatever. I'll give you a 10 if you never go near me again.
Trini: Deal.
Lothor: 10 it is then!
Alpha 5: Okay that gives Trini and Billy a score of 27.
Alpha 6: Our next team is Lord Zedd and. . .
Zedd: Now you know it's just gonna be me and I don't want to go out there.
Alpha 5: You have to.
Zedd: No! I want to disqualify myself.
Alpha 6: You can't do that.
Zedd: You don't have to wear what I have to wear I'm not going out there!
Alpha 6: Billy was in underwear now suck it up. Next is Lord Zedd. Singing the theme to "Popeye the Sailor Man".
(The music starts to play and Zedd takes the stage. . .dressed as a sailor. Rita is lounging as usual.)
Zedd: See this is worse. Much worse. Rita, Rita come sing!
Rita: No! I have a headache! Get away!
Zedd: Why? Why won't you get on the stage?
Rita: Cuz I like to see you miserable.
Zedd: (shudders) Blow me down? Did the track just say blow me down? This song is so messed up.
Oh I'm Lord Zedd the evil man
Tommy: Hug gug gug gug gug gug
Zedd: Huh? I'm on a show with two garbage cans
What the hell is a yam? I don't like to eat yams.
I'm Lord Zedd the evil man.
That's all I feel like singing.
Alpha 5: Oooooooookay. Let's go to the judges.
Ashley: I like how you included your wife who never wants to do anything. I'll give you a 7.
Zedd: Whatever.
Fluffy: Roar! (holds up a 10)
Zedd: Super.
Lothor: I feel your pain. 10!
Alpha 6: That gives you a 27 too!
Zedd: I got a pity 10. I would have rather had a 2 so I could stop singing!!
Alpha 5: Next up is Rito and Goldar singing the "Captain Planet" theme.
(Rito and Goldar take the stage dressed in their Ed Cheerleading outfits. . .pom poms and all. Ashley and Fluffy run over, also in cheerleading outfits as the music starts.)
Rito: (cheerleading jump) Rito!
Goldar: (twirl) Goldar!
Ashley: (cartwheel) Ashley!
Fluffy: Roar!
Ashley and Rito: He said Fluffy!
All: Go Eddy!
Rito: By our dance moves combined we are the Ed Cheerleaders!
Zedd: Oh hell.
Rito: Captain Eddy
Goldar: He's our hero
Rito: Gonna win this challenge
Goldar: He's no zero!!
Rito: He's got the power
Goldar: Magnified
Rito: And he's fighting on
Goldar: Group two's side!
Rito: Captain Eddy
Goldar: He's our hero
Rito: Gonna win this challenge
Goldar: He's no zero!!
Rito: We're gonna help him
Goldar: Win it all
Rito: Then Rita's gonna
Goldar: Spend the money at the mall
Fluffy: Roar!!!
Zedd: I hate my life!
Rito, Goldar, and Ashley: We're the Ed Cheerleaders
You can be one too
Cuz cheering for Eddy
Is the thing to do
Being in group one
Is not the way
Hear what Captain Eddy
Has to say.
Zedd: I want to die!
Rito: He means the power is yours!
Alpha 6: Jen says have a singing show. It'll be fun. Ugh. Let's go to the judges.
Kim: That's not fair two of the judges were in the number!
Alpha 5: Eh. I'll allow it.
Ashley: I personally loved the song! Very very original! 10!!
Fluffy: Roar!!
Ashley: Fluffy says 10!!!
Lothor: Well let's see (closes his eyes and picks a card) 6.
Alpha 5: That gives you a score of 26. Next up we have Team EK singing the "Care Bears" theme.
(Eric and Kapri take the stage dressed as care bears. Eric is Cheer Bear and Kapri is Love a Lot Bear.)
Alpha 6: Why are you in pink Eric?
Eric: Closest thing to red.
Kapri: Team EK Countdown 4, 3, 2, 1
Eric: Who's that rhyming and wearing the awesome color red
If we were in silver we would want to be dead
Just when you think that trouble's gonna pounce
The best 6th ranger will be there when it really counts
Kapri: It's the Team EK Countdown
Eric: That's with an E and a K
Kapri: That's with an E and a K
Both: Just do that Team EK countdown
Eric: Just when you need us we'll be there
Kapri: Just when you'll need us we'll be there
Eric: Don't be afraid when Merrick's messing up the rhymes
Cuz I'll be there just in time!
Both: And do that Team EK countdown
Kapri: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Merrick: I DON'T MESS UP THE RHYMES!!!
Eric: The song speaks the truth.
Alpha 5: Let's go to the judges.
Ashley: I know! A six for sixth ranger!
Eric: YES! Take that Merrick!
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy says ditto.
Eric: HA! That's two sixes Merrick. And how many do you have? NONE!!!
Lothor: I take it you want a six?
Eric: YES!!!
Lothor: Will you get out of the fruity costume if I give you a six?
Eric: YES!!!
Lothor: Then it's a SIX!!!!
Eric: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! BEAT THAT MERRICK!!!
Alpha 6: That gives you an 18. Well we might as well do Merrick and Marah next. They're singing the theme to "Gummy Bears".
Lothor: More bears?
Merrick: Oh yeah! And our bears are WAY better.
(Merrick and Marah take the stage dressed as. . .you guessed it gummy bears)
Merrick: Dashing and daring! Courageous and caring!
Marah: Faithful and friendly with rhymes to share
Merrick: All through the challenge we sing out in chorus
Marah: Marching along as our song fills the air
Merrick: Team MM rhyming here and there and everywhere
Marah: Our outfits are beyond compare
Both: We are team MM
Merrick: Magic and mystery are part of our history
Marah: Along with the secret of wearing silver
Merrick: Our legend is growing we take pride in knowing
Marah: That we are way better that Eric and Kapri!
Merrick: Team MM rhyming here and there and everywhere
Marah: Our outfits are beyond compare
Both: We are team MM
WE ARE TEAM MM!!
Alpha 6: Judges?
Ashley: Six!
Merrick: Take that Eric!!
Fluffy: Roar. (holds up a six)
Merrick: Oh yeah!!
Lothor: I'll go with the consensus. Six.
Tommy: (coming out of the bathroom) I know that word! I JUST used it! It means to go with the rest of the group. Word a day toilet paper does it again!
Kat: That is so gross.
Tommy: And educational.
Merrick: That's three sixes Eric. And my three are way better than your three!
Alpha 5: I don't understand how sixes can be better than other sixes but I don't understand a lot of things when it comes to these people. That gives Merrick and Marah an 18 as well. Next up we have Kat and toilet boy. They're singing to the theme of "Hong Kong Phooey".
(Tommy and Kat take the stage dressed in karate gis.)
Kat: Who is this super hero? Zedd? No. Wes, the chair knocker over? No. Tommy the candy loving power ranger?
Tommy: Could be!
Hong Kong Tommy
Number one super guy!
Hong Kong Tommy
Quicker than the human eye
I got style!
A groovy smile
And I'm never gonna stop!
If someone makes Kat cry
I'll kill the guy
With my super karate chop!
Ziet Ya!
Hong Kong Tommy
Number one super guy!
Hong Kong Tommy
Quicker than the human eye
Ya! Ziet ya! Ya ya ya! Ziet ziet ya! Bow wow wow!
Hong Kong Tommy!
Banriffic!
Wes: I am not a chair knocker over!!
Tommy: Yeah you are!!
Wes: I thought we were bros!
Tommy: Only when it's helpful to Jason and me.
Alpha 6: Judges?
Ashley: I'll give you an 8.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy is also giving you an 8.
Lothor: (laughing) I am amused. Is banriffic a word? Someone look that up for me. No matter I liked it. 10!
Tommy: SCORE!
Alpha 6: That gives you a 26. Next up we have Jason and Emily singing the theme of "Darkwing Duck".
(Jason and Emily take the stage. Jason is in his Gold Ranger outfit minus the helmet and Emily's just basically covered in gold from head to toe in the most gaudy gold outfit ever created.)
Jason: Gold Ranger of mystery
Champion of right
The color gold is awesome
Gold Ranger wins all fights
Somewhere some villain schemes
But his number's up
Emily: 3, 2, 1
Gold Ranger!
When there's trouble you can call gold ranger
Gold Ranger!
Jason: Let's get dangerous
Emily: Gold Ranger!
Gold! Gold! Ranger!
Jason: The Treys had the powers first
But then they gave um to me!
That's my wife named Emily
Her outfit's out of sight!
Nobody else gets to wear gold
You guys are out of luck
Cuz here comes
Emily: Gold Ranger!
When there's trouble you can call Gold Ranger
Gold Ranger!
Jason: Let's get dangerous
Emily: Gold Ranger
Better watch out you bad boys
Both: GOLD RANGER!
Jason: Em, that song ruled!
Emily: Not as much as this outfit does!
Jason: You like the gold?
Emily: The gold rules!
Jason: MY WIFE IS AWESOME!!!!
Emily: Yeah I am!
Kat: Em? Are you okay?
Alpha 6: I think she's losing it. Judges?
Ashley: I'll give yas an 8.
Fluffy: Roar!
Ashley: Fluffy says he loves the gold and you so get a ten for style.
Jason: OH YEAH! Bro, I gotta ten!
Tommy: Awesome bro!
Emily: Gold rules!
(Jason and Emily high five)
Kat: Em, seriously. . .Are you okay?
Emily: What?
Lothor: I'll give you an 8 so you can tie with your "bro" is it?
Alpha 5: That gives you a 26.
Jason: Whoo hoo!
Emily: Alright!
Alpha 5: Is she seriously okay? Maybe she ate some bad food or something. Oh well. Next up is Cole and Maya singing to "Tale Spin".
Alpha 6: Jungle Fever? Come up on stage!
Cole: No!
Maya: Just start the music!
Alpha 5: Do I want to know?
(The music starts up and Cole and Maya come swinging in on vines)
Maya: Ha ha ha ha! Swing it!
Cole: (like a monkey) Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Maya: Let's begin it!
Cole: (like a monkey) Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Maya: Bear and grin it!
Cole: (like a monkey) Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Maya: Swing it!
Cole: (like a monkey) Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Oh wee aye
Maya: Jungle!
Cole: Oh wee oh
Maya: Fever!
Friends for life through thick and thin we're Jungle Fever!
Cole: Oh wee aye
Maya: Jungle!
Cole: Oh wee oh
Maya: Fever!
Look at us swing and sing we're Jungle Fever!
Alpha 6: Okay. Let's go to the judges?
Ashley: I liked it a lot! Ten!
Fluffy: Growl!
Ashley: I don't care that you don't like Cole. I have to judge fair.
Fluffy: Grr.
Ashley: Yes you have to judge fairly too!
Fluffy: (rolls his eyes and holds up a 5) Roar.
Ashley: I don't think that's fair. Their outfits are all jungle like and totally go with the song.
Fluffy: Roar. (flips Ashley off)
Ashley: FLUFFY!
(Fluffy farts)
Ashley: Ew!
(A thud is heard and Lothor passes out from the smell as a 10 falls to the ground)
Alpha 5: I guess they get a ten then?
Alpha 6: I guess so. That gives them a 25. Next up we have Tanya and Adam singing "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
Tanya: Correction. Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam.
Adam: Why is it Ninja Adam?
Tanya: Go with it Frog boy.
Adam: We really should have rehearsed.
Tanya: Just read your lines.
(They go up on stage)
Tanya: Man that lion must have ate something nasty! God it smells.
(The music starts)
Tanya: Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Adam is a frog boy!
Froggy Power!
He's the world's most fiercest fighting teen
He wishes he wasn't a frog cuz they're green
When the evil Zedd attacks
Adam just hops over to fight back!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Zordon taught him to be a ninja teen
Then he changed his color from black to green
He's not cool it's true
He wishes he was a party dude
Adam: (looking at his card) Party?
Tanya: Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Adam is a frog boy!
Froggy power!
Adam: Party? I got one line and it was party?
Tanya: And you didn't even deliver it well!
Alpha 5: Judges?
Ashley: I was liking it till that poorly delivered party line. I'll give ya a 6.
Tanya: Way to blow it froggy.
Fluffy: Roar. (holds up an 8)
Ashley: You gave Cole and Maya a 5 who had costumes on. And you gave them an 8. All they have on is green which is their color!
Fluffy: (shrugs) Roar.
Lothor: (waking up) What? What happened?
Alpha 6: We need your score.
Lothor: Uhh great. 6?
Alpha 5: You didn't see it did you?
Lothor: Nope.
Alpha 6: That gives you a score of 20. Next up we have Andros and Karone doing the theme of "Bananas in Pajamas"
(Andros come on the stage. Andros is dressed in a giant banana suit)
Andros: (very unhappy)
Andros the banana is coming down the stairs
Andros the banana is coming down the stairs
Andros the banana is gonna kill Karone
She made me dress like this and come out all alone
(Karone comes out on stage and starts to tap dance. Karone is wearing a pair of pjs with bananas on them.)
Andros: You get to wear that and I have to wear a banana suit?!
Karone: It was in my new wardrobe. Plus you look uhh great!
Andros: I look ridiculous!
Karone: Ridiculously great! Andros in a bikini is coming down the stairs
Andros: What?! No no no! I am not wearing a bikini! That was not part of the deal!
Karone: Andros in a bikini is coming down the stairs
Andros: NO I'm not!
(Karone unzips Andros' costume revealing a bikini)
Andros: OH HELL!
Karone: Andros in a bikini is
Andros: GONNA KILL KARONE!
Karone: I'm gonna go now before he breaks my bones!
(Karone runs off the stage and Andros grabs his banana suit and runs after her)
Alpha 6: That was. . .weird. Judges?
Ashley: That was scary. 7?
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy said Andros looked very unattractive in the bikini and is giving them a 6.
Lothor: Ha haa ha! Priceless! Just priceless! Ten!!
Alpha 5: That gives Andros and Karone a 23 although I don't think they really care.
Andros: You are so dead Karone!
Karone: (Hiding behind Rito and Goldar) Help! He's gonna kill me!
Goldar: Now, now rock boy! Just calm down, drop the weapon, and leave the lady alone.
Billy: Give me back my spoon! (takes his spoon off Andros) DEATH!
Karone: You were going to use his spoon?!
Andros: First think I could find.
Rito: No killing Karonie!
Goldar: How about you go take a seat. Well uhh get changed first.
Andros: Crap! I'm still in the bikini! (runs off)
Alpha 5: Next up is Kim and Rocky singing to "Ducktales".
(Kim and Rocky take the stage and the music starts up)
Kim and Rocky: Life is like a hurricane here in Angel Grove
Monsters, rangers, it's so strange
It's a Ranger World!
Might solve a mystery
Jen and Wes rewrote history!
Power Rangers
Whoo hoo
Everyday they're out there fighting
Power Rangers
Whoo hoo
Tales of daring, good, and bad
Power Rangers
Whoo hoo
When it seems they're heading for the final curtain
The good guys always win
That's for certain!
The worst of messes
Become successes
Power Rangers!
Whoo hoo
Everyday they're out there fighting
Power Rangers
Whoo hoo
Tales of daring, good, and bad
Power Rangers
Whoo hoo
Da-da-danger watch behind you
There's a putty out to find you
What to do?
Just call out for the
Power Rangers!
Alpha 6: Judges?
Ashley: Good song! 8!
Fluffy: Roar!
Ashley: Fluffy liked it too! He says 8!
Lothor: 7 and they don't always win!
Zedd: (patting him on the shoulder) Yes they do. You'll find out the hard way just like I did.
Alpha 5: That gives you a score of 23. Next up is Jen and Wes.
Jen: Wes is doing it by himself cuz he was late.
Alpha 6: Okay. Next up is Wes singing the theme of "The Tick".
Jen: The tick?! That is not what you picked out of the hat!
Wes: I know but it was my favorite show so I changed it.
Jen: This better be good.
(Wes takes the stage and the music begins)
Wes: Dun dwee! Dot dot dot dwee dow!
Dun dwee! Dot dot dot dwee dow!
Oh!
Dwee dow doot dow
Dwee dow doot dow
Do do do do do
Dun dwee! Dot dot dot dwee dow!
Saba blaba blaba blue blow
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ohhhhhhhhh Whoa!
Blue blah bobo ah scidow!
Dun dwee! Dot dot dot dwee dow!
Jen: What the hell was that?!
Alpha 6: Only Wes, only Wes. Judges?
Ashley: Uhhh I'm not sure if that was original or not. It was just a bunch of noises. 8?
Fluffy: Roar? (holds up an 8)
Lothor: You got me. I'll just give you an 8 since they did.
Alpha 5: That gives you a score of 24. So at the end of round 1 the five teams moving on will be. . .Tommy and Kat, Goldar and Rito, Jason and Emily all with a score of 26 and Zedd and Rita and Billy and Trini with 27s.
Alpha 6: Would those teams please come up on stage so we can explain round 2.
(Tommy and Kat, Rito and Goldar, Jason and Emily, and Zedd come up on stage. Rita is of course lounging. And Billy and Trini are no where to be found)
Alpha 6: Where are Billy and Trini?
Rocky: Tanya and Adam are missing too.
(Just then Trini, Adam, and Tanya all come running down the beach with Billy chasing after them)
Trini: Help!
Adam: He found a fork!!
Billy: I will kill you!!
Tanya: Help!
(They come running past the stage where everyone is staring at them is confusing)
Billy: I'm hungry for some froggy legs!
Adam: We gotta get out of here!
Trini: Quick there's the space ship we can hide in there!
(The three of them book it to the space ship and hide inside)
Billy: I know you're in there! Ah ha ha ha ha!
(Billy goes in the ship and slams the door shut. A few seconds later the ship blasts off)
Adam, Trini, and Tanya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
To be continued.
Ep. 3 - Say What? Rangeroke
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Day 3 of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Alpha 6: (looks over) There's no need to exclaim. Yesterday our contestants took part in the Juice Bar Challenge.
Alpha 5: Emily and Jason pulled out a victory for team one earning them a new smoothie maker.
Alpha 6: Although rumor has it Jason doesn't need to be drinking lots of smoothies if ya know what I mean.
Alpha 5: And if you don't, he's saying Jason's fat.
Alpha 6: Basically. Okay let's check out the scores from yesterday.
Group 1-------------------Score************Group 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------14 *********** (1) Zedd and Rita ----------13
(2) Rocky and Kim ---------10 *********** (2) Eric and Kapri ----------12
(3) Wes and Jen -------------9 *********** (3) Merrick and Marah ----12
(4) Billy and Trini -------------6 ***********(4) Rito and Goldar ---------- 8
(5) Tommy and Kat ----------5 ***********(5) Andros and Karone -----7
(6) Adam and Tanya ---------3 ********** (6) Cole and Maya ----------4
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------X ********** (7) Zhane and Ashley ------X
Alpha 5: After the "mission" came the elimination of Zack and Aisha and Zhane and Ashley.
Alpha 6: But Ashley has chosen to join the rest of the idiots and became an "Ed Cheerleader".
Alpha 5: Now we're. . .we'll Alpha 6 is going to text the contestants about the next "mission". See I can't because I'm as you all know stuck bent over.
Alpha 6: (texting) Time for another "mission". Meet at the platform in 30 minutes. Oh and save your voices.
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(In Kat and Emily's room. . .)
Emily: We're going to breakfast. Do you guys wanna come?
Jason: Nah. I'm watching my weight.
Tommy: Still full from having to down 100 smoothies in a row.
Kat: Okay, we'll be right back. Don't touch anything.
Tommy: We won't.
Jason: We're not Wes.
Emily: Alright see yas.
(Kat and Emily leave for breakfast)
Jason: Finally!!
Tommy: I thought they would never leave!
(Tommy and Jason hop on the beds and start jumping)
Tommy: Wheee!!!
Jason: Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy!!
(Just then the phones beep)
Tommy and Jason: It beeped!! YES!
(Tommy and Jason bounce and collide into each other for a body slam and run over to the phones)
Jason: Now let's try not to play music this time bro.
Tommy: I didn't do it on purpose!
Jason: Well you didn't have to throw it!
Tommy: I panicked bro!
Jason: Well don't throw it this time. Wes isn't here to blame.
Tommy: Maybe we just shouldn't touch it this time.
Jason: NO! This is NOT an option. I watched Wes last time. I think I got the hang of it. Just do what I do.
(Jason starts hitting random buttons once again)
Tommy: Random buttons it is!
(Tommy starts hitting buttons and ends up in the games section)
Tommy: I found games!!!!
Jason: YES! Okay I think I'm in the right place so let's write back and get to those games.
Tommy: (reading) Time for another "mission". Meet at the platform in 30 minutes. Oh and save your voices.
Jason: (texting) Save them from what?
(The phone beeps with Alpha 6's response)
Tommy: (reading) I said no more texting.
Jason: (texting) Are our voices under attack?
Tommy: (reading) What the hell do you mean??
Jason: (texting) You said to save our voices, we just wanted to know if there is some type of voice stealing monster attacking the city.
Tommy: (reading) I hate you two!!!!
Jason: Bro, he seems mad.
Tommy: I wonder why bro?
Jason: No idea.
Tommy: Oh well, lets get back to jumping!
Jason: Good idea bro.
Kat and Emily: We're back. . . what the hell are you two doing? And why are the phones moved?
Tommy: Eh?
Jason: Wes must have learned magic to try to get us in trouble.
Kat: I think we have a "mission".
Emily: Why do you say that?
Kat: Because here comes Jen.
Jen: (marching up and down the hall way) DOWN STAIRS IN 20 MINUTES PEOPLE. IF YOU'RE LATE, YOU'LL BE RUNNING LAPS LATER ON!
Wes: It said to save your voice Jen.
Jen: 19 MINUTES!!!!!!!
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(Back over at the platform)
Alpha 6: I'm going to kill those two!
Alpha 5: Who?
Alpha 6: (ignoring Alpha 5) I said no more texting!! And what do they do? TEXT ME!
Alpha 5: Who?
Alpha 6: (ignoring Alpha 5) And why the hell would the girls leave them with the phones?!
Alpha 5: Oh, okay.
(The phone beeps)
Alpha 6: Great, another message. (looks at the phone) Aww sh*t.
Alpha 5: What? What's it say?
Alpha 6: (irritated) Roar.
Alpha 5: I'm not surprised.
Alpha 6: (texting) Get Ashley.
(The phone beeps)
Alpha 5: Should I even ask?
Alpha 6: No. It says roar again.
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(Over at group two. . .)
Fluffy: Roar! Roar, roar roar! Roar!
Ashley: Huh? What?
Fluffy: (handing her the phone) Roar!
Ashley: What am I supposed to do with this?
Fluffy: Growl.
Ashley: Yes you have to spell it out for me! I'm new at this.
Fluffy: R-O-A-R! Rah-or! Roar!!!
Ashley: Oh. You want me to read the message on the phone.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Don't get smart with me Fluffy. Now let's see. . .CRAP! We need to get everyone moving! Rito! Goldar! Get up!
Rito: (still sleeping) I would like to buy a vowel!
Ashley: This is useless! Fluffy, what should we do?
Fluffy: (putting his paw up like talk to the hand) Roar.
Ashley: We don't have time for this!
Fluffy: (mocking tone) Roar.
Ashley: Don't make fun of me!
Fluffy: (mocking tone) Roar.
Ashley: Stop repeating me! I'm gonna wake Ed.
Fluffy: (laughing) Roar!
Ashley: This isn't funny!
Fluffy: (rolling on the ground laughing) Roar! Roar! Rah-or! Roar!
Ashley: I'll na na na na na you! Now come on we need to get everyone up!
Fluffy: Yawn.
Ashley: If you don't cut it out I'm gonna give you back to Cole!
Fluffy: (scared) Roar!
Ashley: Then wake everyone up!
Fluffy: RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!
Rito: Good morning sunshine!!
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: She said she was gonna give you to Cole?! Ashley tsk tsk tsk. You must have patience with Fluffy. He's very sensitive.
Ashley: Sorry. It's just the "mission" is in (checks her watch) 10 minutes!
Goldar: Ten minutes?! EVERYONE UP!!!
Zedd: No! (pulls covers over his head and rolls over)
Rito: Come on Ed! Time for fun fun fun!!
Zedd: I wanna sleep! ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Goldar: What to do?
Rito: Fluffy, please put Ed in your mouth again.
Zedd: NO! I'm up! I'm up!!
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(Down at the platform. . .)
Jen: Where are those idiots? They've got one minute!!
Rito: Never fear!
Goldar: Group two is here!!
Jen: I wasn't talking about you idiots. I'm talking about the other idiots!!
Eric and Merrick: We're here too!
Jen: Forget it! (looks at her watch) 30 seconds. . .20. . .10. . .
(Group one comes running towards the platform. Kat and Emily are of course on Tommy and Jason's back.)
Jen: You made it on time. I'm surprised! Wait. . .where's Wes?
Wes: Coming!!!
Jen: You're late!!! More laps for you!!!
Wes: Aww but I lost my sneakers.
Jen: (looking at Wes' feet) They're on your feet.
Wes: (proudly) I found um!
Jen: Whatever. Forget it. Let's just get this started.
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Alpha 5: This "mission" is called Say What? Rangeroke. This is a karaoke game. That means you're singing.
Zedd: Just peachy.
Alpha 6: There will be three rounds. In the first round, the theme of the songs is "Toon Tunes". (looks at Tommy and Jason) That means songs from Cartoons.
Tommy and Jason: Ahh.
Alpha 5: See I have this hat. Inside the hat are themes from cartoons. Whatever theme you pick, you have to perform. Originality is urged.
Tommy: What?
Jason: Origin-huh?
Alpha 6: Word a day toilet paper not get to originality yet boys? What we're saying is you're allowed to change the words around to suit who you are or whatever.
Alpha 5: Judges will give you scores based on Originality, Style, and Overall Performance.
Alpha 6: The top five teams will advance to the next round. That's all you need to know for now. We'll explain the rest when we get there.
Alpha 5: Now everyone please pick a piece of paper and find out what theme you got.
(One by one everyone picks a paper)
Zedd: Popeye?! What the hell is a popeye?!
Tommy: He's a sailor man!
Jason: Who lives in a garbage can!
Tommy: Don't you watch TV?
Zedd: No. The wife always has her soaps on.
Jason: As a kid?
Zedd: My mom always had her soaps on.
Tommy: Sucks bro.
Jason: Totally bro.
Zedd: Whatever.
Alpha 6: Okay you all have 30 minutes to learn your songs, get an outfit together, or whatever.
Alpha 5: Meet back here in a half hour.
Tommy: But I thought you said 30 minutes?
Jason: Which one is it? 30 minutes or a half an hour?
Alpha 6: They're the same thing!!!
Tommy: I don't think so bro.
Jason: Yeah you can't trick us!
Alpha 5: Forget it, just go!
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(30 minutes later everyone is back at the platform. Next to it a stage area has been set up. . .)
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Say What? Rangeroke.
Alpha 6: Let's meet our judges. For originality we have Ashley!
Alpha 5: For style we have Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar!
Alpha 6: And for overall performance we have. . .(looks at the empty) Umm. Where's the other judge?
Alpha 5: Who was it supposed to be?
Alpha 6: I dunno Ashley said that Fluffy said he knew a guy.
Alpha 5: And you believed the lion?!
Alpha 6: That was a mistake right?
Alpha 5: Does anyone know a judge we can get like now?
Marah: I do!!
Kapri: I do too!!
Marah: We just need to make a quick call.
(Kapri dials her cell phone)
Lothor: Hello?
Marah and Kapri: Hi Uncle!!!
Lothor: What do you two want?! I sent you down to earth to get you out of my hair.
Marah: Are you doing anything important right now?
Lothor: I'm trying to run an evil empire!
Kapri: So you're free then?
Lothor: Free for what?!
Marah: Great!! We'll get someone to beam ya down!
Lothor: Huh?
(Lothor materializes in the last judge's seat)
Marah and Kapri: Hi Uncle!!!!
Lothor: Where am I?
Zedd: Welcome to my living hell!
Marah and Kapri: The Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Lothor: Power Rangers?! I hate the power rangers! What are you two doing on a challenge with power rangers?
Marah: Lounging?
Merrick: She's my partner! I'm Merrick. We're Team MM.
Eric: And Kapri's my partner! We're team EK!
Merrick: See I can rhyme better then Eric so I needed a new partner and I found Marah on the beach so she's my partner.
Eric: WRONG! Merrick can't rhyme so I needed a new partner and I found Kapri on the beach so she's my partner!
Lothor: What are you two talking about?!
Alpha 5: We don't have time for them two to try and make any less sense.
Alpha 6: All we need you to do is judge the singers on their overall performance. Can you do that?
Lothor: No.
Marah: But uncle!!
Kapri: Plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeasssssssssssssssssse!!!
Lothor: Fine, whatever. Just stop whining.
Marah and Kapri: Yay!
Alpha 6: Okay let's get this thing started.
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Alpha 5: Our first team is Billy and Trini performing to the theme of "Freakazoid".
(Trini and Billy come out on stage as the tune strikes up Billy. . .dressed in only his boxers. . .is just twitching and pointing his spoon at everyone as Trini sings)
Trini: Super dude extraordinaire.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Guess who has another spoon
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
He aint getting a fork anytime soon
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Froid
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Check out Billy Cranston
Went crazy on the race
When going to Triforia
He got us lost in outer space
He took us in a black hole
Where we spend many days
He drives everyone crazy
Cuz he's a lunatic
Billy: MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!
Trini: Now he's looking for a fork
Freakazoid! Freakaz!
Jason: (popping outta nowhere) I just think that he's a dork.
Trini: Freakazoid! Chimpanzee.
Rides around wishing pain
Freakazoid! Freakazoo!
He's really gone insane
Freakame! Freakayou!
He's here to kill the nation
So tune in to this station
If not we'll be unemployed.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
FREAKAZOID!
Alpha 6: Thank you. Now let's go to the judges. Ashley?
Ashley: Glad I'm not the style judge. I liked how you changed the song to be about how Billy's insane. I'm gonna give you a 9!
Alpha 6: Now for style. Fluffy?
Fluffy: Roar. Roar. Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy says I don't like your outfit but you get an 8 anyway.
Alpha 6: Okay and Lothor?
Lothor: What the hell kinda show is this? Whatever. I'll give you a 10 if you never go near me again.
Trini: Deal.
Lothor: 10 it is then!
Alpha 5: Okay that gives Trini and Billy a score of 27.
Alpha 6: Our next team is Lord Zedd and. . .
Zedd: Now you know it's just gonna be me and I don't want to go out there.
Alpha 5: You have to.
Zedd: No! I want to disqualify myself.
Alpha 6: You can't do that.
Zedd: You don't have to wear what I have to wear I'm not going out there!
Alpha 6: Billy was in underwear now suck it up. Next is Lord Zedd. Singing the theme to "Popeye the Sailor Man".
(The music starts to play and Zedd takes the stage. . .dressed as a sailor. Rita is lounging as usual.)
Zedd: See this is worse. Much worse. Rita, Rita come sing!
Rita: No! I have a headache! Get away!
Zedd: Why? Why won't you get on the stage?
Rita: Cuz I like to see you miserable.
Zedd: (shudders) Blow me down? Did the track just say blow me down? This song is so messed up.
Oh I'm Lord Zedd the evil man
Tommy: Hug gug gug gug gug gug
Zedd: Huh? I'm on a show with two garbage cans
What the hell is a yam? I don't like to eat yams.
I'm Lord Zedd the evil man.
That's all I feel like singing.
Alpha 5: Oooooooookay. Let's go to the judges.
Ashley: I like how you included your wife who never wants to do anything. I'll give you a 7.
Zedd: Whatever.
Fluffy: Roar! (holds up a 10)
Zedd: Super.
Lothor: I feel your pain. 10!
Alpha 6: That gives you a 27 too!
Zedd: I got a pity 10. I would have rather had a 2 so I could stop singing!!
Alpha 5: Next up is Rito and Goldar singing the "Captain Planet" theme.
(Rito and Goldar take the stage dressed in their Ed Cheerleading outfits. . .pom poms and all. Ashley and Fluffy run over, also in cheerleading outfits as the music starts.)
Rito: (cheerleading jump) Rito!
Goldar: (twirl) Goldar!
Ashley: (cartwheel) Ashley!
Fluffy: Roar!
Ashley and Rito: He said Fluffy!
All: Go Eddy!
Rito: By our dance moves combined we are the Ed Cheerleaders!
Zedd: Oh hell.
Rito: Captain Eddy
Goldar: He's our hero
Rito: Gonna win this challenge
Goldar: He's no zero!!
Rito: He's got the power
Goldar: Magnified
Rito: And he's fighting on
Goldar: Group two's side!
Rito: Captain Eddy
Goldar: He's our hero
Rito: Gonna win this challenge
Goldar: He's no zero!!
Rito: We're gonna help him
Goldar: Win it all
Rito: Then Rita's gonna
Goldar: Spend the money at the mall
Fluffy: Roar!!!
Zedd: I hate my life!
Rito, Goldar, and Ashley: We're the Ed Cheerleaders
You can be one too
Cuz cheering for Eddy
Is the thing to do
Being in group one
Is not the way
Hear what Captain Eddy
Has to say.
Zedd: I want to die!
Rito: He means the power is yours!
Alpha 6: Jen says have a singing show. It'll be fun. Ugh. Let's go to the judges.
Kim: That's not fair two of the judges were in the number!
Alpha 5: Eh. I'll allow it.
Ashley: I personally loved the song! Very very original! 10!!
Fluffy: Roar!!
Ashley: Fluffy says 10!!!
Lothor: Well let's see (closes his eyes and picks a card) 6.
Alpha 5: That gives you a score of 26. Next up we have Team EK singing the "Care Bears" theme.
(Eric and Kapri take the stage dressed as care bears. Eric is Cheer Bear and Kapri is Love a Lot Bear.)
Alpha 6: Why are you in pink Eric?
Eric: Closest thing to red.
Kapri: Team EK Countdown 4, 3, 2, 1
Eric: Who's that rhyming and wearing the awesome color red
If we were in silver we would want to be dead
Just when you think that trouble's gonna pounce
The best 6th ranger will be there when it really counts
Kapri: It's the Team EK Countdown
Eric: That's with an E and a K
Kapri: That's with an E and a K
Both: Just do that Team EK countdown
Eric: Just when you need us we'll be there
Kapri: Just when you'll need us we'll be there
Eric: Don't be afraid when Merrick's messing up the rhymes
Cuz I'll be there just in time!
Both: And do that Team EK countdown
Kapri: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Merrick: I DON'T MESS UP THE RHYMES!!!
Eric: The song speaks the truth.
Alpha 5: Let's go to the judges.
Ashley: I know! A six for sixth ranger!
Eric: YES! Take that Merrick!
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy says ditto.
Eric: HA! That's two sixes Merrick. And how many do you have? NONE!!!
Lothor: I take it you want a six?
Eric: YES!!!
Lothor: Will you get out of the fruity costume if I give you a six?
Eric: YES!!!
Lothor: Then it's a SIX!!!!
Eric: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! BEAT THAT MERRICK!!!
Alpha 6: That gives you an 18. Well we might as well do Merrick and Marah next. They're singing the theme to "Gummy Bears".
Lothor: More bears?
Merrick: Oh yeah! And our bears are WAY better.
(Merrick and Marah take the stage dressed as. . .you guessed it gummy bears)
Merrick: Dashing and daring! Courageous and caring!
Marah: Faithful and friendly with rhymes to share
Merrick: All through the challenge we sing out in chorus
Marah: Marching along as our song fills the air
Merrick: Team MM rhyming here and there and everywhere
Marah: Our outfits are beyond compare
Both: We are team MM
Merrick: Magic and mystery are part of our history
Marah: Along with the secret of wearing silver
Merrick: Our legend is growing we take pride in knowing
Marah: That we are way better that Eric and Kapri!
Merrick: Team MM rhyming here and there and everywhere
Marah: Our outfits are beyond compare
Both: We are team MM
WE ARE TEAM MM!!
Alpha 6: Judges?
Ashley: Six!
Merrick: Take that Eric!!
Fluffy: Roar. (holds up a six)
Merrick: Oh yeah!!
Lothor: I'll go with the consensus. Six.
Tommy: (coming out of the bathroom) I know that word! I JUST used it! It means to go with the rest of the group. Word a day toilet paper does it again!
Kat: That is so gross.
Tommy: And educational.
Merrick: That's three sixes Eric. And my three are way better than your three!
Alpha 5: I don't understand how sixes can be better than other sixes but I don't understand a lot of things when it comes to these people. That gives Merrick and Marah an 18 as well. Next up we have Kat and toilet boy. They're singing to the theme of "Hong Kong Phooey".
(Tommy and Kat take the stage dressed in karate gis.)
Kat: Who is this super hero? Zedd? No. Wes, the chair knocker over? No. Tommy the candy loving power ranger?
Tommy: Could be!
Hong Kong Tommy
Number one super guy!
Hong Kong Tommy
Quicker than the human eye
I got style!
A groovy smile
And I'm never gonna stop!
If someone makes Kat cry
I'll kill the guy
With my super karate chop!
Ziet Ya!
Hong Kong Tommy
Number one super guy!
Hong Kong Tommy
Quicker than the human eye
Ya! Ziet ya! Ya ya ya! Ziet ziet ya! Bow wow wow!
Hong Kong Tommy!
Banriffic!
Wes: I am not a chair knocker over!!
Tommy: Yeah you are!!
Wes: I thought we were bros!
Tommy: Only when it's helpful to Jason and me.
Alpha 6: Judges?
Ashley: I'll give you an 8.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy is also giving you an 8.
Lothor: (laughing) I am amused. Is banriffic a word? Someone look that up for me. No matter I liked it. 10!
Tommy: SCORE!
Alpha 6: That gives you a 26. Next up we have Jason and Emily singing the theme of "Darkwing Duck".
(Jason and Emily take the stage. Jason is in his Gold Ranger outfit minus the helmet and Emily's just basically covered in gold from head to toe in the most gaudy gold outfit ever created.)
Jason: Gold Ranger of mystery
Champion of right
The color gold is awesome
Gold Ranger wins all fights
Somewhere some villain schemes
But his number's up
Emily: 3, 2, 1
Gold Ranger!
When there's trouble you can call gold ranger
Gold Ranger!
Jason: Let's get dangerous
Emily: Gold Ranger!
Gold! Gold! Ranger!
Jason: The Treys had the powers first
But then they gave um to me!
That's my wife named Emily
Her outfit's out of sight!
Nobody else gets to wear gold
You guys are out of luck
Cuz here comes
Emily: Gold Ranger!
When there's trouble you can call Gold Ranger
Gold Ranger!
Jason: Let's get dangerous
Emily: Gold Ranger
Better watch out you bad boys
Both: GOLD RANGER!
Jason: Em, that song ruled!
Emily: Not as much as this outfit does!
Jason: You like the gold?
Emily: The gold rules!
Jason: MY WIFE IS AWESOME!!!!
Emily: Yeah I am!
Kat: Em? Are you okay?
Alpha 6: I think she's losing it. Judges?
Ashley: I'll give yas an 8.
Fluffy: Roar!
Ashley: Fluffy says he loves the gold and you so get a ten for style.
Jason: OH YEAH! Bro, I gotta ten!
Tommy: Awesome bro!
Emily: Gold rules!
(Jason and Emily high five)
Kat: Em, seriously. . .Are you okay?
Emily: What?
Lothor: I'll give you an 8 so you can tie with your "bro" is it?
Alpha 5: That gives you a 26.
Jason: Whoo hoo!
Emily: Alright!
Alpha 5: Is she seriously okay? Maybe she ate some bad food or something. Oh well. Next up is Cole and Maya singing to "Tale Spin".
Alpha 6: Jungle Fever? Come up on stage!
Cole: No!
Maya: Just start the music!
Alpha 5: Do I want to know?
(The music starts up and Cole and Maya come swinging in on vines)
Maya: Ha ha ha ha! Swing it!
Cole: (like a monkey) Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Maya: Let's begin it!
Cole: (like a monkey) Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Maya: Bear and grin it!
Cole: (like a monkey) Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Maya: Swing it!
Cole: (like a monkey) Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!
Oh wee aye
Maya: Jungle!
Cole: Oh wee oh
Maya: Fever!
Friends for life through thick and thin we're Jungle Fever!
Cole: Oh wee aye
Maya: Jungle!
Cole: Oh wee oh
Maya: Fever!
Look at us swing and sing we're Jungle Fever!
Alpha 6: Okay. Let's go to the judges?
Ashley: I liked it a lot! Ten!
Fluffy: Growl!
Ashley: I don't care that you don't like Cole. I have to judge fair.
Fluffy: Grr.
Ashley: Yes you have to judge fairly too!
Fluffy: (rolls his eyes and holds up a 5) Roar.
Ashley: I don't think that's fair. Their outfits are all jungle like and totally go with the song.
Fluffy: Roar. (flips Ashley off)
Ashley: FLUFFY!
(Fluffy farts)
Ashley: Ew!
(A thud is heard and Lothor passes out from the smell as a 10 falls to the ground)
Alpha 5: I guess they get a ten then?
Alpha 6: I guess so. That gives them a 25. Next up we have Tanya and Adam singing "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
Tanya: Correction. Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam.
Adam: Why is it Ninja Adam?
Tanya: Go with it Frog boy.
Adam: We really should have rehearsed.
Tanya: Just read your lines.
(They go up on stage)
Tanya: Man that lion must have ate something nasty! God it smells.
(The music starts)
Tanya: Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Adam is a frog boy!
Froggy Power!
He's the world's most fiercest fighting teen
He wishes he wasn't a frog cuz they're green
When the evil Zedd attacks
Adam just hops over to fight back!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Zordon taught him to be a ninja teen
Then he changed his color from black to green
He's not cool it's true
He wishes he was a party dude
Adam: (looking at his card) Party?
Tanya: Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Teenage Mutant Ninja Adam
Adam is a frog boy!
Froggy power!
Adam: Party? I got one line and it was party?
Tanya: And you didn't even deliver it well!
Alpha 5: Judges?
Ashley: I was liking it till that poorly delivered party line. I'll give ya a 6.
Tanya: Way to blow it froggy.
Fluffy: Roar. (holds up an 8)
Ashley: You gave Cole and Maya a 5 who had costumes on. And you gave them an 8. All they have on is green which is their color!
Fluffy: (shrugs) Roar.
Lothor: (waking up) What? What happened?
Alpha 6: We need your score.
Lothor: Uhh great. 6?
Alpha 5: You didn't see it did you?
Lothor: Nope.
Alpha 6: That gives you a score of 20. Next up we have Andros and Karone doing the theme of "Bananas in Pajamas"
(Andros come on the stage. Andros is dressed in a giant banana suit)
Andros: (very unhappy)
Andros the banana is coming down the stairs
Andros the banana is coming down the stairs
Andros the banana is gonna kill Karone
She made me dress like this and come out all alone
(Karone comes out on stage and starts to tap dance. Karone is wearing a pair of pjs with bananas on them.)
Andros: You get to wear that and I have to wear a banana suit?!
Karone: It was in my new wardrobe. Plus you look uhh great!
Andros: I look ridiculous!
Karone: Ridiculously great! Andros in a bikini is coming down the stairs
Andros: What?! No no no! I am not wearing a bikini! That was not part of the deal!
Karone: Andros in a bikini is coming down the stairs
Andros: NO I'm not!
(Karone unzips Andros' costume revealing a bikini)
Andros: OH HELL!
Karone: Andros in a bikini is
Andros: GONNA KILL KARONE!
Karone: I'm gonna go now before he breaks my bones!
(Karone runs off the stage and Andros grabs his banana suit and runs after her)
Alpha 6: That was. . .weird. Judges?
Ashley: That was scary. 7?
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy said Andros looked very unattractive in the bikini and is giving them a 6.
Lothor: Ha haa ha! Priceless! Just priceless! Ten!!
Alpha 5: That gives Andros and Karone a 23 although I don't think they really care.
Andros: You are so dead Karone!
Karone: (Hiding behind Rito and Goldar) Help! He's gonna kill me!
Goldar: Now, now rock boy! Just calm down, drop the weapon, and leave the lady alone.
Billy: Give me back my spoon! (takes his spoon off Andros) DEATH!
Karone: You were going to use his spoon?!
Andros: First think I could find.
Rito: No killing Karonie!
Goldar: How about you go take a seat. Well uhh get changed first.
Andros: Crap! I'm still in the bikini! (runs off)
Alpha 5: Next up is Kim and Rocky singing to "Ducktales".
(Kim and Rocky take the stage and the music starts up)
Kim and Rocky: Life is like a hurricane here in Angel Grove
Monsters, rangers, it's so strange
It's a Ranger World!
Might solve a mystery
Jen and Wes rewrote history!
Power Rangers
Whoo hoo
Everyday they're out there fighting
Power Rangers
Whoo hoo
Tales of daring, good, and bad
Power Rangers
Whoo hoo
When it seems they're heading for the final curtain
The good guys always win
That's for certain!
The worst of messes
Become successes
Power Rangers!
Whoo hoo
Everyday they're out there fighting
Power Rangers
Whoo hoo
Tales of daring, good, and bad
Power Rangers
Whoo hoo
Da-da-danger watch behind you
There's a putty out to find you
What to do?
Just call out for the
Power Rangers!
Alpha 6: Judges?
Ashley: Good song! 8!
Fluffy: Roar!
Ashley: Fluffy liked it too! He says 8!
Lothor: 7 and they don't always win!
Zedd: (patting him on the shoulder) Yes they do. You'll find out the hard way just like I did.
Alpha 5: That gives you a score of 23. Next up is Jen and Wes.
Jen: Wes is doing it by himself cuz he was late.
Alpha 6: Okay. Next up is Wes singing the theme of "The Tick".
Jen: The tick?! That is not what you picked out of the hat!
Wes: I know but it was my favorite show so I changed it.
Jen: This better be good.
(Wes takes the stage and the music begins)
Wes: Dun dwee! Dot dot dot dwee dow!
Dun dwee! Dot dot dot dwee dow!
Oh!
Dwee dow doot dow
Dwee dow doot dow
Do do do do do
Dun dwee! Dot dot dot dwee dow!
Saba blaba blaba blue blow
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ohhhhhhhhh Whoa!
Blue blah bobo ah scidow!
Dun dwee! Dot dot dot dwee dow!
Jen: What the hell was that?!
Alpha 6: Only Wes, only Wes. Judges?
Ashley: Uhhh I'm not sure if that was original or not. It was just a bunch of noises. 8?
Fluffy: Roar? (holds up an 8)
Lothor: You got me. I'll just give you an 8 since they did.
Alpha 5: That gives you a score of 24. So at the end of round 1 the five teams moving on will be. . .Tommy and Kat, Goldar and Rito, Jason and Emily all with a score of 26 and Zedd and Rita and Billy and Trini with 27s.
Alpha 6: Would those teams please come up on stage so we can explain round 2.
(Tommy and Kat, Rito and Goldar, Jason and Emily, and Zedd come up on stage. Rita is of course lounging. And Billy and Trini are no where to be found)
Alpha 6: Where are Billy and Trini?
Rocky: Tanya and Adam are missing too.
(Just then Trini, Adam, and Tanya all come running down the beach with Billy chasing after them)
Trini: Help!
Adam: He found a fork!!
Billy: I will kill you!!
Tanya: Help!
(They come running past the stage where everyone is staring at them is confusing)
Billy: I'm hungry for some froggy legs!
Adam: We gotta get out of here!
Trini: Quick there's the space ship we can hide in there!
(The three of them book it to the space ship and hide inside)
Billy: I know you're in there! Ah ha ha ha ha!
(Billy goes in the ship and slams the door shut. A few seconds later the ship blasts off)
Adam, Trini, and Tanya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
To be continued.