Power Rangers Challenge Extreme
Ep. 4 - Say What? Rangeroke (continued)
Alpha 5: Just great. There goes my space ship again. Well I guess since Billy and Trini are gone Cole and Maya get to advance with a 25.
Kim: Is that all you care about?! They just went off into space and he's got a weapon!
Alpha 6: What the hell do you want me to do? I'm stuck to a platform. If you care that much get a ship and go after them. They'll be back. . .they always come back.
Alpha 5: We got our own problem to worry about. Now let's get round 2 started.
Alpha 6: Each team has to spin this wheel thing. Whatever song it lands on is the song you have to sing. And everyone must participate. Got that Rita?
Rita: Shut up tin brains!
Alpha 5: We're serious! You have to sing.
Rita: Go to hell.
Alpha 6: Just give up. Let's get this thing over with. Alright first up to spin the wheel is Zedd and Rita.
Zedd: Rita, you want to spin? Oh I forgot. You don't do ANYTHING!
(Zedd spins the wheel and it lands on "I Got You Babe" by Sonny and Cher.)
Zedd: Just great. How am I supposed to do this song by myself? Someone at least give Rita a microphone.
Tommy and Jason: We'll help ya bro!
Zedd: There they go with that bro thing.
(Tommy and Jason carry Rita. . .who's in her lounge chair up to the stage and hand her a mic.)
Rita: Get away from me!
(The music starts)
Rita: This is so dumb I don't want to sing
All this challenge does is make my head ring
Zedd: Well complaining is all you ever do
Don't you think that my head hurts too?
Babe
Both: I got you babe
I got you babe
Rita: We never have money to pay the rent
Before it's earned our moneys all been spent
Zedd: Well that's because you spend it on shoes
Do you really need 20 different shades of blues?
Babe
Both: I got you babe
I got you babe
Zedd: I can't stand your brother and his cheerleading
And can't you help me with anything
Rita: That's because he thinks he's a clown
Now give me some money so I can go downtown
This mission is taking way to long
And have I mentioned that I hate this song
Zedd: I agree I hate it too
I can't wait until this is through
Babe
Both: I got you babe
I got you babe
Zedd: Ya know what. It's through now. We're done.
Alpha 6: You're not really supposed to stop mid song.
Zedd: The wife sang isn't that enough?! Now shove it and go to the judges.
Alpha 6: Judges?
Ashley: Way to go Eddy and Rita! You totally get a ten!
Fluffy: Roar! (holds up a ten)
Lothor: And I thought living with my nieces was hard. You got it rough. Ten.
Alpha 5: That gives you a score of 30! Next up is Cole and Maya. Give the wheel a spin.
(Maya spins the wheel and it lands on "Tarzan and Jane" by Toy Box.)
Cole and Maya: YES!!!!!
Fluffy: Roar. (holds up a 1)
Ashley: They didn't even go yet!
Fluffy: (put his paw up) Roar.
Ashley: Oh forget it.
(The music starts)
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
Cole: Deep in the jungle in the land of Animarium is Cole!
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
I am Maya and I love to ride on Wild Zords
Cole: My name is Cole
I am jungle man
Maya: The tree top swinger from Animarium!
Cole: Come baby come I will take you for a swing
Maya: Let's go honey I'm tingling
Cole is handsome
Cole is strong
He's really cute and his hair is long
Cole is handsome
Cole is strong
So listen to the jungle song
Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
Cole: I am Cole from jungle you can be my friend
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
I am Maya and I love to ride on Wild Zords
(Cole swings by and hits the wall, stands up and continues singing)
Cole: When you touch me I feel funny
Maya: I feel it too when you're touching me
Cole: Come to my tree house to my party
Maya: Yes I'll go if you'll carry me
Cole is handsome
Full of surprise
He's really cute and his hair is nice
Cole is handsome
Cole is strong
So listen to the jungle song
Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
Cole: I am Cole from jungle you can be my friend
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
I am Maya and I love to ride on Wild Zords
Yeah!
Cole: Go Chicha get banana
Hey monkey get funky
Maya: Swing it Cole!
Cole: Go Chicha get banana
Hey monkey get funky
When I am dancing I feel funky
Maya: Why do you keep ignoring me?
Cole: Cole is here come kiss me baby
Maya: Oochi coochi kiss me tenderly
Cole is handsome
Cole is strong
Cole: Me Cole
Maya: He's really cute
And his hair is long
Cole: Long hair!
Maya: Cole is handsome
Cole is strong
So listen to the jungle song Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
Cole: I am Cole from jungle you can be my friend
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
I am Maya and I love to ride on Wild Zords
Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
Here we go!
Cole: Go Chicha get banana
Hey monkey get funky
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
I am Maya and I love to ride on Wild Zords
Cole: And so we got funky
But will we win the "mission"? Stay tuned.
Alpha 6: You got funky did you? Judges?
Ashley: I loved it! I better give yas a ten to make up for the low score Fluffy will most likely give you.
Fluffy: Roar. (Holds up a 3)
Ashley: Why? They do not deserve a three!
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: I'm right?
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Well what are you gonna give them then?
Fluffy: (holds up a 1) ROAR!
Ashley: But their outfits go with the song! Forget it! I don't know why I'm even bothering.
Lothor: I liked when jungle boy crashed into the wall. I'm giving you a ten for that alone.
Alpha 5: That gives Cole and Maya a score of 23. . .or is it 21? I'm not sure. We'll just give them a 22 and call it even.
Alpha 6: Next up is Rito and Goldar. Give the wheel a spin.
(They spin the wheel and it lands on "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" by The Offspring)
Rito: Okay! Let's get it on!!
(The music starts)
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Goldar: And even Eddy thinks he's pretty fly for a lion!
Zedd: No I don't!
(Rito and Goldar air guitar)
Goldar: Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco, Cinco, Seis.
Rito: You know it's kinda hard to be a lion today.
Our subject is so cool
But Cole doesn't think that way
Cuz Cole don't have a clue
Goldar: He got a one for style
Rito: Everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial
Both: So don't deflate
Play it straight
You know Cole really doesn't
Get it anyway!
Gonna play the field
Keep it real
For you know a way
For you know a way
So if you don't break
Just over compensate
Atleast you know you can always
Go on Challenge Extreme!
The world needs wannabes
So hey hey do that brand new thing
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Goldar: And even Eddy thinks he's pretty fly for a lion!
Zedd: No I don't!
Rito: The Zack man loved his tunes
Any would suffice
He'd dance to Ice Cube
Goldar: Or even Vanilla Ice
Rito: But he kept talking in third person
And that got Jen angry
Before we could look twice
Goldar: She hung him in a tree!
Both: So don't deflate
Play it straight
You know the Zack man really doesn't
Get it anyway!
Gonna play the field
Keep it real
For you know a way
For you know a way
So if you don't break
Just over compensate
Atleast you know you can always
Go on Challenge Extreme!
The world needs wannabes
So hey hey do that brand new thing
Wes: Ha this is funny!
Rito: The bros wanted some tattoos
Goldar: They were getting ink done
Rito: They went and chickened out
Goldar: But Wes had already got one done
Rito: Jen says he tries to hard
Goldar: And he's not a bro
Rito: But in his own mind
Goldar: He's, he's an awesome bro!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Goldar: Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco, Cinco, Seis.
Both: So don't deflate
Play it straight
You know Wes really doesn't
Get it anyway!
Gonna play the field
Keep it real
For you know a way
For you know a way
So if you don't break
Just over compensate
Atleast you know you can always
Go on Challenge Extreme!
The world needs wannabes
But we hate wannabes
Fluffy wants to eat the wannabes
Hey hey do that brand new thing!
Tommy: We didn't chicken out!
Jason: Kat and Emily wouldn't let us
Kat: There is no way you're tattooing "Brojo" on your butt!
Wes: HEY! I'm not a wannabe!
Alpha 5: Sure you aren't. Let's go to the judges.
Ashley: Awesome as usual! Totally Ten!
Fluffy: Roar!
Ashley: You know he's talking ten!
Kim: That's cuz he was in it again!
Rito: What's that?
Goldar: Looks like someone's a little jealous cuz she didn't advance.
Lothor: Uhh let's see now. I'll give yas a seven.
Rito: You obviously don't know a ten when it's standing right in front of you!
Alpha 6: That gives you a score of 27. Next up is Tommy and Kat. Come spin the wheel.
Tommy: Ziet ya!
(The wheel starts spinning around at a ridiculous speed until it finally lands on "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.)
Tommy: Hi Kat!
Kat: Hi Tommy!
Tommy: Wanna fight some bad guys?
Kat: Not really.
Tommy: I'll save you!
Kat: I'm a Tommy girl
In a Tommy world
I just cry like a baby
And Tommy saves me
That stupid helmet messes up my hair
I carry a comb with me everywhere
I was the ranger
That was always in danger
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: I'm a Tommy girl
In a Tommy world
I just cry like a baby
And Tommy saves me
That stupid helmet messes up my hair
I carry a comb with me everywhere
I was the ranger
That was always in danger
I'm a blond ditzy girl
Trying to save the world
Zordon dressed me up in spandex
When Kim got bored
Tommy: That's my wife
She can't fight
But she looked cute in pink
She'd fall down
And she'd cry
Tommy save me!
Kat: I can't kick
I can't hit
But I make a good damsel in distress
Oooh oooh
I'm a Tommy girl
In a Tommy world
I just cry like a baby
And Tommy saves me
That stupid helmet messes up my hair
I carry a comb with me everywhere
I was the ranger
That was always in danger
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oohh
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oooh!
If Tommy walks
Or he talks
I'm right by his side
I make him look like a star
When he comes and save me
Tommy: I'm a hero
Number one
Yes I totally rule
I'm so great
The best ranger to date
I'm so cool
Kat: I can't kick
I can't hit
But I make a good damsel in distress
I can't kick
I can't hit
But I make a good damsel in distress
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oohh
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oooh!
I'm a Tommy girl
In a Tommy world
I just cry like a baby
And Tommy saves me
That stupid helmet messes up my hair
I carry a comb with me everywhere
I was the ranger
That was always in danger
I'm a Tommy girl
In a Tommy world
I just cry like a baby
And Tommy saves me
That stupid helmet messes up my hair
I carry a comb with me everywhere
I was the ranger
That was always in danger
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oohh
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oooh!
Oh you saved my life
Tommy: Well Kat that's what heroes are for
Oh I love you Tommy
Alpha 5: well at least she's honest to the fact that she can't fight. Judges?
Ashley: I liked it a lot. . .just not as much as I liked Ed's. I'll give yas a nine.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy says you two got mad style and you get a ten.
Tommy: Ziet ya!!
Lothor: What is this zeit ya you speak of? No matter, I'm gonna give you a nine.
Alpha 5: That gives you a score of a 28. Next up is our final act for this round Jason and Emily. Please come and spin the wheel.
Jason: Hey bro, check this out. YA!!!
(The wheel starts spinning even faster then it did for Tommy. It ends up flying off the stage and hits Wes in the head)
Wes: Ow!
Alpha 6: You broke my wheel!
Jason: Sorry bro, what song do I get to sing.
(Alpha 6 looks over at Wes who has the words "The Boy is Mine" imprinted into his forehead.)
Alpha 6: I guess "The Boy is Mine".
(The music starts up and Jason and Emily come out dressed in all gold. Jason has the cell phone and is messing with it.)
Emily: Excuse me can I please talk to you for a minute?
Jason: Uh huh sure, you know just give me a sec.
Emily: But I want to use the phone right now.
Jason: Em, but I'm busy right now.
Emily: Doing what?
Jason: Texting the Alphas.
Emily: You need to stop doing that.
Jason: No I don't its mine.
Emily: Huh. . . no its mine.
Both: You need to give it up
Had about enough
Its not hard to see
The Gold is mine.
Jason: I think its time we got this straight,
Sit and talk face to face.
There is no way you could mistake your color for gold.
Are you insane?
Emily: See I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me.
Cause you're blind if you can see
No one looks better in gold than me.
Jason: See I tried to hesitate
Didn't want say what Wes told me
He said without me
Gold would mean nothing to you
Aint that a shame
Emily: Maybe you misunderstood
Plus I can't see how he could
Jen has him on lockdown
He can't even make a sound
Both: The gold is mine.
You need to give it up.
Had about enough
Its not hard to see
The gold is mine.
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
It is shiny
The gold is mine
Emily: Must you do the things you do?
Keep on acting like a fool
You need to know its me not you
Who looks best in gold its true
Jason: I think you should realize
Try to understand why
It is a part of my life
I know its killing you inside.
Emily: You can say what you want to say
What I have you can't take
From the truth you can't escape.
I can tell real gold from the fake.
Jason: When will you get the picture
Treys the past I'm the future.
Get away its my gold that shines
If you didn't know it the gold is mine.
Both: You need to give it up.
Had about enough
Its not hard to see
The gold is mine.
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
It is shiny
The gold is mine
Emily: You can't destroy this gold I've found
Your silly games I won't allow
The gold is mine without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel.
Jason: What makes you think that you get gold?
When the Treys are the one that brought it to
The special place that's in my heart,
It was my love from the start.
Both: You need to give it up.
Had about enough
Its not hard to see
The gold is mine.
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
It is shiny
The gold is mine
Jason: Miiiiiiiine.
Emily:Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Not yours.
Jason: But mine.
Emily: Not yours.
Jason: But mine.
Emily: Not yours.
Jason: But mine.
Both: I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused.
It belongs to me.
The gold is mine!
Alpha 6: You guys are really creepy about the gold. Let's go to the judges.
Ashley: Great job. You must really love that gold huh?
Jason: More than you'll ever know.
Ashley: Creepy. I'll give yas an 8.
Fluffy: Roar! (holds up a ten)
Ashley: Fluffy loves gold too.
Lothor: Now let's see. I'll give you two an 8 as well.
Alpha 6: That gives Jason and Emily a score of 26. Which means that Zedd and Rita and Tommy and Kat are moving on to the final round.
Tommy: Alright!
Zedd: Just dandy.
Alpha 5: Okay in this final round a song will randomly play and you have to sing it. There's no preparation before hand.
Alpha 6: So let's get started. Rita and Zedd you're up first.
Zedd: Lovely.
(Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba" starts to play and Rita goes and sits back down leaving Zedd to go at this one alone)
Zedd: Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
What the hell is this crap? Why do I get the freak songs? Maybe Wes would like to come up here and sing this. We all know he's a master of making no sense.
My name is LOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRDDDD, Lord Zedd
Rito: He means Ed.
(As Zedd sings his song a shady figure is seen wandering in the shadows behind the judges area. The next thing we know Ashley and Fluffy are no where to be seen. . .)
Zedd: And I quit again. Time to go the judges.
Alpha 6: You really need to stop doing that. That's my job. Judges?
(Everyone looks over to the judges area and sees two seats are empty)
Alpha 6: Lothor, where are Ashley and Fluffy?
Lothor: Huh? I dunno. Some shady character kidnapped them or something. I recall hearing the girl call out "help".
Rito: This is terrible! Someone stole Fluffy. . .and Ashley!
Goldar: We need to find them!
Kim: We need to get the police or a detective or something!
Jen: Oh no! She said detective!
Jason: Never fear! Detective 00Jason
Tommy: And Dr. Thompson are here!
Jason: I'll crack this case in no time!
Kat: You had to say detective didn't you?
Karone: Now he's gonna make us all dress up again!
Jason: Okay everyone time for Murder Mystery Gear!
(Everyone groans and the next thing they know everyone is back into their "murder mystery gear" yet again.)
Alpha 5: NO NO NO! I'll be damned if I'm getting puked on again!
Kim: Am I missing something?
Andros: You don't need to know. Just be glad you weren't on the race.
Jason: Okay before we get started let's go over everyone's way cool murder mystery names since we have a few new people here. Ahem. Now, I am (holds up sign) Detective 00Jason. . .Private I.
Jen: You mean eye. (points to her eye)
Jason: That's what I said. . ."I". See it's right here. . .on my sign. Now everyone that was on the race gets to keep his or her mystery names too. Except for Wes. You can't be Mr. Body anymore cuz you're not the victim this time. Of course, as you already know, your names are not as cool as mine, but still they're pretty cool. Tommy, you are Dr. Thompson my partner on this case. Zedd, you're Lord Zedd. . .the third.
Zedd: I am not a third. I am the one and only!
Jason: Whatever third. And Rita, you're Lady Zedd. . .his wife. Wes, you're now Mr. Scarlet. Cuz you're gonna get married to Jen eventually.
Jen: Over my dead body!
Jason: That can be my next case!
Alpha 5: We're not gonna get to finding Ashley or Fluffy anytime soon are we?
Jason: In a minute! I'm still giving out names!
Rito: I can tell you who did it! It was Cole! Cole did it cuz he wants my lion!
Jason: But why would he want Ashley?
Rito: Cuz he took my lion!!!!
Jason: Temper. . .temper.
Jen: Get on with it.
Jason: No need to rush. Jen, you're Ms. Scarlet again. Kat and Em, you're the maids. Fifi and Gigi.
Kat: Still?
Jason: Remember. . .the maids never do it. Plus you have maid outfits on. . .duh! And Em is Gigi cuz Jason and Gigi start with the same letter.
Emily: Exactly.
Kim: No they don't.
Jason: Uh I think you're mistaken Mrs. Peacock! And Rocky, you're Professor Purple!
Tommy: Clue does it again!
Jason: Oh yeah! Andros, you're the butler. . .the not so EVIL anymore butler. You don't have a name. . .we just call you the not so evil anymore butler. Karone, you're his sister, cuz EVERY not so evil anymore butler had an not so evil anymore sister. Cole, you're Dr. Dolittle. And Maya you're Mrs. Dolittle.
Rito: You might as well just call him the lion stealer!!!
Cole: I didn't do it!
Rito: The words of a true criminal!
Jason: Eric and Merrick, you're the mysterious guys with initials for last names. We'll call Eric Mr. E and Merrick Mr. M. Marah, you're Ms. M. . .no relation to Mr. M. . .and Kapri, you're Ms. K. Rito and Goldar are the "clients" Mr. Goldman and Mr. Skeleton. Alpha 5 you're once again Professor Alpha the fifth. Alpha 6 you're Professor Alpha the sixth. Okay that's everyone. . .any questions?
Rito: I have a question. When are we gonna arrest Cole for stealing my lion?
Cole: I didn't do it. Red lion was my friend too and I want to find him just as much as you do.
Rito: I WANT MY LION! YOU TOOK MY LION! GIMME BACK MY LION! And Ashley too!
Jason: People, people we all need to calm down. There's no need to point fingers. We haven't even sang the theme song yet.
Marah: Theme song?
Jason: Yes! Because of popular demand, I have written a theme song about my detective skills. Hit it Em!
(Emily hits the play button to Jason's tape player and the tune of "Chip'N Dale Rescue Rangers" starts to play and Tommy and Jason start dancing around with magnifying glasses)
Jason: Sometimes some crimes
Go slipping through the cracks
Zedd: (interrupting) All of them do! You don't solve anything!
Tommy: Bro I got gum on my shoe
Jason: Are picking up the slack
Kat and Emily: (Emily seems more enthused than Kat) There's no case too big
No case too small
When you need help just call
Jason: Da da da Double O Ja-son
Tommy: An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Both: You know it never fails once we're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong get solved
Jason: Fresh prints
Not since
Tommy: Watson and Mr. Holmes
Jason: Have two minds
So fine
Tommy: Look under every stone
Kat and Emily: (Emily seems more enthused than Kat) When you need some help to save the day
They're never far away
Jason: Da da da Double O Ja-son
Tommy: An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Both: You know it never fails once we're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong get solved
Kat and Emily: (Emily seems more enthused than Kat) Gray skies
It's trouble
Bad guys
See double
When they're around
The chips are never down
Jason: Da da da Double O Ja-son
Tommy: An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Both: You know it never fails
We'll take the clues
And find the where and whys and whos
(Goldar plays a sax solo for the rock out as Jason, Tommy, and Emily start dancing around the room)
Jason: Play it Goldar!!
Kat and Emily: (Emily seems more enthused than Kat) Gray skies
It's trouble
Bad guys
See double
When they're around
The chips are never down
Jason: Da da da Double O Ja-son
Tommy: An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Both: You know it never fails
We'll take the clues
And find the where and whys and whos
All four: Da da da Double O Ja-son
An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Da da da Double O Ja-son
An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Da da da Double O Ja-son
An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Emily: They'll never let you down! Never let you down!
All four: Da da da Double O Ja-son
An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Jason: That rocked!
Tommy: Oh yeah!!
Emily: Totally bro!
Kat: What? I think we've lost her to the dumb side!
Tommy: Kat you need to work on your part in the song.
Jason: You didn't seem into it at all.
Kat: That's cuz I don't want to be into it.
Tommy: Sure ya do. Just keep trying!
Jason: Soon you'll be one of us.
Tommy and Emily: One of us! One of us! One of us!
Kat: No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jason: Dude, I think Kat's losing it.
Tommy: Kat you okay?
Kat: Huh? Yeah, fine.
Rito: Hello?! Have you forgotten about my lion?!
Jason: Oh right, the case.
Zedd: Oh by the way boys, I was just wondering if you two knew who exactly Watson and Holmes were?
Tommy: Guys.
Jason: Yeah, guys. Guys that are in our song.
Tommy: Look Emily wrote that part. We just sing okay.
Jason: Now that that's cleared up, let's get on with this case!
Kim: And how exactly are we to get on with it?
Jason: Uhhh. . .well I think it's safe to say that none of us took Ashley and Fluffy. We were all in the same room watching Ed sing.
Rito: COLE DID IT!
Tommy: Cole has the same alibi as everyone else does. He couldn't of taken them.
Kat: Alibi? Let me guess, word a day toilet paper does it again?
Tommy: Oh yeah!
Jason: Plus Cole has no motive to take Ashley.
Emily: Did you get motive from toilet paper?
Jason: Nah, heard it on a cop show. The question is, who would want to kidnap both Ashley and Fluffy. And why?
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!
To be continued.
Ep. 4 - Say What? Rangeroke (continued)
Alpha 5: Just great. There goes my space ship again. Well I guess since Billy and Trini are gone Cole and Maya get to advance with a 25.
Kim: Is that all you care about?! They just went off into space and he's got a weapon!
Alpha 6: What the hell do you want me to do? I'm stuck to a platform. If you care that much get a ship and go after them. They'll be back. . .they always come back.
Alpha 5: We got our own problem to worry about. Now let's get round 2 started.
Alpha 6: Each team has to spin this wheel thing. Whatever song it lands on is the song you have to sing. And everyone must participate. Got that Rita?
Rita: Shut up tin brains!
Alpha 5: We're serious! You have to sing.
Rita: Go to hell.
Alpha 6: Just give up. Let's get this thing over with. Alright first up to spin the wheel is Zedd and Rita.
Zedd: Rita, you want to spin? Oh I forgot. You don't do ANYTHING!
(Zedd spins the wheel and it lands on "I Got You Babe" by Sonny and Cher.)
Zedd: Just great. How am I supposed to do this song by myself? Someone at least give Rita a microphone.
Tommy and Jason: We'll help ya bro!
Zedd: There they go with that bro thing.
(Tommy and Jason carry Rita. . .who's in her lounge chair up to the stage and hand her a mic.)
Rita: Get away from me!
(The music starts)
Rita: This is so dumb I don't want to sing
All this challenge does is make my head ring
Zedd: Well complaining is all you ever do
Don't you think that my head hurts too?
Babe
Both: I got you babe
I got you babe
Rita: We never have money to pay the rent
Before it's earned our moneys all been spent
Zedd: Well that's because you spend it on shoes
Do you really need 20 different shades of blues?
Babe
Both: I got you babe
I got you babe
Zedd: I can't stand your brother and his cheerleading
And can't you help me with anything
Rita: That's because he thinks he's a clown
Now give me some money so I can go downtown
This mission is taking way to long
And have I mentioned that I hate this song
Zedd: I agree I hate it too
I can't wait until this is through
Babe
Both: I got you babe
I got you babe
Zedd: Ya know what. It's through now. We're done.
Alpha 6: You're not really supposed to stop mid song.
Zedd: The wife sang isn't that enough?! Now shove it and go to the judges.
Alpha 6: Judges?
Ashley: Way to go Eddy and Rita! You totally get a ten!
Fluffy: Roar! (holds up a ten)
Lothor: And I thought living with my nieces was hard. You got it rough. Ten.
Alpha 5: That gives you a score of 30! Next up is Cole and Maya. Give the wheel a spin.
(Maya spins the wheel and it lands on "Tarzan and Jane" by Toy Box.)
Cole and Maya: YES!!!!!
Fluffy: Roar. (holds up a 1)
Ashley: They didn't even go yet!
Fluffy: (put his paw up) Roar.
Ashley: Oh forget it.
(The music starts)
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
Cole: Deep in the jungle in the land of Animarium is Cole!
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
I am Maya and I love to ride on Wild Zords
Cole: My name is Cole
I am jungle man
Maya: The tree top swinger from Animarium!
Cole: Come baby come I will take you for a swing
Maya: Let's go honey I'm tingling
Cole is handsome
Cole is strong
He's really cute and his hair is long
Cole is handsome
Cole is strong
So listen to the jungle song
Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
Cole: I am Cole from jungle you can be my friend
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
I am Maya and I love to ride on Wild Zords
(Cole swings by and hits the wall, stands up and continues singing)
Cole: When you touch me I feel funny
Maya: I feel it too when you're touching me
Cole: Come to my tree house to my party
Maya: Yes I'll go if you'll carry me
Cole is handsome
Full of surprise
He's really cute and his hair is nice
Cole is handsome
Cole is strong
So listen to the jungle song
Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
Cole: I am Cole from jungle you can be my friend
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
I am Maya and I love to ride on Wild Zords
Yeah!
Cole: Go Chicha get banana
Hey monkey get funky
Maya: Swing it Cole!
Cole: Go Chicha get banana
Hey monkey get funky
When I am dancing I feel funky
Maya: Why do you keep ignoring me?
Cole: Cole is here come kiss me baby
Maya: Oochi coochi kiss me tenderly
Cole is handsome
Cole is strong
Cole: Me Cole
Maya: He's really cute
And his hair is long
Cole: Long hair!
Maya: Cole is handsome
Cole is strong
So listen to the jungle song Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
Cole: I am Cole from jungle you can be my friend
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
I am Maya and I love to ride on Wild Zords
Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
Here we go!
Cole: Go Chicha get banana
Hey monkey get funky
Maya: Oh yo yo yo yodi odi aye
I am Maya and I love to ride on Wild Zords
Cole: And so we got funky
But will we win the "mission"? Stay tuned.
Alpha 6: You got funky did you? Judges?
Ashley: I loved it! I better give yas a ten to make up for the low score Fluffy will most likely give you.
Fluffy: Roar. (Holds up a 3)
Ashley: Why? They do not deserve a three!
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: I'm right?
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Well what are you gonna give them then?
Fluffy: (holds up a 1) ROAR!
Ashley: But their outfits go with the song! Forget it! I don't know why I'm even bothering.
Lothor: I liked when jungle boy crashed into the wall. I'm giving you a ten for that alone.
Alpha 5: That gives Cole and Maya a score of 23. . .or is it 21? I'm not sure. We'll just give them a 22 and call it even.
Alpha 6: Next up is Rito and Goldar. Give the wheel a spin.
(They spin the wheel and it lands on "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" by The Offspring)
Rito: Okay! Let's get it on!!
(The music starts)
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Goldar: And even Eddy thinks he's pretty fly for a lion!
Zedd: No I don't!
(Rito and Goldar air guitar)
Goldar: Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco, Cinco, Seis.
Rito: You know it's kinda hard to be a lion today.
Our subject is so cool
But Cole doesn't think that way
Cuz Cole don't have a clue
Goldar: He got a one for style
Rito: Everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial
Both: So don't deflate
Play it straight
You know Cole really doesn't
Get it anyway!
Gonna play the field
Keep it real
For you know a way
For you know a way
So if you don't break
Just over compensate
Atleast you know you can always
Go on Challenge Extreme!
The world needs wannabes
So hey hey do that brand new thing
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Goldar: And even Eddy thinks he's pretty fly for a lion!
Zedd: No I don't!
Rito: The Zack man loved his tunes
Any would suffice
He'd dance to Ice Cube
Goldar: Or even Vanilla Ice
Rito: But he kept talking in third person
And that got Jen angry
Before we could look twice
Goldar: She hung him in a tree!
Both: So don't deflate
Play it straight
You know the Zack man really doesn't
Get it anyway!
Gonna play the field
Keep it real
For you know a way
For you know a way
So if you don't break
Just over compensate
Atleast you know you can always
Go on Challenge Extreme!
The world needs wannabes
So hey hey do that brand new thing
Wes: Ha this is funny!
Rito: The bros wanted some tattoos
Goldar: They were getting ink done
Rito: They went and chickened out
Goldar: But Wes had already got one done
Rito: Jen says he tries to hard
Goldar: And he's not a bro
Rito: But in his own mind
Goldar: He's, he's an awesome bro!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Rito: Give it to me Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar roar! Roar roar!
Goldar: Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco, Cinco, Seis.
Both: So don't deflate
Play it straight
You know Wes really doesn't
Get it anyway!
Gonna play the field
Keep it real
For you know a way
For you know a way
So if you don't break
Just over compensate
Atleast you know you can always
Go on Challenge Extreme!
The world needs wannabes
But we hate wannabes
Fluffy wants to eat the wannabes
Hey hey do that brand new thing!
Tommy: We didn't chicken out!
Jason: Kat and Emily wouldn't let us
Kat: There is no way you're tattooing "Brojo" on your butt!
Wes: HEY! I'm not a wannabe!
Alpha 5: Sure you aren't. Let's go to the judges.
Ashley: Awesome as usual! Totally Ten!
Fluffy: Roar!
Ashley: You know he's talking ten!
Kim: That's cuz he was in it again!
Rito: What's that?
Goldar: Looks like someone's a little jealous cuz she didn't advance.
Lothor: Uhh let's see now. I'll give yas a seven.
Rito: You obviously don't know a ten when it's standing right in front of you!
Alpha 6: That gives you a score of 27. Next up is Tommy and Kat. Come spin the wheel.
Tommy: Ziet ya!
(The wheel starts spinning around at a ridiculous speed until it finally lands on "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.)
Tommy: Hi Kat!
Kat: Hi Tommy!
Tommy: Wanna fight some bad guys?
Kat: Not really.
Tommy: I'll save you!
Kat: I'm a Tommy girl
In a Tommy world
I just cry like a baby
And Tommy saves me
That stupid helmet messes up my hair
I carry a comb with me everywhere
I was the ranger
That was always in danger
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: I'm a Tommy girl
In a Tommy world
I just cry like a baby
And Tommy saves me
That stupid helmet messes up my hair
I carry a comb with me everywhere
I was the ranger
That was always in danger
I'm a blond ditzy girl
Trying to save the world
Zordon dressed me up in spandex
When Kim got bored
Tommy: That's my wife
She can't fight
But she looked cute in pink
She'd fall down
And she'd cry
Tommy save me!
Kat: I can't kick
I can't hit
But I make a good damsel in distress
Oooh oooh
I'm a Tommy girl
In a Tommy world
I just cry like a baby
And Tommy saves me
That stupid helmet messes up my hair
I carry a comb with me everywhere
I was the ranger
That was always in danger
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oohh
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oooh!
If Tommy walks
Or he talks
I'm right by his side
I make him look like a star
When he comes and save me
Tommy: I'm a hero
Number one
Yes I totally rule
I'm so great
The best ranger to date
I'm so cool
Kat: I can't kick
I can't hit
But I make a good damsel in distress
I can't kick
I can't hit
But I make a good damsel in distress
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oohh
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oooh!
I'm a Tommy girl
In a Tommy world
I just cry like a baby
And Tommy saves me
That stupid helmet messes up my hair
I carry a comb with me everywhere
I was the ranger
That was always in danger
I'm a Tommy girl
In a Tommy world
I just cry like a baby
And Tommy saves me
That stupid helmet messes up my hair
I carry a comb with me everywhere
I was the ranger
That was always in danger
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oohh
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Ow ow ow ow!
Tommy: Look out Kat!
Watch out for that!
Kat: Oooh oooh!
Oh you saved my life
Tommy: Well Kat that's what heroes are for
Oh I love you Tommy
Alpha 5: well at least she's honest to the fact that she can't fight. Judges?
Ashley: I liked it a lot. . .just not as much as I liked Ed's. I'll give yas a nine.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy says you two got mad style and you get a ten.
Tommy: Ziet ya!!
Lothor: What is this zeit ya you speak of? No matter, I'm gonna give you a nine.
Alpha 5: That gives you a score of a 28. Next up is our final act for this round Jason and Emily. Please come and spin the wheel.
Jason: Hey bro, check this out. YA!!!
(The wheel starts spinning even faster then it did for Tommy. It ends up flying off the stage and hits Wes in the head)
Wes: Ow!
Alpha 6: You broke my wheel!
Jason: Sorry bro, what song do I get to sing.
(Alpha 6 looks over at Wes who has the words "The Boy is Mine" imprinted into his forehead.)
Alpha 6: I guess "The Boy is Mine".
(The music starts up and Jason and Emily come out dressed in all gold. Jason has the cell phone and is messing with it.)
Emily: Excuse me can I please talk to you for a minute?
Jason: Uh huh sure, you know just give me a sec.
Emily: But I want to use the phone right now.
Jason: Em, but I'm busy right now.
Emily: Doing what?
Jason: Texting the Alphas.
Emily: You need to stop doing that.
Jason: No I don't its mine.
Emily: Huh. . . no its mine.
Both: You need to give it up
Had about enough
Its not hard to see
The Gold is mine.
Jason: I think its time we got this straight,
Sit and talk face to face.
There is no way you could mistake your color for gold.
Are you insane?
Emily: See I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me.
Cause you're blind if you can see
No one looks better in gold than me.
Jason: See I tried to hesitate
Didn't want say what Wes told me
He said without me
Gold would mean nothing to you
Aint that a shame
Emily: Maybe you misunderstood
Plus I can't see how he could
Jen has him on lockdown
He can't even make a sound
Both: The gold is mine.
You need to give it up.
Had about enough
Its not hard to see
The gold is mine.
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
It is shiny
The gold is mine
Emily: Must you do the things you do?
Keep on acting like a fool
You need to know its me not you
Who looks best in gold its true
Jason: I think you should realize
Try to understand why
It is a part of my life
I know its killing you inside.
Emily: You can say what you want to say
What I have you can't take
From the truth you can't escape.
I can tell real gold from the fake.
Jason: When will you get the picture
Treys the past I'm the future.
Get away its my gold that shines
If you didn't know it the gold is mine.
Both: You need to give it up.
Had about enough
Its not hard to see
The gold is mine.
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
It is shiny
The gold is mine
Emily: You can't destroy this gold I've found
Your silly games I won't allow
The gold is mine without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel.
Jason: What makes you think that you get gold?
When the Treys are the one that brought it to
The special place that's in my heart,
It was my love from the start.
Both: You need to give it up.
Had about enough
Its not hard to see
The gold is mine.
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
It is shiny
The gold is mine
Jason: Miiiiiiiine.
Emily:Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Not yours.
Jason: But mine.
Emily: Not yours.
Jason: But mine.
Emily: Not yours.
Jason: But mine.
Both: I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused.
It belongs to me.
The gold is mine!
Alpha 6: You guys are really creepy about the gold. Let's go to the judges.
Ashley: Great job. You must really love that gold huh?
Jason: More than you'll ever know.
Ashley: Creepy. I'll give yas an 8.
Fluffy: Roar! (holds up a ten)
Ashley: Fluffy loves gold too.
Lothor: Now let's see. I'll give you two an 8 as well.
Alpha 6: That gives Jason and Emily a score of 26. Which means that Zedd and Rita and Tommy and Kat are moving on to the final round.
Tommy: Alright!
Zedd: Just dandy.
Alpha 5: Okay in this final round a song will randomly play and you have to sing it. There's no preparation before hand.
Alpha 6: So let's get started. Rita and Zedd you're up first.
Zedd: Lovely.
(Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba" starts to play and Rita goes and sits back down leaving Zedd to go at this one alone)
Zedd: Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
What the hell is this crap? Why do I get the freak songs? Maybe Wes would like to come up here and sing this. We all know he's a master of making no sense.
My name is LOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRDDDD, Lord Zedd
Rito: He means Ed.
(As Zedd sings his song a shady figure is seen wandering in the shadows behind the judges area. The next thing we know Ashley and Fluffy are no where to be seen. . .)
Zedd: And I quit again. Time to go the judges.
Alpha 6: You really need to stop doing that. That's my job. Judges?
(Everyone looks over to the judges area and sees two seats are empty)
Alpha 6: Lothor, where are Ashley and Fluffy?
Lothor: Huh? I dunno. Some shady character kidnapped them or something. I recall hearing the girl call out "help".
Rito: This is terrible! Someone stole Fluffy. . .and Ashley!
Goldar: We need to find them!
Kim: We need to get the police or a detective or something!
Jen: Oh no! She said detective!
Jason: Never fear! Detective 00Jason
Tommy: And Dr. Thompson are here!
Jason: I'll crack this case in no time!
Kat: You had to say detective didn't you?
Karone: Now he's gonna make us all dress up again!
Jason: Okay everyone time for Murder Mystery Gear!
(Everyone groans and the next thing they know everyone is back into their "murder mystery gear" yet again.)
Alpha 5: NO NO NO! I'll be damned if I'm getting puked on again!
Kim: Am I missing something?
Andros: You don't need to know. Just be glad you weren't on the race.
Jason: Okay before we get started let's go over everyone's way cool murder mystery names since we have a few new people here. Ahem. Now, I am (holds up sign) Detective 00Jason. . .Private I.
Jen: You mean eye. (points to her eye)
Jason: That's what I said. . ."I". See it's right here. . .on my sign. Now everyone that was on the race gets to keep his or her mystery names too. Except for Wes. You can't be Mr. Body anymore cuz you're not the victim this time. Of course, as you already know, your names are not as cool as mine, but still they're pretty cool. Tommy, you are Dr. Thompson my partner on this case. Zedd, you're Lord Zedd. . .the third.
Zedd: I am not a third. I am the one and only!
Jason: Whatever third. And Rita, you're Lady Zedd. . .his wife. Wes, you're now Mr. Scarlet. Cuz you're gonna get married to Jen eventually.
Jen: Over my dead body!
Jason: That can be my next case!
Alpha 5: We're not gonna get to finding Ashley or Fluffy anytime soon are we?
Jason: In a minute! I'm still giving out names!
Rito: I can tell you who did it! It was Cole! Cole did it cuz he wants my lion!
Jason: But why would he want Ashley?
Rito: Cuz he took my lion!!!!
Jason: Temper. . .temper.
Jen: Get on with it.
Jason: No need to rush. Jen, you're Ms. Scarlet again. Kat and Em, you're the maids. Fifi and Gigi.
Kat: Still?
Jason: Remember. . .the maids never do it. Plus you have maid outfits on. . .duh! And Em is Gigi cuz Jason and Gigi start with the same letter.
Emily: Exactly.
Kim: No they don't.
Jason: Uh I think you're mistaken Mrs. Peacock! And Rocky, you're Professor Purple!
Tommy: Clue does it again!
Jason: Oh yeah! Andros, you're the butler. . .the not so EVIL anymore butler. You don't have a name. . .we just call you the not so evil anymore butler. Karone, you're his sister, cuz EVERY not so evil anymore butler had an not so evil anymore sister. Cole, you're Dr. Dolittle. And Maya you're Mrs. Dolittle.
Rito: You might as well just call him the lion stealer!!!
Cole: I didn't do it!
Rito: The words of a true criminal!
Jason: Eric and Merrick, you're the mysterious guys with initials for last names. We'll call Eric Mr. E and Merrick Mr. M. Marah, you're Ms. M. . .no relation to Mr. M. . .and Kapri, you're Ms. K. Rito and Goldar are the "clients" Mr. Goldman and Mr. Skeleton. Alpha 5 you're once again Professor Alpha the fifth. Alpha 6 you're Professor Alpha the sixth. Okay that's everyone. . .any questions?
Rito: I have a question. When are we gonna arrest Cole for stealing my lion?
Cole: I didn't do it. Red lion was my friend too and I want to find him just as much as you do.
Rito: I WANT MY LION! YOU TOOK MY LION! GIMME BACK MY LION! And Ashley too!
Jason: People, people we all need to calm down. There's no need to point fingers. We haven't even sang the theme song yet.
Marah: Theme song?
Jason: Yes! Because of popular demand, I have written a theme song about my detective skills. Hit it Em!
(Emily hits the play button to Jason's tape player and the tune of "Chip'N Dale Rescue Rangers" starts to play and Tommy and Jason start dancing around with magnifying glasses)
Jason: Sometimes some crimes
Go slipping through the cracks
Zedd: (interrupting) All of them do! You don't solve anything!
Tommy: Bro I got gum on my shoe
Jason: Are picking up the slack
Kat and Emily: (Emily seems more enthused than Kat) There's no case too big
No case too small
When you need help just call
Jason: Da da da Double O Ja-son
Tommy: An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Both: You know it never fails once we're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong get solved
Jason: Fresh prints
Not since
Tommy: Watson and Mr. Holmes
Jason: Have two minds
So fine
Tommy: Look under every stone
Kat and Emily: (Emily seems more enthused than Kat) When you need some help to save the day
They're never far away
Jason: Da da da Double O Ja-son
Tommy: An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Both: You know it never fails once we're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong get solved
Kat and Emily: (Emily seems more enthused than Kat) Gray skies
It's trouble
Bad guys
See double
When they're around
The chips are never down
Jason: Da da da Double O Ja-son
Tommy: An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Both: You know it never fails
We'll take the clues
And find the where and whys and whos
(Goldar plays a sax solo for the rock out as Jason, Tommy, and Emily start dancing around the room)
Jason: Play it Goldar!!
Kat and Emily: (Emily seems more enthused than Kat) Gray skies
It's trouble
Bad guys
See double
When they're around
The chips are never down
Jason: Da da da Double O Ja-son
Tommy: An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Both: You know it never fails
We'll take the clues
And find the where and whys and whos
All four: Da da da Double O Ja-son
An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Da da da Double O Ja-son
An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Da da da Double O Ja-son
An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Emily: They'll never let you down! Never let you down!
All four: Da da da Double O Ja-son
An an an an And Dr. Thompson.
Jason: That rocked!
Tommy: Oh yeah!!
Emily: Totally bro!
Kat: What? I think we've lost her to the dumb side!
Tommy: Kat you need to work on your part in the song.
Jason: You didn't seem into it at all.
Kat: That's cuz I don't want to be into it.
Tommy: Sure ya do. Just keep trying!
Jason: Soon you'll be one of us.
Tommy and Emily: One of us! One of us! One of us!
Kat: No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jason: Dude, I think Kat's losing it.
Tommy: Kat you okay?
Kat: Huh? Yeah, fine.
Rito: Hello?! Have you forgotten about my lion?!
Jason: Oh right, the case.
Zedd: Oh by the way boys, I was just wondering if you two knew who exactly Watson and Holmes were?
Tommy: Guys.
Jason: Yeah, guys. Guys that are in our song.
Tommy: Look Emily wrote that part. We just sing okay.
Jason: Now that that's cleared up, let's get on with this case!
Kim: And how exactly are we to get on with it?
Jason: Uhhh. . .well I think it's safe to say that none of us took Ashley and Fluffy. We were all in the same room watching Ed sing.
Rito: COLE DID IT!
Tommy: Cole has the same alibi as everyone else does. He couldn't of taken them.
Kat: Alibi? Let me guess, word a day toilet paper does it again?
Tommy: Oh yeah!
Jason: Plus Cole has no motive to take Ashley.
Emily: Did you get motive from toilet paper?
Jason: Nah, heard it on a cop show. The question is, who would want to kidnap both Ashley and Fluffy. And why?
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!
To be continued.