Power Rangers Challenge Extreme
Ep. 5 - The Case of the Missing Lion. . .and Ashley
Alpha 5: In our last episode the contestants discovered that they have a mystery on their hands. Someone has kidnapped Fluffy and Ashley, leaving the rest of the contestants in chaos.
Alpha 6: And Kimberly made the fatal mistake of bringing up the word D-E-T- E-C-T-I-V-E and we all got stuck playing the "murder mystery game" again.
Alpha 5: Why'd you spell out detective?
Alpha 6: Shh!!! Don't say that! He'll hear you!
Jason: Have no fear! Detective 00Jason is here!
Alpha 6: See what you did?! So anyway, now the doof is walking around telling people to go to the Conservatory and get him candlesticks.
Alpha 5: At the rate we're going, Fluffy and Ashley are going to be lost forever.
Jason: Where are my candlesticks?
Andros: Where are your candlesticks? Where are you candlesticks?! HOW ABOUT WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND?!
Jason: Dude, Karone's right over there. She's not missing.
Andros and Karone: EW!!!!
Karone: He's my brother!!!
Andros: And she's my sister!!
Andros and Karone: THAT IS SO GROSS!!!
Tommy: Are you sure?
Jason: I could have sworn you two went out.
Andros: YES I'M SURE SHE'S MY SISTER!! ASHLEY IS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
Tommy: Really?
Andros: (dripping with sarcasm) No I'm lying.
Jason: I knew it!
Karone: That was sarcasm you ninny! How could you not know we are brother and sister?!
Tommy: I dunno. You two are like always around each other.
Karone: Are you dating Jason?! Cuz you two are always around each other?!
Jason: That's just wrong.
Andros: WELL SO IS SAYING THAT I DATE KARONE! Sorry! I wasn't aware that I wasn't allowed to spend time with my sister who was kidnapped as a child and I didn't get to see again for years!
Jason: Sorry bro. It's a common mistake.
Karone: No it's not! Ew! Andros and me? Ew ew ew ew!!
Zedd: Umm excuse me. This has nothing to do with the subject at hand, but don't Dr. uhh Dr. Tommy and that blond girl in the maid outfit. . .the one that didn't go insane. . .have to sing? I had to sing.
Goldar: How can you think of singing at a time like this Ed?!
Zedd: Well I had to sing more than anyone else.
Goldar: There are more important things than singing!!!
Alpha 5: Well we really don't have to finish the "mission". I mean two teams already went off on a space ship.
Zedd: You mean I sang for nothing?!
Alpha 5: Looks like it. We're just gonna go by the scores from round 2 to determine a winner. So hey you won! Congrats.
Zedd: I won? What do I get?
Goldar: I can't believe you're thinking about prizes at a time like this!!!
Zedd: Shut up! I won! And I want my prize!
Alpha 5: You won a brand new karaoke machine!
Zedd: Well that's crap! I want money!
Alpha 5: Sorry that's what you get.
Rita: Gimme that! (turns on the machine and grabs the mic) I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
Zedd: Oh now she wants to sing!
(Just then a shady figure is seen in the shadows once again. Two screams are heard but everyone is two busy arguing to notice)
Merrick: Hey Marah, I'm gonna go try and calm down Goldar okay? Marah? (looks around the room) Marah? I CAN'T FIND MARAH!! Eric, what did you do with Marah?
Eric: I didn't do anything! What did you do with Kapri? I can't find her either!
Merrick: You took Marah! You took her cuz you're jealous that we make such an awesome team!
Eric: No, you took Kapri!! You took her cuz we dress better than you!
(As Eric and Merrick bicker back and forth, 00Jason takes the microphone from the karaoke machine off of Rita)
Jason: Attention everyone! Marah and Kapri are now missing as well. I think everyone just needs to calm down a little bit and stop pointing fingers so we can work together and get everyone back before someone else gets kidnapped.
Kim: Well I think that maybe if you were any good of a detective this case would be solved by now and no one would have to point fingers.
Emily: Hey! At least he's trying!
Kat: All you're doing is sitting around complaining about wearing these stupid clothes!
Kim: Well explain to me the point of wearing them?
Kat: You're the one who said detective!
Kim: I meant a REAL detective not Detective 00Doof and Dr. Dork!
Emily: You take that back! Before I. . .
Kim: Before you what? Start crying to your husbands? (mocking) Boo hoo hoo Tommy, Jason save us!
Kat: That's it!
(Kat and Emily lunge at Kim and the three of them start rolling around on the ground, pulling each other's hair.)
Rocky: (to Tommy and Jason) Hey! Get your wives off Kim!
Tommy and Jason: Get Kim off our wives!
Rocky: This is all you stupid idiots' faults! If you were any good at anything, no one would be arguing!
Jason: Hey! We're good at something!
Rocky: Like what?
Tommy: Like kicking your ass!
(Tommy and Jason lunge at Rocky and the three boys break out into an all out brawl. As the boys are fighting the shady figure once again appears and three screams are heard causing the boys to stop)
Tommy: Kat?
Jason: Em?
Rocky: Kim?
All three: Aww dammit!
Tommy: Way to go Rocky! Now the girls are missing!
Rocky: Yeah and it's all your fault!
Tommy: My fault? Try yours!
Jason: (with the karaoke mic) Attention! Attention! Three more people are missing! This time it's personal! Kim, Kat, and more importantly my wife Emily are missing! Please everyone we need to stop fighting and look for clues!
Rito: What we need to do is arrest Cole! He's a maniac!
Cole: For the last time I didn't do anything!
Rito: Except steal my lion!
Maya: It wasn't even your lion! If anyone here stole something it was you!
Rito: He's my lion! I want my lion! You took my lion! GIMME BACK MY LION!
Maya: And you're calling Cole a maniac?!
Karone: He's just upset that Fluffy's missing, give him a break.
Maya: His name is RED LION!
Rito and Karone: Fluffy!
Cole and Maya: Red Lion!
Rito and Karone: Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
Cole and Maya: Red Lion! Red Lion! Red Lion!
(As the four of them bicker back and forth the shady figure once again appears in the shadows)
Rito: FLUFFY!
Cole: RED LION!!
Rito: Fluff. . .Karonie?
Cole: Red. . .Maya?
Rito: NOW YOU TOOK KARONIE TOO!! You are an evil evil man!!
Cole: How could I have taken her if I was STANDING HERE WITH YOU?! Maya's missing too!!
Rito: You took her too!! You're that messed up!!
Cole: I didn't take anyone!
Rito: Except for all the missing people!!!
Jason: (picking up the mic which is now unoccupied by Rita) Attention! Two more people are missing! Wait a minute. . .Zedd, where's Rita?
Zedd: You're the detective. You tell me!
Jason: Correction. Three more people are now missing. Rita, Maya, and Karone have all been kidnapped.
Andros: My sister was kidnapped?! Oh no not again! Flashbacks! I'm having flashback! Where's my rock?! I need a rock! (sits on a rock and starts rocking back and forth) Find a happy place. Find a happy place.
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(Over at Angel Grove Beach Resort you see a shady figure dressed in a hooded robe go into what seems like a closet door. But in reality it is an evil lair where our contestants are being held captive.)
Shady guy 1: It's just a matter of time before we have everyone at our mercy!!
Shady guy 2: We're going to make each and every one of you pay dearly!
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: (laughing hysterically) Fluffy you crack me up! (points at the shady guys and starts laughing even harder)
Shady guy 3: What? What did he say?!
Maya: (laughing just as hard as Ashley) Wouldn't you like to know!
Kim: What did he say?
(Maya and Ashley start whispering to the rest of the girls and they all start pointing and laughing at the shady guys)
Shady guy 1: I will not stand for this kind of insult! Stop this at once!!
(All the girls start laughing even harder)
Shady guy 1: I said stop it!
(Just then the door opens and shady guy 4 pops his head in and pulls his hood down)
Leo: Hey Zhane! Can I go kidnap someone? I'm bored of guarding the door.
Shady guy 1: (pulling his hood down revealing that he's Zhane) You idiot! What part of we're not using our names don't you understand?!
Leo: What?
Karone: Please Zhane. I knew it was you when I heard your voice.
Zhane: Dammit!
Kat: Were your identities supposed to be secret? Cuz we all know who you are. The short one is Justin, and the other one is TJ.
Shady guy 2: (taking off his hood revealing that he's TJ) I told you wearing hoods was dumb!
Shady guy 3: (taking off his hood revealing that he's Justin) And I told you Leo shouldn't be in UPS!
Kim: UPS?
Zhane: Yes! We are the Unpopular Power Society!
Marah: I though UPS stood for United Postal Service?
TJ: It does. . .dammit!
Justin: I told you we shouldn't let Leo make up the name! But no one ever listens to me!
Emily: That's cuz you're seven.
Justin: I AM NOT SEVEN!!
(the girls all start laughing and pointing at the UPS again)
Zhane: Enough with this! You will not mock me! Soon we will have you all captured and you will meet your doom!
Ashley: Uh huh, I've heard that one before.
Kapri: (sarcastically) Please save us from the scary dorks in robes!
(The girls start laughing again)
Zhane: You think it's funny huh? Well the dorks in robes captured all of you!
Kat: So what?
Emily: You captured a bunch of poor defenseless girls. Whoop de doo.
Kim: Does that make you feel all masculine or something?
Karone: Funny how you haven't managed to get Jen.
Ashley: Are you afraid of the big bad Jen boys?
TJ: We're not afraid of anyone!
Marah: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Kapri: If you're so tough then kidnap Jen!
Zhane: FINE! We'll show you!
(Zhane, TJ, and Justin storm out of the evil lair)
Ashley: Ten bucks says they wimp out and settle for Wes.
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(Back on the beach. . .)
Jason: I miss the girls!!
Tommy: What's the point of acting doofy if Kat's not here to see?
Andros: Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
Jen: YOU PEOPLE NEED TO SUCK IT UP!! We're not gonna get anywhere by crying.
Merrick: I want Marah! Without Marah I'm just plain M.
Eric: And I want Kapri too!
Rocky: I'm hungry and Kim's not here to give me food!!
Jen: If I get my hands on whoever took the other girls I'm gonna rip them all to shreds.
(Just then the members of the UPS are seen hiding behind Jen in the bushes)
Jen: You people are pathetic! You're all acting like Wes! Speaking of Wes, where is he?
Wes: HELP!
(The UPS has as Ashley predicted whimped out and taken Wes instead of Jen)
Jen: Oh no! You are not taking him! AFTER THEM BOYS!
(The boys and Jen take off after the UPS)
Zedd: You gonna go with them?
Lothor: Nah. Are you?
Zedd: Nah. Think they'll get captured too?
Lothor: Yup.
Zedd: Good.
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(Back at the evil lair. . .)
Leo: Yeah so Zhane's undies broke and he fell out of the tree. I was hanging and he said he'd let me down if I joined his club thing. I didn't really want to, I just wanted to get down. Plus I've never been asked to be in a club before. But I hate this club, they don't let me do anything but hold the keys and guard the door.
Karone: You have the keys?! (thinks for a minute) If you let us free, you can be in our club. It's the Way Cool People Club.
Leo: Really? You think I'm way cool?
Karone: Sure, sure. Just let us out.
Leo: This is so cool! So way cool!
(Leo frees Karone and is about to free the others when the UPS come back with Wes. . .)
Wes: Hi girls.
Ashley: Ha! I knew it! You all owe me ten dollars!
Rita: Jen too much for ya huh boys?
Zhane: We got a guy, that's better.
Kat: No it's not. Jen could probably beat up all the boys.
Emily: And you totally got the weakest link as far as the male contestants go.
Wes: So true.
Zhane: Leo, what are you doing?!
Leo: Being way cool!
Karone: He's not gonna listen to a loser like you anymore!
Zhane: Oh yeah?
Karone: Yeah! And by the way it is so over between us! Now go ahead Leo, defend my honor.
Leo: Uhh okay.
(Then the door is kicked in and Jen and the boys come storming in the lair. . .)
Jen: HI YA!
Jason: Never fear! Detective. . .
Jen: SHUT UP!
The girls: Yay! It's Jen. . .and the boys.
Rito: Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar!!
Jen: No one is kidnapping Wes on my watch! He's not allowed to go anywhere. If he moves, he's bound to get in trouble. Like right now, he ruined your evil plan!
Wes: YOU LOVE ME!!
Jen: You wish.
Wes: You came to save me! You love me!!! You LOVE me!!
Jen: Shut up already! You losers are gonna be sorry. You kidnapped the wrong group of people.
Kat: Their name is UPS.
Tommy: Evil postmen I see. Well your reign of terror is over! ZIET YA!
Jason: YA!
Rocky: CHA!
Cole: Ki Ya!
Jen: HI YA!!!
Goldar: Wah Cha!
Andros: Si Ya!
Eric and Merrick: Key Ya!
Rito: Ka powey!
(The boys and Jen attack the UPS as Leo and Karone free the rest of the girls, Wes, and Fluffy. When the fight comes to an end the UPS ends up tied together lying in the middle of the lair)
Jason: Looks like another case solved by Detective 00Jason!
Tommy: And Dr. Thompson!
Kat and Emily: Our heroes!
Jason: All in a day's work.
Eric: We're glad to see
Merrick: Marah and Kapri
Goldar: You guys just rhymed!
Rito: Hooray!
Eric: I'm sorry about the fight
Merrick: It's time to set things right
Eric: Together we're the best
Merrick: Better than all the rest
Eric: Being apart is wrong
Merrick: Now Team IC will sing our song!
(trumpets blare)
Eric: I'm Eric!
Merrick: I'm Merrick!
Eric: Our names rhyme.
Merrick: We were the best 6th rangers of all time.
Eric: I was Quantum Ranger.
Merrick: I think I was a wolf.
Eric: We never run from danger.
Merrick: Yeah I was definitely a wolf.
Marah: Glad to see you two aren't fighting anymore.
Jen: Okay enough of this. . .what are we going to do with these three?
Rito: I know! Fluffy's hungry!
Fluffy: Roar!
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(Back on the beach. . .)
Zedd: Ah this is the life! No more cheerleaders calling me Ed.
Lothor: I hear you! No more annoying nieces making me judge things.
Alpha 6: No more stupid morons.
Alpha 5: No more "missions".
Zedd: Like I said, this is the life!
Fluffy: (jumping on top of Zedd) Roar!
Zedd: Ahh!!!
Rito, Goldar, and Ashley: Hi Ed!!
Rita: We're back Zeddy!
Zedd: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Marah and Kapri: Hi Uncle!
Lothor: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Alpha 6: Looks like we spoke too soon.
Eric: The case is done!
Merrick: Time for more "mission" fun!
Alpha 5: Oh god, they're rhyming again.
Leo: Hey Alphas!
Alpha 6: Why is he here?
Leo: I'm in the way cool people club!
Rocky: I hate to interrupt the big reunion, but I'm starving.
Jason: Me too! Being a detective is hard work.
Tommy: So is being a doctor.
Jason: Ya now what I think we need for cracking the case?
Tommy and Jason: CANDY!!!
Wes: I want some too.
Jen: No! You got caught!
Alpha 5: How did you all get free anyway?
The girls minus Jen: Jen.
The boys minus Wes: What about us?
Kim: Oh the boys were there too.
Jason: Hey! Tommy and I saved the day! We should get medals or something!
Tommy: Yeah! I wanna medal.
Kat: We know.
Emily: You're our heroes.
(Kat and Emily kiss Tommy and Jason)
Tommy and Jason: Hee hee hee
Alpha 6: Who ended up being the cuprites anyway?
Tommy: Evil postmen.
Ashley: He means the UPS.
Zedd: The United Postal Service kidnapped all of you?
Karone: No, no. Zhane, TJ, and that seven year old formed some Unpopular Power Society thing to get revenge on us for making fun of them.
Rito: I knew it was that poopy Zhane all along!
Cole: But. . .oh forget it!
Lothor: What did you guys do with them?
Fluffy: Burp.
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Alpha 6: Well here are the scores from Say What? Rangeroke.
Group 1-------------------Score************Group 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------20 *********** (1) Zedd and Rita ----------22
(2) Tommy and Kat --------13 *********** (2) Rito and Goldar --------15
(3) Rocky and Kim ---------13 *********** (3) Eric and Kapri ----------13
(4) Wes and Jen ------------13 *********** (4) Merrick and Marah ----13
(5) Billy and Trini -------------X *********** (5) Andros and Karone ---10
(6) Adam and Tanya --------X ********** (6) Cole and Maya -----------9
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------X ********** (7) Zhane and Ashley ------X
Alpha 5: Since two teams have already eliminated their selves by taking off in my space ship yet again, group one does not have to deliberate. Group two however needs to vote off two teams.
Eric and Merrick: WAIT!
Eric: We want to thank Marah and Kapri
Merrick: They were great partners you see
Eric: But we are friends again
Merrick: So for us this is the end
Eric: We do not want to compete or fight
Merrick: We just want to cheer for Ed with all our might!
Zedd: Why me?!
Rito: Goooooooooooo ED!
Alpha 6: Works for me. Tune in next time for the final "mission" before the final inner circle is formed.
Alpha 5: With three teams in group one all tied up it's anybody's game!
Jen: We wouldn't be tied up if Wes sang actual words!
Wes: Sorry Jen.
Jason: Don't forget to mention that the awesome 00Jason and his wife Gigi are in the lead for group one!! Me and Emily are still the champions my friends! And we're gonna keep fighting till the end! We are the champions! We are the champions! No time for losers like Wes cuz we are the champions!
Alpha 5: It's almost over. It's almost over! Just a few more days with these morons.
Emily: OF THE WORLD!
End Show.
Ep. 5 - The Case of the Missing Lion. . .and Ashley
Alpha 5: In our last episode the contestants discovered that they have a mystery on their hands. Someone has kidnapped Fluffy and Ashley, leaving the rest of the contestants in chaos.
Alpha 6: And Kimberly made the fatal mistake of bringing up the word D-E-T- E-C-T-I-V-E and we all got stuck playing the "murder mystery game" again.
Alpha 5: Why'd you spell out detective?
Alpha 6: Shh!!! Don't say that! He'll hear you!
Jason: Have no fear! Detective 00Jason is here!
Alpha 6: See what you did?! So anyway, now the doof is walking around telling people to go to the Conservatory and get him candlesticks.
Alpha 5: At the rate we're going, Fluffy and Ashley are going to be lost forever.
Jason: Where are my candlesticks?
Andros: Where are your candlesticks? Where are you candlesticks?! HOW ABOUT WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND?!
Jason: Dude, Karone's right over there. She's not missing.
Andros and Karone: EW!!!!
Karone: He's my brother!!!
Andros: And she's my sister!!
Andros and Karone: THAT IS SO GROSS!!!
Tommy: Are you sure?
Jason: I could have sworn you two went out.
Andros: YES I'M SURE SHE'S MY SISTER!! ASHLEY IS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
Tommy: Really?
Andros: (dripping with sarcasm) No I'm lying.
Jason: I knew it!
Karone: That was sarcasm you ninny! How could you not know we are brother and sister?!
Tommy: I dunno. You two are like always around each other.
Karone: Are you dating Jason?! Cuz you two are always around each other?!
Jason: That's just wrong.
Andros: WELL SO IS SAYING THAT I DATE KARONE! Sorry! I wasn't aware that I wasn't allowed to spend time with my sister who was kidnapped as a child and I didn't get to see again for years!
Jason: Sorry bro. It's a common mistake.
Karone: No it's not! Ew! Andros and me? Ew ew ew ew!!
Zedd: Umm excuse me. This has nothing to do with the subject at hand, but don't Dr. uhh Dr. Tommy and that blond girl in the maid outfit. . .the one that didn't go insane. . .have to sing? I had to sing.
Goldar: How can you think of singing at a time like this Ed?!
Zedd: Well I had to sing more than anyone else.
Goldar: There are more important things than singing!!!
Alpha 5: Well we really don't have to finish the "mission". I mean two teams already went off on a space ship.
Zedd: You mean I sang for nothing?!
Alpha 5: Looks like it. We're just gonna go by the scores from round 2 to determine a winner. So hey you won! Congrats.
Zedd: I won? What do I get?
Goldar: I can't believe you're thinking about prizes at a time like this!!!
Zedd: Shut up! I won! And I want my prize!
Alpha 5: You won a brand new karaoke machine!
Zedd: Well that's crap! I want money!
Alpha 5: Sorry that's what you get.
Rita: Gimme that! (turns on the machine and grabs the mic) I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
Zedd: Oh now she wants to sing!
(Just then a shady figure is seen in the shadows once again. Two screams are heard but everyone is two busy arguing to notice)
Merrick: Hey Marah, I'm gonna go try and calm down Goldar okay? Marah? (looks around the room) Marah? I CAN'T FIND MARAH!! Eric, what did you do with Marah?
Eric: I didn't do anything! What did you do with Kapri? I can't find her either!
Merrick: You took Marah! You took her cuz you're jealous that we make such an awesome team!
Eric: No, you took Kapri!! You took her cuz we dress better than you!
(As Eric and Merrick bicker back and forth, 00Jason takes the microphone from the karaoke machine off of Rita)
Jason: Attention everyone! Marah and Kapri are now missing as well. I think everyone just needs to calm down a little bit and stop pointing fingers so we can work together and get everyone back before someone else gets kidnapped.
Kim: Well I think that maybe if you were any good of a detective this case would be solved by now and no one would have to point fingers.
Emily: Hey! At least he's trying!
Kat: All you're doing is sitting around complaining about wearing these stupid clothes!
Kim: Well explain to me the point of wearing them?
Kat: You're the one who said detective!
Kim: I meant a REAL detective not Detective 00Doof and Dr. Dork!
Emily: You take that back! Before I. . .
Kim: Before you what? Start crying to your husbands? (mocking) Boo hoo hoo Tommy, Jason save us!
Kat: That's it!
(Kat and Emily lunge at Kim and the three of them start rolling around on the ground, pulling each other's hair.)
Rocky: (to Tommy and Jason) Hey! Get your wives off Kim!
Tommy and Jason: Get Kim off our wives!
Rocky: This is all you stupid idiots' faults! If you were any good at anything, no one would be arguing!
Jason: Hey! We're good at something!
Rocky: Like what?
Tommy: Like kicking your ass!
(Tommy and Jason lunge at Rocky and the three boys break out into an all out brawl. As the boys are fighting the shady figure once again appears and three screams are heard causing the boys to stop)
Tommy: Kat?
Jason: Em?
Rocky: Kim?
All three: Aww dammit!
Tommy: Way to go Rocky! Now the girls are missing!
Rocky: Yeah and it's all your fault!
Tommy: My fault? Try yours!
Jason: (with the karaoke mic) Attention! Attention! Three more people are missing! This time it's personal! Kim, Kat, and more importantly my wife Emily are missing! Please everyone we need to stop fighting and look for clues!
Rito: What we need to do is arrest Cole! He's a maniac!
Cole: For the last time I didn't do anything!
Rito: Except steal my lion!
Maya: It wasn't even your lion! If anyone here stole something it was you!
Rito: He's my lion! I want my lion! You took my lion! GIMME BACK MY LION!
Maya: And you're calling Cole a maniac?!
Karone: He's just upset that Fluffy's missing, give him a break.
Maya: His name is RED LION!
Rito and Karone: Fluffy!
Cole and Maya: Red Lion!
Rito and Karone: Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
Cole and Maya: Red Lion! Red Lion! Red Lion!
(As the four of them bicker back and forth the shady figure once again appears in the shadows)
Rito: FLUFFY!
Cole: RED LION!!
Rito: Fluff. . .Karonie?
Cole: Red. . .Maya?
Rito: NOW YOU TOOK KARONIE TOO!! You are an evil evil man!!
Cole: How could I have taken her if I was STANDING HERE WITH YOU?! Maya's missing too!!
Rito: You took her too!! You're that messed up!!
Cole: I didn't take anyone!
Rito: Except for all the missing people!!!
Jason: (picking up the mic which is now unoccupied by Rita) Attention! Two more people are missing! Wait a minute. . .Zedd, where's Rita?
Zedd: You're the detective. You tell me!
Jason: Correction. Three more people are now missing. Rita, Maya, and Karone have all been kidnapped.
Andros: My sister was kidnapped?! Oh no not again! Flashbacks! I'm having flashback! Where's my rock?! I need a rock! (sits on a rock and starts rocking back and forth) Find a happy place. Find a happy place.
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(Over at Angel Grove Beach Resort you see a shady figure dressed in a hooded robe go into what seems like a closet door. But in reality it is an evil lair where our contestants are being held captive.)
Shady guy 1: It's just a matter of time before we have everyone at our mercy!!
Shady guy 2: We're going to make each and every one of you pay dearly!
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: (laughing hysterically) Fluffy you crack me up! (points at the shady guys and starts laughing even harder)
Shady guy 3: What? What did he say?!
Maya: (laughing just as hard as Ashley) Wouldn't you like to know!
Kim: What did he say?
(Maya and Ashley start whispering to the rest of the girls and they all start pointing and laughing at the shady guys)
Shady guy 1: I will not stand for this kind of insult! Stop this at once!!
(All the girls start laughing even harder)
Shady guy 1: I said stop it!
(Just then the door opens and shady guy 4 pops his head in and pulls his hood down)
Leo: Hey Zhane! Can I go kidnap someone? I'm bored of guarding the door.
Shady guy 1: (pulling his hood down revealing that he's Zhane) You idiot! What part of we're not using our names don't you understand?!
Leo: What?
Karone: Please Zhane. I knew it was you when I heard your voice.
Zhane: Dammit!
Kat: Were your identities supposed to be secret? Cuz we all know who you are. The short one is Justin, and the other one is TJ.
Shady guy 2: (taking off his hood revealing that he's TJ) I told you wearing hoods was dumb!
Shady guy 3: (taking off his hood revealing that he's Justin) And I told you Leo shouldn't be in UPS!
Kim: UPS?
Zhane: Yes! We are the Unpopular Power Society!
Marah: I though UPS stood for United Postal Service?
TJ: It does. . .dammit!
Justin: I told you we shouldn't let Leo make up the name! But no one ever listens to me!
Emily: That's cuz you're seven.
Justin: I AM NOT SEVEN!!
(the girls all start laughing and pointing at the UPS again)
Zhane: Enough with this! You will not mock me! Soon we will have you all captured and you will meet your doom!
Ashley: Uh huh, I've heard that one before.
Kapri: (sarcastically) Please save us from the scary dorks in robes!
(The girls start laughing again)
Zhane: You think it's funny huh? Well the dorks in robes captured all of you!
Kat: So what?
Emily: You captured a bunch of poor defenseless girls. Whoop de doo.
Kim: Does that make you feel all masculine or something?
Karone: Funny how you haven't managed to get Jen.
Ashley: Are you afraid of the big bad Jen boys?
TJ: We're not afraid of anyone!
Marah: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Kapri: If you're so tough then kidnap Jen!
Zhane: FINE! We'll show you!
(Zhane, TJ, and Justin storm out of the evil lair)
Ashley: Ten bucks says they wimp out and settle for Wes.
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(Back on the beach. . .)
Jason: I miss the girls!!
Tommy: What's the point of acting doofy if Kat's not here to see?
Andros: Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
Jen: YOU PEOPLE NEED TO SUCK IT UP!! We're not gonna get anywhere by crying.
Merrick: I want Marah! Without Marah I'm just plain M.
Eric: And I want Kapri too!
Rocky: I'm hungry and Kim's not here to give me food!!
Jen: If I get my hands on whoever took the other girls I'm gonna rip them all to shreds.
(Just then the members of the UPS are seen hiding behind Jen in the bushes)
Jen: You people are pathetic! You're all acting like Wes! Speaking of Wes, where is he?
Wes: HELP!
(The UPS has as Ashley predicted whimped out and taken Wes instead of Jen)
Jen: Oh no! You are not taking him! AFTER THEM BOYS!
(The boys and Jen take off after the UPS)
Zedd: You gonna go with them?
Lothor: Nah. Are you?
Zedd: Nah. Think they'll get captured too?
Lothor: Yup.
Zedd: Good.
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(Back at the evil lair. . .)
Leo: Yeah so Zhane's undies broke and he fell out of the tree. I was hanging and he said he'd let me down if I joined his club thing. I didn't really want to, I just wanted to get down. Plus I've never been asked to be in a club before. But I hate this club, they don't let me do anything but hold the keys and guard the door.
Karone: You have the keys?! (thinks for a minute) If you let us free, you can be in our club. It's the Way Cool People Club.
Leo: Really? You think I'm way cool?
Karone: Sure, sure. Just let us out.
Leo: This is so cool! So way cool!
(Leo frees Karone and is about to free the others when the UPS come back with Wes. . .)
Wes: Hi girls.
Ashley: Ha! I knew it! You all owe me ten dollars!
Rita: Jen too much for ya huh boys?
Zhane: We got a guy, that's better.
Kat: No it's not. Jen could probably beat up all the boys.
Emily: And you totally got the weakest link as far as the male contestants go.
Wes: So true.
Zhane: Leo, what are you doing?!
Leo: Being way cool!
Karone: He's not gonna listen to a loser like you anymore!
Zhane: Oh yeah?
Karone: Yeah! And by the way it is so over between us! Now go ahead Leo, defend my honor.
Leo: Uhh okay.
(Then the door is kicked in and Jen and the boys come storming in the lair. . .)
Jen: HI YA!
Jason: Never fear! Detective. . .
Jen: SHUT UP!
The girls: Yay! It's Jen. . .and the boys.
Rito: Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar!!
Jen: No one is kidnapping Wes on my watch! He's not allowed to go anywhere. If he moves, he's bound to get in trouble. Like right now, he ruined your evil plan!
Wes: YOU LOVE ME!!
Jen: You wish.
Wes: You came to save me! You love me!!! You LOVE me!!
Jen: Shut up already! You losers are gonna be sorry. You kidnapped the wrong group of people.
Kat: Their name is UPS.
Tommy: Evil postmen I see. Well your reign of terror is over! ZIET YA!
Jason: YA!
Rocky: CHA!
Cole: Ki Ya!
Jen: HI YA!!!
Goldar: Wah Cha!
Andros: Si Ya!
Eric and Merrick: Key Ya!
Rito: Ka powey!
(The boys and Jen attack the UPS as Leo and Karone free the rest of the girls, Wes, and Fluffy. When the fight comes to an end the UPS ends up tied together lying in the middle of the lair)
Jason: Looks like another case solved by Detective 00Jason!
Tommy: And Dr. Thompson!
Kat and Emily: Our heroes!
Jason: All in a day's work.
Eric: We're glad to see
Merrick: Marah and Kapri
Goldar: You guys just rhymed!
Rito: Hooray!
Eric: I'm sorry about the fight
Merrick: It's time to set things right
Eric: Together we're the best
Merrick: Better than all the rest
Eric: Being apart is wrong
Merrick: Now Team IC will sing our song!
(trumpets blare)
Eric: I'm Eric!
Merrick: I'm Merrick!
Eric: Our names rhyme.
Merrick: We were the best 6th rangers of all time.
Eric: I was Quantum Ranger.
Merrick: I think I was a wolf.
Eric: We never run from danger.
Merrick: Yeah I was definitely a wolf.
Marah: Glad to see you two aren't fighting anymore.
Jen: Okay enough of this. . .what are we going to do with these three?
Rito: I know! Fluffy's hungry!
Fluffy: Roar!
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(Back on the beach. . .)
Zedd: Ah this is the life! No more cheerleaders calling me Ed.
Lothor: I hear you! No more annoying nieces making me judge things.
Alpha 6: No more stupid morons.
Alpha 5: No more "missions".
Zedd: Like I said, this is the life!
Fluffy: (jumping on top of Zedd) Roar!
Zedd: Ahh!!!
Rito, Goldar, and Ashley: Hi Ed!!
Rita: We're back Zeddy!
Zedd: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Marah and Kapri: Hi Uncle!
Lothor: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Alpha 6: Looks like we spoke too soon.
Eric: The case is done!
Merrick: Time for more "mission" fun!
Alpha 5: Oh god, they're rhyming again.
Leo: Hey Alphas!
Alpha 6: Why is he here?
Leo: I'm in the way cool people club!
Rocky: I hate to interrupt the big reunion, but I'm starving.
Jason: Me too! Being a detective is hard work.
Tommy: So is being a doctor.
Jason: Ya now what I think we need for cracking the case?
Tommy and Jason: CANDY!!!
Wes: I want some too.
Jen: No! You got caught!
Alpha 5: How did you all get free anyway?
The girls minus Jen: Jen.
The boys minus Wes: What about us?
Kim: Oh the boys were there too.
Jason: Hey! Tommy and I saved the day! We should get medals or something!
Tommy: Yeah! I wanna medal.
Kat: We know.
Emily: You're our heroes.
(Kat and Emily kiss Tommy and Jason)
Tommy and Jason: Hee hee hee
Alpha 6: Who ended up being the cuprites anyway?
Tommy: Evil postmen.
Ashley: He means the UPS.
Zedd: The United Postal Service kidnapped all of you?
Karone: No, no. Zhane, TJ, and that seven year old formed some Unpopular Power Society thing to get revenge on us for making fun of them.
Rito: I knew it was that poopy Zhane all along!
Cole: But. . .oh forget it!
Lothor: What did you guys do with them?
Fluffy: Burp.
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Alpha 6: Well here are the scores from Say What? Rangeroke.
Group 1-------------------Score************Group 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------20 *********** (1) Zedd and Rita ----------22
(2) Tommy and Kat --------13 *********** (2) Rito and Goldar --------15
(3) Rocky and Kim ---------13 *********** (3) Eric and Kapri ----------13
(4) Wes and Jen ------------13 *********** (4) Merrick and Marah ----13
(5) Billy and Trini -------------X *********** (5) Andros and Karone ---10
(6) Adam and Tanya --------X ********** (6) Cole and Maya -----------9
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------X ********** (7) Zhane and Ashley ------X
Alpha 5: Since two teams have already eliminated their selves by taking off in my space ship yet again, group one does not have to deliberate. Group two however needs to vote off two teams.
Eric and Merrick: WAIT!
Eric: We want to thank Marah and Kapri
Merrick: They were great partners you see
Eric: But we are friends again
Merrick: So for us this is the end
Eric: We do not want to compete or fight
Merrick: We just want to cheer for Ed with all our might!
Zedd: Why me?!
Rito: Goooooooooooo ED!
Alpha 6: Works for me. Tune in next time for the final "mission" before the final inner circle is formed.
Alpha 5: With three teams in group one all tied up it's anybody's game!
Jen: We wouldn't be tied up if Wes sang actual words!
Wes: Sorry Jen.
Jason: Don't forget to mention that the awesome 00Jason and his wife Gigi are in the lead for group one!! Me and Emily are still the champions my friends! And we're gonna keep fighting till the end! We are the champions! We are the champions! No time for losers like Wes cuz we are the champions!
Alpha 5: It's almost over. It's almost over! Just a few more days with these morons.
Emily: OF THE WORLD!
End Show.