Power Rangers Challenge Extreme
Ep. 6 - The last battle until extreme
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Power Rangers Challenge Extreme.
Alpha 6: Today the contestants are going to compete in the final "mission" to determine the "inner circle" for the ultimate challenge extreme.
Alpha 5: Let's look at the scores from last episode.
Group 1-------------------Score************Group 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------20 *********** (1) Zedd and Rita ----------22
(2) Tommy and Kat --------13 *********** (2) Rito and Goldar --------15
(3) Rocky and Kim ---------13 *********** (3) Andros and Karone ---10
(4) Wes and Jen ------------13 *********** (4) Cole and Maya-----------9
(5) Billy and Trini -------------X *********** (5) Eric and Kapri ---------- -X
(6) Adam and Tanya --------X ********** (6) Merrick and Marah ------X
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------X ********** (7) Zhane and Ashley ------X
Alpha 6: As you know, Billy somehow found a fork. He went after Trini, Adam, and Tanya who climbed into Alpha 5's space ship to hide.
Alpha 5: That's the third stinkin' time someone stole my ship! Why the hell would they hide on my ship to begin with!?
Alpha 6: To take Billy far away from us. Anyway, Billy launched the ship into space yet again, eliminating those two teams from the Challenge Extreme.
Alpha 5: And, after the whole kidnapping incident, the ICs made up and decided they no longer wanted to compete against each other. Instead they are cheerleading with Ashley.
Alpha 6: Zedd has been crying ever since. Marah and Kapri are still here too, just basically lounging around with Rita. Lothor said if we send them back to him, he'd kill us. We're still debating if we want to send them or not.
Alpha 5: So now with only four teams left in each group and the scores pretty close it's anyone's game. The top three teams in each group after today's "mission" will form the final "inner circle" and have the chance to compete for money and other fabulous prizes.
Zedd: I hope it's not another karaoke machine.
Alpha 6: Now I'm going to text the teams about the next "mission". (texting) Meet at the platform in 30 minutes for your next "mission". Better know your partner if you want to win. Text me back and die.
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(In Jason and Tommy's room, Tommy and Jason are jumping up and down on the beds. Emily is ransacking the room for food and Kat is in the bathroom throwing up. . .)
Tommy: Hey Kat. (bounce) Are you (bounce) okay?
Kat: Do I look like I'm okay?!
Tommy: No. (bounce)
Kat: THEN THAT SHOULD ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!
Tommy: (to Jason) She's a bit moody today, bro.
Jason: I don't (bounce) even want (bounce) to know. (bounce)
Emily: Why can't I get any food around here?! I'm starving!!
Jason: (jumping off) Em, there's a whole bunch of food right over there.
Emily: Not the kind I want! (starts crying) You just don't understand!
Jason: I'm sorry! Please stop crying! I'll get Rocky! He'll have food!
(Jason runs out of the room and comes back with Rocky swung over his shoulder)
Jason: Here Em.
(Rocky's still in his PJs sound asleep)
Emily: He's still asleep!!! How am I supposed to get food if he's still asleep?! (starts crying again) All I wanted was a peanut butter and banana sandwich with some pickles and ice cream! Is that so hard?
Rocky: (waking up) Did someone say pickles and ice cream? I love pickles and ice cream!
Jason: Not for you!! Make it for Emily!!
Rocky: Why?
Jason: I don't know!! She won't stop crying and she wants food so get her food!!!
Rocky: Okay, okay calm down! Does anyone else want anything?
Tommy: (jumps off the bed) I'm good. Kat, you hungry?
(Kat looks over at him evilly before throwing up again)
Tommy: I take that as a no.
Jason: GET HER FOOD NOW!!!
Rocky: Okay, okay. Come on Em.
(Rocky and Emily leave to get food. A few seconds later the phones beep.)
Tommy: Shh, phone! Kat will hear!
Jason: Okay now let's see about this message.
Tommy: (reading) Meet at the platform in 30 minutes for your next "mission". Better know your partner if you want to win. Text me back and die.
Jason: (texting) I already know my partner. It's Emily. Do I win?
Tommy: (reading) Do you have a death wish?
Jason: (texting) No. Do I win?
Tommy: (reading) Where are the girls?
Jason: (texting) Eating and puking. Do I win?
Tommy: (reading) At the same time?!
Jason: (texting) Yes. . .I mean no. . .And I'm lost. Do I win?
Tommy: (reading) Forget it. Just get everyone together for the "mission".
Jason: (texting) What do I win?
Tommy: (reading) GET EVERYONE NOW!!!
Jason: (texting) Eh?
Tommy: (reading) Go to hell!!
Jason: (texting) Is that where my prize is?
Tommy: (reading) I hate you!
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Alpha 6: I hate them all so much!!! (the phone beeps again) And I hate him the most!!
Alpha 5: Jason?
Alpha 6: No! ROAR!!!
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(Over with group 2. . .)
Fluffy: Roar! Roar, roar! Roar!!! (tapping Ashley) Roar!
Ashley: Oh is there a "mission"?
Fluffy: (sarcastically) Roar.
Ashley: Don't get cocky with me!
Fluffy: Roar!!
Ashley: Okay, okay give me the phone.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: I said give me the phone!!
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: May I please have the phone?
Fluffy: (thinks) Roar.
Ashley: If you're not going to give me the phone, why'd you wake me up?
Fluffy: Roar. (walks over to Eric and Merrick) Roar.
Eric: Hey Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar.
Merrick: We don't speak lion, this is a toughie.
Fluffy: Roar.
Eric: Wait! I think I'm getting something, is someone stuck in a well?
Fluffy: Roar. (walks away in defeat)
Merrick: I can never figure out what he's saying, I'm never going to be able to tell!
Fluffy: (pacing) ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
Rito: Good morning, good morning!
Fluffy: ROAR!
Rito: Fluffy, what's wrong?
Fluffy: (points to Ashley) Roar!
Rito: Ashley is a what?! Fluffy?! What have I told you about such language! Apologize!
Fluffy: Roar.
Rito: Say it like you mean it!
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: I'm sorry too Fluffy. I'll try to be more patient if you give me a chance. I'm new at this.
Fluffy: Roar. (pointing at the ICs) Roar!!
Rito: Just because they don't speak lion doesn't mean that they're stupid.
Fluffy: Roar.
Rito: I know you're not Lassie. Calm down. (turning to the ICs) Really boys, a well?
Eric: I thought that's what he said.
Rito: Well you thought wrong. Next time, just get a translator.
Merrick: Alright let's just forget about this and go find Ed.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Oh yeah! We have a "mission" in 15 minutes! We gotta hustle!
Eric: Everyone wake up! Rise and shine!
Merrick: Let's move it people, it's "mission" time!
Goldar: I am so glad you guys are back together!
Rito: Rhyming wasn't the same when you were fighting.
Karone: Okay guys let's go!
Goldar: You heard the lady, let's move!!
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Jen: Let's go people! No one is going to be late this time!
Wes: But we still got 10 minutes until we have to be there.
Jen: And you could lose your shoes during that time, or worse knock something over. EVERYONE MOVE IT NOW!!!
(Tommy raises his hand)
Jen: What is it now?
Tommy: The wife's puking. We aint going no where!
Jen: Great, just great! Kat, you got (checks her watch) 8 minutes to wrap that up!
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(8 minutes later. . .)
Jen: They're late again!!
Karone: Well we're here!
Jen: Well isn't that just peachy keen!
Karone: Would it kill you to be a little bit nicer?
Wes: (coming up) Yes, yes it would.
Jen: Shut up Wes! Why were you late?!
Wes: Funny story. You're gonna love this one. . .ya see. My shoelace was untied and I tripped into a row of chairs.
Jen: That is so typical!
Wes: Hey, at least I'm here before everyone else!
Jen: Late is late!
(Just then Emily and Jason come up)
Jason: Umm I think Tommy and Kat are going to be a little late. She's still puking and it's not pretty.
Jen: And what's your excuse?
Jason: We WOULD have made it on time, if Emily didn't have to stop at EVERY SINGLE FOODSTAND along the way!
Emily: (innocently) What?
Jen: Oh I'm sure it was her, fatty!
Jason: It was!!
Wes: That reminds me! I didn't eat my breakfast yet! (pulls out a pack of Tart Pops.not to be confused with the ever so popular Pop Tarts)
Emily: Hey, can I have that? I'm starving!
Wes: But, umm.
Emily: Thanks!
(Emily grabs, unwraps, and inhales the two Tart Pops in a matter of seconds)
Wes: YOU ATE MY TART POPS! I LOVE TART POPS! JEN SHE ATE MY TART POPS!
Emily: (burps) Excuse me!
Wes: Did you even chew?! Did you even enjoy the fruity filled goodness or savor the icing?! NO! You. . .you NOT NICE LADY! How am I supposed to do a "mission" without eating my Strawberry Tart Pops?
Emily: They were cherry.
Wes: That's impossible!
Emily: Here, look at the wrapper. It says Cherry.
Wes: But that doesn't make any sense. I eat Strawberry, Jen eats the. . .oh dear. (looks over at Jen who is fuming) This is not going to be good.
Jen: What have I told you about eating my Tart Pops!? Those are mine!
Wes: Heh. It seems in my rush to get here on time, I must have grabbed a pack from the wrong box. But hey, let's just let by gones be by gones and forget about this crazy mishap.
Jen: THOSE WERE MY TART POPS!! This is unacceptable! You're buying me a whole new box the second this "mission" is over!
Wes: Sorry Jen.
Jen: Do it again and you'll REALLY be sorry!
(Just then Kim and Rocky walk up)
Jen: And where the hell were you two?
Emily: Kim, what happened to you?!
Kim: (who's hair is all over the place and has bruises and a black eye) Someone knocked on the door, so I went to answer it. The next thing I know BAM the door was on top of me. When I came to Rocky was missing.
Emily: Oh my god, who would do such a thing?
(Jason starts whistling innocently)
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(flashback to earlier that day)
Jason: (at Rocky and Kim's door) OPEN UP!!! OPEN UP NOW!!! NEED FOOD! NEED FOOD! (starts banging) I gotta make the wife stop crying!!! (no one answers) Oh screw this! HI YA!
(Jason takes down the door with a swift blow and takes Kimberly, who was about to open it, down with it.)
Jason: (grabbing the still sleeping Rocky) JASON TO THE RESCUE!!
(Jason runs back over the door and out the room, causing further damage to poor Kimberly)
(End flashback)
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Rocky: I don't know. All I know is I woke up in Emily's room because Em was hungry.
Kim: Jason. . .do you know anything about this?
Jason: (Ignoring the question) What? What's that Em? You wanna go warm up all the way over there. . .far away from Kim and Rocky?
Emily: But I didn't say. . .
Jason: (still totally ignoring the question) What's that Em? Rocky smells like pickles? Yeah I wouldn't wanna be by that either.
Kim: Jason, I asked you a question!
Jason: (still ignoring and making it so obvious he beat down the door) What? Jen's mad at you for eating her Cherry Tart Pops Em? Oh we better get away from her before she starts to freak out again. Let's go.
Emily: Huh?
Jason: (throws his hand in the air and runs) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(As Jason proceeds to run around in circles Kat and Tommy finally make the scene)
Tommy: Em, what's wrong with bro?
Emily: (giving Jason a crazy look) I'm. . .not. . .exactly. . .sure.
Jason: (halting) Hey bro.
Tommy: Hey bro.
Kim: Jason Lee Scott, YOU HIT ME WITH THE DOOR!
Jason: (throws his hand in the air and runs) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kim: (chasing after Jason) Come back here!!
Jen: You two are 20 minutes late!
Tommy: Dude, she was puking! You just can't be like, "yo puke, stop!" It don't work that way!
Jen: Dude? I am not a dude!
Kat: I don't feel so good.
(Kat turns green and throws up in Jen's direction. Luckily Jen grabbed Wes in time and used his as a shield)
Kat: Ahh. I feel better now.
Wes: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I got Kat puke on me!!
Alpha 6: At least it's not WES PUKE!
Alpha 5: Plus Wes body!
Wes: Now I'm all icky. Jen, I gotta go change.
Jen: I don't think so Tart Pop stealer! We're already behind schedule! Just go wash off in the ocean. We're starting now.
Wes: But then I'll be all salty.
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(Now that everyone has finally arrived, the "mission" can now begin. . .)
Alpha 6: Okay. This "mission" is called. . .well we didn't actually come up with a name. It's basically like the "Newlywed Game".
Alpha 5: But we can't call it that cuz ya know that would be stealing, and plus Andros and Karone might freak about again about being related.
Alpha 6: First, we'd like to introduce you to our special guest hosts, Marah and Kapri and. . .(pause dramatic effect as someone is beamed onto the stage). . .
Lothor: What?! I'm back?! NOOOOOOO!!
Marah and Kapri: HI UNCLE!!!
Alpha 5: LOTHOR!
Lothor: I hate you robots!
Ransik: (who happened to be walking in the background makes a cameo) Join the clue.
Alpha 6: Aren't you supposed to be in the future?!
Ransik: You would think that robots. Muh hahahahahaha!
Zedd: I hate them too; they gave me a karaoke machine.
Alpha 6: Don't blame us. We're here against our will too.
Alpha 5: Each team will answer questions designed to reveal how much they knew about each other. In the first part of the game, the boys will respond to questions while the girls are off-stage in a soundproof room. Then the girls will return to the stage and try to guess their partners' answers. A correct answer is worth five points.
Alpha 6: In the second round, the boys will guess what the girls answer. Each correct answer is worth ten points. The game will then conclude with a twenty-five point bonus question and the highest scoring team wins.
Alpha 5: And that was obviously way too much information for all of you idiots to take in, but that's too bad. Let's get this started.
(Rito and Goldar raise their hands)
Alpha 6: What is it now?
Rito: I'm a boy.
Goldar: And I'm boy.
Alpha 6: Well Rito, you're a little bit girlier than Goldar so you can be with the girls.
Rito: Oh goody!
Jason: Hey Wes, are you going to go with the girls too?
Wes: No! I'm a boy!
Tommy: Could have fooled me pinky!
Jason: Ha! Pinky! Good one bro!
Tommy: Oh yeah!
(body slam)
Wes: Jen! They're making fun of me!
Jen: What? Is the Tart Pop stealer talking to me? Cuz I don't hear anything at all!
Wes: Jen!!!
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(The girls went off stage and the boys answered questions. Now the girls are back and ready to answer. . .)
Marah: Okay! First we asked the boys: when it comes to home improvements, you consider yourself to be;
-Tim the Tool Man (tires but makes it worse)
-Handy Man (can actually fix things well)
-Clueless and has to call a repair man Kapri: Okay let's start with Kat.
Kat: Well given Tommy's track record with the cell phone and other electronics I'm gonna have to say Tim the Tool Man.
Kapri: Tommy?
Tommy: (flips over his card) Oh yeah! Tim the Tool Man all the way!
Kapri: That's five points for Tommy and Kat!
Kat: You should have seen him try to program my VCR. He tried to set the clock and the next thing I knew the thing was being hurled across the room.
Tommy: I got frustrated.
Marah: Next we'll go to Emily.
Emily: Not that I agree with this, but I think Jason said Handy Man.
Jason: (flips over his card) Whoo hoo!! My wife is handy dandy!!
Marah: That's five points for you!
Lothor: Can I go home now? You don't really need me.
Kapri: Yes we do!
Lothor: Fine, fine. Next we'll go to that angry looking girl next to the boy who smells like barf.
Jen: Wes breaks things.
Lothor: And that means?
Jen: He breaks things without even trying. Wes could breath the wrong way and something would break.
Lothor: Your answer then?
Jen: My answer is that Wes breaks things.
Lothor: Okay, barfy?
Wes: (flips over his card) I am Tim the Tool Man!
Lothor: Sorry wrong answer.
Jen: Have you ever watched Tim the Tool Man in action? HE BREAKS THINGS!
Lothor: Judges?
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: He says we'll allow it.
Lothor: Fine then. Five points for barfy and the angry girl.
Kapri: Okay, Kim?
Kim: Well I know when Rocky's refrigerator broke, he opted to eat everything inside as a way of fixing it. So Handy Man?
Rocky: (flips over the card) That's right! I saw a problem and took care of it!
Kapri: Five points!
Marah: Rita?
Rita: I don't care!
Marah: Uhh. . .Zedd?
Zedd: (flips over his card) D! None of the above! I don't care!
Marah: Judges?
Fluffy: Roar!
Ashley: We'll allow it!
Zedd: Wonderful.
Lothor: Okay next up is the couple that looks like they're related.
Andros: That's because we are related!!
Lothor: That's gross.
Karone: We are NOT a couple!!! We're brother and sister!
Lothor: And you're on the newlywed type game why?
Andros: Shut the hell up!
Lothor: Look I'm not here to judge. If you two want to be together that's not my concern.
Karone: WE ARE NOT TOGETHER!!
Lothor: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhht. Anyway, your answer?
Karone: All Andros ever does is sit on a rock. So Clueless because he does nothing.
Andros: (flips over his card) What the hell?! I ran an entire Megaship Karone! I'm at least a Handy Man!
Karone: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Andros: You forget about a lot of thing don't you! (starts hitting her with the card)
Goldar: Now, now. There's no need to hit the lady.
Rito: Let's just wait and see how many questions you get right.
Andros: It'll be more than she does!
Kapri: Okay, Rito what's your answer?
Rito: Well Goldie over here has been known to hotwire motorcycles owned by those non-rangers that were on the race. . .not Emily, though she did ride on a motorcycle at one point. So I'm going to go with Handy Dandy Candy Fandy Tandy Man!
Goldar: (flipping over his card) I am a Handy Dandy Candy Fandy Tandy Man!
Lothor: I can't believe you actually wrote that on your card.
Marah and Kapri: Creepy.
Rito: Hooray!
Marah: Well that's five points for Rito and Goldar. Next up is Maya.
Maya: Cole lived in the jungle. We couldn't even figure out how to start a car on the race. So I'm gonna say clueless.
Cole: (flipping over his card) What's a car?
Kapri: That's five points for Cole and Maya. So far, everyone has five points except Andros and Karone.
Karone: Oh stuff it!
Alpha 6: That was WAY too long. This is how it's gonna go. Just ask each group a different question, okay.
Alpha 5: We'd like to get through this while we're still young.
Rita: So we got what then two seconds to finish this up tin brains?
Alpha 6: Well if we were trying to finish it while you were still young then we'd be off by a few years.
Marah: Okay next question we asked the boys, who is the better catch out of you two? We're going to ask this one to group one. Emily?
Emily: That's easy, I am.
Jason: (flipping over his card) No! I am!
Emily: As if! I am!
Jason: I am!
Emily: I am!
Jason: Who looks better in gold?
Emily: Me!
Jason: No me!
Emily: (starts crying) You're upsetting me! (goes into full blown hysterics) You think I'm ugly! Oh my God I'm ugly!
Kat: Look what you did!
Jason: Ahh! I take it back! It's her. She's clearly the better catch. Oh god stop crying, please stop crying!
Emily: I hate myself!
Jason: Please, please stop! (here's a bell of an ice cream cart) Look, look! Ice cream! Do you want some ice cream? (runs over and buys some) Here, here please stop crying.
Emily: Well I do like ice cream.
Jason: Oh thank god.
Kapri: Okay next is Jen.
Jen: Let's not even kid ourselves here people. You know it's me.
Wes: (flipping over his card) Jen, so I wouldn't get yelled at.
Jen: Good choice.
Lothor: That's five more points for Barfy. And would the girl that looks like she got hit by a truck like to answer next?
Kim: I didn't get hit by a truck, I got hit by a door. . .A Jason powered door. (glares over at Jason) It's clearly me. Did Rocky ever have a steady girlfriend on the show? No. I'm totally the better catch.
Rocky: (flips over his card) I was the comic relief. But then again I did have that blind girl for an episode.
Kim: Emphasis on the fact she was blind.
Lothor: That's five more points for you.
Kapri: Kat?
Kat: I think Tommy (looks over at Tommy who is frantically waving his hands and shaking his head no) I mean I am the better catch.
Tommy: (flips over his card) Yes! I unlike my bro here decided not to be a moron. So I picked my wife. But she almost screwed it up!
Kat: Well you're obsessed with yourself.
Tommy: True.
Lothor: Isn't that cheating?
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy says no.
Lothor: Well that's five points, but I think the lion is cheating for the people he likes.
(Fluffy goes over to Lothor and farts in his face causing him to pass out again)
Fluffy: Roar.
Kapri: Okay now we're going to ask group two, If you could drink your partner, what would he taste like? Water, Fruit Punch, Cola, or Beer. Karone?
Karone: Gee, umm beer?
Andros: Beer? Beer?! Where the hell do you get this stuff? Who do I look like Zedd? (pan to Zedd who is not crossing out his answer and writing something else) Ever hear of Cola Karone?
Karone: Well why the hell do you think you taste like Cola?! This game makes no sense!
Andros: Maybe it would make better sense if you could answer a stinkin' question correctly!
Karone: Maybe I'd be able to if I wasn't partnered up with such an idiot!
Marah: Umm well. . .Rito?
Rito: Goldar is Fruity Punchy!
Goldar: That I am! I'm as fruity and as punchy as they come.
Kapri: That's five points for you guys! Maya?
Maya: I don't even think Cole knows any other type of beverage other than water. So water.
Cole: What's a beverage? I put water.
Marah: Five points for you too! Rita?
Rita: Well I think everyone here knows that Zeddy is a boozehound. Beer.
Zedd: (flips over his card revealing cola crossed out and then the word beer written) I had to make some alterations.
Kapri: So which is your answer?
Zedd: Beer you ninny.
Kapri: I'd go to the judges but the lion's obsessed with you.
Marah: That concludes round one. So far Tommy and Kat, Jen and Wes, Kim and Rocky, Rita and Zedd, and Rito and Goldar all have ten points! Jason and Emily have five points and Andros and Karone have none. But hey there's still time to catch up.
Karone: Unlikely, he's gotta give answers next.
Kapri: Now it's time for our super IC Cheer that will be featured at the end of every round.
Eric: Ahem!
(Trumpets blare and The song "Eye of the Tiger" strikes up as the ICs come out with Ashley in cheerleading uniforms and pom poms)
Eric: It's the eye of lion
Merrick: It's the cream of the fight
Eric: Rising up to the challenge extreme
Merrick: And we all know Ed will be the final team
Eric and Merrick: And he's watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ashley: Of the lion!
Eric and Merrick: Cha!
(Rito and Goldar get up and start clapping frantically)
Eric: Thank you, thank you!
Merrick: We just love performing for all of you!
Eric: No autographs please.
Merrick: Ah choo! I sneezed.
Marah: Okay it's time for round two.
(Just then Lothor finally comes to)
Lothor: Is it over yet?
Kapri: Round one is. Two more rounds to go though.
Lothor: Someone needs to control the lion's smell.
Kapri: Okay the questions in this round are worth 10 points. This time we asked the girls questions and the boys have to answer. Group one, we asked the girls what your most annoying quality is. Wes?
Wes: I have no annoying qualities. I'm perfect.
Jen: Perfectly full of shit! Answer the question. . .honestly!
Marah: Well we need an answer.
Wes: I did answer!
Jen: (flips over the card and starts beating him with it) TRY THAT YOU'RE A WANNABE WHO KNOCKS OVER CHAIRS AND CAN'T KEEP HIS SHOES TIED!
Wes: Ow! Stop! Sorry!!
Kapri: Okay. Rocky?
Rocky: I eat too much.
Kim: (flips over her card) He eats too much!!
Rocky: Oh yeah! My eating habits have finally done some good!
Marah: That's ten points for you!
Lothor: Your turn Bro with ponytail.
Tommy: One word. Brojo. . .Dojo.
Lothor: That's two words.
Kat: (flipping over her card) Well it's the two words I put down!
Tommy: Oh yeah! My wife is a mind reader!
Marah: That's ten points for you guys. Jason?
Jason: Umm. . .bro?
Emily: (flips over card) Bro.
Jason: (pointing at himself) Bro! (points at the card) Bro! (points at Tommy) Bro! (pointing at himself) Bro! (points at the card) Bro! (points at Tommy) Bro! (pointing at himself) Bro! (points at the card) Bro! (points at Tommy) Bro! (pointing at himself) Bro! (points at the card) Bro! (points at Tommy) Bro! (Lists the sign over his head, jumps up and runs around in circles around everyone else) Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro!
Lothor: STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Emily: See what I mean?
Jason: I LOVE THIS SIGN! I'm keeping it with me at all times! (grabs a marker and draws an arrow on it point up towards him) See, it says I'm a bro!
Tommy: No fair! Kat! I wanna bro sign!
Kat: (crosses out the jo and dojo from her previous card) Here.
Tommy: (sulking) It's not the same!
Kapri: Okay. Group two, describe your partner in the morning. Are they, a nice warm teddy bear, oscar the grouch, or return of the living dead? Goldar?
Goldar: Rito is a nice warm teddy bear. He's so cuddly.
Lothor: Let's tone down the creepiness please.
Rito: But it's true! (flips over his card) I'm as warm and as teddy and as bearish as they come. And I'm nice too!
(Zedd, Lothor, and Ransik shudder)
Kapri: That's ten points for you guys. Cole? Cole: Oscar the grouch. Maya's grouchy and hungry in the morning. Who's Oscar? Was he a ranger too?
Marah: I guess.
Maya: I am not a grouch! I'm a teddy bear! I love bears! Hello? Bear. Animals. Duh!
Cole: Oops.
Kapri: Zedd?
Zedd: Return of the living dead.
Rita: Maybe if you didn't snore so much I could get my proper beauty sleep.
Zedd: Planning on sleeping for centuries I imagine?
Rita: Can it tin brain! You're lucky that's what I put.
Lothor: Ten points for you. Team Incest?
Andros: Go to hell!
Lothor: I run an evil empire. I'm pretty sure that's where I'm going. (looks over at his nieces) Although I think I'm already there.
Andros: Oscar the grouch.
Karone: Try a teddy bear Andros!
Andros: Could have fooled me! You've been grouchy all day!!
Karone: It must have rubbed off from you!
Lothor: And yet another miss for the brother and sister duo.
Andros and Karone: Shut up!
Kapri: Okay. Group one. Name something your partner has plenty of but just won't stop buying. Rocky?
Rocky: Clothes?
Kim: You know it! I love the mall!!
Marah: Ten more points! Tommy?
Tommy: Stupid ballet stuff.
Kat: Well I put dance equipment. Is that the same? And it's not stupid!!!
Marah: Judges?
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: That's cool with us!
Lothor: Why do you even go to the judges? You know they're going to allow it. Except if it's Tarzan over there. I think the lion wants him dead.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy agrees.
Kapri: Jason?
Jason: Well as of this morning, food.
Emily: Food. I am so hungry.
Jason: Take a break Rocky in girl form!
Rocky: Huh?
Jason: Not you, her!
Emily: But I have to eat!
Jason: Why? Last I checked you weren't Rocky! I married Emily. Emily eats sensibly. Emily doesn't eat pickles and ice cream! (turns to Rocky) You've got her under some spell don't you? Fix her! Fix her now! Or I'll go morphin' on your ass!!
Rocky: But I didn't do it! Plus, I have your powers!
Jason: Check again Rocko! Ever hear of Forever Red? The thing you weren't invited to?! Hahahaha!
Emily: Jase, I'm really hungry.
Jason: I will not listen to this trickery! If you're really Emily, then why are you so hungry?!
Emily: Because I'm pregnant!
Jason: WAH?!?! Your. . .your? WHA?!?!?!?
Emily: Pregnant! As in we're having a baby! And Kat is too!
Kat: Emily!
Tommy: Ah pa pa pa pa pa. . .
Emily: Regnant! Pa-regnant! As in you're going to be a pa pa PAPA!
Tommy: Then why aren't you hungry?
Kat: Morning sickness.
Tommy: Well we sure got stuck with the crappy habit. Emily, switch with us. I want over eating.
Jason: Bro. I don't think it works like that.
(Just then a hot dog vendor goes by)
Jason: STOP! I need to buy all of your hot dogs. And anything else you have!
Vendor: Not hot dogs krakulash.
Jason: Gimme! (eats) Ew! Salty. Got anything to drink.
Vendor: Crab juice and Dew Mountain.
Jason: Ew! Dew Mountain, gross! Gimme the crab juice. More! More! I'm eating for two now!
Emily: No you're not! I am!
Tommy: Ew! Bro, that smells nasty. (forces himself to puke on Wes)
Wes: Ew! Mr. Vendor, do you have any water to wash this off?
Vendor: No water, just krakulash.
Wes: Ew! What about that crab juice?
Vendor: No crab juice. Fat boy got last can. Just Dew Mountain.
Wes: (in high pitched girl voice) Ew!
Kat: You two need to stop it now.
Emily: Jason, you are not eating for two!
Kat: And you are not having morning sickness Tommy. Plus it's past noon!
Tommy: I have afternoon sickness.
Kat: Aww poor Tommy, has a sickness that DOESN'T EXIST!
Vendor: (walking away) Krakulash! Get your Krakulash!
Jason: That stuff was nasty! I want some Tart Pops!
Emily: Stop it! Stop it now! You two are not pregnant! Kat and I are! That means we get the symptoms, not you!
Jason: But we want to share in your experience.
Tommy: Yeah! We want to go through everything with you.
Kat: That's just messed up!
Jason: What? We wanna be good parents for our sons.
Kat and Emily: Sons?
Tommy: Well we sure aren't going to be having no girls.
Jason: The last thing we need is them balleting around in tutus.
Emily: Oh and the next karate kid is what I'm praying for.
Jason: Me too!
Lothor: I hate to interrupt the miracle of child birth session over there, but we have a "mission" to finish. That's ten points for the food answer. Double Barfy?
Wes: Hmm, Jen is gonna say something hard that I wouldn't think of. I'll say some high tech gizmo.
Jen: Or, maybe Cherry Tart Pops?!
Wes: Aww man!
Lothor: A swing and a miss.
Marah: Group two. If your partner won the lottery, what would be the first thing he/she would buy? Cole?
Cole: Cake.
Maya: I love cake!
Lothor: It was small lottery winnings wasn't it? Zedd?
Zedd: The mall.
Lothor: Anything specific in the mall?
Zedd: No, the whole thing.
Rita: You betcha! Cha ching!
Kapri: Ten more points! Andros?
Andros: I don't care anymore! Pass!
Karone: Not like you could have guessed correctly anyway!!
Marah: Goldar?
Goldar: Umm. . .New shoes for Ed?
Rito: Aww. . .a new hat for Ed!! Goldie!
Goldar: Aww so close!
Rito: It's okay Goldie, good try.
Marah: That wraps up round two! Kat and Tommy, Kim and Rocky, and Rita and Zedd are in the lead with 30 points! Jason and Emily have 25. Rito and Goldar and Maya and Cole are close with 20. Jen and Wes have ten.
Lothor: And of course Team Incest is bringing up the rear with a big fat goose egg.
Kapri: Time for another Team IC show!!!
(Trumpets blare and The song "Tonight is the Night" strikes up as the ICs come out with Ashley in cheerleading uniforms and pom poms)
Eric: Tonight is the night is the night for Ed!
Merrick: All you other teams are gonna be dead!
Eric: Tonight is the night is the night for Ed!
Merrick: All you other teams are gonna be dead!
(rock out)
Ashley: BREAKDOWN!
Eric: Eddy Eddy!
Merrick: You are so ready!
Eric: So come and be extreme
Merrick: and win it for your team!
Eric: Eddy Eddy
Merrick: You are aheady!
Eric: Of all the other teams!
Merrick: Oh you make us want to scream!
Eric: Tonight is the night is the night for Ed!
Merrick: All you other teams are gonna be dead!
Eric: Tonight is the night is the night for Ed!
Merrick: All you other teams are gonna be dead!
Eric and Merrick: CHA!
Zedd: Why is it always me? Just once I want them to leave me alone.
Eric: you don't mean that boss.
Merrick: Without us you'd be lost!
(Zedd shudders)
Kapri: Okay it's time for the final round. This last and final question is worth 25 points and will be asked to everyone.
Marah: We asked the girls, given three hours of free time your partner would spend it doing what? We'll start with Tommy?
Tommy: I like to do karate. Zeit ya!
Kat: (flips over her card) Doing karate. . .ziet ya!
Kapri: 25 pints for you! Giving you a final score of 55 points!
Tommy: Oh yeah!
Kat: See how I knew you were gonna say zeit ya?
Tommy: You are a genius!
Marah: Jason?
Jason: I also like to do karate.
Emily: (flipping over her card) Jason likes to do karate.
Jason: Whoo hoo hoo!!!
Kapri: 25 points for you guys too! Giving you a final score of 50 points! Wes?
Wes: Well you see, we're in a crucial situation here. We need this to be in the inner circle. I must be completely honest. Given three hours, I would spend it being a huge screw up. Basically losing my shoes and knocking over as many chairs as possible.
Jen: (flipping over her card) Screwing up! You finally did something right!
Wes: Yay! (throws his arms up in victory, but punches Kim in the process)
Marah: 25 points for you guys too! Giving you a final score of 35 points! Rocky?
Rocky: Are you okay Kim? Dion't worry. We got this in the bag Kim! EATING!
Kim: Ow! My head hurts. Who are you? Who am I?
Rocky: NOOOOOOOOOO!!
Marah: We need an answer.
Kim: Oh I think I need to lie down.
Lothor: Sorry incorrect! Giving you a final score of 30 points. Not enough.
Rocky: NO FAIR! I'll get you for this Wes!
Wes: Eep.
Kapri: Zedd?
Zedd: Sleeping slash drinking.
Rita: If I had three hours I'd be hitting the stores. But since it's boozer over here. I put sleeping/drinking.
Kapri: 25 points for you guys too! Giving you a final score of 55 points! Andros?
Andros: Well I know what Karone would be doing, getting answers wrong!
Marah: Is that your answer.
Andros: Does it look like I care?
Marah: So getting answers wrong is your answer.
Andros: Sure, that's basically what I have been doing for the past three hours.
Lothor: Let's reveal yet another wrong answer.
Karone: (in shock) Oh. . .my. . .god. (flips over her card) I put getting answers wrong!!!
Lothor: What?!
Andros: We got an answer right?
Karone: We got an answer right!
Andros and Karone: (jumping around in circles and singing) We got an answer right! We got an answer right! We got an answer right!
Marah: 25 points for you guys too! Giving you a final score of 25 points!
Andors: Ha no zero for us! (points at randrom people) Screw you! And you! And you! And you! Hahahaha
Kapri: Goldar?
Goldar: Chillin' with the Fluffmyster!
Rito: (flips over his card) You know it!
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: Fluffy says roar!
Kapri: 25 points for you guys too! Giving you a final score of 45 points! Cole?
Cole: (not thinking) Hanging out with red lion! I mean. . .CRAP! Red BIRD!!!
Maya: I put red bird!
Lothor: This will amuse me. Judges?
Fluffy: (faking a thumbs up and goes for a thumbs down) Roar.
Ashley: That's a no go.
Lothor: Oh, so close. You have a final score of 20 points.
Andros: Ha! And we beat someone!!
Cole: Red Lion you have forsaken me!
Fluffy: Roar.
Rito and Ashley: HIS NAME IS FLUFFY!
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Alpha 5: Okay congrats to everyone! Our winners today are Tommy and Kat and Rita and Zedd tied with 55 points!
Zedd: I better not be getting some crappy home version of this game.
Alpha 6: Even better. You get. . .to share a crappy home version of this game!
Tommy: YES!!! We can have couples parties after this is all over!
Zedd: (sarcastically) Wow man. That would be totally bodacious.
Tommy: I know! Totally bro!
Alpha 5: Let's look at the final score board.
Group 1-------------------Score************Group 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------26 *********** (1) Zedd and Rita ----------29
(2) Tommy and Kat --------21 *********** (2) Rito and Goldar --------20
(3) Wes and Jen ------------17 *********** (3) Andros and Karone ---12
(4) Rocky and Kim ---------16 ************ (4) Cole and Maya----------10
(5) Billy and Trini -------------X *********** (5) Eric and Kapri ---------- -X
(6) Adam and Tanya --------X ********** (6) Merrick and Marah ------X
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------X ********** (7) Zhane and Ashley ------X
Alpha 6: So the final inner circle for group one is Jason and Emily, Tommy and Kat, and Jen and Wes. With Jason and Emily leading the team!
Jason: Oh yeah! I'm the leader!
Emily: We're the leaders.
Jason: Em, I'm trying to have a moment here. Tommy's not happy.
Tommy: This sucks! Everyone knows I'm the best leader.
Jason: Well according to this score board I'm a lot more points better.
Emily: Five Jason.
Jason: FIVE!
Tommy: I demand a sudden death challenge! Worth more than 5 points! Kat: Six?
Tommy: Yeah Six!!
Jen: And they're going to be fathers.
Wes: And we're in the inner circle! YES! (once again punches Kim in the head while raising his arms in victory)
Kim: (regaining her memory) Eating food!
Rocky: It's over Kim.
Kim: What? What happened?
Rocky: Wes happened! And we lost!
Kim: No! Oh I'll get you Wesley I don't know your middle name Collins!
Wes: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Jen! Help! Jen! JEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!
Alpha 5: And the final inner circle for group two is Zedd and Rita, Rito and Goldar, and Andros and Karone. With Zedd and Rita leading them.
Rito: Finally, we got rid of that animal Cole!
Andros: And we're going to finally get our revenge on the bros!
Rita: The only place I'll lead people is to my lounge chair.
Zedd: All me as usual.
Jason: Well Ed, looks like it's you and me. Show down of the great leaders.
Emily: Hello? You know me? Your wife? Also a leader!
Jason: Em, please! Just you and me Ed!
Zedd: Whatever.
Tommy: I demand another "mission" NOW!!
Kat: I'm getting tired Tommy.
Emily: Me too. I think we're gonna head up.
Jason: HOLD IT!
Tommy: No walking for you!
Jason: You're not allowed to walk when you're pregnant.
Tommy: The baby doesn't know how to yet.
Jason: Do you want to give him brain damage?
Rita: I guess your parents must have walked a lot huh bros?
Jason: Yeah. . .No! Confused!!!
Tommy: No walking allowed!
(The lift up the girls and take them away)
Alpha 5: Those poor unborn children.
Alpha 6: That's it for today. Tune in next time for the final "mission" and see which team wins Power Ranger Challenge Extreme and $1 million!!
Rita: (whipping out her karaoke machine) Money, money, money, money! MONEY!
(End show.)
Ep. 6 - The last battle until extreme
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Power Rangers Challenge Extreme.
Alpha 6: Today the contestants are going to compete in the final "mission" to determine the "inner circle" for the ultimate challenge extreme.
Alpha 5: Let's look at the scores from last episode.
Group 1-------------------Score************Group 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------20 *********** (1) Zedd and Rita ----------22
(2) Tommy and Kat --------13 *********** (2) Rito and Goldar --------15
(3) Rocky and Kim ---------13 *********** (3) Andros and Karone ---10
(4) Wes and Jen ------------13 *********** (4) Cole and Maya-----------9
(5) Billy and Trini -------------X *********** (5) Eric and Kapri ---------- -X
(6) Adam and Tanya --------X ********** (6) Merrick and Marah ------X
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------X ********** (7) Zhane and Ashley ------X
Alpha 6: As you know, Billy somehow found a fork. He went after Trini, Adam, and Tanya who climbed into Alpha 5's space ship to hide.
Alpha 5: That's the third stinkin' time someone stole my ship! Why the hell would they hide on my ship to begin with!?
Alpha 6: To take Billy far away from us. Anyway, Billy launched the ship into space yet again, eliminating those two teams from the Challenge Extreme.
Alpha 5: And, after the whole kidnapping incident, the ICs made up and decided they no longer wanted to compete against each other. Instead they are cheerleading with Ashley.
Alpha 6: Zedd has been crying ever since. Marah and Kapri are still here too, just basically lounging around with Rita. Lothor said if we send them back to him, he'd kill us. We're still debating if we want to send them or not.
Alpha 5: So now with only four teams left in each group and the scores pretty close it's anyone's game. The top three teams in each group after today's "mission" will form the final "inner circle" and have the chance to compete for money and other fabulous prizes.
Zedd: I hope it's not another karaoke machine.
Alpha 6: Now I'm going to text the teams about the next "mission". (texting) Meet at the platform in 30 minutes for your next "mission". Better know your partner if you want to win. Text me back and die.
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(In Jason and Tommy's room, Tommy and Jason are jumping up and down on the beds. Emily is ransacking the room for food and Kat is in the bathroom throwing up. . .)
Tommy: Hey Kat. (bounce) Are you (bounce) okay?
Kat: Do I look like I'm okay?!
Tommy: No. (bounce)
Kat: THEN THAT SHOULD ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!
Tommy: (to Jason) She's a bit moody today, bro.
Jason: I don't (bounce) even want (bounce) to know. (bounce)
Emily: Why can't I get any food around here?! I'm starving!!
Jason: (jumping off) Em, there's a whole bunch of food right over there.
Emily: Not the kind I want! (starts crying) You just don't understand!
Jason: I'm sorry! Please stop crying! I'll get Rocky! He'll have food!
(Jason runs out of the room and comes back with Rocky swung over his shoulder)
Jason: Here Em.
(Rocky's still in his PJs sound asleep)
Emily: He's still asleep!!! How am I supposed to get food if he's still asleep?! (starts crying again) All I wanted was a peanut butter and banana sandwich with some pickles and ice cream! Is that so hard?
Rocky: (waking up) Did someone say pickles and ice cream? I love pickles and ice cream!
Jason: Not for you!! Make it for Emily!!
Rocky: Why?
Jason: I don't know!! She won't stop crying and she wants food so get her food!!!
Rocky: Okay, okay calm down! Does anyone else want anything?
Tommy: (jumps off the bed) I'm good. Kat, you hungry?
(Kat looks over at him evilly before throwing up again)
Tommy: I take that as a no.
Jason: GET HER FOOD NOW!!!
Rocky: Okay, okay. Come on Em.
(Rocky and Emily leave to get food. A few seconds later the phones beep.)
Tommy: Shh, phone! Kat will hear!
Jason: Okay now let's see about this message.
Tommy: (reading) Meet at the platform in 30 minutes for your next "mission". Better know your partner if you want to win. Text me back and die.
Jason: (texting) I already know my partner. It's Emily. Do I win?
Tommy: (reading) Do you have a death wish?
Jason: (texting) No. Do I win?
Tommy: (reading) Where are the girls?
Jason: (texting) Eating and puking. Do I win?
Tommy: (reading) At the same time?!
Jason: (texting) Yes. . .I mean no. . .And I'm lost. Do I win?
Tommy: (reading) Forget it. Just get everyone together for the "mission".
Jason: (texting) What do I win?
Tommy: (reading) GET EVERYONE NOW!!!
Jason: (texting) Eh?
Tommy: (reading) Go to hell!!
Jason: (texting) Is that where my prize is?
Tommy: (reading) I hate you!
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Alpha 6: I hate them all so much!!! (the phone beeps again) And I hate him the most!!
Alpha 5: Jason?
Alpha 6: No! ROAR!!!
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(Over with group 2. . .)
Fluffy: Roar! Roar, roar! Roar!!! (tapping Ashley) Roar!
Ashley: Oh is there a "mission"?
Fluffy: (sarcastically) Roar.
Ashley: Don't get cocky with me!
Fluffy: Roar!!
Ashley: Okay, okay give me the phone.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: I said give me the phone!!
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: May I please have the phone?
Fluffy: (thinks) Roar.
Ashley: If you're not going to give me the phone, why'd you wake me up?
Fluffy: Roar. (walks over to Eric and Merrick) Roar.
Eric: Hey Fluffy!
Fluffy: Roar.
Merrick: We don't speak lion, this is a toughie.
Fluffy: Roar.
Eric: Wait! I think I'm getting something, is someone stuck in a well?
Fluffy: Roar. (walks away in defeat)
Merrick: I can never figure out what he's saying, I'm never going to be able to tell!
Fluffy: (pacing) ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
Rito: Good morning, good morning!
Fluffy: ROAR!
Rito: Fluffy, what's wrong?
Fluffy: (points to Ashley) Roar!
Rito: Ashley is a what?! Fluffy?! What have I told you about such language! Apologize!
Fluffy: Roar.
Rito: Say it like you mean it!
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: I'm sorry too Fluffy. I'll try to be more patient if you give me a chance. I'm new at this.
Fluffy: Roar. (pointing at the ICs) Roar!!
Rito: Just because they don't speak lion doesn't mean that they're stupid.
Fluffy: Roar.
Rito: I know you're not Lassie. Calm down. (turning to the ICs) Really boys, a well?
Eric: I thought that's what he said.
Rito: Well you thought wrong. Next time, just get a translator.
Merrick: Alright let's just forget about this and go find Ed.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Oh yeah! We have a "mission" in 15 minutes! We gotta hustle!
Eric: Everyone wake up! Rise and shine!
Merrick: Let's move it people, it's "mission" time!
Goldar: I am so glad you guys are back together!
Rito: Rhyming wasn't the same when you were fighting.
Karone: Okay guys let's go!
Goldar: You heard the lady, let's move!!
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Jen: Let's go people! No one is going to be late this time!
Wes: But we still got 10 minutes until we have to be there.
Jen: And you could lose your shoes during that time, or worse knock something over. EVERYONE MOVE IT NOW!!!
(Tommy raises his hand)
Jen: What is it now?
Tommy: The wife's puking. We aint going no where!
Jen: Great, just great! Kat, you got (checks her watch) 8 minutes to wrap that up!
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(8 minutes later. . .)
Jen: They're late again!!
Karone: Well we're here!
Jen: Well isn't that just peachy keen!
Karone: Would it kill you to be a little bit nicer?
Wes: (coming up) Yes, yes it would.
Jen: Shut up Wes! Why were you late?!
Wes: Funny story. You're gonna love this one. . .ya see. My shoelace was untied and I tripped into a row of chairs.
Jen: That is so typical!
Wes: Hey, at least I'm here before everyone else!
Jen: Late is late!
(Just then Emily and Jason come up)
Jason: Umm I think Tommy and Kat are going to be a little late. She's still puking and it's not pretty.
Jen: And what's your excuse?
Jason: We WOULD have made it on time, if Emily didn't have to stop at EVERY SINGLE FOODSTAND along the way!
Emily: (innocently) What?
Jen: Oh I'm sure it was her, fatty!
Jason: It was!!
Wes: That reminds me! I didn't eat my breakfast yet! (pulls out a pack of Tart Pops.not to be confused with the ever so popular Pop Tarts)
Emily: Hey, can I have that? I'm starving!
Wes: But, umm.
Emily: Thanks!
(Emily grabs, unwraps, and inhales the two Tart Pops in a matter of seconds)
Wes: YOU ATE MY TART POPS! I LOVE TART POPS! JEN SHE ATE MY TART POPS!
Emily: (burps) Excuse me!
Wes: Did you even chew?! Did you even enjoy the fruity filled goodness or savor the icing?! NO! You. . .you NOT NICE LADY! How am I supposed to do a "mission" without eating my Strawberry Tart Pops?
Emily: They were cherry.
Wes: That's impossible!
Emily: Here, look at the wrapper. It says Cherry.
Wes: But that doesn't make any sense. I eat Strawberry, Jen eats the. . .oh dear. (looks over at Jen who is fuming) This is not going to be good.
Jen: What have I told you about eating my Tart Pops!? Those are mine!
Wes: Heh. It seems in my rush to get here on time, I must have grabbed a pack from the wrong box. But hey, let's just let by gones be by gones and forget about this crazy mishap.
Jen: THOSE WERE MY TART POPS!! This is unacceptable! You're buying me a whole new box the second this "mission" is over!
Wes: Sorry Jen.
Jen: Do it again and you'll REALLY be sorry!
(Just then Kim and Rocky walk up)
Jen: And where the hell were you two?
Emily: Kim, what happened to you?!
Kim: (who's hair is all over the place and has bruises and a black eye) Someone knocked on the door, so I went to answer it. The next thing I know BAM the door was on top of me. When I came to Rocky was missing.
Emily: Oh my god, who would do such a thing?
(Jason starts whistling innocently)
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(flashback to earlier that day)
Jason: (at Rocky and Kim's door) OPEN UP!!! OPEN UP NOW!!! NEED FOOD! NEED FOOD! (starts banging) I gotta make the wife stop crying!!! (no one answers) Oh screw this! HI YA!
(Jason takes down the door with a swift blow and takes Kimberly, who was about to open it, down with it.)
Jason: (grabbing the still sleeping Rocky) JASON TO THE RESCUE!!
(Jason runs back over the door and out the room, causing further damage to poor Kimberly)
(End flashback)
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Rocky: I don't know. All I know is I woke up in Emily's room because Em was hungry.
Kim: Jason. . .do you know anything about this?
Jason: (Ignoring the question) What? What's that Em? You wanna go warm up all the way over there. . .far away from Kim and Rocky?
Emily: But I didn't say. . .
Jason: (still totally ignoring the question) What's that Em? Rocky smells like pickles? Yeah I wouldn't wanna be by that either.
Kim: Jason, I asked you a question!
Jason: (still ignoring and making it so obvious he beat down the door) What? Jen's mad at you for eating her Cherry Tart Pops Em? Oh we better get away from her before she starts to freak out again. Let's go.
Emily: Huh?
Jason: (throws his hand in the air and runs) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(As Jason proceeds to run around in circles Kat and Tommy finally make the scene)
Tommy: Em, what's wrong with bro?
Emily: (giving Jason a crazy look) I'm. . .not. . .exactly. . .sure.
Jason: (halting) Hey bro.
Tommy: Hey bro.
Kim: Jason Lee Scott, YOU HIT ME WITH THE DOOR!
Jason: (throws his hand in the air and runs) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kim: (chasing after Jason) Come back here!!
Jen: You two are 20 minutes late!
Tommy: Dude, she was puking! You just can't be like, "yo puke, stop!" It don't work that way!
Jen: Dude? I am not a dude!
Kat: I don't feel so good.
(Kat turns green and throws up in Jen's direction. Luckily Jen grabbed Wes in time and used his as a shield)
Kat: Ahh. I feel better now.
Wes: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I got Kat puke on me!!
Alpha 6: At least it's not WES PUKE!
Alpha 5: Plus Wes body!
Wes: Now I'm all icky. Jen, I gotta go change.
Jen: I don't think so Tart Pop stealer! We're already behind schedule! Just go wash off in the ocean. We're starting now.
Wes: But then I'll be all salty.
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(Now that everyone has finally arrived, the "mission" can now begin. . .)
Alpha 6: Okay. This "mission" is called. . .well we didn't actually come up with a name. It's basically like the "Newlywed Game".
Alpha 5: But we can't call it that cuz ya know that would be stealing, and plus Andros and Karone might freak about again about being related.
Alpha 6: First, we'd like to introduce you to our special guest hosts, Marah and Kapri and. . .(pause dramatic effect as someone is beamed onto the stage). . .
Lothor: What?! I'm back?! NOOOOOOO!!
Marah and Kapri: HI UNCLE!!!
Alpha 5: LOTHOR!
Lothor: I hate you robots!
Ransik: (who happened to be walking in the background makes a cameo) Join the clue.
Alpha 6: Aren't you supposed to be in the future?!
Ransik: You would think that robots. Muh hahahahahaha!
Zedd: I hate them too; they gave me a karaoke machine.
Alpha 6: Don't blame us. We're here against our will too.
Alpha 5: Each team will answer questions designed to reveal how much they knew about each other. In the first part of the game, the boys will respond to questions while the girls are off-stage in a soundproof room. Then the girls will return to the stage and try to guess their partners' answers. A correct answer is worth five points.
Alpha 6: In the second round, the boys will guess what the girls answer. Each correct answer is worth ten points. The game will then conclude with a twenty-five point bonus question and the highest scoring team wins.
Alpha 5: And that was obviously way too much information for all of you idiots to take in, but that's too bad. Let's get this started.
(Rito and Goldar raise their hands)
Alpha 6: What is it now?
Rito: I'm a boy.
Goldar: And I'm boy.
Alpha 6: Well Rito, you're a little bit girlier than Goldar so you can be with the girls.
Rito: Oh goody!
Jason: Hey Wes, are you going to go with the girls too?
Wes: No! I'm a boy!
Tommy: Could have fooled me pinky!
Jason: Ha! Pinky! Good one bro!
Tommy: Oh yeah!
(body slam)
Wes: Jen! They're making fun of me!
Jen: What? Is the Tart Pop stealer talking to me? Cuz I don't hear anything at all!
Wes: Jen!!!
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(The girls went off stage and the boys answered questions. Now the girls are back and ready to answer. . .)
Marah: Okay! First we asked the boys: when it comes to home improvements, you consider yourself to be;
-Tim the Tool Man (tires but makes it worse)
-Handy Man (can actually fix things well)
-Clueless and has to call a repair man Kapri: Okay let's start with Kat.
Kat: Well given Tommy's track record with the cell phone and other electronics I'm gonna have to say Tim the Tool Man.
Kapri: Tommy?
Tommy: (flips over his card) Oh yeah! Tim the Tool Man all the way!
Kapri: That's five points for Tommy and Kat!
Kat: You should have seen him try to program my VCR. He tried to set the clock and the next thing I knew the thing was being hurled across the room.
Tommy: I got frustrated.
Marah: Next we'll go to Emily.
Emily: Not that I agree with this, but I think Jason said Handy Man.
Jason: (flips over his card) Whoo hoo!! My wife is handy dandy!!
Marah: That's five points for you!
Lothor: Can I go home now? You don't really need me.
Kapri: Yes we do!
Lothor: Fine, fine. Next we'll go to that angry looking girl next to the boy who smells like barf.
Jen: Wes breaks things.
Lothor: And that means?
Jen: He breaks things without even trying. Wes could breath the wrong way and something would break.
Lothor: Your answer then?
Jen: My answer is that Wes breaks things.
Lothor: Okay, barfy?
Wes: (flips over his card) I am Tim the Tool Man!
Lothor: Sorry wrong answer.
Jen: Have you ever watched Tim the Tool Man in action? HE BREAKS THINGS!
Lothor: Judges?
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: He says we'll allow it.
Lothor: Fine then. Five points for barfy and the angry girl.
Kapri: Okay, Kim?
Kim: Well I know when Rocky's refrigerator broke, he opted to eat everything inside as a way of fixing it. So Handy Man?
Rocky: (flips over the card) That's right! I saw a problem and took care of it!
Kapri: Five points!
Marah: Rita?
Rita: I don't care!
Marah: Uhh. . .Zedd?
Zedd: (flips over his card) D! None of the above! I don't care!
Marah: Judges?
Fluffy: Roar!
Ashley: We'll allow it!
Zedd: Wonderful.
Lothor: Okay next up is the couple that looks like they're related.
Andros: That's because we are related!!
Lothor: That's gross.
Karone: We are NOT a couple!!! We're brother and sister!
Lothor: And you're on the newlywed type game why?
Andros: Shut the hell up!
Lothor: Look I'm not here to judge. If you two want to be together that's not my concern.
Karone: WE ARE NOT TOGETHER!!
Lothor: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhht. Anyway, your answer?
Karone: All Andros ever does is sit on a rock. So Clueless because he does nothing.
Andros: (flips over his card) What the hell?! I ran an entire Megaship Karone! I'm at least a Handy Man!
Karone: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Andros: You forget about a lot of thing don't you! (starts hitting her with the card)
Goldar: Now, now. There's no need to hit the lady.
Rito: Let's just wait and see how many questions you get right.
Andros: It'll be more than she does!
Kapri: Okay, Rito what's your answer?
Rito: Well Goldie over here has been known to hotwire motorcycles owned by those non-rangers that were on the race. . .not Emily, though she did ride on a motorcycle at one point. So I'm going to go with Handy Dandy Candy Fandy Tandy Man!
Goldar: (flipping over his card) I am a Handy Dandy Candy Fandy Tandy Man!
Lothor: I can't believe you actually wrote that on your card.
Marah and Kapri: Creepy.
Rito: Hooray!
Marah: Well that's five points for Rito and Goldar. Next up is Maya.
Maya: Cole lived in the jungle. We couldn't even figure out how to start a car on the race. So I'm gonna say clueless.
Cole: (flipping over his card) What's a car?
Kapri: That's five points for Cole and Maya. So far, everyone has five points except Andros and Karone.
Karone: Oh stuff it!
Alpha 6: That was WAY too long. This is how it's gonna go. Just ask each group a different question, okay.
Alpha 5: We'd like to get through this while we're still young.
Rita: So we got what then two seconds to finish this up tin brains?
Alpha 6: Well if we were trying to finish it while you were still young then we'd be off by a few years.
Marah: Okay next question we asked the boys, who is the better catch out of you two? We're going to ask this one to group one. Emily?
Emily: That's easy, I am.
Jason: (flipping over his card) No! I am!
Emily: As if! I am!
Jason: I am!
Emily: I am!
Jason: Who looks better in gold?
Emily: Me!
Jason: No me!
Emily: (starts crying) You're upsetting me! (goes into full blown hysterics) You think I'm ugly! Oh my God I'm ugly!
Kat: Look what you did!
Jason: Ahh! I take it back! It's her. She's clearly the better catch. Oh god stop crying, please stop crying!
Emily: I hate myself!
Jason: Please, please stop! (here's a bell of an ice cream cart) Look, look! Ice cream! Do you want some ice cream? (runs over and buys some) Here, here please stop crying.
Emily: Well I do like ice cream.
Jason: Oh thank god.
Kapri: Okay next is Jen.
Jen: Let's not even kid ourselves here people. You know it's me.
Wes: (flipping over his card) Jen, so I wouldn't get yelled at.
Jen: Good choice.
Lothor: That's five more points for Barfy. And would the girl that looks like she got hit by a truck like to answer next?
Kim: I didn't get hit by a truck, I got hit by a door. . .A Jason powered door. (glares over at Jason) It's clearly me. Did Rocky ever have a steady girlfriend on the show? No. I'm totally the better catch.
Rocky: (flips over his card) I was the comic relief. But then again I did have that blind girl for an episode.
Kim: Emphasis on the fact she was blind.
Lothor: That's five more points for you.
Kapri: Kat?
Kat: I think Tommy (looks over at Tommy who is frantically waving his hands and shaking his head no) I mean I am the better catch.
Tommy: (flips over his card) Yes! I unlike my bro here decided not to be a moron. So I picked my wife. But she almost screwed it up!
Kat: Well you're obsessed with yourself.
Tommy: True.
Lothor: Isn't that cheating?
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy says no.
Lothor: Well that's five points, but I think the lion is cheating for the people he likes.
(Fluffy goes over to Lothor and farts in his face causing him to pass out again)
Fluffy: Roar.
Kapri: Okay now we're going to ask group two, If you could drink your partner, what would he taste like? Water, Fruit Punch, Cola, or Beer. Karone?
Karone: Gee, umm beer?
Andros: Beer? Beer?! Where the hell do you get this stuff? Who do I look like Zedd? (pan to Zedd who is not crossing out his answer and writing something else) Ever hear of Cola Karone?
Karone: Well why the hell do you think you taste like Cola?! This game makes no sense!
Andros: Maybe it would make better sense if you could answer a stinkin' question correctly!
Karone: Maybe I'd be able to if I wasn't partnered up with such an idiot!
Marah: Umm well. . .Rito?
Rito: Goldar is Fruity Punchy!
Goldar: That I am! I'm as fruity and as punchy as they come.
Kapri: That's five points for you guys! Maya?
Maya: I don't even think Cole knows any other type of beverage other than water. So water.
Cole: What's a beverage? I put water.
Marah: Five points for you too! Rita?
Rita: Well I think everyone here knows that Zeddy is a boozehound. Beer.
Zedd: (flips over his card revealing cola crossed out and then the word beer written) I had to make some alterations.
Kapri: So which is your answer?
Zedd: Beer you ninny.
Kapri: I'd go to the judges but the lion's obsessed with you.
Marah: That concludes round one. So far Tommy and Kat, Jen and Wes, Kim and Rocky, Rita and Zedd, and Rito and Goldar all have ten points! Jason and Emily have five points and Andros and Karone have none. But hey there's still time to catch up.
Karone: Unlikely, he's gotta give answers next.
Kapri: Now it's time for our super IC Cheer that will be featured at the end of every round.
Eric: Ahem!
(Trumpets blare and The song "Eye of the Tiger" strikes up as the ICs come out with Ashley in cheerleading uniforms and pom poms)
Eric: It's the eye of lion
Merrick: It's the cream of the fight
Eric: Rising up to the challenge extreme
Merrick: And we all know Ed will be the final team
Eric and Merrick: And he's watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ashley: Of the lion!
Eric and Merrick: Cha!
(Rito and Goldar get up and start clapping frantically)
Eric: Thank you, thank you!
Merrick: We just love performing for all of you!
Eric: No autographs please.
Merrick: Ah choo! I sneezed.
Marah: Okay it's time for round two.
(Just then Lothor finally comes to)
Lothor: Is it over yet?
Kapri: Round one is. Two more rounds to go though.
Lothor: Someone needs to control the lion's smell.
Kapri: Okay the questions in this round are worth 10 points. This time we asked the girls questions and the boys have to answer. Group one, we asked the girls what your most annoying quality is. Wes?
Wes: I have no annoying qualities. I'm perfect.
Jen: Perfectly full of shit! Answer the question. . .honestly!
Marah: Well we need an answer.
Wes: I did answer!
Jen: (flips over the card and starts beating him with it) TRY THAT YOU'RE A WANNABE WHO KNOCKS OVER CHAIRS AND CAN'T KEEP HIS SHOES TIED!
Wes: Ow! Stop! Sorry!!
Kapri: Okay. Rocky?
Rocky: I eat too much.
Kim: (flips over her card) He eats too much!!
Rocky: Oh yeah! My eating habits have finally done some good!
Marah: That's ten points for you!
Lothor: Your turn Bro with ponytail.
Tommy: One word. Brojo. . .Dojo.
Lothor: That's two words.
Kat: (flipping over her card) Well it's the two words I put down!
Tommy: Oh yeah! My wife is a mind reader!
Marah: That's ten points for you guys. Jason?
Jason: Umm. . .bro?
Emily: (flips over card) Bro.
Jason: (pointing at himself) Bro! (points at the card) Bro! (points at Tommy) Bro! (pointing at himself) Bro! (points at the card) Bro! (points at Tommy) Bro! (pointing at himself) Bro! (points at the card) Bro! (points at Tommy) Bro! (pointing at himself) Bro! (points at the card) Bro! (points at Tommy) Bro! (Lists the sign over his head, jumps up and runs around in circles around everyone else) Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro!
Lothor: STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Emily: See what I mean?
Jason: I LOVE THIS SIGN! I'm keeping it with me at all times! (grabs a marker and draws an arrow on it point up towards him) See, it says I'm a bro!
Tommy: No fair! Kat! I wanna bro sign!
Kat: (crosses out the jo and dojo from her previous card) Here.
Tommy: (sulking) It's not the same!
Kapri: Okay. Group two, describe your partner in the morning. Are they, a nice warm teddy bear, oscar the grouch, or return of the living dead? Goldar?
Goldar: Rito is a nice warm teddy bear. He's so cuddly.
Lothor: Let's tone down the creepiness please.
Rito: But it's true! (flips over his card) I'm as warm and as teddy and as bearish as they come. And I'm nice too!
(Zedd, Lothor, and Ransik shudder)
Kapri: That's ten points for you guys. Cole? Cole: Oscar the grouch. Maya's grouchy and hungry in the morning. Who's Oscar? Was he a ranger too?
Marah: I guess.
Maya: I am not a grouch! I'm a teddy bear! I love bears! Hello? Bear. Animals. Duh!
Cole: Oops.
Kapri: Zedd?
Zedd: Return of the living dead.
Rita: Maybe if you didn't snore so much I could get my proper beauty sleep.
Zedd: Planning on sleeping for centuries I imagine?
Rita: Can it tin brain! You're lucky that's what I put.
Lothor: Ten points for you. Team Incest?
Andros: Go to hell!
Lothor: I run an evil empire. I'm pretty sure that's where I'm going. (looks over at his nieces) Although I think I'm already there.
Andros: Oscar the grouch.
Karone: Try a teddy bear Andros!
Andros: Could have fooled me! You've been grouchy all day!!
Karone: It must have rubbed off from you!
Lothor: And yet another miss for the brother and sister duo.
Andros and Karone: Shut up!
Kapri: Okay. Group one. Name something your partner has plenty of but just won't stop buying. Rocky?
Rocky: Clothes?
Kim: You know it! I love the mall!!
Marah: Ten more points! Tommy?
Tommy: Stupid ballet stuff.
Kat: Well I put dance equipment. Is that the same? And it's not stupid!!!
Marah: Judges?
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: That's cool with us!
Lothor: Why do you even go to the judges? You know they're going to allow it. Except if it's Tarzan over there. I think the lion wants him dead.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy agrees.
Kapri: Jason?
Jason: Well as of this morning, food.
Emily: Food. I am so hungry.
Jason: Take a break Rocky in girl form!
Rocky: Huh?
Jason: Not you, her!
Emily: But I have to eat!
Jason: Why? Last I checked you weren't Rocky! I married Emily. Emily eats sensibly. Emily doesn't eat pickles and ice cream! (turns to Rocky) You've got her under some spell don't you? Fix her! Fix her now! Or I'll go morphin' on your ass!!
Rocky: But I didn't do it! Plus, I have your powers!
Jason: Check again Rocko! Ever hear of Forever Red? The thing you weren't invited to?! Hahahaha!
Emily: Jase, I'm really hungry.
Jason: I will not listen to this trickery! If you're really Emily, then why are you so hungry?!
Emily: Because I'm pregnant!
Jason: WAH?!?! Your. . .your? WHA?!?!?!?
Emily: Pregnant! As in we're having a baby! And Kat is too!
Kat: Emily!
Tommy: Ah pa pa pa pa pa. . .
Emily: Regnant! Pa-regnant! As in you're going to be a pa pa PAPA!
Tommy: Then why aren't you hungry?
Kat: Morning sickness.
Tommy: Well we sure got stuck with the crappy habit. Emily, switch with us. I want over eating.
Jason: Bro. I don't think it works like that.
(Just then a hot dog vendor goes by)
Jason: STOP! I need to buy all of your hot dogs. And anything else you have!
Vendor: Not hot dogs krakulash.
Jason: Gimme! (eats) Ew! Salty. Got anything to drink.
Vendor: Crab juice and Dew Mountain.
Jason: Ew! Dew Mountain, gross! Gimme the crab juice. More! More! I'm eating for two now!
Emily: No you're not! I am!
Tommy: Ew! Bro, that smells nasty. (forces himself to puke on Wes)
Wes: Ew! Mr. Vendor, do you have any water to wash this off?
Vendor: No water, just krakulash.
Wes: Ew! What about that crab juice?
Vendor: No crab juice. Fat boy got last can. Just Dew Mountain.
Wes: (in high pitched girl voice) Ew!
Kat: You two need to stop it now.
Emily: Jason, you are not eating for two!
Kat: And you are not having morning sickness Tommy. Plus it's past noon!
Tommy: I have afternoon sickness.
Kat: Aww poor Tommy, has a sickness that DOESN'T EXIST!
Vendor: (walking away) Krakulash! Get your Krakulash!
Jason: That stuff was nasty! I want some Tart Pops!
Emily: Stop it! Stop it now! You two are not pregnant! Kat and I are! That means we get the symptoms, not you!
Jason: But we want to share in your experience.
Tommy: Yeah! We want to go through everything with you.
Kat: That's just messed up!
Jason: What? We wanna be good parents for our sons.
Kat and Emily: Sons?
Tommy: Well we sure aren't going to be having no girls.
Jason: The last thing we need is them balleting around in tutus.
Emily: Oh and the next karate kid is what I'm praying for.
Jason: Me too!
Lothor: I hate to interrupt the miracle of child birth session over there, but we have a "mission" to finish. That's ten points for the food answer. Double Barfy?
Wes: Hmm, Jen is gonna say something hard that I wouldn't think of. I'll say some high tech gizmo.
Jen: Or, maybe Cherry Tart Pops?!
Wes: Aww man!
Lothor: A swing and a miss.
Marah: Group two. If your partner won the lottery, what would be the first thing he/she would buy? Cole?
Cole: Cake.
Maya: I love cake!
Lothor: It was small lottery winnings wasn't it? Zedd?
Zedd: The mall.
Lothor: Anything specific in the mall?
Zedd: No, the whole thing.
Rita: You betcha! Cha ching!
Kapri: Ten more points! Andros?
Andros: I don't care anymore! Pass!
Karone: Not like you could have guessed correctly anyway!!
Marah: Goldar?
Goldar: Umm. . .New shoes for Ed?
Rito: Aww. . .a new hat for Ed!! Goldie!
Goldar: Aww so close!
Rito: It's okay Goldie, good try.
Marah: That wraps up round two! Kat and Tommy, Kim and Rocky, and Rita and Zedd are in the lead with 30 points! Jason and Emily have 25. Rito and Goldar and Maya and Cole are close with 20. Jen and Wes have ten.
Lothor: And of course Team Incest is bringing up the rear with a big fat goose egg.
Kapri: Time for another Team IC show!!!
(Trumpets blare and The song "Tonight is the Night" strikes up as the ICs come out with Ashley in cheerleading uniforms and pom poms)
Eric: Tonight is the night is the night for Ed!
Merrick: All you other teams are gonna be dead!
Eric: Tonight is the night is the night for Ed!
Merrick: All you other teams are gonna be dead!
(rock out)
Ashley: BREAKDOWN!
Eric: Eddy Eddy!
Merrick: You are so ready!
Eric: So come and be extreme
Merrick: and win it for your team!
Eric: Eddy Eddy
Merrick: You are aheady!
Eric: Of all the other teams!
Merrick: Oh you make us want to scream!
Eric: Tonight is the night is the night for Ed!
Merrick: All you other teams are gonna be dead!
Eric: Tonight is the night is the night for Ed!
Merrick: All you other teams are gonna be dead!
Eric and Merrick: CHA!
Zedd: Why is it always me? Just once I want them to leave me alone.
Eric: you don't mean that boss.
Merrick: Without us you'd be lost!
(Zedd shudders)
Kapri: Okay it's time for the final round. This last and final question is worth 25 points and will be asked to everyone.
Marah: We asked the girls, given three hours of free time your partner would spend it doing what? We'll start with Tommy?
Tommy: I like to do karate. Zeit ya!
Kat: (flips over her card) Doing karate. . .ziet ya!
Kapri: 25 pints for you! Giving you a final score of 55 points!
Tommy: Oh yeah!
Kat: See how I knew you were gonna say zeit ya?
Tommy: You are a genius!
Marah: Jason?
Jason: I also like to do karate.
Emily: (flipping over her card) Jason likes to do karate.
Jason: Whoo hoo hoo!!!
Kapri: 25 points for you guys too! Giving you a final score of 50 points! Wes?
Wes: Well you see, we're in a crucial situation here. We need this to be in the inner circle. I must be completely honest. Given three hours, I would spend it being a huge screw up. Basically losing my shoes and knocking over as many chairs as possible.
Jen: (flipping over her card) Screwing up! You finally did something right!
Wes: Yay! (throws his arms up in victory, but punches Kim in the process)
Marah: 25 points for you guys too! Giving you a final score of 35 points! Rocky?
Rocky: Are you okay Kim? Dion't worry. We got this in the bag Kim! EATING!
Kim: Ow! My head hurts. Who are you? Who am I?
Rocky: NOOOOOOOOOO!!
Marah: We need an answer.
Kim: Oh I think I need to lie down.
Lothor: Sorry incorrect! Giving you a final score of 30 points. Not enough.
Rocky: NO FAIR! I'll get you for this Wes!
Wes: Eep.
Kapri: Zedd?
Zedd: Sleeping slash drinking.
Rita: If I had three hours I'd be hitting the stores. But since it's boozer over here. I put sleeping/drinking.
Kapri: 25 points for you guys too! Giving you a final score of 55 points! Andros?
Andros: Well I know what Karone would be doing, getting answers wrong!
Marah: Is that your answer.
Andros: Does it look like I care?
Marah: So getting answers wrong is your answer.
Andros: Sure, that's basically what I have been doing for the past three hours.
Lothor: Let's reveal yet another wrong answer.
Karone: (in shock) Oh. . .my. . .god. (flips over her card) I put getting answers wrong!!!
Lothor: What?!
Andros: We got an answer right?
Karone: We got an answer right!
Andros and Karone: (jumping around in circles and singing) We got an answer right! We got an answer right! We got an answer right!
Marah: 25 points for you guys too! Giving you a final score of 25 points!
Andors: Ha no zero for us! (points at randrom people) Screw you! And you! And you! And you! Hahahaha
Kapri: Goldar?
Goldar: Chillin' with the Fluffmyster!
Rito: (flips over his card) You know it!
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: Fluffy says roar!
Kapri: 25 points for you guys too! Giving you a final score of 45 points! Cole?
Cole: (not thinking) Hanging out with red lion! I mean. . .CRAP! Red BIRD!!!
Maya: I put red bird!
Lothor: This will amuse me. Judges?
Fluffy: (faking a thumbs up and goes for a thumbs down) Roar.
Ashley: That's a no go.
Lothor: Oh, so close. You have a final score of 20 points.
Andros: Ha! And we beat someone!!
Cole: Red Lion you have forsaken me!
Fluffy: Roar.
Rito and Ashley: HIS NAME IS FLUFFY!
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Alpha 5: Okay congrats to everyone! Our winners today are Tommy and Kat and Rita and Zedd tied with 55 points!
Zedd: I better not be getting some crappy home version of this game.
Alpha 6: Even better. You get. . .to share a crappy home version of this game!
Tommy: YES!!! We can have couples parties after this is all over!
Zedd: (sarcastically) Wow man. That would be totally bodacious.
Tommy: I know! Totally bro!
Alpha 5: Let's look at the final score board.
Group 1-------------------Score************Group 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------26 *********** (1) Zedd and Rita ----------29
(2) Tommy and Kat --------21 *********** (2) Rito and Goldar --------20
(3) Wes and Jen ------------17 *********** (3) Andros and Karone ---12
(4) Rocky and Kim ---------16 ************ (4) Cole and Maya----------10
(5) Billy and Trini -------------X *********** (5) Eric and Kapri ---------- -X
(6) Adam and Tanya --------X ********** (6) Merrick and Marah ------X
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------X ********** (7) Zhane and Ashley ------X
Alpha 6: So the final inner circle for group one is Jason and Emily, Tommy and Kat, and Jen and Wes. With Jason and Emily leading the team!
Jason: Oh yeah! I'm the leader!
Emily: We're the leaders.
Jason: Em, I'm trying to have a moment here. Tommy's not happy.
Tommy: This sucks! Everyone knows I'm the best leader.
Jason: Well according to this score board I'm a lot more points better.
Emily: Five Jason.
Jason: FIVE!
Tommy: I demand a sudden death challenge! Worth more than 5 points! Kat: Six?
Tommy: Yeah Six!!
Jen: And they're going to be fathers.
Wes: And we're in the inner circle! YES! (once again punches Kim in the head while raising his arms in victory)
Kim: (regaining her memory) Eating food!
Rocky: It's over Kim.
Kim: What? What happened?
Rocky: Wes happened! And we lost!
Kim: No! Oh I'll get you Wesley I don't know your middle name Collins!
Wes: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Jen! Help! Jen! JEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!
Alpha 5: And the final inner circle for group two is Zedd and Rita, Rito and Goldar, and Andros and Karone. With Zedd and Rita leading them.
Rito: Finally, we got rid of that animal Cole!
Andros: And we're going to finally get our revenge on the bros!
Rita: The only place I'll lead people is to my lounge chair.
Zedd: All me as usual.
Jason: Well Ed, looks like it's you and me. Show down of the great leaders.
Emily: Hello? You know me? Your wife? Also a leader!
Jason: Em, please! Just you and me Ed!
Zedd: Whatever.
Tommy: I demand another "mission" NOW!!
Kat: I'm getting tired Tommy.
Emily: Me too. I think we're gonna head up.
Jason: HOLD IT!
Tommy: No walking for you!
Jason: You're not allowed to walk when you're pregnant.
Tommy: The baby doesn't know how to yet.
Jason: Do you want to give him brain damage?
Rita: I guess your parents must have walked a lot huh bros?
Jason: Yeah. . .No! Confused!!!
Tommy: No walking allowed!
(The lift up the girls and take them away)
Alpha 5: Those poor unborn children.
Alpha 6: That's it for today. Tune in next time for the final "mission" and see which team wins Power Ranger Challenge Extreme and $1 million!!
Rita: (whipping out her karaoke machine) Money, money, money, money! MONEY!
(End show.)