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Power Rangers Challenge Extreme
Ep 7 – It's time to be extreme! (part one)
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to the final episode of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Alpha 6: I can't believe it's almost over.
Alpha 5: I can't believe we're still stuck like this.
Alpha 6: Here are the scores from the last challenge.
Group 1-------------------ScoreGroup 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------26 (1) Zedd and Rita ----------29
(2) Tommy and Kat --------21 (2) Rito and Goldar --------20
(3) Wes and Jen ------------17 (3) Andros and Karone ---12
(4) Rocky and Kim --------- X (4) Cole and Maya----------X
(5) Billy and Trini -------------X (5) Eric and Kapri ---------- -X
(6) Adam and Tanya --------X (6) Merrick and Marah ------X
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------X (7) Zhane and Ashley ------X
Alpha 5: These final contestants in each group must now merge together to be an ultimate team.
Alpha 6: They must also be guided by their leaders. Jason and Emily are the leaders for group one with a final score of 26 points.
Alpha 5: And Rita and Zedd are the leaders for group two with 29 points. But now points don't mean a thing.
Alpha 6: It all comes down to whoever wins today's "mission". Today's "mission" is called "It's Time To Be Extreme". In this "mission" our contestants will have to pull together with the other teammates in their group if they want to win.
Alpha 5: Right now, our contestants are resting up for the "mission" that will be taking place later today.
Alpha 6: Let's see what they're up to.
(Over in Karone's room all the girls, Rito, Goldar, Team IC, and Fluffy are gathered for a surprise baby shower for Kat and Emily)
Kat: (showing a sonogram picture) Thank goodness I'm having a girl! The last thing I need is another bro running around the house.
Emily: I know same for me. We're so lucky to be having girls!
Karone: The doctor was able to tell you the gender already?
Kat: Well, no. But I think it's pretty obvious that it's a girl.
Emily: Yeah def.
Rito: Did you think of any names yet?
Kat: Well I've been throwing around a few ideas to Tommy but he refuses to believe that we're having a girl.
Emily: Same for Jason. They're all about having little Jason and Tommy Jrs.
Kat: Actually they keep saying Jason and Tommy the third.
Goldar: I call godmother!
Rito: I call it too!!
Eric and Merrick: We call godfathers!
Jen: Like hell you're call anything!
Emily: Uhh how about we figure that out later.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy say you should name your kids Fluffy.
Kat: Umm maybe.
Rita: Alright girls! It's karaoke time!
Marah and Kapri: Whoo hoo!
(Down at the bar Tommy and Jason are having a party with Zedd and Andros)
Zedd: You two work fast.
Tommy: Huh?
Jason: We're having babies!
Tommy: How come you don't have babies Ed?
Jason: You've been married a long time.
Zedd: Ew! Not going there.
Tommy: What about you Andy?
Jason: Planning on tying the knot anytime soon?
Tommy: Yeah you and Karone would have cute kids!
Andros: Andy?! Never call me that again! And for the last time I'm dating Ashley!
Jason: Whatever you say Andy. So yeah the girls got these cool pictures of the babies!
Zedd: Sonograms?
Tommy: Pictures, Ed. Pictures. Yeah look. We're having boys!!
Andros: Is that what the doctor said?
Jason: Huh? Just look that's so a boy!
Tommy: Little Tommy Jason the third and Jason Tommy the third!
Zedd: You can't seriously be naming them that!
Andros: I don't think the girls would go for that.
Jason: They still think we're having girls.
Tommy: Bleh girls.
(Just then Wes walks in)
Wes: Hey guys!
Zedd: Jesus! Who told him where we were going to be?!
Andros: I thought we told you to go to the baby shower?
Wes: Jen made me leave. Can I hang out with you guys?
Tommy: Fine but go sit over there. (points to the furthest table away from where they are sitting)
Jason: WAY over there!
Wes: Okay!
Zedd: So anyway how do you know it's a boy if the doctor didn't say?
Andros: I don't think you can tell yet.
Tommy: We can tell fine! Look! Boy part!
Jason: We're the fathers!
Zedd: What does that have to do with anything?!
Jason: We're having babies.
Wes: Guys, I can't hear!
Tommy: Shut up Wes!
Alpha 5: What a bunch of crack heads!
Alpha 6: Those poor unborn children.
Alpha 5: Text them now. The sooner this is over the better.
Alpha 6: Okay (texting) Gather up your team. It's time to be extreme. Meet at the platform on 30 minutes for your final "mission". Wear the colors of your leaders.
Alpha 5: They have to wear the colors of their leaders?
Alpha 6: Uh huh.
Alpha 5: Gold and periwinkle?!
Alpha 6: Ha ha, at least it's not pink and camo.
Alpha 5: If they wore camo we'd never find them.
Alpha 6: Maybe that wouldn't be so bad.
(Over at the bar, Zedd's phone beeps)
Zedd: What the hell is that noise?
Jason: Gimme! I got this under control!!
Tommy: We love phones!
Wes: We're not supposed to touch them! The girls will get mad!
Jason: I don't see any girls around here.
Tommy: Except for Wes!
Zedd: Haha! He called you a girl! (in a taunting voice) Go to the baby shower little girl!
Wes: Stop it!
Zedd: Girly girly girl!!
Wes: Stop! I'm not kidding!
Zedd: Do you want a pink ribbon for your hair little girl?
Wes: I'm gonna tell Jen!
Zedd: Run to Jenny little girl!
Wes: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Zedd: Heh. Heh. Heh. Now what does this phone thing have to say?
Tommy: (reading) Gather up your team. It's time to be extreme. Meet at the platform on 30 minutes for your final "mission". Wear the colors of your leaders.
Jason: Yes! Golden group one!!
Andros: Periwinkle!?
Zedd: I'm sure Rito and Goldar will be thrilled.
Jason: (texting back) Gold rules!
Tommy: (reading) Why the hell did Emily give you the phone again?!
Jason: (texting) Not on the gold one. Ed gave me his.
Tommy: (reading) Oh Jesus. Why do people give you things?!
Jason: (texting) I dunno. They like us.
Tommy: (reading) Well I hate you!
Jason: (texting) I know you are but what am I?
Tommy: (reading) That makes no sense!
Jason: (texting) Takes one to know one!
Tommy: (reading) Know one what?
Jason: (texting) Know one. . .um um. . .I know you are but what am I?
Tommy: (reading) Forget it! I give up!
Jason: (texting) Takes one to know one!
Alpha 6: Do they even have brains?!
Alpha 5: Jason and Tommy?
Alpha 6: All of them! Why does everyone give them the phone?!
Alpha 5: Uhh takes one to know one?
Alpha 6: Shut up! That's not even a little bit funny!
Alpha 5: Heh. Aww come one it was a little bit.
Alpha 6: Have all the bolts in your head come undone?!
(the phone beeps)
Alpha 5: Jason?
Alpha 6: Roar.
Emily: Oh girls we have a message!
Kat: What's it say?
Fluffy: Roar. (takes the phone from Emily)
Emily: Hey! Give that back!
Ashley: Fluffy says yoink.
Fluffy: (reading) Roar roar roar. Grr. Growl. Purr purr. Roar.
Rito: Let's move it people!
Ashley: You heard the lion!
Jen: We heard a bunch of nothing! What the heck does roar mean?
Rito: Lots of things.
Ashley: Yeah lots of things.
Jen: Care to tell us what he said?
Eric: He said Roar roar roar.
Merrick: Grr. Growl. Purr purr. Roar.
(They fold their arms in satisfaction)
Jen: In English!
Eric: Oh.
Merrick: Go?
Eric: Mo?
Merrick: So?
Rito: NO!!!! He said, Gather up your team. It's time to be extreme.
Ashley: Meet at the platform in 30 minutes for your final "mission". Wear the colors of your leaders.
Rito: Duh!
Eric and Merrick: D'oh!
Karone: Alright time for the final mission! This is so exciting!
Rita: Eh whatever.
(trumpets blare)
Eric: Let's go teams!
Merrick: It's time to be extreme
Eric: Everyone get dressed!
Merrick: In the colors of success!
Goldar: We get to wear Ed's color!!
Rito: Hooray!!
Karone: Periwinkle. . .fun.
Goldar: Isn't it Karonie?!
Rito: The color of victory!
Emily: I don't think so! Everyone knows gold is for winners!
Ashley: Unlikely! Gold is so a fashion don't!
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: Fluffy says roar!
Jen: How the hell can roar mean fifty different things?
Fluffy: Roar!
(Rito and Ashley start laughing)
Rito: Good one Fluff.
Ashley: Totally!
Jen: Why are you two the only ones that understand him?
Ashley: It's all in the wrist!
Jen: Huh?
Rito: Don't worry. Just know that I am Rito the Magnificent!!
Ashley: And I am Ashley the Amazing!!
Goldar: And I am Goldar the Great!
Eric and Merrick: And we're Team IC the Icky!
Marah: And I am Marah the Magical!
Kapri: And I am Kapri the Kabam!
Karone: And I am Karonie the Koolie!
Rita: And I don't care!
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: And he is Fluffy the Fantastic!
Leo: (just walking in) And I am Leo the way cool! Right Karone?
Karone: Uh sure.
Jen: More like Leo the loser! Karone doesn't even like you!
Leo: Not true! Right Karone?
Karone: Okay sure.
Leo: See!
Jen: Whatever we'll see who's what at the "mission". Let's go Kat and Em.
Kat: Bye! Thanks for the party! Good luck later!
Emily: Kat! We're trying to be intimidating.
Kat: Yeah, I don't do intimidating.
Emily: Uhh. . .Thanks for the party. . .you're going down!!
(Kat, Emily, and Jen leave)
Goldar: Alright group two members and supporters! Let's go win!
Kapri: Whoo hoo!
Marah: Go team!
Rita: I don't wanna!
Eric: Group two!
Merrick: We love you!
Karone: Alright! Let's move out!
Rita: No!
Everyone else: YES!
Fluffy: Roar!
Alpha 5: Okay after weeks of "missions" we finally have the final inner circles. Introducing first, headed by Jason and Emily. . .Group one!
(The Song "Hey Goldmember" strikes up as group one makes their entrance with Jason and Emily leading the way. The two of them are decked out in gold from head to toe, including matching gold hats, sunglasses, chains, and just about anything else you can think of. Tommy and Wes have a lot of gold on too. . .just not as much as Jason and Emily. Kat and Jen just have gold shirts on. The team is dancing about and singing along to their song. Well the team minus Jen and Kat anyway. . .)
Emily: Solid gold! Solid gold! It's gold!
Solid gold! Solid gold! It's gold!
It's gold, it's gold!
It's gold, it's gold!
It's solid gold baby!
It's gold, it's gold!
It's gold, it's gold!
It's solid gold baby!
Jason: I've got the Midas touch and I love it too much
I'm goldmember! I'm goldmember!
I've got a golden hat! Take it Kat!
(Kat just shakes her head)
Tommy: Hey goldmember! Hey goldmember!
Emily: Goldie, goldie, goldie, gold gold gold
Goldie, goldie, goldie, gold gold gold
(Camera pans over to Goldar who has started to boogie down to group one's theme. The rest of the Ed supporters are staring at him with their jaws hanging open)
Goldie, goldie, goldie, gold gold gold
Goldie, goldie, goldie, gold gold gold
Jason: I've got the Midas touch and I love it too much
I'm goldmember! I'm goldmember!
You're going down tonight! Cuz we're dynamite!
I'm goldmember! I'm goldmember!
Tommy and Emily: Cuz that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, we like it, uh huh, uh huh
Goldmember, Goldmember
We love it, we love it!
Cuz that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, we like it, uh huh, uh huh
Goldmember, Goldmember
We love it, we love it!
Jason: I've got the Midas touch and I love it too much
I'm goldmember! I'm goldmember!
The Treys are from a far off land
And they taught me how to dance!
I'm goldmember! I'm goldmember!
Emily: It's gold, it's gold
It's gold, it's gold
It's solid gold baby
Tommy: It's solids gold!
Emily: It's gold, it's gold
It's gold, it's gold
It's solid gold baby
Tommy: Goldmember's so solid!
Emily: It's gold, it's gold
It's gold, it's gold
Tommy: So so solid! Yeah!
Emily: It's solid gold baby
It's gold, it's gold
Tommy: So so gold!
It's gold, it's gold
It's solid gold baby
Tommy: He's so so gold! Yes he is! Yeah!
Wes: Cha!
Eric and Merrick: Oh no he didn't!
Ashley: You're going down pinky!
Eric: That's our word!
Merrick: Ya heard?!
Rito: Goldie what were you doing?!
Goldar: Busting a move to my name. The song spoke to me.
Rito: Goldie, Goldie, Goldie! What are we going to do with you? Cheering for the other team!?
Goldar: No no! But I mean, it said Goldie!
Ashley: He has a point. Everyone calls him Goldie.
Rito: Not anymore! From now on I will call you Gerard.
Goldar: Uhh why Gerard?
Rito: I dunno! I'm too upset to think! Come on let's go make our entrance. . .Gerard!
Alpha 6: Okay! Now introducing headed by Zedd and Rita, group two!
(The Ed supporters let out a cheer as the song "Here comes the money" starts to play. Eric, Merrick, and Ashley start to sing as Kapri, Marah, and Leo dance in the background. Group two makes their way out all dressed in periwinkle. They are all on top of Fluffy- Zedd is on his head, while Andros, Karone, Rito, and Gerard are all on his back, and finally Rita is pulling up the rear lying her lounge chair on the rear of Fluffy's back.)
Ashley: Here comes the money
Eric: Here we go
Merrick: Money talks
Ashley: Here comes the money
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Eric: Dolla, dolla
Merrick: Dolla, dolla
Eric: Ching ching! Bling bling! Cut the chatter
Merrick: If you ain't talking money than your talking don't matter
Eric: Ching ching! Bling bling! Patting pockets
Merrick: We take the dolla dolla, can't anyone stop it? Shock it!
Eric: Here comes the new kid on the block
Merrick: Better watch out group one cuz the best don't stop
Eric: See Ed's gonna win this on his own
Merrick: It's time for group two to claim their throne
Eric: Success in Ed's blood. Call it home grown
Merrick: We're gonna beat ya so bad that you'll cry and moan.
Eric: Power! Money's got us crazy cocky
Merrick: Rita wants to go shoppy
Eric and Merrick: I know you're mad because you can't stop us!
Eric: And if you think our songs so funny
Merrick: We'll be laughing when we got brand new money
Eric: See so there aint a single thing funny
Merrick: Ed's gonna win us all that money
Eric and Merrick: That's The....
Ashley: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Eric: They say it. They say it!
Ashley: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Merrick: Say what? Say what? Say what? Money!
Eric: Ed's gonna do whatever it takes to win the dolla dolla
Merrick: And Throw It In Rita's Direction and she'll go
Rita: Holla Holla
Eric: All Want To Know Where They Go When They're Winning
Merrick: I'll tell where, they're gonna go swimmin' in their. . .
Ashley: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Eric: Uhh. Money money.
Ashley: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Eric: If You Can't See The Money Get Your Eyes Cleaned
Merrick: Rita Needs Fine Things she'll shop till she drops see
Eric: The IC's only Cheer for The Best Never Worst
Merrick: There's no way group two won't come in First
Eric: We got this money locked! Ching Ching!
Merrick: We Mock you cuz We Rock! Bling bling!
Eric: Ed's One Smart Cookie
Merrick: We're gonna beat you Rookies
Eric and Merrick: That money's practically in our pockets!
Ashley: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Eric and Merrick: (directly in Wes' face) CHA!!!!!!!!
Marah: What an awesome song!!
Kapri: Way better than that gold song.
Leo: It was way cool! Like Karone!
Ashley: And like Ed!
Eric and Merrick: Ed! Ed!
Eric: Group two rules!
Merrick: Group one drools!
Alpha 5: Okay, okay enough already. Let's get this "mission" started.
Alpha 6: Okay this "mission" is an obstacle race. Like one you would find in the army or something.
Alpha 5: Except for palm tree jungle of course.
Alpha 6: What palm tree jungle?
Alpha 5: I just added it.
Alpha 6: And what goes on there?
Alpha 5: Chaos! ANYTHING can happen in palm tree jungle.
Alpha 6: Whatever floats your boat. Okay you will start off with a tire run while holding Ernie's famous smoothies.
Alpha 5: After the tire run you can drink the smoothies.
Jason: Smoothies for Jason!!
Tommy: And for Tommy!
Alpha 6: Then you are to move on to the giant wall climb.
Alpha 5: When you get to the top of the wall you are to swing down and land in the water.
Alpha 6: Then swim to the shore where there is a puzzle waiting for you.
Alpha 5: When you put the pieces together, you will have a map to get through palm tree jungle. Be careful, there are many hidden dangers in palm tree jungle.
Alpha 6: When you are out of the jungle, you can cross the finish line.
Alpha 5: First team to cross the finish line wins 1 million dollars!
Alpha 6: Remember EVERYONE must be across from your team to win.
Alpha 5: We'll all be watching you on this jumbotron type thing.
Alpha 6: Everyone take your marks.
Alpha 5: Get set!
Eric and Merrick: GO ED!
(Lord Zedd takes off in a mad dash)
Alpha 6: Hey. . .oh well. GO!
Rito: Ed! Wait up!
Zedd: No time! Gotta win. Gotta get the wife new shoes.
Rita: (on Zedd's back) Mush! Mush!
(Zedd grabs two smoothie trays. . .his and Rita's. . .and takes off through the tires. He looks back to see Emily with all six of her team's trays hot his tail. Behind them is the rest.)
Tommy: Hurry bro!
Jason: Must. . .get. . .there. . .before. . .pregnant. . .wife. . .DRINKS THEM ALL!
(Pan to Emily who is polishing off the last smoothie)
Jen: Too late.
Tommy and Jason: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Emily: (burps) 'scuse me!
Kat: Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmy!!
Tommy: I'll save you! Crap! I forgot Kat doesn't like to do things. Coming honey!!!
(Tommy runs back through the tires, plowing down Wes in the process as the rest of group 2 finishes up their run.)
Tommy: AH! Gotta hustle!
(Tommy throws Kat over his shoulder and bolts back through the tires, once again knocking Wes over)
Jen: WES! Get up! We're losing!
(Over at the wall climb Zedd is waiting at the top for the rest of his team)
Zedd: Hurry up!
Goldar: We're coming, we're coming.
Rito: Ed! You'll rust in the water!
Zedd: Not if I can help it!
(Zedd flies down the wall. Just as he is about to hit the water Fluffy flies out of nowhere for Zedd and Rita to land on.)
Rito: Hooray!
Fluffy: Roar!
(The rest of group two jumps in the water just as group one reaches the top. They jump in too and they all begin swimming to the shore. . .well everyone but Wes who is still on the wall.)
Jen: WES! Jump now!
Wes: But I'm gonna get all salty.
Tommy: Jesus! Even Kat jumped in!
Wes: She's like a diver.
Tommy: Who has a fear of diving!
Wes: I thought she conquered that fear!
Tommy: Came back after the Turbo movie.
Wes: Ahh. (holds his nose and jumps in)
Kat: Help! Dying!
Tommy: I'll save you!
(Just then, someone pops up out of the water)
Person: Booga boo!
Karone: Ahhh!
Andros: Not him!
Raymond: Yes! It is I Raymond! Let me be your friend. I like computers.
Rito: Quick everyone swim away!
Goldar: Before his lack of coolness rubs off on you.
Raymond: Hey Kat, remember how I brought the Christmas Tree to the holiday party.
Kat: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMY!
Tommy: Zeit ya!
(Raymond sinks to the bottom of the sea)
Everyone: Hooray!
(While everyone celebrates, Zedd is already making his way into palm tree jungle with the one and only map for his team. Back at the jumbotron)
Marah: Shouldn't he be waiting for everyone else?
Ashley: Ed waits for no one.
Kapri: But won't everyone be lost?
Eric: Nah it's cool. There's no hurry.
Merrick: Team one has Wes, they're the ones that have to worry.
(Just then Zedd and Rita cross the finish line on Fluffy's back.)
Zedd: Ahh now I can rest!
Alpha 5: You know you're supposed to wait for the rest of your team.
Zedd: Details, details. They'll be fine.
Alpha 6: But they don't have a map.
Zedd: They'll figure it out. Now can it. I'm trying to watch the tron.
(Everyone looks over at the jumbotron to see that both groups are just about to enter the jungle)
Jason: Come on guys! We can do it.
Tommy: We can do anything as long as we have our trusty map!
(Just then someone swings out of no where and takes the map from Tommy's hand)
Jen: Dammit!
Maya: (from up in a tree) You mean this map?
Tommy: Yes! Give it back!
Cole: No way!
Rito: Give it back jungle freak!
Goldar: Don't make us come up there!
Rito: You tell um Gerard!
Cole and Maya: Wild Zords ATTACK!
(A brigade of Wild Zords come from every direction)
Rito: Oh you asked for it now! FLUFFY!
(Fluffy soars in and blasts all the animals down except for Red Bird)
Fluffy: Roar.
Red Bird: CAW!
Fluffy: ROAR!!!!
Red Bird: CAW CAW!!!
Goldar: Looks like we gotta stare down on our hands people.
Rito: Don't move! If we get in their way they could attack!
Wes: Pish posh! We gotta race to finish!
(Wes runs into the line of fire and gets fried by blasts from both animals.)
Fluffy: Grrr.
Red Bird: Tweet.
Wes: Owww.
Fluffy: ROAR!!!
(Fluffy pounces on Red Bird and an all out rumble breaks out. A cloud of dusts gathers around the two battling zords. It eventually begins to clear revealing the victor as...)
Rito: FLUFFY!!
Fluffy: (standing on the now mangled Red Bird) Fart.
Everyone: Ew!
Goldar: Way to go Fluffy!
Tommy: Now give us back our map losers!
Cole: Never!
(Cole and Maya swing away with the map)
Emily: Great! Just great!
Kat: Now what are we supposed to do!
Jason: Don't worry! Follow me! I know the way!
Tommy: No! Follow me!
Jen: Shut up! Neither of you know where to go!
Jason: Yes I do! It's that way!
Tommy: No! This way!
(Tommy and Jason take off into two different directions, Tommy to the left and Jason to the right. Five minutes later, Tommy comes running back from the right and Jason from the left.)
Jason: Ah I found you all! Thank goodness!
Tommy: No! I found everyone!
Andros: You found no one!! Morons!
Jen: All you two did was run in circles!
Jason and Tommy: So!
Karone: Okay guys, we need to stop fighting. The only way we'll get out of here is if we put out heads together and figure out a plan.
Jason and Tommy: YEAH!
(Jason and Tommy slam their heads into each other)
Jason and Tommy: Ow! We have a plan! THIS WAY!
Karone: That's not what I meant.
Kat: Well at least they pointed to the same direction.
Emily: I say we follow them.
Karone: What have we got to lose?
Andros: EVERYTHING! Those idiots are gonna walk us into quicksand or something.
Karone: Eh. You worry too much Andy.
Jason: Yeah Andy!
Tommy: Listen to your girlfriend Andy!
Andros and Karone: EWWWWWWWW!
Goldar: Hey. . .what's that up in the sky?
Everyone: Huh.
Goldar: Up there! It can't be red bird; he's on the ground with Wes.
(Everyone looks up and sees something falling from the sky heading right for them. . .fast!)
Rito: Take cover!
(CRASH!)
(Over at the Jumbotron. . .)
Alpha 5: What the hell was that?!
Alpha 6: I don't know Mr. Chaos happens in palm tree jungle! You tell me!
Ashley: Hey check out the tron!
Alpha 5: Is that what I think it is?
Alpha 6: My ship!
(Back in palm tree jungle. . .)
Goldar: Is everyone okay?
Karone: Yeah I think so.
(Just them the ship's door falls off and out jumps. . .)
Billy: MUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRDER!!!
Tommy: Again with the spoon!
Tanya and Trini: Muh hahahaha!!
Kat: What happen to you two?
Tanya: DEATH!!
Trini: SPOON!!!
Jen: Great now we have three crazies.
Karone: Three. . .what happened to Adam?!
Billy: (twitching) Dead weight!
Kat: Oh
Emily: My
Kat and Emily: GOD! YOU KILLED ADAM!
Jason: (to Tommy) Bro, where's Wes?
Tommy: Uhhh. . .
Kat: TOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMY!
Emily" JAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSOOOOOOON!
Tommy and Jason: I'll save you!!
Kat: Killers!
Emily: Scary killers.
Tommy: Who?
Jason: Where?
Kat and Emily: BILLY TANYA TRINI!
Tommy and Jason: We'll get em!
(Tommy and Jason turn around to "karate" Billy, Tanya, and Trini but they're gone)
Tommy: They're gone.
Karone: Ohmigod! There's killers running wild in the jungle!!
Rito: We gotta get out of here!
Jason: Okay don't panic. Everyone just follow Tommy and me.
(The group reluctantly follows Tommy and Jason around in circles)
Kat: I think we're even more lost than we were before.
Karone: Seems that way.
Rito: We're all gonna die out here!
Goldar: Hey, let's ask Fluffy if he knows the way.
Karone: Good thinking!
Andros: Typical! We think of that five hours later!
Goldar: What's this WE Andy?
Karone: I believe it was Gerard's idea!
Andros: Who?
Goldar: That'd be me.
Rito: Fluffy, do you know the way out?
Fluffy: (sniffing around) Roar.
Rito: Fluffy has no idea.
Everyone: Aww man.
Emily: Now how are we going to get out?!
(Over at the tron. . .)
Zedd: Hahaha! They'll never make it out alive! Just give me the money now Alphas.
Alpha 5: Can't. You need them to get the prize. It's the rules.
Alpha 6: And no one will break the rules!
(Just then another giant crash is shown on the jumbotron)
Alpha 5: WHAT WAS THAT?!
(Back in palm tree jungle Wes, or someone who appears to be Wes emerges from the smoke.)
Wes-a-like: (in a deep, non-girly Wes voice) Hey guys! It's me your buddy Wes!
Tommy and Jason: WES IS NOT OUR BUDDY!
Kat: Just who are you anyway?
Wes-a-like: I'm Wes! See, it says so on my shirt.
(The Wes-a-like points down to his shirt that says "I'm Wes, not Alex from the future")
Wes-a-like: See I'm Wes. . .NOT Alex from the future.
Tommy and Jason: Oh.
Tommy: Well then what happened to your girly Wes voice?
Jason: And your girly Wes blonde hair?
Wes-a-like: Well. . .(stalling). . .I fell in the mud and when I got up my voice was changed.
Tommy and Jason: Okay.
Rito: I dunno, well then where were you Wes?
Wes-a-like: In the mud! Over behind that tree! (points in a random direction) You know over there! But more importantly I know the way out! Follow me!
Goldar: Woah, woah, woah! Just you hold on there a second "Wes" if that is your real name! Wes doesn't know ANYTHING!
Karone: And NO ONE follows Wes!
Andros: So how do YOU know the way out?
Wes-a-like: Tommy and Jason told me.
Everyone: OH! Then let's go!
Wes-a-like: Okay great this. . .
Tommy and Jason: WAIT!
Jason: When did we tell you the way out?
Wes-a-like: A little while ago, ya know when you told me.
Tommy: Hmmm so WE (points to himself and Jason) told YOU (points to the Wes- a-like) how to lead everyone to safety?
Jason: Even though we can't seem to remember the way out ourselves?
Kat: My God. . .they're thinking logically.
Emily: Forget logically. They're THINKING!
Wes-a-like: Uh huh.
Jason and Tommy: WHY?
Wes-a-like: So Jen would think I'm a hero and not yell at me. And yo I think its working.
(Everyone turns to Jen, who has been silent since the arrival of the Wes-a- like)
Kat: So. . .
Emily: Is this really Wes?
Jen: (obviously lying) Umm yeah! Totally Wes.
Everyone: OKAY! Let's go!
(The Wes-a-like leads everyone out of the jungle and towards the finish line. Just as everyone is about to cross, Jen body checks Goldar, causing him to fall into Rito who falls into Karone, who falls into Andros. Thus group one crosses the finish line first.)
Rito: Gerard!!!!
Zedd: NOOOOO! You bafoons!
Goldar: Ooops.
Jen: Hahaha! We won! NO! I WON! YES!
Andros: NO! They beat us again!
Karone: This is so unfair!!
Kat: Way to go Tommy and Jason!
Emily: Thank goodness you told Wes the way out!
Kat and Emily: HEROES!!!
Wes-a-like: Are you kidding me? I was the one who. . .
Jen: Give it up. You wanted to be Wes. . .that's what happens to Wes. Wes gets no credit.
Tommy: Ahh yes we truly are the heroes.
Jason: Geniuses like our wives too!
(they body slam each other)
Alpha 5: Congratulations to group one! The winners of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Alpha 6: Here is your check for one million. . .
Rito: WAIT!
Goldar: I hear someone coming!
Kat and Emily: It could be the killers!!
Tommy: Okay girls you take cover.
Jason: We'll handle this.
(The person slowly becomes visible)
Tommy: Ziet. . .
Jason: Hi. . .
(Just before they attack)
Wes: Hey guys!
Tommy: It's okay girls.
Jason: It's only Wes.
Kat and Emily: Oh thank. . .What do you mean Wes?!?!
Karone: Wes is right here.
(Jason and Tommy look back and forth between Wes and the Wes-a-like.)
Jason: HUH?
Tommy: What the heck is going on?!
Rito: Why are there two Wes'?
Andros: One's bad enough!
Karone: Okay everyone calm down. Now one of you is the real Wes and one of you isn't.
Ashley: Now you have two options. We can find this out the easy way or the hard way.
Eric: Either the fake Wes tells us now or. . .
Wes: (whining in a way only Wes can whine) Eric! It's me! Wes! Come on we're Time Force buddies!
Eric: A likely story! Now as I was saying fakey better either tell. . .
Merrick: Or we'll give 00Jason a yell!
Jason: YES! Another case!
Jen: No no no!!! Okay okay! I'll tell you! (points to the Wes-a-like)That's Alex from the future.
Jason: I knew it! Another case solved by Detective 00Jason!
Tommy: And Dr. Thompson!
Kat and Emily: Our heroes!
Alex: Are you friggin' kidding me?! You two are idiots!
Jason: At least we don't lie on tee-shirts!
Tommy: Yeah! Who's the liar now? Liar McLie!
Jason: Larry Lie!
Tommy: Liar Liarson!
Alex: We weren't even talking about lying! We were talking about you two being idiots!
Jason: I'm pretty sure you're wrong on that.
Tommy: We were talking about lying right Kat?
Kat: Umm.
Tommy: Who are you gonna believe a liar or me?
Kat: You of course! (to Alex) LIAR!
Tommy: See Kat's a genius and she says lying! LIAR!
Alex: I don't care what you idiots think of me!
Jason: Not idiots, geniuses.
Tommy: and heroes!
Alex: Oh shut up! I came here for one reason and one reason only. . .to get Jen back! (to Jen) Jen, I love you! Marry me!
Jen: Huh?
Wes: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I stole Jen from you fair and square and I totally called no steal backs! Deal with it! Jen's marrying me!
Jen: I am?
Wes: We caught the flowers and the headband and that means we are getting married! Did you catch any flowers or headbands Alex?! I didn't think so!
Jen: Look guys. . .
Tommy: (interrupting her) I know how to solve this!
Jason: DEATH FIGHT!
Tommy and Jason: DEATH FIGHT! DEATH FIGHT! DEATH FIGHT!
Jen: We don't need to have a death fight. I love. . .
Everyone: (cutting her off) DEATH FIGHT! DEATH FIGHT! DEATH FIGHT!
Alex: You're going down Wes!
Wes: Unlikely, cuz I'm gonna bury you!
Alpha 5: Wow that was possibly the first witty thing that ever came out of Wes' mouth.
To be continued. . .
Who will win the death fight? Who does Jen really love? Who get's the million dollars? How the heck did Alex end up here anyway? Find out on the second part of our series finale of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
And don't forget about Billy, Trini, and Tanya. Hehehe.
Power Rangers Challenge Extreme
Ep 7 – It's time to be extreme! (part one)
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to the final episode of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Alpha 6: I can't believe it's almost over.
Alpha 5: I can't believe we're still stuck like this.
Alpha 6: Here are the scores from the last challenge.
Group 1-------------------ScoreGroup 2--------------------Score
(1) Jason and Emily -------26 (1) Zedd and Rita ----------29
(2) Tommy and Kat --------21 (2) Rito and Goldar --------20
(3) Wes and Jen ------------17 (3) Andros and Karone ---12
(4) Rocky and Kim --------- X (4) Cole and Maya----------X
(5) Billy and Trini -------------X (5) Eric and Kapri ---------- -X
(6) Adam and Tanya --------X (6) Merrick and Marah ------X
(7) Zack and Aisha -----------X (7) Zhane and Ashley ------X
Alpha 5: These final contestants in each group must now merge together to be an ultimate team.
Alpha 6: They must also be guided by their leaders. Jason and Emily are the leaders for group one with a final score of 26 points.
Alpha 5: And Rita and Zedd are the leaders for group two with 29 points. But now points don't mean a thing.
Alpha 6: It all comes down to whoever wins today's "mission". Today's "mission" is called "It's Time To Be Extreme". In this "mission" our contestants will have to pull together with the other teammates in their group if they want to win.
Alpha 5: Right now, our contestants are resting up for the "mission" that will be taking place later today.
Alpha 6: Let's see what they're up to.
(Over in Karone's room all the girls, Rito, Goldar, Team IC, and Fluffy are gathered for a surprise baby shower for Kat and Emily)
Kat: (showing a sonogram picture) Thank goodness I'm having a girl! The last thing I need is another bro running around the house.
Emily: I know same for me. We're so lucky to be having girls!
Karone: The doctor was able to tell you the gender already?
Kat: Well, no. But I think it's pretty obvious that it's a girl.
Emily: Yeah def.
Rito: Did you think of any names yet?
Kat: Well I've been throwing around a few ideas to Tommy but he refuses to believe that we're having a girl.
Emily: Same for Jason. They're all about having little Jason and Tommy Jrs.
Kat: Actually they keep saying Jason and Tommy the third.
Goldar: I call godmother!
Rito: I call it too!!
Eric and Merrick: We call godfathers!
Jen: Like hell you're call anything!
Emily: Uhh how about we figure that out later.
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy say you should name your kids Fluffy.
Kat: Umm maybe.
Rita: Alright girls! It's karaoke time!
Marah and Kapri: Whoo hoo!
(Down at the bar Tommy and Jason are having a party with Zedd and Andros)
Zedd: You two work fast.
Tommy: Huh?
Jason: We're having babies!
Tommy: How come you don't have babies Ed?
Jason: You've been married a long time.
Zedd: Ew! Not going there.
Tommy: What about you Andy?
Jason: Planning on tying the knot anytime soon?
Tommy: Yeah you and Karone would have cute kids!
Andros: Andy?! Never call me that again! And for the last time I'm dating Ashley!
Jason: Whatever you say Andy. So yeah the girls got these cool pictures of the babies!
Zedd: Sonograms?
Tommy: Pictures, Ed. Pictures. Yeah look. We're having boys!!
Andros: Is that what the doctor said?
Jason: Huh? Just look that's so a boy!
Tommy: Little Tommy Jason the third and Jason Tommy the third!
Zedd: You can't seriously be naming them that!
Andros: I don't think the girls would go for that.
Jason: They still think we're having girls.
Tommy: Bleh girls.
(Just then Wes walks in)
Wes: Hey guys!
Zedd: Jesus! Who told him where we were going to be?!
Andros: I thought we told you to go to the baby shower?
Wes: Jen made me leave. Can I hang out with you guys?
Tommy: Fine but go sit over there. (points to the furthest table away from where they are sitting)
Jason: WAY over there!
Wes: Okay!
Zedd: So anyway how do you know it's a boy if the doctor didn't say?
Andros: I don't think you can tell yet.
Tommy: We can tell fine! Look! Boy part!
Jason: We're the fathers!
Zedd: What does that have to do with anything?!
Jason: We're having babies.
Wes: Guys, I can't hear!
Tommy: Shut up Wes!
Alpha 5: What a bunch of crack heads!
Alpha 6: Those poor unborn children.
Alpha 5: Text them now. The sooner this is over the better.
Alpha 6: Okay (texting) Gather up your team. It's time to be extreme. Meet at the platform on 30 minutes for your final "mission". Wear the colors of your leaders.
Alpha 5: They have to wear the colors of their leaders?
Alpha 6: Uh huh.
Alpha 5: Gold and periwinkle?!
Alpha 6: Ha ha, at least it's not pink and camo.
Alpha 5: If they wore camo we'd never find them.
Alpha 6: Maybe that wouldn't be so bad.
(Over at the bar, Zedd's phone beeps)
Zedd: What the hell is that noise?
Jason: Gimme! I got this under control!!
Tommy: We love phones!
Wes: We're not supposed to touch them! The girls will get mad!
Jason: I don't see any girls around here.
Tommy: Except for Wes!
Zedd: Haha! He called you a girl! (in a taunting voice) Go to the baby shower little girl!
Wes: Stop it!
Zedd: Girly girly girl!!
Wes: Stop! I'm not kidding!
Zedd: Do you want a pink ribbon for your hair little girl?
Wes: I'm gonna tell Jen!
Zedd: Run to Jenny little girl!
Wes: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Zedd: Heh. Heh. Heh. Now what does this phone thing have to say?
Tommy: (reading) Gather up your team. It's time to be extreme. Meet at the platform on 30 minutes for your final "mission". Wear the colors of your leaders.
Jason: Yes! Golden group one!!
Andros: Periwinkle!?
Zedd: I'm sure Rito and Goldar will be thrilled.
Jason: (texting back) Gold rules!
Tommy: (reading) Why the hell did Emily give you the phone again?!
Jason: (texting) Not on the gold one. Ed gave me his.
Tommy: (reading) Oh Jesus. Why do people give you things?!
Jason: (texting) I dunno. They like us.
Tommy: (reading) Well I hate you!
Jason: (texting) I know you are but what am I?
Tommy: (reading) That makes no sense!
Jason: (texting) Takes one to know one!
Tommy: (reading) Know one what?
Jason: (texting) Know one. . .um um. . .I know you are but what am I?
Tommy: (reading) Forget it! I give up!
Jason: (texting) Takes one to know one!
Alpha 6: Do they even have brains?!
Alpha 5: Jason and Tommy?
Alpha 6: All of them! Why does everyone give them the phone?!
Alpha 5: Uhh takes one to know one?
Alpha 6: Shut up! That's not even a little bit funny!
Alpha 5: Heh. Aww come one it was a little bit.
Alpha 6: Have all the bolts in your head come undone?!
(the phone beeps)
Alpha 5: Jason?
Alpha 6: Roar.
Emily: Oh girls we have a message!
Kat: What's it say?
Fluffy: Roar. (takes the phone from Emily)
Emily: Hey! Give that back!
Ashley: Fluffy says yoink.
Fluffy: (reading) Roar roar roar. Grr. Growl. Purr purr. Roar.
Rito: Let's move it people!
Ashley: You heard the lion!
Jen: We heard a bunch of nothing! What the heck does roar mean?
Rito: Lots of things.
Ashley: Yeah lots of things.
Jen: Care to tell us what he said?
Eric: He said Roar roar roar.
Merrick: Grr. Growl. Purr purr. Roar.
(They fold their arms in satisfaction)
Jen: In English!
Eric: Oh.
Merrick: Go?
Eric: Mo?
Merrick: So?
Rito: NO!!!! He said, Gather up your team. It's time to be extreme.
Ashley: Meet at the platform in 30 minutes for your final "mission". Wear the colors of your leaders.
Rito: Duh!
Eric and Merrick: D'oh!
Karone: Alright time for the final mission! This is so exciting!
Rita: Eh whatever.
(trumpets blare)
Eric: Let's go teams!
Merrick: It's time to be extreme
Eric: Everyone get dressed!
Merrick: In the colors of success!
Goldar: We get to wear Ed's color!!
Rito: Hooray!!
Karone: Periwinkle. . .fun.
Goldar: Isn't it Karonie?!
Rito: The color of victory!
Emily: I don't think so! Everyone knows gold is for winners!
Ashley: Unlikely! Gold is so a fashion don't!
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: Fluffy says roar!
Jen: How the hell can roar mean fifty different things?
Fluffy: Roar!
(Rito and Ashley start laughing)
Rito: Good one Fluff.
Ashley: Totally!
Jen: Why are you two the only ones that understand him?
Ashley: It's all in the wrist!
Jen: Huh?
Rito: Don't worry. Just know that I am Rito the Magnificent!!
Ashley: And I am Ashley the Amazing!!
Goldar: And I am Goldar the Great!
Eric and Merrick: And we're Team IC the Icky!
Marah: And I am Marah the Magical!
Kapri: And I am Kapri the Kabam!
Karone: And I am Karonie the Koolie!
Rita: And I don't care!
Fluffy: Roar!
Rito: And he is Fluffy the Fantastic!
Leo: (just walking in) And I am Leo the way cool! Right Karone?
Karone: Uh sure.
Jen: More like Leo the loser! Karone doesn't even like you!
Leo: Not true! Right Karone?
Karone: Okay sure.
Leo: See!
Jen: Whatever we'll see who's what at the "mission". Let's go Kat and Em.
Kat: Bye! Thanks for the party! Good luck later!
Emily: Kat! We're trying to be intimidating.
Kat: Yeah, I don't do intimidating.
Emily: Uhh. . .Thanks for the party. . .you're going down!!
(Kat, Emily, and Jen leave)
Goldar: Alright group two members and supporters! Let's go win!
Kapri: Whoo hoo!
Marah: Go team!
Rita: I don't wanna!
Eric: Group two!
Merrick: We love you!
Karone: Alright! Let's move out!
Rita: No!
Everyone else: YES!
Fluffy: Roar!
Alpha 5: Okay after weeks of "missions" we finally have the final inner circles. Introducing first, headed by Jason and Emily. . .Group one!
(The Song "Hey Goldmember" strikes up as group one makes their entrance with Jason and Emily leading the way. The two of them are decked out in gold from head to toe, including matching gold hats, sunglasses, chains, and just about anything else you can think of. Tommy and Wes have a lot of gold on too. . .just not as much as Jason and Emily. Kat and Jen just have gold shirts on. The team is dancing about and singing along to their song. Well the team minus Jen and Kat anyway. . .)
Emily: Solid gold! Solid gold! It's gold!
Solid gold! Solid gold! It's gold!
It's gold, it's gold!
It's gold, it's gold!
It's solid gold baby!
It's gold, it's gold!
It's gold, it's gold!
It's solid gold baby!
Jason: I've got the Midas touch and I love it too much
I'm goldmember! I'm goldmember!
I've got a golden hat! Take it Kat!
(Kat just shakes her head)
Tommy: Hey goldmember! Hey goldmember!
Emily: Goldie, goldie, goldie, gold gold gold
Goldie, goldie, goldie, gold gold gold
(Camera pans over to Goldar who has started to boogie down to group one's theme. The rest of the Ed supporters are staring at him with their jaws hanging open)
Goldie, goldie, goldie, gold gold gold
Goldie, goldie, goldie, gold gold gold
Jason: I've got the Midas touch and I love it too much
I'm goldmember! I'm goldmember!
You're going down tonight! Cuz we're dynamite!
I'm goldmember! I'm goldmember!
Tommy and Emily: Cuz that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, we like it, uh huh, uh huh
Goldmember, Goldmember
We love it, we love it!
Cuz that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, we like it, uh huh, uh huh
Goldmember, Goldmember
We love it, we love it!
Jason: I've got the Midas touch and I love it too much
I'm goldmember! I'm goldmember!
The Treys are from a far off land
And they taught me how to dance!
I'm goldmember! I'm goldmember!
Emily: It's gold, it's gold
It's gold, it's gold
It's solid gold baby
Tommy: It's solids gold!
Emily: It's gold, it's gold
It's gold, it's gold
It's solid gold baby
Tommy: Goldmember's so solid!
Emily: It's gold, it's gold
It's gold, it's gold
Tommy: So so solid! Yeah!
Emily: It's solid gold baby
It's gold, it's gold
Tommy: So so gold!
It's gold, it's gold
It's solid gold baby
Tommy: He's so so gold! Yes he is! Yeah!
Wes: Cha!
Eric and Merrick: Oh no he didn't!
Ashley: You're going down pinky!
Eric: That's our word!
Merrick: Ya heard?!
Rito: Goldie what were you doing?!
Goldar: Busting a move to my name. The song spoke to me.
Rito: Goldie, Goldie, Goldie! What are we going to do with you? Cheering for the other team!?
Goldar: No no! But I mean, it said Goldie!
Ashley: He has a point. Everyone calls him Goldie.
Rito: Not anymore! From now on I will call you Gerard.
Goldar: Uhh why Gerard?
Rito: I dunno! I'm too upset to think! Come on let's go make our entrance. . .Gerard!
Alpha 6: Okay! Now introducing headed by Zedd and Rita, group two!
(The Ed supporters let out a cheer as the song "Here comes the money" starts to play. Eric, Merrick, and Ashley start to sing as Kapri, Marah, and Leo dance in the background. Group two makes their way out all dressed in periwinkle. They are all on top of Fluffy- Zedd is on his head, while Andros, Karone, Rito, and Gerard are all on his back, and finally Rita is pulling up the rear lying her lounge chair on the rear of Fluffy's back.)
Ashley: Here comes the money
Eric: Here we go
Merrick: Money talks
Ashley: Here comes the money
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Eric: Dolla, dolla
Merrick: Dolla, dolla
Eric: Ching ching! Bling bling! Cut the chatter
Merrick: If you ain't talking money than your talking don't matter
Eric: Ching ching! Bling bling! Patting pockets
Merrick: We take the dolla dolla, can't anyone stop it? Shock it!
Eric: Here comes the new kid on the block
Merrick: Better watch out group one cuz the best don't stop
Eric: See Ed's gonna win this on his own
Merrick: It's time for group two to claim their throne
Eric: Success in Ed's blood. Call it home grown
Merrick: We're gonna beat ya so bad that you'll cry and moan.
Eric: Power! Money's got us crazy cocky
Merrick: Rita wants to go shoppy
Eric and Merrick: I know you're mad because you can't stop us!
Eric: And if you think our songs so funny
Merrick: We'll be laughing when we got brand new money
Eric: See so there aint a single thing funny
Merrick: Ed's gonna win us all that money
Eric and Merrick: That's The....
Ashley: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Eric: They say it. They say it!
Ashley: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Merrick: Say what? Say what? Say what? Money!
Eric: Ed's gonna do whatever it takes to win the dolla dolla
Merrick: And Throw It In Rita's Direction and she'll go
Rita: Holla Holla
Eric: All Want To Know Where They Go When They're Winning
Merrick: I'll tell where, they're gonna go swimmin' in their. . .
Ashley: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Eric: Uhh. Money money.
Ashley: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Eric: If You Can't See The Money Get Your Eyes Cleaned
Merrick: Rita Needs Fine Things she'll shop till she drops see
Eric: The IC's only Cheer for The Best Never Worst
Merrick: There's no way group two won't come in First
Eric: We got this money locked! Ching Ching!
Merrick: We Mock you cuz We Rock! Bling bling!
Eric: Ed's One Smart Cookie
Merrick: We're gonna beat you Rookies
Eric and Merrick: That money's practically in our pockets!
Ashley: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Eric and Merrick: (directly in Wes' face) CHA!!!!!!!!
Marah: What an awesome song!!
Kapri: Way better than that gold song.
Leo: It was way cool! Like Karone!
Ashley: And like Ed!
Eric and Merrick: Ed! Ed!
Eric: Group two rules!
Merrick: Group one drools!
Alpha 5: Okay, okay enough already. Let's get this "mission" started.
Alpha 6: Okay this "mission" is an obstacle race. Like one you would find in the army or something.
Alpha 5: Except for palm tree jungle of course.
Alpha 6: What palm tree jungle?
Alpha 5: I just added it.
Alpha 6: And what goes on there?
Alpha 5: Chaos! ANYTHING can happen in palm tree jungle.
Alpha 6: Whatever floats your boat. Okay you will start off with a tire run while holding Ernie's famous smoothies.
Alpha 5: After the tire run you can drink the smoothies.
Jason: Smoothies for Jason!!
Tommy: And for Tommy!
Alpha 6: Then you are to move on to the giant wall climb.
Alpha 5: When you get to the top of the wall you are to swing down and land in the water.
Alpha 6: Then swim to the shore where there is a puzzle waiting for you.
Alpha 5: When you put the pieces together, you will have a map to get through palm tree jungle. Be careful, there are many hidden dangers in palm tree jungle.
Alpha 6: When you are out of the jungle, you can cross the finish line.
Alpha 5: First team to cross the finish line wins 1 million dollars!
Alpha 6: Remember EVERYONE must be across from your team to win.
Alpha 5: We'll all be watching you on this jumbotron type thing.
Alpha 6: Everyone take your marks.
Alpha 5: Get set!
Eric and Merrick: GO ED!
(Lord Zedd takes off in a mad dash)
Alpha 6: Hey. . .oh well. GO!
Rito: Ed! Wait up!
Zedd: No time! Gotta win. Gotta get the wife new shoes.
Rita: (on Zedd's back) Mush! Mush!
(Zedd grabs two smoothie trays. . .his and Rita's. . .and takes off through the tires. He looks back to see Emily with all six of her team's trays hot his tail. Behind them is the rest.)
Tommy: Hurry bro!
Jason: Must. . .get. . .there. . .before. . .pregnant. . .wife. . .DRINKS THEM ALL!
(Pan to Emily who is polishing off the last smoothie)
Jen: Too late.
Tommy and Jason: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Emily: (burps) 'scuse me!
Kat: Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmy!!
Tommy: I'll save you! Crap! I forgot Kat doesn't like to do things. Coming honey!!!
(Tommy runs back through the tires, plowing down Wes in the process as the rest of group 2 finishes up their run.)
Tommy: AH! Gotta hustle!
(Tommy throws Kat over his shoulder and bolts back through the tires, once again knocking Wes over)
Jen: WES! Get up! We're losing!
(Over at the wall climb Zedd is waiting at the top for the rest of his team)
Zedd: Hurry up!
Goldar: We're coming, we're coming.
Rito: Ed! You'll rust in the water!
Zedd: Not if I can help it!
(Zedd flies down the wall. Just as he is about to hit the water Fluffy flies out of nowhere for Zedd and Rita to land on.)
Rito: Hooray!
Fluffy: Roar!
(The rest of group two jumps in the water just as group one reaches the top. They jump in too and they all begin swimming to the shore. . .well everyone but Wes who is still on the wall.)
Jen: WES! Jump now!
Wes: But I'm gonna get all salty.
Tommy: Jesus! Even Kat jumped in!
Wes: She's like a diver.
Tommy: Who has a fear of diving!
Wes: I thought she conquered that fear!
Tommy: Came back after the Turbo movie.
Wes: Ahh. (holds his nose and jumps in)
Kat: Help! Dying!
Tommy: I'll save you!
(Just then, someone pops up out of the water)
Person: Booga boo!
Karone: Ahhh!
Andros: Not him!
Raymond: Yes! It is I Raymond! Let me be your friend. I like computers.
Rito: Quick everyone swim away!
Goldar: Before his lack of coolness rubs off on you.
Raymond: Hey Kat, remember how I brought the Christmas Tree to the holiday party.
Kat: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMY!
Tommy: Zeit ya!
(Raymond sinks to the bottom of the sea)
Everyone: Hooray!
(While everyone celebrates, Zedd is already making his way into palm tree jungle with the one and only map for his team. Back at the jumbotron)
Marah: Shouldn't he be waiting for everyone else?
Ashley: Ed waits for no one.
Kapri: But won't everyone be lost?
Eric: Nah it's cool. There's no hurry.
Merrick: Team one has Wes, they're the ones that have to worry.
(Just then Zedd and Rita cross the finish line on Fluffy's back.)
Zedd: Ahh now I can rest!
Alpha 5: You know you're supposed to wait for the rest of your team.
Zedd: Details, details. They'll be fine.
Alpha 6: But they don't have a map.
Zedd: They'll figure it out. Now can it. I'm trying to watch the tron.
(Everyone looks over at the jumbotron to see that both groups are just about to enter the jungle)
Jason: Come on guys! We can do it.
Tommy: We can do anything as long as we have our trusty map!
(Just then someone swings out of no where and takes the map from Tommy's hand)
Jen: Dammit!
Maya: (from up in a tree) You mean this map?
Tommy: Yes! Give it back!
Cole: No way!
Rito: Give it back jungle freak!
Goldar: Don't make us come up there!
Rito: You tell um Gerard!
Cole and Maya: Wild Zords ATTACK!
(A brigade of Wild Zords come from every direction)
Rito: Oh you asked for it now! FLUFFY!
(Fluffy soars in and blasts all the animals down except for Red Bird)
Fluffy: Roar.
Red Bird: CAW!
Fluffy: ROAR!!!!
Red Bird: CAW CAW!!!
Goldar: Looks like we gotta stare down on our hands people.
Rito: Don't move! If we get in their way they could attack!
Wes: Pish posh! We gotta race to finish!
(Wes runs into the line of fire and gets fried by blasts from both animals.)
Fluffy: Grrr.
Red Bird: Tweet.
Wes: Owww.
Fluffy: ROAR!!!
(Fluffy pounces on Red Bird and an all out rumble breaks out. A cloud of dusts gathers around the two battling zords. It eventually begins to clear revealing the victor as...)
Rito: FLUFFY!!
Fluffy: (standing on the now mangled Red Bird) Fart.
Everyone: Ew!
Goldar: Way to go Fluffy!
Tommy: Now give us back our map losers!
Cole: Never!
(Cole and Maya swing away with the map)
Emily: Great! Just great!
Kat: Now what are we supposed to do!
Jason: Don't worry! Follow me! I know the way!
Tommy: No! Follow me!
Jen: Shut up! Neither of you know where to go!
Jason: Yes I do! It's that way!
Tommy: No! This way!
(Tommy and Jason take off into two different directions, Tommy to the left and Jason to the right. Five minutes later, Tommy comes running back from the right and Jason from the left.)
Jason: Ah I found you all! Thank goodness!
Tommy: No! I found everyone!
Andros: You found no one!! Morons!
Jen: All you two did was run in circles!
Jason and Tommy: So!
Karone: Okay guys, we need to stop fighting. The only way we'll get out of here is if we put out heads together and figure out a plan.
Jason and Tommy: YEAH!
(Jason and Tommy slam their heads into each other)
Jason and Tommy: Ow! We have a plan! THIS WAY!
Karone: That's not what I meant.
Kat: Well at least they pointed to the same direction.
Emily: I say we follow them.
Karone: What have we got to lose?
Andros: EVERYTHING! Those idiots are gonna walk us into quicksand or something.
Karone: Eh. You worry too much Andy.
Jason: Yeah Andy!
Tommy: Listen to your girlfriend Andy!
Andros and Karone: EWWWWWWWW!
Goldar: Hey. . .what's that up in the sky?
Everyone: Huh.
Goldar: Up there! It can't be red bird; he's on the ground with Wes.
(Everyone looks up and sees something falling from the sky heading right for them. . .fast!)
Rito: Take cover!
(CRASH!)
(Over at the Jumbotron. . .)
Alpha 5: What the hell was that?!
Alpha 6: I don't know Mr. Chaos happens in palm tree jungle! You tell me!
Ashley: Hey check out the tron!
Alpha 5: Is that what I think it is?
Alpha 6: My ship!
(Back in palm tree jungle. . .)
Goldar: Is everyone okay?
Karone: Yeah I think so.
(Just them the ship's door falls off and out jumps. . .)
Billy: MUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRDER!!!
Tommy: Again with the spoon!
Tanya and Trini: Muh hahahaha!!
Kat: What happen to you two?
Tanya: DEATH!!
Trini: SPOON!!!
Jen: Great now we have three crazies.
Karone: Three. . .what happened to Adam?!
Billy: (twitching) Dead weight!
Kat: Oh
Emily: My
Kat and Emily: GOD! YOU KILLED ADAM!
Jason: (to Tommy) Bro, where's Wes?
Tommy: Uhhh. . .
Kat: TOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMY!
Emily" JAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSOOOOOOON!
Tommy and Jason: I'll save you!!
Kat: Killers!
Emily: Scary killers.
Tommy: Who?
Jason: Where?
Kat and Emily: BILLY TANYA TRINI!
Tommy and Jason: We'll get em!
(Tommy and Jason turn around to "karate" Billy, Tanya, and Trini but they're gone)
Tommy: They're gone.
Karone: Ohmigod! There's killers running wild in the jungle!!
Rito: We gotta get out of here!
Jason: Okay don't panic. Everyone just follow Tommy and me.
(The group reluctantly follows Tommy and Jason around in circles)
Kat: I think we're even more lost than we were before.
Karone: Seems that way.
Rito: We're all gonna die out here!
Goldar: Hey, let's ask Fluffy if he knows the way.
Karone: Good thinking!
Andros: Typical! We think of that five hours later!
Goldar: What's this WE Andy?
Karone: I believe it was Gerard's idea!
Andros: Who?
Goldar: That'd be me.
Rito: Fluffy, do you know the way out?
Fluffy: (sniffing around) Roar.
Rito: Fluffy has no idea.
Everyone: Aww man.
Emily: Now how are we going to get out?!
(Over at the tron. . .)
Zedd: Hahaha! They'll never make it out alive! Just give me the money now Alphas.
Alpha 5: Can't. You need them to get the prize. It's the rules.
Alpha 6: And no one will break the rules!
(Just then another giant crash is shown on the jumbotron)
Alpha 5: WHAT WAS THAT?!
(Back in palm tree jungle Wes, or someone who appears to be Wes emerges from the smoke.)
Wes-a-like: (in a deep, non-girly Wes voice) Hey guys! It's me your buddy Wes!
Tommy and Jason: WES IS NOT OUR BUDDY!
Kat: Just who are you anyway?
Wes-a-like: I'm Wes! See, it says so on my shirt.
(The Wes-a-like points down to his shirt that says "I'm Wes, not Alex from the future")
Wes-a-like: See I'm Wes. . .NOT Alex from the future.
Tommy and Jason: Oh.
Tommy: Well then what happened to your girly Wes voice?
Jason: And your girly Wes blonde hair?
Wes-a-like: Well. . .(stalling). . .I fell in the mud and when I got up my voice was changed.
Tommy and Jason: Okay.
Rito: I dunno, well then where were you Wes?
Wes-a-like: In the mud! Over behind that tree! (points in a random direction) You know over there! But more importantly I know the way out! Follow me!
Goldar: Woah, woah, woah! Just you hold on there a second "Wes" if that is your real name! Wes doesn't know ANYTHING!
Karone: And NO ONE follows Wes!
Andros: So how do YOU know the way out?
Wes-a-like: Tommy and Jason told me.
Everyone: OH! Then let's go!
Wes-a-like: Okay great this. . .
Tommy and Jason: WAIT!
Jason: When did we tell you the way out?
Wes-a-like: A little while ago, ya know when you told me.
Tommy: Hmmm so WE (points to himself and Jason) told YOU (points to the Wes- a-like) how to lead everyone to safety?
Jason: Even though we can't seem to remember the way out ourselves?
Kat: My God. . .they're thinking logically.
Emily: Forget logically. They're THINKING!
Wes-a-like: Uh huh.
Jason and Tommy: WHY?
Wes-a-like: So Jen would think I'm a hero and not yell at me. And yo I think its working.
(Everyone turns to Jen, who has been silent since the arrival of the Wes-a- like)
Kat: So. . .
Emily: Is this really Wes?
Jen: (obviously lying) Umm yeah! Totally Wes.
Everyone: OKAY! Let's go!
(The Wes-a-like leads everyone out of the jungle and towards the finish line. Just as everyone is about to cross, Jen body checks Goldar, causing him to fall into Rito who falls into Karone, who falls into Andros. Thus group one crosses the finish line first.)
Rito: Gerard!!!!
Zedd: NOOOOO! You bafoons!
Goldar: Ooops.
Jen: Hahaha! We won! NO! I WON! YES!
Andros: NO! They beat us again!
Karone: This is so unfair!!
Kat: Way to go Tommy and Jason!
Emily: Thank goodness you told Wes the way out!
Kat and Emily: HEROES!!!
Wes-a-like: Are you kidding me? I was the one who. . .
Jen: Give it up. You wanted to be Wes. . .that's what happens to Wes. Wes gets no credit.
Tommy: Ahh yes we truly are the heroes.
Jason: Geniuses like our wives too!
(they body slam each other)
Alpha 5: Congratulations to group one! The winners of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Alpha 6: Here is your check for one million. . .
Rito: WAIT!
Goldar: I hear someone coming!
Kat and Emily: It could be the killers!!
Tommy: Okay girls you take cover.
Jason: We'll handle this.
(The person slowly becomes visible)
Tommy: Ziet. . .
Jason: Hi. . .
(Just before they attack)
Wes: Hey guys!
Tommy: It's okay girls.
Jason: It's only Wes.
Kat and Emily: Oh thank. . .What do you mean Wes?!?!
Karone: Wes is right here.
(Jason and Tommy look back and forth between Wes and the Wes-a-like.)
Jason: HUH?
Tommy: What the heck is going on?!
Rito: Why are there two Wes'?
Andros: One's bad enough!
Karone: Okay everyone calm down. Now one of you is the real Wes and one of you isn't.
Ashley: Now you have two options. We can find this out the easy way or the hard way.
Eric: Either the fake Wes tells us now or. . .
Wes: (whining in a way only Wes can whine) Eric! It's me! Wes! Come on we're Time Force buddies!
Eric: A likely story! Now as I was saying fakey better either tell. . .
Merrick: Or we'll give 00Jason a yell!
Jason: YES! Another case!
Jen: No no no!!! Okay okay! I'll tell you! (points to the Wes-a-like)That's Alex from the future.
Jason: I knew it! Another case solved by Detective 00Jason!
Tommy: And Dr. Thompson!
Kat and Emily: Our heroes!
Alex: Are you friggin' kidding me?! You two are idiots!
Jason: At least we don't lie on tee-shirts!
Tommy: Yeah! Who's the liar now? Liar McLie!
Jason: Larry Lie!
Tommy: Liar Liarson!
Alex: We weren't even talking about lying! We were talking about you two being idiots!
Jason: I'm pretty sure you're wrong on that.
Tommy: We were talking about lying right Kat?
Kat: Umm.
Tommy: Who are you gonna believe a liar or me?
Kat: You of course! (to Alex) LIAR!
Tommy: See Kat's a genius and she says lying! LIAR!
Alex: I don't care what you idiots think of me!
Jason: Not idiots, geniuses.
Tommy: and heroes!
Alex: Oh shut up! I came here for one reason and one reason only. . .to get Jen back! (to Jen) Jen, I love you! Marry me!
Jen: Huh?
Wes: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I stole Jen from you fair and square and I totally called no steal backs! Deal with it! Jen's marrying me!
Jen: I am?
Wes: We caught the flowers and the headband and that means we are getting married! Did you catch any flowers or headbands Alex?! I didn't think so!
Jen: Look guys. . .
Tommy: (interrupting her) I know how to solve this!
Jason: DEATH FIGHT!
Tommy and Jason: DEATH FIGHT! DEATH FIGHT! DEATH FIGHT!
Jen: We don't need to have a death fight. I love. . .
Everyone: (cutting her off) DEATH FIGHT! DEATH FIGHT! DEATH FIGHT!
Alex: You're going down Wes!
Wes: Unlikely, cuz I'm gonna bury you!
Alpha 5: Wow that was possibly the first witty thing that ever came out of Wes' mouth.
To be continued. . .
Who will win the death fight? Who does Jen really love? Who get's the million dollars? How the heck did Alex end up here anyway? Find out on the second part of our series finale of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
And don't forget about Billy, Trini, and Tanya. Hehehe.