Ep 8 – It's time to be extreme! (part two)
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to the final episode of Power Rangers Challenge Extreme!
Alpha 6: Last episode, it was discovered that Alex from the future came disguised as Wes.
Alpha 5: Now Alex and Wes are going to have what Tommy and Jason have dubbed a "death fight" to determine who wins Jen's love.
Jen: This is all really unnecessary! I love. . .
Tommy and Jason: (interrupting) DEATH FIGHT! DEATH FIGHT! DEATH FIGHT!
Alpha 5: And don't forget we still have to figure out what team wins the million dollar prize.
Alpha 6: And we have a bunch of lunatics running loose in the jungle.
Alpha 5: But first, the death fight.
(Everybody is sitting on the Alpha's platform watching Alex and Wes who are in a make shift wrestling ring that Tommy and Jason came up with)
Alex: Prepare to die!
Wes: No! You prepare to die!
Alex: Is that the best line you can think of?
Wes: Yes!
Alex: You are so dead!
(Alex launches at Wes who closes his eyes and just starts swinging his arms around. At the same time something comes flying from the sky towards the makeshift ring causing a huge crash and dust to form all around the ring)
Marah: What's going on?
Kapri: I can't see anything!
(Inside the cloud of dust the something that crashed is revealed to be none other than the missing Adam, but no one can see that yet)
Adam: Finally! I'm back on earth!
Billy: (sneaking in) Not for long!
Adam: Oh no! Help!
(Billy hits Adam over the head with a stick of some sort and drags him away unnoticed just as the smoke starts to clear)
Karone: Did someone just scream for help?
Ashley: I thought so, but I can't see a thing.
Rito: I think it's clearing up!
Goldar: What happened?
(The smoke finally clears completely to reveal Wes still standing with his eyes still closed and his arms still swinging all over the place. Alex, on the other hand is completely knock out cold and laying face down on the sand thanks to Adam falling directly on top of him)
Jen: Wes? You won!
Wes: (still swinging) Ahhh! (pauses) Huh? (opens his eyes and sees the fallen Alex) I won? I won! Whoo hoo! I won I won! (points to Alex) LOSER! (raises his arms in victory) YES! Me and Jen are getting married! You, you non headband catching dork!
Tommy: Way to go Wes!
Jason: You all fought and didn't die! Cool!
Wes: That's cuz I rule! Now can I be a bro?
Tommy: No way dude.
Jason: Still not that cool.
Leo: Yeah you're not way cool enough.
Zedd: You're not way cool either.
Leo: Yes I am! Ask Karone!
Karone: Huh?
Leo: See!
Tommy: Ed's right though.
Jason: There are only three bros here and that's me, (points to Tommy) bro, and (points to Zedd) other bro. That's it.
Tommy: Yeah!
Zedd: Oh lucky me! Glorious day!
(Tommy and Jason bodyslam Zedd)
Zedd: Get away from me!
Wes: Now I get to have a wedding, and eat cake and throw a headband! Yes!
Jen: Woah, woah, woah. You're thinking a little bit too much here. We don't need to get married right now.
Wes: Yes we do! I won the death fight! And you love me, right?
Jen: Well. . . I. . .
Wes: You don't love me?
Jen: Of course I do. I love bossing you around, Alex never let me boss him around.
Wes: To the space ship! We're going to Vegas right now!
(Wes throws Jen over his shoulder and starts running towards the ship)
Tommy: Hold it!
Jason: Give us the money!
Andros: No give us the money!
Karone: Who actually won?
Jason and Tommy: We did!
Andros: No we did!
Rito: ED DID!
Goldar: Yeah Ed!
Ashley: ED ED ED!
(Everyone minus Zedd starts bickering about what group actually won the mission)
Alpha 5: Everyone shut up!
Alpha 6: We'll tell you who won!
Kat: Well tell us already!
Emily: I'm getting hungry waiting around here!
Alpha 5: Well as we said in the beginning of the "mission" EVERYONE must cross the finish line for a team to win!
Alpha 6: And if you look at Wes' feet, he still hasn't crossed the finish line!
Wes: Oops.
Jen: Wes! You idiot!
Wes: It's not my fault I was attacked by Alex!
Alpha 5: So, the winners of the Power Rangers Challenge Extreme is group two!
Andros: YES! Revenge is finally mine!
Karone: We did it! We finally beat them!
Eric: Ed's team
Merrick: Is the most extreme!
Ashley: Way to go guys!
Rito: Goldie we won!
Goldar: You're calling me Goldie again?
Rito: Well I don't know any millionaires named Gerard! All is forgiven!
Ashley: Glad you two made up!
Alpha 6: Here is your check for a million dollars!
Rita: Again with the check! I told you I want cash!
Alpha 5: And in addition, everyone in group two gets brand new cars!
Jen: You cost me a car Wes!
Wes: Sorry Jen.
Alpha 6: Don't worry group one you don't go away empty handed.
Alpha 5: For your participation in the challenge you all get a lifetime supply of Cherry Tart Pops!
Jen: Wes you idiot! They get a car and all I get is some stinkin. . .did you say Tart Pops?!
Alpha 6: Yes.
Jen: Cherry Tart Pops?
Alpha 5: Uh huh.
Jen: (overly exicted) YES! This is fantastic! Best prize ever! I love Cherry Tart Pops!
Wes: (sulking) I wanted strawberry.
Jen: Oh wow! This is just so amazing! This is the best thing I ever won! Thank you Wes! (kisses Wes on the cheek)
Wes: Hehehehe!
Emily: Gimme those Tart Pops! I'm starving!
Jen: Keep her away from my prize!
Jason: Don't worry girls! He said lifetime! Plenty of Tart Pops for all!
Tommy: Now let's load up the space ship we have a wedding to get to!
(Jason and Tommy throw all the Tart Pops into the space ship. They then, along with Wes, pick up the girls and run into the ship.)
Wes: Vegas here we come!
Emily: But I don't wanna go there!
Jason: Don't worry Em. They have like a bagillion all you can eat buffets!
Emily: All you can eat? I'm there!
Kat: Tommy, I don't feel so good!
Tommy: Uhh the wife's sick again!
(Kat pukes on Wes)
Wes: Ew! Now I'm all pukey on my wedding day!
Jen: Don't worry you weren't going to be getting married in those ugly gold clothes anyway.
Jason and Emily: GOLD IS NOT UGLY!
Jen: My wedding! My rules!
(Meanwhile back at the beach. . .)
Alpha 5: There goes my ship again.
Alpha 6: Give it up, you're never gonna get that thing back.
Andros: We finally won. This is so great! Where's that check? I wanna see it!
Karone: (looking around) Where is the check?
Goldar: And where's Rita?
Rita: (driving off in her new car with the giant check, the newlywed game home edition game, and karaoke machine all in the back seat) So long suckers! I'm gonna dance all night to this DJ! Dance all night to this DJ!
Andros: Hey!
Zedd: Forget about it. She won't turn up again until that money's completely spent.
Karone: At least we beat Tommy and Jason.
Ashley: And you all get new cars too!
Leo: Yeah! They're way cool!
Zedd: Why is mine so big?
Ashley: To fit all of us in it Ed!
Fluffy: Roar!
Ashley: Fluffy calls shot gun!
Eric: Ed's team won!
Merrick: Now let's go have some fun!
Marah and Kapri: Party time!
(Just then the crazy gang of Billy, Tanya, Trini, and the newly convereted Adam come running towards them with spoons tied to sticks as their spears)
Billy: MURDER!
Karone: AHHH! The murderers!
Ashley: Everyone run!
(Andros, Karone, Rito, Goldar, and Zedd all jump into their new cars. Leo rides with Karone. Team IC with the help of Fluffy quickly grab the Alphas' platform and tie it to the top of Zedd's car. They then, along with Ashley, Marah and Kapri all jump into Zedd's car)
Leo: I'm riding with Karone cuz she's way cool!
Karone: Lucky me.
Zedd: Great, just great!
Kapri: Just drive!
Fluffy: Roar.
Ashley: Fluffy wants to listen to some music!
Alpha 5: (from the top of Zedd's car) At least they didn't leave us.
Alpha 6: Yeah but we're still stuck, and this doesn't seem safe at all!
Alpha 5: I'm beginning to wonder if we'll ever be set free.
Alpha 6: You're just beginning to wonder that?!
(Everyone drives away just before the crazies catch them. As they drive off, the song "Dance All Night to This DJ" can be heard blaring from the radios of everyone's car)
Trini: We lost them!
Tanya: Now what are we gonna do?
Adam: (squinting towards the ocean) I see someone coming!
(A seaweed covered Raymond walks towards them)
Raymond: Hey guys! Wanna be my friend?
Billy: DEATH!
Raymond: AH!
(They all start circling Raymond just as the passed out Alex, who is also in the middle of their circle finally comes to)
Alex: What happened? Where's Wes?
Billy: DINNER TIME!
(The group pounces on Raymond and Alex and a cloud of dust appears. When it clears, Raymond and Alex are found tied to a makeshift spit, ya know the thing that people roast pig on. They're spinning around over a giant pot of hot water.)
Alex: What is going on?
Raymond: Hi! I'm Raymond! I like computers!
Alex: We need to get outta here!
Raymond: And leave my new friend?! No way!
Alex: Help! Somebody help!
(Billy then puts an apple in both of their mouths)
Billy: YUMMY!
(End show.)