When Padfoot Talks Moony Into Being Sugar-High
JK Rowling owns ALL!
Chapter 2 – Moony? Hyper?
Hi guys, sorry it took so long for us to update!!! MIMI (points finger at Padfoot aka Mimi) took so long to type it up that I finally took the notebook and decided to publish it, and if she already published it before I did, I'm deleting hers, so ha! And in this chapter you may find that this 'battle' is completely pointless and stupid! We're aiming for stupidity laughs. You'll also notice that Moony and Padfoot are doing spells outside of school! This is because in their time at Hogwarts, magic is allowed as long as Muggles are not in sight! Enjoy! Thanks to all 5 of our reviewers! We have an abnormal love for reviewers, lol! – Moony
Sirius let out a rather-too-loud whoop of approval from Moony's reaction to the sugar. Phase 1, complete! Dragging his friend up the stairs, Sirius culdn't help but to think how totally fun this day was gonna be.
"Ok Paddy – I gotta finish my POtions essay!" Lupin said, smiling grandly at the emphasis of the beginning of potions.
"Don't call me Paddy!" Sirius proclaimed, "Call me Paddy and Snuffles shall attack you in your sleep, MUAHAHA!!!!"
"Remus's smile widened, "Really? We get to have fun in sleep? AWESOME! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! Here yet?"
"Nooooo! You shall not enjoy the visit of Snuffles!" Sirius was partly afraid of what Moony mean by 'having fun in sleep'. "I shall send instead... WORMTAIL!" The rat on the rug gave a particularly loud grunt in its sleep. Moony raised his eyebrows – "Right."
"Ok, ok! I shall send a mob of MUTANT DISEMBODIED DEMENTORS!" Sirius gave an 'Aha!' of approval when Remus took some time to ponder his answer.
"I am the Patronus expert! I am fending off your dementors! EXPECTO PATRONUM! EXPECTO PATRONUM! EXPECTO PATRONUM!"
"No! They are a MOB of Patronus experts! It is HARDER! You will not be able to fend off the Dementors!"
"Then I shall hire a MOB of Patronus experts!!"
"Then I will send the GIANT SQUID!!"
"That's why I take swimming lessons!" Lupin shot back, "And, I know how to stun! STUPEFY! STUPEFY! STUPEFY!" Moony began jumping on his bed again.
"Fine then!" Sirius spat, "GRAWP! OH GRAWPY!"
The giant began storming in Remus's bedroom. "What the – " Moony stuttered.
"Hagrid's little brother!!"
A full moony passes overhead the ceiling coincidently
"Aha! I am a werewolf!!"
Moony painfully merged into a werewolf and began to bite Grawp. "Noo!" Sirius snalred. "If uncivilized creatures won't work, then civilized humans CAN! Accio Percy!" Percy Weasley did not appear, Sirius frowned slightly, then, "Accio Crouch-lover!" Percy came whizzing through the air, screaming.
"Who's that?" Moony asked Padfoot staring at the red-haired boy.
"Arthur Weasley's son from the future," said Sirius simply, "he's supposed to be a goody-two-shoes."
Then, without warning, Padfoot broke into a song:
"'Cause he's Percy! The goody-two-shoes on the block! 'Cause he's Percy! Bighead boy, oh yeah! 'Cause he's... Percy!! And he gots glasses!"
"Ahh... but you forgot, dear Paddy, I'm still a werewolf," Remus said coolly (how Remus manages to speak in a werewolf body I don't know).
Moony ran after the Bighead booy, and tried to bite poor Percy. Padfoot turns into a dog form and blocked the boy.
"You mustn't harm Bighead boy!" Padfoot called to his friend.
Moony tried to claw Sirius to death.
"You're trying to kill your bestest friend?" Padfoot let out a large sniff, "How utterly evil!!!" Sirius began jumping repeatedly on Lupin's bed as he turned back into a human. The full moon slid out of wind. Remus turned back into his hyper Lupin self. Padfoot stumbled out of the bed, his patns falling off, revealing his Bludger-patterned boxers. Yet, the Black didn't seem to notice as his pants landed on the snoozing rat. At once, Wormtail transformed into his usual self, Padfoot's pants on his head. Peter's eyes lingered from the sprawled Sirius, who was giggling madly, then to – was that Moony? It certainly seemed so. Moony was jumping up and down on his bed, a mad grin spread across his face.
"Padfoot!" Wormtail gasped, "What'd you do to him?" When Sirius didn't answer, Wormtail give him a kick to knock him back to his senses.
"What was that for?" Padfoot asked.
"What'd you do to Moony?" Wormtail shot back, gesturing towards the crazed boy jumping on the bed.
"I made him sugar-hyper!" Padfoot cheered.
Wormtail had a disgusted look on his rat-like face, "No way, Moony? Hyper?"
"Believe it or not Wormy, but it's the sad truth. Our last sane friend, lost in the world of hyperactivity." Padfoot shook his head solemnly in spite of Remus.
"OH WELL!" Padfoot grinned and leapt back on the bed. Moony saw Padfoot's boxers and followed his example. His pants flew onto Wormtail's head.
"What do I look like? A coat-rack?"
Moony ignored Wormtail's comment and screamed, "BIGHEAD BOY IS DEAD!!!"
Padfoot bowed his head.
"He was a very good Bighead Boy – and gots glasses... OH WELL!"
Padfoot threw the Bighead Boy into the lake, where the Giant Squid ripped the skin on his shoulder off.
"Smile! You're on Candid Camera!" Padfoot screeched.
Percy gave a wicked grin despite the fact his shoulder was gushing out blood uncontrollably.
"What's Candid Camera?" Moony asked.
"Some Muggle show where they take a camera and record funny stuff."
Wormtail watched in horror as the Giant Squid began waltzing with a redhead wearing glasses.
"Ok – Bighead Boy is dead NOW!" Moony said, his left eye starting to twitch. "But I'm sendin' Dolores Jane UMBRIDGE after your soul, Paddy!!!"
A squat sort of woman with mousy brown hair burst through the wall into the bedroom, a triumphant look on her toad-like face. Wormtail's eyes widened in shock.
"No amount of therapy can ever make this day ok." He muttered more to himself than to the world.
Like it? Sorry, it's a little on the short side (though I – Moony – disagree) and we're new at FanFic writing. REVIEW PLEASE! The more reviews we get, the better the following chapters can be! Thanks to all who reviewed – Mimi aka Padfoot
JK Rowling owns ALL!
Chapter 2 – Moony? Hyper?
Hi guys, sorry it took so long for us to update!!! MIMI (points finger at Padfoot aka Mimi) took so long to type it up that I finally took the notebook and decided to publish it, and if she already published it before I did, I'm deleting hers, so ha! And in this chapter you may find that this 'battle' is completely pointless and stupid! We're aiming for stupidity laughs. You'll also notice that Moony and Padfoot are doing spells outside of school! This is because in their time at Hogwarts, magic is allowed as long as Muggles are not in sight! Enjoy! Thanks to all 5 of our reviewers! We have an abnormal love for reviewers, lol! – Moony
Sirius let out a rather-too-loud whoop of approval from Moony's reaction to the sugar. Phase 1, complete! Dragging his friend up the stairs, Sirius culdn't help but to think how totally fun this day was gonna be.
"Ok Paddy – I gotta finish my POtions essay!" Lupin said, smiling grandly at the emphasis of the beginning of potions.
"Don't call me Paddy!" Sirius proclaimed, "Call me Paddy and Snuffles shall attack you in your sleep, MUAHAHA!!!!"
"Remus's smile widened, "Really? We get to have fun in sleep? AWESOME! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! PADDY! Here yet?"
"Nooooo! You shall not enjoy the visit of Snuffles!" Sirius was partly afraid of what Moony mean by 'having fun in sleep'. "I shall send instead... WORMTAIL!" The rat on the rug gave a particularly loud grunt in its sleep. Moony raised his eyebrows – "Right."
"Ok, ok! I shall send a mob of MUTANT DISEMBODIED DEMENTORS!" Sirius gave an 'Aha!' of approval when Remus took some time to ponder his answer.
"I am the Patronus expert! I am fending off your dementors! EXPECTO PATRONUM! EXPECTO PATRONUM! EXPECTO PATRONUM!"
"No! They are a MOB of Patronus experts! It is HARDER! You will not be able to fend off the Dementors!"
"Then I shall hire a MOB of Patronus experts!!"
"Then I will send the GIANT SQUID!!"
"That's why I take swimming lessons!" Lupin shot back, "And, I know how to stun! STUPEFY! STUPEFY! STUPEFY!" Moony began jumping on his bed again.
"Fine then!" Sirius spat, "GRAWP! OH GRAWPY!"
The giant began storming in Remus's bedroom. "What the – " Moony stuttered.
"Hagrid's little brother!!"
A full moony passes overhead the ceiling coincidently
"Aha! I am a werewolf!!"
Moony painfully merged into a werewolf and began to bite Grawp. "Noo!" Sirius snalred. "If uncivilized creatures won't work, then civilized humans CAN! Accio Percy!" Percy Weasley did not appear, Sirius frowned slightly, then, "Accio Crouch-lover!" Percy came whizzing through the air, screaming.
"Who's that?" Moony asked Padfoot staring at the red-haired boy.
"Arthur Weasley's son from the future," said Sirius simply, "he's supposed to be a goody-two-shoes."
Then, without warning, Padfoot broke into a song:
"'Cause he's Percy! The goody-two-shoes on the block! 'Cause he's Percy! Bighead boy, oh yeah! 'Cause he's... Percy!! And he gots glasses!"
"Ahh... but you forgot, dear Paddy, I'm still a werewolf," Remus said coolly (how Remus manages to speak in a werewolf body I don't know).
Moony ran after the Bighead booy, and tried to bite poor Percy. Padfoot turns into a dog form and blocked the boy.
"You mustn't harm Bighead boy!" Padfoot called to his friend.
Moony tried to claw Sirius to death.
"You're trying to kill your bestest friend?" Padfoot let out a large sniff, "How utterly evil!!!" Sirius began jumping repeatedly on Lupin's bed as he turned back into a human. The full moon slid out of wind. Remus turned back into his hyper Lupin self. Padfoot stumbled out of the bed, his patns falling off, revealing his Bludger-patterned boxers. Yet, the Black didn't seem to notice as his pants landed on the snoozing rat. At once, Wormtail transformed into his usual self, Padfoot's pants on his head. Peter's eyes lingered from the sprawled Sirius, who was giggling madly, then to – was that Moony? It certainly seemed so. Moony was jumping up and down on his bed, a mad grin spread across his face.
"Padfoot!" Wormtail gasped, "What'd you do to him?" When Sirius didn't answer, Wormtail give him a kick to knock him back to his senses.
"What was that for?" Padfoot asked.
"What'd you do to Moony?" Wormtail shot back, gesturing towards the crazed boy jumping on the bed.
"I made him sugar-hyper!" Padfoot cheered.
Wormtail had a disgusted look on his rat-like face, "No way, Moony? Hyper?"
"Believe it or not Wormy, but it's the sad truth. Our last sane friend, lost in the world of hyperactivity." Padfoot shook his head solemnly in spite of Remus.
"OH WELL!" Padfoot grinned and leapt back on the bed. Moony saw Padfoot's boxers and followed his example. His pants flew onto Wormtail's head.
"What do I look like? A coat-rack?"
Moony ignored Wormtail's comment and screamed, "BIGHEAD BOY IS DEAD!!!"
Padfoot bowed his head.
"He was a very good Bighead Boy – and gots glasses... OH WELL!"
Padfoot threw the Bighead Boy into the lake, where the Giant Squid ripped the skin on his shoulder off.
"Smile! You're on Candid Camera!" Padfoot screeched.
Percy gave a wicked grin despite the fact his shoulder was gushing out blood uncontrollably.
"What's Candid Camera?" Moony asked.
"Some Muggle show where they take a camera and record funny stuff."
Wormtail watched in horror as the Giant Squid began waltzing with a redhead wearing glasses.
"Ok – Bighead Boy is dead NOW!" Moony said, his left eye starting to twitch. "But I'm sendin' Dolores Jane UMBRIDGE after your soul, Paddy!!!"
A squat sort of woman with mousy brown hair burst through the wall into the bedroom, a triumphant look on her toad-like face. Wormtail's eyes widened in shock.
"No amount of therapy can ever make this day ok." He muttered more to himself than to the world.
Like it? Sorry, it's a little on the short side (though I – Moony – disagree) and we're new at FanFic writing. REVIEW PLEASE! The more reviews we get, the better the following chapters can be! Thanks to all who reviewed – Mimi aka Padfoot