When Padfoot talks Moony into being SugarHigh
Written By Moony Vs. Padfoot
Chapter 3: The War Continues
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling's characters, not ours. Our plot, yes, it's Moony and Padfoot's plot. The girl is ours too. The Christmas carols come from the FanFic 'Ron Sings: The Twelve Days of Christmas' written by Harmonic Friction. (With a little mix of words by us)
Authors Note: This was written by both of us; Moony and Padfoot.
"Dolores? She's easy to fend!" Padfoot said smoothly though still hyper all the same.
"How do you know?"
"I looked into the future, and found out!"
"Were you authorized?"
Padfoot rolled his eyes a bit and said, "May-BE!" He quickly clicked his tongue to make the sound of centaur hooves.
The toad woman bolted straight up. Her triumphant look turned into a look of pure terror. Her eyes swiveled around and froze on the open window and took a giant leap. Umbridge's screams could be heard echoing from below.
"That's the end of her." Sirius said, looking down the wide open window.
"Centaurs, eh?"
Moony clicked his tongue, 20 centaurs suddenly charged towards Sirius.
Wormtail, who didn't want to witness anymore of their madness, took refuge in the kitchen sink. Later Mrs. Lupin turned the faucet on and Wormtail was given a freezing shower. With a defined squeak, Peter Pettigrew was sitting in the Lupin's sink.
"Peter Pettigrew!" Mrs. Lupin shrieked, looking at her son's wet friend and handing him a towel. "Run back along to Remus's room, now."
"Sorry Ms. Moony's Mum!" Wormtail hopped out of the sink and wiping his face with the dish towel and splattering the tile floor with wet.
Meanwhile, back in Moony's room...
Sirius had just jumped into the lake to avoid the centaurs. "Centaurs can't swim!" "But the Giant Squid can!"
"The Giant Squid isn't hungry, Moony! He already ate the Bighead boy!"
The two plopped on the bed for a break and Padfoot said, "I wonder where Prongs is..."
Suddenly, a girl with wavy dark brown hair burst through the window. "I am Prongs!" she screamed.
Sirius and Remus looked at the girl. "The muggle girl's insane," Moony whispered in Padfoot's ear. Padfoot nodded his head in agreement.
Padfoot picked up the girl and threw her in the lake, where the Giant Squid began ghawing on the girl's leg. Moony and Padfoot both ignored the screaming muggle.
"Let's sing!" Moony suggested.
Padfoot grinned madly, "YA! Beach Boys!" And he burst into song: "Round, Round, Round, I get around, I get around!"
Moony interrupeted Sirius's horrible singing voice. "Paddy! Those are muggle songs! Let's sing... VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN!!!"
Padfoot agreed and began singing... "You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout I'm telling you why, VOLDY-POO IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!!"
The two of them loved the last line. Padfoot started up on a new song: "On the first day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me, A kiss that was NOT on the cheek!"
"Who's Hermione?"
"How am I supposed to know? I just like the song!"
Wormtail meanwhile, had hidden under Moony's sister's be, which was filled with dungbombs, ticking slowly.
Back in Moony's room...
"On the second day of Christmas, Harry gave to me, Two chocolate frogs, And a kiss that was NOT on the cheek!" (A./N. I know that wasn't in the original fic by Harmonic, we changed it a bit.)
"Who's Harry?"
"Prongs's son!"
"Awww, the poor boy, he has a marauder as a dad!"
"Anyway... Azkaban, Azkaban, Azkaban rock! I forget, I forget, I forget the rest!"
"Hey! We haven't ended our battle!"
"I'll send the Basilisk!"
"You can't speak parseltongue! Besides, I have Tom Riddle on my side!"
Remus gave Sirius a giggling snear, "Yeah, well I'm sending PEEVES AFTER YOU!!"
Peeves flew through Moony's bedroom door with an evil grin on his face.
"You forgot 'ol Loopy," Padfoot said with a maniac hyperactive grin on his face. "Fred and George are on my side!!" With a crack like a whip, the Weasley Twins arrived.
"I don't even know who those two are!" Moony said in his defense.
"Ahh," Padfoot said in false friendship. "Youshould trust these twins. They're another set of Arther's sons. Known as the next troublemakers at Hogwarts since our time."
And a second after Sirius's statement, the sugared look was back in Moony's eyes. "Future Marauders? That's interesting! But – even Marauders can't beat Peeves! Peeves! After them!"
Peeves began throwing dungbombs and water ballons. The twins – er Fred and George were they called? Took out a colored wrapper candy. George unwrapped the wrapper, and it revealed... a cream-colored toffee.
"Eat this – uh – Loopy?" Fred (or was that George?) yelled and they threw the toffee in Moony's mouth.
"What's that do?" Padfoot asked.
"See for yourself," George chuckled.
A purple thing was growing from Remus's mouth. Moony gagged and sputtered, and fell, the thing was getting up to 7 feet long within a minute.
By this time the twins were howling with laughter.
"What was that?" Padfoot said, his face gleaming with glee despite the outcome it left Moony with.
George grinned, but let Fred take the honars. "A toffee that makes your tounge grow to a large size."
Like it? Sorry it took so long for me (Padfoot) to type up. Like what Moony says, I slack on the job.
Written By Moony Vs. Padfoot
Chapter 3: The War Continues
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling's characters, not ours. Our plot, yes, it's Moony and Padfoot's plot. The girl is ours too. The Christmas carols come from the FanFic 'Ron Sings: The Twelve Days of Christmas' written by Harmonic Friction. (With a little mix of words by us)
Authors Note: This was written by both of us; Moony and Padfoot.
"Dolores? She's easy to fend!" Padfoot said smoothly though still hyper all the same.
"How do you know?"
"I looked into the future, and found out!"
"Were you authorized?"
Padfoot rolled his eyes a bit and said, "May-BE!" He quickly clicked his tongue to make the sound of centaur hooves.
The toad woman bolted straight up. Her triumphant look turned into a look of pure terror. Her eyes swiveled around and froze on the open window and took a giant leap. Umbridge's screams could be heard echoing from below.
"That's the end of her." Sirius said, looking down the wide open window.
"Centaurs, eh?"
Moony clicked his tongue, 20 centaurs suddenly charged towards Sirius.
Wormtail, who didn't want to witness anymore of their madness, took refuge in the kitchen sink. Later Mrs. Lupin turned the faucet on and Wormtail was given a freezing shower. With a defined squeak, Peter Pettigrew was sitting in the Lupin's sink.
"Peter Pettigrew!" Mrs. Lupin shrieked, looking at her son's wet friend and handing him a towel. "Run back along to Remus's room, now."
"Sorry Ms. Moony's Mum!" Wormtail hopped out of the sink and wiping his face with the dish towel and splattering the tile floor with wet.
Meanwhile, back in Moony's room...
Sirius had just jumped into the lake to avoid the centaurs. "Centaurs can't swim!" "But the Giant Squid can!"
"The Giant Squid isn't hungry, Moony! He already ate the Bighead boy!"
The two plopped on the bed for a break and Padfoot said, "I wonder where Prongs is..."
Suddenly, a girl with wavy dark brown hair burst through the window. "I am Prongs!" she screamed.
Sirius and Remus looked at the girl. "The muggle girl's insane," Moony whispered in Padfoot's ear. Padfoot nodded his head in agreement.
Padfoot picked up the girl and threw her in the lake, where the Giant Squid began ghawing on the girl's leg. Moony and Padfoot both ignored the screaming muggle.
"Let's sing!" Moony suggested.
Padfoot grinned madly, "YA! Beach Boys!" And he burst into song: "Round, Round, Round, I get around, I get around!"
Moony interrupeted Sirius's horrible singing voice. "Paddy! Those are muggle songs! Let's sing... VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN!!!"
Padfoot agreed and began singing... "You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout I'm telling you why, VOLDY-POO IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!!"
The two of them loved the last line. Padfoot started up on a new song: "On the first day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me, A kiss that was NOT on the cheek!"
"Who's Hermione?"
"How am I supposed to know? I just like the song!"
Wormtail meanwhile, had hidden under Moony's sister's be, which was filled with dungbombs, ticking slowly.
Back in Moony's room...
"On the second day of Christmas, Harry gave to me, Two chocolate frogs, And a kiss that was NOT on the cheek!" (A./N. I know that wasn't in the original fic by Harmonic, we changed it a bit.)
"Who's Harry?"
"Prongs's son!"
"Awww, the poor boy, he has a marauder as a dad!"
"Anyway... Azkaban, Azkaban, Azkaban rock! I forget, I forget, I forget the rest!"
"Hey! We haven't ended our battle!"
"I'll send the Basilisk!"
"You can't speak parseltongue! Besides, I have Tom Riddle on my side!"
Remus gave Sirius a giggling snear, "Yeah, well I'm sending PEEVES AFTER YOU!!"
Peeves flew through Moony's bedroom door with an evil grin on his face.
"You forgot 'ol Loopy," Padfoot said with a maniac hyperactive grin on his face. "Fred and George are on my side!!" With a crack like a whip, the Weasley Twins arrived.
"I don't even know who those two are!" Moony said in his defense.
"Ahh," Padfoot said in false friendship. "Youshould trust these twins. They're another set of Arther's sons. Known as the next troublemakers at Hogwarts since our time."
And a second after Sirius's statement, the sugared look was back in Moony's eyes. "Future Marauders? That's interesting! But – even Marauders can't beat Peeves! Peeves! After them!"
Peeves began throwing dungbombs and water ballons. The twins – er Fred and George were they called? Took out a colored wrapper candy. George unwrapped the wrapper, and it revealed... a cream-colored toffee.
"Eat this – uh – Loopy?" Fred (or was that George?) yelled and they threw the toffee in Moony's mouth.
"What's that do?" Padfoot asked.
"See for yourself," George chuckled.
A purple thing was growing from Remus's mouth. Moony gagged and sputtered, and fell, the thing was getting up to 7 feet long within a minute.
By this time the twins were howling with laughter.
"What was that?" Padfoot said, his face gleaming with glee despite the outcome it left Moony with.
George grinned, but let Fred take the honars. "A toffee that makes your tounge grow to a large size."
Like it? Sorry it took so long for me (Padfoot) to type up. Like what Moony says, I slack on the job.