Okay!...Hello again! ^.^ It's Da Pigeon Stalker!

Yes....FF's included are VI-X.Also are some other RPG's I've been playing. Such as: KH, Bahamut Lagoon, Seiken Densetsu 3, Chrono Trigger, FFTA (oh, I know it's still a FF...:P) and maybe others. Also I might include FFX-2 (i'm thinking on that one, it was only released quite recently here in Aus, 20th Feb- so I'm not finished yet~.^).

Oh...this fic won't have a lot of humour and when it is funny, my humour is so bad that it well...isn't funny.:P

So, all that said, hopefully...you'll enjoy!

*~Biddett da Pigeon Stalker~*

=~The Chaos Realms : 1-The Phantom Train~=

A laugh of the kookaburras echoed across the Australian bushland early on Friday the 19th of December. Magpies warbled to each other, rainbow lorikeets flashed across the sky and cockatoos squawked noisily on their way to breakfast.

In a small street, right next to the creek, a house stood with its inhabitants awake and going about their normal holiday buisness. Two parents watched TV and talked out around the front end of the house, down the other end was the eldest child, Jimmy playing the PS2 transfixedly, and two budgerigars sat outside the house in their cage, squabbling noisily over which bird was to get the best seed. Well, everyone was awake, except one. The youngest; Bridget. She still lied placidly in her bed, just barely awake, briefly thinking.

She was terribly excited. Today was really the last day of school but nobody goes anyway, so she decided to use this time to take her old buddy Mark out to Sydney to celebrate their new six weeks of freedom. She hadn't seen him since term 1...

Bridget jumped out of bed, and threw on some jeans and a thinnly-strapped lilac top. Her gaze soon came upon her mirror. Chocolate brown eyes stared back and she almost fell over laughing at her hair. She hated her shoulder-length light brown hair. Always thick and poofy. And well, now it just looked like an afro. She tugged at it scornfully trying to think of what to do.

"HEYYY, JIMMY!" Bridget yelled on her arrival out to the family room, trying to scare her sixteen-year-old brother with extremely curly brown hair and eyes just like hers.

Jimmy ignored his sister and continued playing.

"Oh, and good morning to you too!" Bridget added sarcastically as she sat down to watch him.

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"Are you ready, Bridge? You goin' to Sydney or not?!" Bridget's mother yelled down the hallway.

"Holy...it's ten! C'mon, Jim...we'd better go!" Bridget said. Her brother was going to drive them down to station to catch a train to Sydney once they'd picked Mark up.

Bridget grabbed her bag as she rushed out the door.

"HURRY UP! HURRY!!! WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF WE MISS THE TRAIN?!" Bridget ushered Jim out the door.

"Bridge, we still have another half an hour until the train arrives."

"Aaand?"

"You're not gonna be late!"

"...." Bridget paused for a moment.

"YES WE ARE! GO!!!"

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"Hey, Biddett!" Mark greeted as he sat down in the car. He had red hair and always a grin.

"Yo!" Bridget grinned herself.

"Hi Jim!" Mark said to the Pigeon Stalker's brother.

"Mm. Hi." He didn't seem so happy. 'Just as soon as I get rid of those two...especially HIM....' He thought to himself. Jimmy grinned slyly and started up the car.

They pulled up at Tuggerah Station moments later and Bridge attempted to hug her brother goodbye, but of course, being Jimmy, she would have to chase him up to Brisbane before she'd get it!

"The next train to arrive on platform 1 goes to....Central. First stop, Gosford, then Hornsby, Epping, Strathfield...then Central." The announcement boomed across the train station as they qalked up the steps.

"Mmmm...we'd better go buy our tickets. Oh, by the way, we have to switch at Gosford, for the train doesn't go to Circular Quay...only one at Gosford does, due to trackwork....so,yeah." Bridget informed him.

"Okay!"

Bridget handed over some money. "Two children to Circular Quay." She told him.

"Huh?...Oh, you are such a chicken! You're to shy to even buy your own ticket!!" Mark replied, taking the money from her.

"I know..." She poked out her tounge. Bridget looked around, and her gaze suddenly caught something out nearer to the tracks.

Mark came back two seconds later and saw his friend mesmerised by something. He waved his hand in front of her.

"Bridge...?"

"Must....resist...urge...to...stalk....PIGEONS!" Bridget ripped her gaze from the birds and stared in the opposite direction.

"The train on platform 1 goes to..." And the rattling of rails, and screech of the brakes indicated that the train had arrived.

"That was a bit...earlier than expected!" Bridget noted.

"And?" Mark said, walking up to the nearest carriage door.

"Maybe...it's the wrong train."

"You worry too much! C'mon!" He almost dragged her on.

So they found a seat in the first section of the carriage, which was unusually packed. Normally at this time of day it would be empty, as rush hour was earlier in the morning.

Bridget grabbed her discman out of her bag and handed a speaker to Mark and they sat and listened while the train zoomed past various places.

"One stop until Gossie." Bridget said as they past Narara. Suddenly something caught her eyes.

"MOZZIE!" She exclaimed. She tried to squish it, but to all the other passengers it just looked like she was clapping to the beat of a song or something.

After a good while of trying, she finally squished it with a yell of, "You go SQUISH now!"

"HAH! LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU MOZZIES!!!" She almost screamed to nobody.

The rest of the train just kind of stared at her, and Bridget went bright red and sat back down, face turned to face the window, away from all the eyes.

Presently, they arrived at Gosford and Bridget got off that train quick-smart!

Then, they sat. And sat. And sat. And.....well, there's no need for me to go on, huh? After half and hour of waiting, an announcement finally sounded. "The next train to arrive on platform 2 goes to... Circular Quay, first stop, Hornsby, then Strathfield, Central and...Circular Quay."

Then two seconds later, another announcement was heard. "This train has been delayed by approximately....fifteen minutes. City Rail apologises for any incovenience."

"Dammit! Stupid train!" Mark pounded the seat.

"Ahhh, don't worry about it. City Rail makes delays all the time. How 'bout we go buy some chips and then get angry if doesn't come AFTER we eat." Bridget rose, and went to buy some chips.

"Fine."

Bridget came back two minutes later with hot chips and then a rattle was heard and almost out of nowhere, a train appeared. This one was different though. It was the steam-powered (or at least it LOOKED like that...) kind, rather than the electric ones used normally.

"Uhh...I don't think that's our train, Mark." Bridget said.

"The train on platform 2 goes to...Circular Quay.."

"See?" Mark replied. Bridget shrugged and hopped on.

Y'know, what?" Bridget asked as they found a seat.

"Yeah?"

"This looks a lot like the Phantom Train!! Maybe we're dead..."

"Bridge." Mark started.

"Yes?"

"You restarted FF6, didn't you?"

"Yyyyyep!"

They ate their chips in silence as the train started off. Very soon, they had eaten them already and Bridget announced,

"I'm getting tired. Wake me when we get to Central."

"Sure." Mark answered, and Bridget put her head on the window pane.

Bridget slept for what felt like three seconds, but she was woken suddenly by a shout of,

"PIGEON STALKER!!!!"

"AHHHHHHH!!!" Bridget snapped awake. "Oh, SHITE! It's only you, Mark! Don't scare me like that!"

"Bridge...?" He sounded scared.

"Mmmm..?"

"LOOK." He pointed to the next carrige.

Bridget's mouth dropped open. "Holy SHIT!"

....There was only one was to describe what was in that carriage.

GHOSTS.

"I'm scared, Bridge. You were right. This IS the Phantom Train!" Mark whimpered.

"Yeah. Me being right....that IS scary!" Bridget's voice trembled.

"GET ME THE HELL OFF THIS TRAAAAAIIIIIIIIIN!!!" Bridget then screamed, pounding at the windows.

"Next stop, the Chaos Realms." The driver announced.

"I don't care where we land! GET ME OFF-A THIS THING!!!" Bridget panicked.

The train stopped and the doors opened. That very instant, Bridget ran straight off the train, Mark trailing behind.

They paused. The train left behind them. They were standing in the middle of what looked like had been a great city. Now it was all ruins. The place gave an atmosphere of death and destruction. The sky was bleak and grey, and lightning crackled overhead. The sifted though the rubble, wondering where the hell they were.

When suddenly, something bright yellow fell at Bridget's feet. It was a bright yellow feather.

"Eh...?" Bridget picked it up and examined it. She laughed.

"This looks just like a chocobo feather!" She said with a grin. She knew chocobos didn't exist, and it was just funny that it looked like one.

Something ruffled from behind them. Bridget turned around. Her mouth dropped open. Tears began to prick from behind her eyes. She couldn't beleive what she was seeing.

"Oh...dear." Mark put his hand on his forehead.

"Cho...."

"CHOCOBO!!" She yelled. Bridget raced over to the great yellow bird and hugged it.

"Are you REAL?...Or am I still asleep from the train?" She wondered aloud.

The chocobo gave a loud "KWEH!" And pecked Bridget on the head.

"OW! Okay, so I'm not aslee....e.....eee..." Bridget faltered as she spotted something else.

"GREAT..." Mark mumbled to himself.

"HOW Ka-YUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! A CHICOBO!" She bent down and hugged the little thing, almost choking it.

Mark looked up.

"Bridge?" He poked her in the back.

"Ow. Yeah?" She looked up.

"Someone's here to see us." He said, strangely calm.

She looked up, and almost fell over in shock.

"No way..." She whispered.

"You're...you're...a character from a game!!"

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*~Biddett da Pigeon Stalker~*

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