When Padfoot Talks Moony Into Being Sugar High
Moony vs. Padfoot
All characters that you recognize are the property of JK Rowling. All others are ours, unless otherwise said.
Sorry we took so long to write this! School is busy and all, and over the summer we couldn't get to together to write it! SORRY! Here it is though! –Moony
Chapter 4
Fred and George soon disappeared.
Remus looked at the tongue – or rather the huge purple... the huge purple... the huge purple thing on the floor. He tried to get Sirius to help him shrink it, but all that came out of his mouth were unintelligible words.
"Fen bou bep fee fet bis boff?"
Sirius looked at him, baffled.
"Mind using English?"
Moony pointed at the thing.
"OHHHHH!"
Sirius thought for a moment.
"No."
Remus angrily reached for his wand, under the pillow on his bed. Luckily, he got it before Sirius could grab it, and he shrunk the tongue back.
"You haven't won yet! As my next curse, I'm going to tell my mother on you!" Remus declared.
Sirius gasped hugely, "You wouldn't!"
"Oh yes I WOULD. And then my mum'll tell your mum. So then your mom'll..."
"But how're you going to explain to your mom how your tongue got so big?"
"I'll tell her YOU did it!"
"B-but that's a LIE!"
"So? Who said I couldn't lie? I'm a Marauder for a reason! I'm not ALWAYS honest and truthful, I'm not ALWAYS a Prefect!"
"EVIL Moony, evil!"
"AND I'll tell her about the bouncing up and down in your underwear, and about the Dementors, and Percy, and the squid, and Grawp, AND......."
On and on he rambled.
"You tattletale!"
Moony gave a small sarcastic gasp, "I've never received such an insult!"
"We you just did!"
"You can't insult me!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm SPECIAL!"
"Well I'm specialer!"
"And I'm specialerest!"
"I'm specialerester!"
"I'm specilaeresterest!"
"I'm specialeresteresterest!"
"I'm specialeresteresteresterester!"
"I'm specialeresteresteresterestererester!"
"I'm specialeresteresteresteresteresteresteresterest!"
"I'm specialeresteresteresteresteresteresterestereseteresteresterester!"
"I'm specialeresteresteresteresteresteresterestereseteresteresteresteresterester!"
"I'm specialeresteresteresteresteresteresterestereseteresteresteresteresteresteresterest!"
Moony couldn't add any more esters.
"I'm COOL!" he said simply.
"Ah, you may think you have succeeded, Mr. Moony," smirked Sirius, "But – I can run faster!"
He jumped off of the bed and sprang out of the room in a sprint.
"Hey wh – " Peter spluttered, as he was walking up the hallway to Remus's bedroom, but his sentence wa scut off as Moony charged him down, screaming at Sirius.
"YOU COME..." he panted, "BACK HERE SIRIUS!!!!!!!"
"Boys! Keep it down please!" Mrs. Lupin called, but neither of them listened. Sirius ran around and around the house until Moony collapsed.
"I win!" he said triumphantly.
"No you don't... because I'm gonna get the last popsicle before before you!!!! AHA!!!"
With that, Moony dashed towards the refrigerator.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!! ALL POPSICLES ARE MINE!!!!!"
Sadly to say, Remus reached the refrigerator first. But Sirius was smarter.
"Accio popsicle!"
Remus fumed as the popsicle in his hand soared to Sirius.
"Ha!" Sirius said smugly, "I always win!"
"No you don't! ACCIO POPSICLE!"
"Accio popsicle!"
"Accio popsicle!"
"Accio popsicle!"
"Accio popsicle!"
"Accio popsicle!"
"Accio popsicle!"
"Accio popsicle!"
"Accio popsicle!"
"Accio popsicle!"
"Accio popsicle!"
"ACCIO POPSICLE!"
The popsicle sailed straight into Wormtail's outstretched hands.
"Hey! No fair! You don't count Wormy!" Sirius whined, "Ac-"
Peter quickly swallowed the popsicle whole.
"What's with the bruises Pete?" Remus asked.
"The bruises are from when you trampled on me!" Peter scowled.
"I trampled over you?"
"Um.... YEAH!"
"Let's do it again, Sirius!" Remus exclaimed.
"Wha – ????!!!!" Peter gasped.
"Yeah! Great idea Moony!" Sirius agreed.
"You can't! You – you – it HURTS!!!"
But his cries were not heard, as the two hyperactive friends charged. Peter dashed up the stairs, wondering – when will the sugar wear down?
-Man, I just realized how short this was!!!!!!! We'll try and write it longer next time! -Moony