Chapter 2:

A/N: Righteous! A new fic! Damn, 2 in one day. I have no idea what I'm gonna do. Crap! I also want it to stop raining: it makes me depressed. This in Vanessa's POV.

Disclaimer: We own nothing. watches police take tied up Aragorn from my closet

Two more yummy elveses had joined our humble table. How many was that now? counts on fingers 3… 4! Wow, that's a lot of elven hotness. And yet, sadly, they came nowhere near my grungy ranger.

I can't say the food was all that good. Lothlorien elves should stick to making Lembas. And gorgeous elven babes.

After dinner I automatically assumed that the next stop was to head back to the talan. You know, considering the fact that we hadn't seen our guys in a few months that would seem logical. Naw.

I turned around and gasp no Aragorn. I made frustrated noise #3 and went looking for him.

Upon entering the pavilion I saw that all of my friends were gathered around looking quite disgruntled. Uh-oh, this could be trouble…

"Did 'heir-boi' leave you to?" Christy asked.

"Yeah…" I mumbled. "Do you guys have any idea where they might have gone? I mean, they can't have gone too far."

"They might have gone with those 2 new elves, Rúmil and Orophin, right after we ate," Brittany said. "Pesky elvses…"

"Christy, curse you! If your Haldir didn't have those brothers of his I could be up in that talan having the time of my life! But noo… I'm stuck down here with you guys."

"I resent that!" Kitty cried.

Christy scoffed. "Haldir? Hey buddy, it was Aragorn who invited them to sit with us."

Realizing that I was caught in my own trap, I remained silent and brooding.

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"So," Rúmil said, clasping his hands together, "just what do you have planned for the girls tomorrow?"

The men looked around at each other, obviously thoroughly confused. "What does it matter?" Éomer asked."

"It's Valentine's Day!" Orophin interjected.

"What's Valentine's Day?" Pippin asked, the words sounding foreign upon his tongue.

"A day of love in their world? Candy? Roses? Is any of this ringing a bell?" Rúmil questioned and sighed at their looks of confusion. "Did Lady Galadriel tell you nothing?"

"This may take a while," Orophin muttered.

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"Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this!" I cried. "A lizard!"

Courtney gave me a weird look, shook her head, and went on with her act. She started flapping her arms and making impatient noises.

"A camel?" I asked again.

"A chicken?" Kitty called.

"Go fish!" Brittany cried.

"Brittany," Christy said, "this is Charades, not Go Fish."

We had been waiting for the men to show their sorry hides and beg for forgiveness for close to 2 hours now. You know what boredom does to your mind. If not, read above.

15 minutes later we saw them (the guys) emerge from the trees while I was impersonating Godzilla (A/N: Which we do not own). "Rrrrrrrooooooaaaarrr!"

This no doubt scared our sexy men and they stopped in their tracks. Éomer patted Aragorn on the shoulder and said, "Sorry, mate."

He closed his eyes. "Of all the women, why her, dear Eru?" he mumbled.

"Vanessa, stop, you're making a fool of yourself," Courtney whispered.

"I know," I replied. "But this is fun. Rrroooaaarrr!'

"You're scaring Aragorn though!" She cried in one last attempt to get me to be quiet and pointed at him to prove her point.

"Aww… heck, he'll get over it. Now, guess who I am! Rrroooaaarrr!"

Haldir advanced towards Christy. "Care to leave?" he asked, holding his ears to try and drown the noise.

"To the talan?"

"To the talan."

The two left and soon everyone else did too, leaving me to roar at only Aragorn. He looked as if he were channeling Eru himself to strike him down. Silly mortal.

I ceased roaring and went to confront mister 'I'm-too-good-to-tell-you-where-I'm-going-so-I-won't.' Putting on false anger face #1 I slowly stalked towards Aragorn.

"I can hear you, Vanessa," he said with his eyes still closed and I mumbled a curse. "That wasn't real lady-like."

"I shovel horse crap almost every other day; do you really think I'm going to act like a lady?" I shrugged. "Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be mad at you." I scowled at him.

Aragorn tried to look innocent but gave up. "Alright, I'll just go to my talan… all by myself…" He headed off towards our tree-thingy.

Now tell me, do you really think I would let him go off alone? If so I have a used car I'd love to sell you…

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"Caffeine…" Christy moaned during breakfast. "I… need…. Caffeine…"

"Will you shut your pie-hole?!" I cried angrily. "We don't have any sodas in Lothlorien!"

Christy was silent for a moment. "Did you just tell me to 'shut my pie-hole'?"

"Erm… yeah. Sorry about that," I apologized. "But… I can't believe Aragorn left me again! He was there when I went to sleep! I hope he's not having an affair…"

"I don't think so, Ness," Brittany said. "Éomer's gone too. So that means that our men are planning something or they're having an affair with each other."

Kitty cringed. "Eww…"

A/N: Ok, not quite as entertaining as I'd hoped but I really need to go study for my World History test. Eep! insert weird noise #7 Please review and make my dragon happy.