Chapter 5:

A/N: Erm… me thinks I have nothing to write. Hmm… This in Christy's POV.

A/N2 (Vanessa): Yeah? Well, me thinks I don't want to type anymore. This is the 7th chapter I've typed in one day. Tis boring after awhile.

Disclaimer: Nope, nothing yet. But I'm saving my money to maybe buy Aragorn's foot one day.

"Yeah… as long as you throw in a life-size Legolas stand-up," Vanessa agreed with Courtney.

"What?" Legolas looked up from making-out with Kits. "What about me?"

"Nothing," Courtney assured him.

I, personally, was enjoying myself. I had latched onto Haldir's arm, but he didn't seem to mind. In fact, he only shifted to where he could entwine his fingers with mine.

Haldir lightly kissed the top of my head and moved to where his arm was around me, gently rocking me to sleep, laying his head on mine.

"Aww… how cute," Vanessa said sarcastically.

"Be nice!" Brittany chided, reveling in the sappiness of the moment (she's the sappiest of the bunch, The Queen of Sappiness as it were). She looked happily in Éomer's eyes and… Oh, sorry, wrong fic!

"So did everyone have a good day?" a happy Rúmil asked, skipping into the light, once again invading our quiet gathering.

The elf received a chorus of 'yeses' except from the two he most wanted to hear from, his brother and me. Why? It wasn't that we didn't have a good day; we just were both asleep.

"Of course," he pouted. "No need to thank me, brother."

Kitty leaned over and poked Haldir in the ribs. His eyes unglazed. "Huh?" Rúmil repeated his question. Haldir grinned. "Yes, little brother, we both enjoyed ourselves today."

Rúmil finally realized that I was sleeping by the tender look Haldir set upon me. He raised an eyebrow. "I can see that," he laughed.

"And you, brother, did you have a pleasant day?"

Rúmil thought back to the time he had with Fingwit. "Yes, yes I did." His grin grew to match Haldir's earlier devilish one. "A very pleasant day indeed. I shall leave you now. Have a good night." Everyone echoed the sentiment to the retreating elf as he skipped out of sight.

"Interesting brother you've got there, Haldir," Vanessa commented.

"You have no idea," Haldir replied, amused.

I awoke to find that I was back in the talan with no clue how I got there. "Guh," I muttered. "I guess I fell asleep again." I rolled over trying to get more comfortable and saw Haldir in the elvish sleep-state next to me.

A devilish idea popped into my head. "Are elves ticklish?" I asked myself.

"Well, try and find out," myself answered. So I did. I decided that his bare stomach was probably the best place to try because that's where most people are ticklish. I reached over and…

"Ack!" Kitty and Legolas in the talan next to our right and Rúmil and Orophin in the bachelors pad on the left of our talan heard me shriek as Haldir counter-attacked. I guess elves are ticklish.

"Eh, don't mind her; she always does stuff like that," Kitty told a worried Legolas before turning over to go back to sleep. "And besides, at least they're only loud every once in a while, unlike our other neighbors." She referred to, of course, Vanessa and Aragorn who seem to like to share when they're being intimate while the rest of us prefer to keep it to ourselves. Oh well, whatever stirs their coffee.

A/N: Ok, I'm done! Woot! Go me! Well, here goes Ness. Have fun!

A/N2 (Vanessa): Score! Only 5 more chapters left in this spiral! Of course, I have the other spiral I haven't even begun yet. Grr… Anyway, please review and let me know just how much you hate me.