BB: HOMEWORK IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Princess Krystal01: Homework is always evil.
BB: That's true. -_-U
All: o.O Where did SHE come from?!
BB: Oh yeah! Everyone, this is my friend from my new school, Princess Krystal01.
PK01: Hi! ^_^ ::looks around:: Hey! Where's Hiei?!?! You said he'd be here! T_T
BB: ::sweatdropps:: Errr, he's right over there. ::points to a shadowy corner where you see a certain black-haired fire-demon::
PK01: ::heart-eyed:: HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::glomps him causing him to fall over from her weight::
All: -_-U
BB: ::mumbling while glaring at homework paper as if it should be condemned to Hell:: Who the fuck is Peter Tchaikovsky? How should I know?!?! And want kind of a freaking name is that?!?!?!?!
Tyson: ::comes walking in:: Hey, can you tell me where the food is?
BB: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ::starts straggling Tyson:: WILL YOU BE QUIET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I'M TRYING TO CONSENTRATE ON MY HOMEWORK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: O.O
Kenny: Typical female reaction when stressed out.
BB:SHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::throws a ninja star at Kenny that barely misses his left ear::
Kenny: O.O I'll be a good little boy, just don't hurt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ray: You better do something to get rid of all that anger.
BB: ::sighs:: You're right. ::goes out the door and into another room::
Max: That was easy!
All: ::hears gunshots in the room that BB had went into:: O.O ::quickly runs into that room and sees BB holding two guns and shooting at a dummy that looks EXTREMELY like Tyson full of bullet holes across from the room::
BB: ::shoots the dummy and the dummy is torn to shreds:: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: O.O
Kenny: That's it! I'm leaving! ::runs out the room screaming like a girl::
All: -_-U
Ray: Uh, babie blu, where did you get the guns?
BB: I found it in a box marked "Dangerous Weapons". Why?
All: -_-UU
Max: Er, what else was in the box?
BB: ::points to a table where there are knives, whips, bombs, guns, lasers, and various tools of torture::
All: O.O ::thinking:: Shit!
Vanishingact: Ooooh! Is it okay if I keep one?
PK01: Me too! Me too!
BB: Go ahead. ::throws a knife at another dummy that looks EXTREMELY like Emily::
VA & PK01: Yay! ^_^
Tyson: -_-U Trust the insane and mentally disturbed to be happy about a table full of weapons.
BB & VA & PK01: ::death glares at Tyson:: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tyson: O.O
Max: -_-U Tyson, I suggest you run like your life depends on it.
Ray: His life does depend on it.
Max: True.
BB & VA & PK01: ::chases Tyson with machine guns:: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs away:: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kai: Because you're the most annoying one of us all.
Ray: And the ugliest.
Max: And the fattest.
Chibi Kai: And the SHTOOPIDEST!!!!!!!!! ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade.
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Chibi Kai was happily sitting on a bench outside an ice cream store, eating a scoop of chocolate ice cream on a cone. Ray was sitting to his right with a tired expression on his face while Max and Kenny were to chibi Kai's left, half-alseep. Tyson was sitting on another bench eating two giant ice cream cones mountained with different ice cream flavors. 'Man it took a long time to get Kai some ice cream,' thought Ray tiredly.
Flashback~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I want one scoop of vanilla," chibi Kai announced.
Ray shrugged. "Fine." He turned to the guy at the counter. "One vanilla please."
"No, wait!" Kai shouted. "Make that two scoops of vanilla!"
"Er, two scoops instead of one please," Ray spoke.
"Wait a minute!" chibi Kai stared through the glass at the containers of ice cream. "Cotton Candy!"
"Er, could you change that to Cotton Candy?" Ray asked.
The guy shook his head. "Sorry kid, can't change it. You're going to have to buy both."
Ray stared at him incredulously. "What?!"
The guy shrugged. "It's the rules."
Ray sighed. "Fine."
"Oooh! Oooh!" Tyson yelled. "I want the ice cream Kai doesn't want!!!"
Ray sweatdropped. "Errr, fine Tyson."
"Here you go," the guy at the counter handed Ray a double-scoop of vanilla ice cream in a cone and a cone with two scoops of cotton candy ice cream.
"Here Kai," Ray handed the cotton candy to Kai.
Kai didn't take it. "I want mint chocolate now," he spoke stubbornly.
"But-"
"Now!" chibi Kai yelled.
Suddenly the guy at the counter turned to leave through the back door. "Hey! Where are you going?!" Max yelled.
"Shifts over," the guy replied.
"But we've got to get him ice cream!" Kenny exclaimed pointing at chibi Kai.
"Scoop the ice cream yourselves and leave the money on the counter," the guy replied as he left. "And don't think about not paying, there's a camera hidden in the ceiling."
The Bladebreakers stared at the closed door in disbelieve. "This ice cream store should get better employees," Kenny mumbled.
"I want my ice cream now!!!!!!!!!" chibi Kai yelled at the top of his lungs, attracting stares. "And now I want strawberry!!!!!!!" (BB: I'm sure you now know how everyone ended up tired and Tyson ended up with a mountain of ice cream. -_-U)
End of Flashback~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A group of four college-aged guys came out of nowhere and walked straight up to little chibi Kai who was happily eating his ice cream without complaint, for once. "Hey, little brat," sneered a gangster dude who was a brunette and had earrings on his right ear, he seemed to be the leader of the group. "Nice ice cream you've got there." He snatched it from chibi Kai. "It's mine now," he smirked. Immediately, all the Bladebreakers were fully awake. Tyson even stopped eating his ice cream for a second!!!!!! (BB: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tyson: Shut up.) Chibi Kai sat there staring at his now empty hands and his eyes slowly filled with tears. (BB & PK01: ::keeps Vanishingact from killing the brunette:: Vanishingact: LET ME AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY MAKES MY CHIBI KAI CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Suddenly the tears were gone and Kai glared angrily at the brunette. He got up from the bench and kicked the brunette where-the-sun-didn't-shine. Hard. The brunette's eyes widened and he kneeled over in pain. Chibi Kai took that moment to grab the ice cream cone from the brunette's hand, dropped it in the guy's pants, and kicked him where the ice cream was. The brunette suddenly jumped up from shock of the coldness and discovered a wet, chocolate stain on the seat of his pants. When he turned his head though, chibi Kai jumped on his back and started pulling the corners of his mouth back. (BB: You know, if a person did that with a lot of power, they could actually rip the person's mouth? All: O.O BB: What?! It's true!!!) The gang leader started yelling in pain and tried to get chibi Kai off him. "Get this stupid brat off me!!!!!" he yelled at the other guys staring at him dumbfounded. Then one of them ran forward to grab Kai. Kai raised his leg and kicked him in the face, causing him to be occupied with a broken nose with blood coming from both nostrils. The next one, Kai kicked in the side of the head, making the left side of his head start to bleed. The rest of the guys stopped hesitantly. "Don't just stand there!!!!!!!!" shouted the gangster. Suddenly the guys turned around and ran away. "COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the brunette snarled. Kai pulled his mouth farther, causing him to yelp in pain.
"Shouldn't we stop him?" Kenny asked hesitantly.
"And face the wrath of Kai?" Ray shuddered. "I'd rather not."
"This show is cool!" Tyson cheered.
The rest of the Bladebreakers sweatdropped. "Tyson, this isn't a show, it's real," Max spoke up.
"That's the good part!"
Ray, Kenny, and Max sweatdropped again.
Suddenly a woman police officer was walked near them. Chibi Kai quickly jumped off the gangster's back, rubbed some dirt on his face, and sat on the ground bawling of lungs off. Hearing the crying, the policewoman walked over. "What's the problem here?" she asked warily.
Kai pointed at the brunette as he continued crying. "He was *sniff* picking on me!"
The gang leader stared at chibi Kai in disbelief. "What?!?! I did not!!!!!!"
"YOU STOLE MY ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chibi Kai cried in a way that would make you go 'awwwwwwww' and want to beat the crap out of the person who made him cry.
The policewoman turned to glare at the brunette. "Is this true?"
"He was-! I-!" sputtered the college teen. He spotted the Bladebreakers. "You were witnesses!! Tell her!!!!!"
Chibi Kai threw them a warning glare as he continued 'crying'. The Bladebreakers looked at each other nervously. Should they tell the truth and get beaten up like the brunette by Kai or lie and live?
"Yeah, he stole his ice cream!" Kenny spoke in a rush.
"Uh huh, and beated him up too!" Max joined.
"Uh, I remember him kicking the kid on the head!" Ray said.
"What are you guys talking about? He-" Ray elbowed him in the stomach, stopping him before he could finish talking.
The policewoman turned to glare at the gangster. "But- but- but-!" He sputtered.
"Yeah that's right, your BUTT is getting a one-way ticket to the police station mister!!!" sneered the policeman as she dragged the sputtering brunette away. When they were out of earshot, chibi Kai stopped crying, got up, and dusted himself as if nothing happened.
"Kai sure is a good actor," Max spoke up.
"Uh huh," Kenny agreed.
Tyson groaned, still in pain from being elbowed by Ray. (BB & VA & PK01: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Chibi Kai turned to glare at the Bladebreakers. "I want another ice cream!" he declared.
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BB: Well, hope you all enjoyed it! =P
Max: ::suddenly shows up and starts running around in circles:: LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::flaps his arms:: MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
BB: o.O TYSON!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU FEED MAX SUGAR AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tyson: Uhhhhhhhh, it was an accident?
BB: -_-U
VA & PK01: ::suddenly shows up with nets::
VA: Do you see him?
PK01: There he is! ::points at Max::
Max: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PURPLE ELEPHANTS EXIST ON PLUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: They DO?!?!?! O.O
All: ::falls anime style:: -_-UUU
VA: I got him! ::tries to catch Max with the net but misses:: ...or not.
Max: ONCE UPON A TIME-
Ray: Hey! He's telling a story!
Max: THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
All: ...
Kenny: That sounded a lot like the story babie blu told yesterday...
BB: Shut up!!!!
Max: I HAD A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREEN, THREE-HEADED BABOONS WILL TAKE OVER THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: ...
Hiei: ...he's even starting to scare ME now...
Max: THE GRASS IS MADE OF BLUE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PK01: ::shoots him with a tranquillizing gun::
Max: ooooh...soooo sleeeepyyyyyy... ::falls over unconscious::
BB: errrrrrrrrr, okaaaaaaaaaaay, well, don't forget to R&R! ^_^ ::nudges Max with her foot:: Is he still breathing?
Max: zzzzzzzzzzzzz...cheese....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
All: o.O
Princess Krystal01: Homework is always evil.
BB: That's true. -_-U
All: o.O Where did SHE come from?!
BB: Oh yeah! Everyone, this is my friend from my new school, Princess Krystal01.
PK01: Hi! ^_^ ::looks around:: Hey! Where's Hiei?!?! You said he'd be here! T_T
BB: ::sweatdropps:: Errr, he's right over there. ::points to a shadowy corner where you see a certain black-haired fire-demon::
PK01: ::heart-eyed:: HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::glomps him causing him to fall over from her weight::
All: -_-U
BB: ::mumbling while glaring at homework paper as if it should be condemned to Hell:: Who the fuck is Peter Tchaikovsky? How should I know?!?! And want kind of a freaking name is that?!?!?!?!
Tyson: ::comes walking in:: Hey, can you tell me where the food is?
BB: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ::starts straggling Tyson:: WILL YOU BE QUIET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I'M TRYING TO CONSENTRATE ON MY HOMEWORK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: O.O
Kenny: Typical female reaction when stressed out.
BB:SHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::throws a ninja star at Kenny that barely misses his left ear::
Kenny: O.O I'll be a good little boy, just don't hurt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ray: You better do something to get rid of all that anger.
BB: ::sighs:: You're right. ::goes out the door and into another room::
Max: That was easy!
All: ::hears gunshots in the room that BB had went into:: O.O ::quickly runs into that room and sees BB holding two guns and shooting at a dummy that looks EXTREMELY like Tyson full of bullet holes across from the room::
BB: ::shoots the dummy and the dummy is torn to shreds:: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: O.O
Kenny: That's it! I'm leaving! ::runs out the room screaming like a girl::
All: -_-U
Ray: Uh, babie blu, where did you get the guns?
BB: I found it in a box marked "Dangerous Weapons". Why?
All: -_-UU
Max: Er, what else was in the box?
BB: ::points to a table where there are knives, whips, bombs, guns, lasers, and various tools of torture::
All: O.O ::thinking:: Shit!
Vanishingact: Ooooh! Is it okay if I keep one?
PK01: Me too! Me too!
BB: Go ahead. ::throws a knife at another dummy that looks EXTREMELY like Emily::
VA & PK01: Yay! ^_^
Tyson: -_-U Trust the insane and mentally disturbed to be happy about a table full of weapons.
BB & VA & PK01: ::death glares at Tyson:: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tyson: O.O
Max: -_-U Tyson, I suggest you run like your life depends on it.
Ray: His life does depend on it.
Max: True.
BB & VA & PK01: ::chases Tyson with machine guns:: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs away:: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kai: Because you're the most annoying one of us all.
Ray: And the ugliest.
Max: And the fattest.
Chibi Kai: And the SHTOOPIDEST!!!!!!!!! ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade.
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Chibi Kai was happily sitting on a bench outside an ice cream store, eating a scoop of chocolate ice cream on a cone. Ray was sitting to his right with a tired expression on his face while Max and Kenny were to chibi Kai's left, half-alseep. Tyson was sitting on another bench eating two giant ice cream cones mountained with different ice cream flavors. 'Man it took a long time to get Kai some ice cream,' thought Ray tiredly.
Flashback~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I want one scoop of vanilla," chibi Kai announced.
Ray shrugged. "Fine." He turned to the guy at the counter. "One vanilla please."
"No, wait!" Kai shouted. "Make that two scoops of vanilla!"
"Er, two scoops instead of one please," Ray spoke.
"Wait a minute!" chibi Kai stared through the glass at the containers of ice cream. "Cotton Candy!"
"Er, could you change that to Cotton Candy?" Ray asked.
The guy shook his head. "Sorry kid, can't change it. You're going to have to buy both."
Ray stared at him incredulously. "What?!"
The guy shrugged. "It's the rules."
Ray sighed. "Fine."
"Oooh! Oooh!" Tyson yelled. "I want the ice cream Kai doesn't want!!!"
Ray sweatdropped. "Errr, fine Tyson."
"Here you go," the guy at the counter handed Ray a double-scoop of vanilla ice cream in a cone and a cone with two scoops of cotton candy ice cream.
"Here Kai," Ray handed the cotton candy to Kai.
Kai didn't take it. "I want mint chocolate now," he spoke stubbornly.
"But-"
"Now!" chibi Kai yelled.
Suddenly the guy at the counter turned to leave through the back door. "Hey! Where are you going?!" Max yelled.
"Shifts over," the guy replied.
"But we've got to get him ice cream!" Kenny exclaimed pointing at chibi Kai.
"Scoop the ice cream yourselves and leave the money on the counter," the guy replied as he left. "And don't think about not paying, there's a camera hidden in the ceiling."
The Bladebreakers stared at the closed door in disbelieve. "This ice cream store should get better employees," Kenny mumbled.
"I want my ice cream now!!!!!!!!!" chibi Kai yelled at the top of his lungs, attracting stares. "And now I want strawberry!!!!!!!" (BB: I'm sure you now know how everyone ended up tired and Tyson ended up with a mountain of ice cream. -_-U)
End of Flashback~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A group of four college-aged guys came out of nowhere and walked straight up to little chibi Kai who was happily eating his ice cream without complaint, for once. "Hey, little brat," sneered a gangster dude who was a brunette and had earrings on his right ear, he seemed to be the leader of the group. "Nice ice cream you've got there." He snatched it from chibi Kai. "It's mine now," he smirked. Immediately, all the Bladebreakers were fully awake. Tyson even stopped eating his ice cream for a second!!!!!! (BB: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tyson: Shut up.) Chibi Kai sat there staring at his now empty hands and his eyes slowly filled with tears. (BB & PK01: ::keeps Vanishingact from killing the brunette:: Vanishingact: LET ME AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY MAKES MY CHIBI KAI CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Suddenly the tears were gone and Kai glared angrily at the brunette. He got up from the bench and kicked the brunette where-the-sun-didn't-shine. Hard. The brunette's eyes widened and he kneeled over in pain. Chibi Kai took that moment to grab the ice cream cone from the brunette's hand, dropped it in the guy's pants, and kicked him where the ice cream was. The brunette suddenly jumped up from shock of the coldness and discovered a wet, chocolate stain on the seat of his pants. When he turned his head though, chibi Kai jumped on his back and started pulling the corners of his mouth back. (BB: You know, if a person did that with a lot of power, they could actually rip the person's mouth? All: O.O BB: What?! It's true!!!) The gang leader started yelling in pain and tried to get chibi Kai off him. "Get this stupid brat off me!!!!!" he yelled at the other guys staring at him dumbfounded. Then one of them ran forward to grab Kai. Kai raised his leg and kicked him in the face, causing him to be occupied with a broken nose with blood coming from both nostrils. The next one, Kai kicked in the side of the head, making the left side of his head start to bleed. The rest of the guys stopped hesitantly. "Don't just stand there!!!!!!!!" shouted the gangster. Suddenly the guys turned around and ran away. "COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the brunette snarled. Kai pulled his mouth farther, causing him to yelp in pain.
"Shouldn't we stop him?" Kenny asked hesitantly.
"And face the wrath of Kai?" Ray shuddered. "I'd rather not."
"This show is cool!" Tyson cheered.
The rest of the Bladebreakers sweatdropped. "Tyson, this isn't a show, it's real," Max spoke up.
"That's the good part!"
Ray, Kenny, and Max sweatdropped again.
Suddenly a woman police officer was walked near them. Chibi Kai quickly jumped off the gangster's back, rubbed some dirt on his face, and sat on the ground bawling of lungs off. Hearing the crying, the policewoman walked over. "What's the problem here?" she asked warily.
Kai pointed at the brunette as he continued crying. "He was *sniff* picking on me!"
The gang leader stared at chibi Kai in disbelief. "What?!?! I did not!!!!!!"
"YOU STOLE MY ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chibi Kai cried in a way that would make you go 'awwwwwwww' and want to beat the crap out of the person who made him cry.
The policewoman turned to glare at the brunette. "Is this true?"
"He was-! I-!" sputtered the college teen. He spotted the Bladebreakers. "You were witnesses!! Tell her!!!!!"
Chibi Kai threw them a warning glare as he continued 'crying'. The Bladebreakers looked at each other nervously. Should they tell the truth and get beaten up like the brunette by Kai or lie and live?
"Yeah, he stole his ice cream!" Kenny spoke in a rush.
"Uh huh, and beated him up too!" Max joined.
"Uh, I remember him kicking the kid on the head!" Ray said.
"What are you guys talking about? He-" Ray elbowed him in the stomach, stopping him before he could finish talking.
The policewoman turned to glare at the gangster. "But- but- but-!" He sputtered.
"Yeah that's right, your BUTT is getting a one-way ticket to the police station mister!!!" sneered the policeman as she dragged the sputtering brunette away. When they were out of earshot, chibi Kai stopped crying, got up, and dusted himself as if nothing happened.
"Kai sure is a good actor," Max spoke up.
"Uh huh," Kenny agreed.
Tyson groaned, still in pain from being elbowed by Ray. (BB & VA & PK01: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Chibi Kai turned to glare at the Bladebreakers. "I want another ice cream!" he declared.
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BB: Well, hope you all enjoyed it! =P
Max: ::suddenly shows up and starts running around in circles:: LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::flaps his arms:: MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
BB: o.O TYSON!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU FEED MAX SUGAR AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tyson: Uhhhhhhhh, it was an accident?
BB: -_-U
VA & PK01: ::suddenly shows up with nets::
VA: Do you see him?
PK01: There he is! ::points at Max::
Max: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PURPLE ELEPHANTS EXIST ON PLUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyson: They DO?!?!?! O.O
All: ::falls anime style:: -_-UUU
VA: I got him! ::tries to catch Max with the net but misses:: ...or not.
Max: ONCE UPON A TIME-
Ray: Hey! He's telling a story!
Max: THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
All: ...
Kenny: That sounded a lot like the story babie blu told yesterday...
BB: Shut up!!!!
Max: I HAD A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREEN, THREE-HEADED BABOONS WILL TAKE OVER THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: ...
Hiei: ...he's even starting to scare ME now...
Max: THE GRASS IS MADE OF BLUE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PK01: ::shoots him with a tranquillizing gun::
Max: ooooh...soooo sleeeepyyyyyy... ::falls over unconscious::
BB: errrrrrrrrr, okaaaaaaaaaaay, well, don't forget to R&R! ^_^ ::nudges Max with her foot:: Is he still breathing?
Max: zzzzzzzzzzzzz...cheese....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
All: o.O