BB: Yes!!! I updated!!!!!! ^__^
VA: Who said you updated? -_O
BB: Ummm.........me? o.O
VA: Who said you said you updated? -_O
All: o.O
PK01: .........vanishingact?
VA: Who said I was vanishingact? -_O
PK01: Errrr.........your birth certificate?
VA: Who said I had a birth certificate? -_O
PK01: Uhhh.........your mother?
VA: Who said I had a mother? -_O
PK01:Ummm.........your father? o.O
VA: Who said I had a father? -_O
PK01: Errrrrm.........me?
VA: Who said you were you? -_O
All: -_-UUU
BB: ::is banging her head against the wall::
PK01: Ehhhh.........my birth certificate?
VA: Who said your birth certificate was yours? -_O
PK01: o.O .........okay.........are you feeling alright?
VA: Who said I was feeling alright? -_O
PK01: .........oh.........kay......... o.O
BB: ::still banging head against wall::
Ray: Errr.........babie blu?
BB: Hai? ::still banging head::
Ray: Uhhh.........the fic.........
BB: The fic? .........
::crickets chirping::
BB: OH!!!! The fic!!!! ^-^
All: -_-UUUUU
Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade.........yeah.........uh huh.........duh.........why are you still reading this? .........read the fic already!!!
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The Bladebreakers watched carefully as chibi Kai stared at the stores of the plaza with interst.........err.........all the Bladebreakers who were able to see that is.........
"Guys! Hey, guys!! Guys?!! Where are you?!?!?!!" Tyson ran around frantically as he searched for his 'missing' teammates who were standing right next to him but were too lazy to say anything. [BB: Laziness, a side affect of hunger. So grab a Sneekers bar! ^_^d All: o.OU] "Guys?!! Hey, Guys!!!! Gu-" Tyson's big mouth was silenced when he ran into a nearby telephone pole. "Ooooooh, my head........."
"I want to go in there," Kai suddenly said, pointing to a music store.
"Kai," Ray spoke up, "you can't-"
Kai silenced him in mid-sentence with a glare. "I want to go there NOW!!!"
"Err, okay! I have to buy food though, so........." Ray looked around, "Max, you go with him."
"Huh?!" Max said in surprise, "Oh! Uh, it's okay! I have to.........ummm.........buy some new beyblade parts!! Yeah!!!! Kenny, you watch him!!"
"What?!?!" Kenny yelped, "Umm, I mean.........I would, but I have to buy.........a new software for Dizzi!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What are you talking about, Chief?" Dizzi asked, "The one I have is good enou-"
Kenny quickly closed his laptop. "Umm, like I said I need a new software.........Tyson could watch him!!"
"Huh?" Tyson said looking around, "me watch who?"
"Tyson's good with kids," Ray spoke up, "So he'll watch Kai!! Let's all met back here in twenty minutes!!!!!"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!" Tyson screamed, "Are you insane?!?!?!?!?!" Unfortunately for him, everyone else had already left to avoid having to baby-sit Kai any further. "Huh? Guys you can't leave me like this!!!! Guys?!?!?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, shut up," Kai grumbled as he dragged Tyson to the music store. 'Great,' he thought, 'now I'm stuck with the blind, brainless moron. But then again.........' He smiled darkly. 'This could be fun.........'
"Welcome to Nezzildy's Wonderful Magical Classical Musical Music Store!!" chirped a young girl with bright purple hair, pink eyes, and a nametag that said 'Pudy', "How may I help you???"
Chibi Kai winched. This girl's happy voice made his ears hurt.
"Awwww!!! Why, you are just the most adorable, little boy!!!!!!!!" squealed 'Pudy'.
Normally, Kai would glare at anyone who called him "adorable" or "little" but hearing 'Pudy' say it just plain scared him. Just then, an elderly old woman called 'Pudy' over the question her about the cost of the grand pianos and she left making chibi Kai sigh with relief. Looking around, he saw that Tyson had wandered nearby where the organs were. 'Hmmm,' Kai wondered, 'should I? Should I not? Should I? Should I not? .........I should!!!!' With that, Kai walked up the organ that Tyson was closest to and sat on the bench. Cracking his knuckles, he slammed his hands down on the keys, making a monstrous sound that shook the whole store.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson screamed, "SAVE ME MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" For a second, Tyson seemed to have forgotten that he was blind and ran away from the noise and straight into the case full of instruments. Immediately the flew open and Tyson was hit by falling violins, flutes, violas, trumpets, French horns, piccolos, and other various instruments.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pudy screamed, "MUST SAVE THE CLARANETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Confused by the noise and pain, Tyson did they first thing that he could think of. He ran around in circles screaming like a banshee giving a nearby old man a heart attack.
Chibi Kai watched all this from his seat at the organ. Who knew that playing music could be so amusing?
Tyson suddenly tripped over the now twitching old man and fell flat on his face. Hmmm.........the old man must be having a seizure.........anyhow, Tyson fell flat on his face.........into a metal pole.
Chibi Kai was laughing his head off with tears streaking down his face. When he finally gained control over his laughter, he realized that Tyson wasn't moving. "Tyson?" he got up and poked the baka. ".........Tyson.........???"
Suddenly Tyson stood up wit his fist raised angrily. "EAT WAFFLE, CANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BACK TO YOUR FILTHY COUNTRY ABOVE THE UNITED STATES AND GO DROWN YOURSELVES IN THE NIAGARA FALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chibi Kai stared bewildered. "DOWN WITH THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson then started running around making ape sounds and ape faces, terrorizing the elderly.
Kai simply stood there staring. Tyson knew where Canada was?!!! He knew that the Niagara Falls were in Canada?!!!?!! He knew that was a place called Canada?!!!?!!! He knew that England had a queen?!!!!?!?!?!?!! He could actually make himself uglier that usual?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!! [All: O.O] Chibi Kai looked outside and saw that the rest of the Bladebreakers where waiting outside. Picking up a violin and stealing a lighter from the pocket of the now dead old man, Kai walked up to Tyson and slammed the violin on his head.
Tyson wobbled. "Tuesday.........summer.........festival.........bring baloney........." He fell to the ground unconscious. Kai dragged him out of the store by his left leg. Once they were out the door, chibi Kai flicked the lighter and light the store on fire and then went back to their waiting teammates.
"What took you so long?" Ray asked.
"I SWEAR MOTHER, IT WASN'T ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson suddenly shouted when he gained consciousness. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Tyson? You feeling okay?" asked Max worriedly.
"Why would you want tot know?" Tyson asked suspiciously staring past Max and at the tree beside him. His eyes widened. "Are you stalking me?! Are you my stalker?!!"
Max had a look of confusion on his face. "Wha?"
"STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" Tyson ran away screaming, though he didn't get far as he knocked himself out by slamming head first into a nearby parked truck. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Uhhh.........let's.........get something to eat," Kenny suggested.
"Good idea," Ray mumbled as he followed Kenny.
"I'm with you guy," Max agreed as he dragged Tyson behind him.
"ME HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai yelled as trailed behind them. Meanwhile, Nezzildy's Wonderful Magical Classical Musical Music Store, which was still burning, fall to ashes and Pudy died while trying to save all the clarinets.
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BB: Well, there you go!! Next chapter, the Bladebreakers go to eat lunch!!! Of course, chibi Kai would bring chaos as usual. =^-^=
Tyson: I'M STILL BLIND?!?!?!!!!!!!!?????!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!
BB: Uh, yeah! Didn't you read? Your blind for three days!! =^-^=
VA & PK01: ^__________________________________________________________________________^ HAPPY HAPPY!!!
PK01: ::is glomping a purple Kurama.........who is not breathing or showing any sign of life::
VA: ::is glomping Kai, Seto, Tala, Dark, and chibi Kai::
BB: How can you glomp all of them?
VA: Who said I was glomping all the them? -_O
All: -_-UUUU Not again.
BB: Well, don't forget to R&R!! ^-^U
VA: Who said that they would forget to R&R? -_O
BB: Ok, now that was just plain weird.
VA: Who said what I said was just plain weird? -_O
All: -_-UUUUUUUUU
VA: Who said you updated? -_O
BB: Ummm.........me? o.O
VA: Who said you said you updated? -_O
All: o.O
PK01: .........vanishingact?
VA: Who said I was vanishingact? -_O
PK01: Errrr.........your birth certificate?
VA: Who said I had a birth certificate? -_O
PK01: Uhhh.........your mother?
VA: Who said I had a mother? -_O
PK01:Ummm.........your father? o.O
VA: Who said I had a father? -_O
PK01: Errrrrm.........me?
VA: Who said you were you? -_O
All: -_-UUU
BB: ::is banging her head against the wall::
PK01: Ehhhh.........my birth certificate?
VA: Who said your birth certificate was yours? -_O
PK01: o.O .........okay.........are you feeling alright?
VA: Who said I was feeling alright? -_O
PK01: .........oh.........kay......... o.O
BB: ::still banging head against wall::
Ray: Errr.........babie blu?
BB: Hai? ::still banging head::
Ray: Uhhh.........the fic.........
BB: The fic? .........
::crickets chirping::
BB: OH!!!! The fic!!!! ^-^
All: -_-UUUUU
Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade.........yeah.........uh huh.........duh.........why are you still reading this? .........read the fic already!!!
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The Bladebreakers watched carefully as chibi Kai stared at the stores of the plaza with interst.........err.........all the Bladebreakers who were able to see that is.........
"Guys! Hey, guys!! Guys?!! Where are you?!?!?!!" Tyson ran around frantically as he searched for his 'missing' teammates who were standing right next to him but were too lazy to say anything. [BB: Laziness, a side affect of hunger. So grab a Sneekers bar! ^_^d All: o.OU] "Guys?!! Hey, Guys!!!! Gu-" Tyson's big mouth was silenced when he ran into a nearby telephone pole. "Ooooooh, my head........."
"I want to go in there," Kai suddenly said, pointing to a music store.
"Kai," Ray spoke up, "you can't-"
Kai silenced him in mid-sentence with a glare. "I want to go there NOW!!!"
"Err, okay! I have to buy food though, so........." Ray looked around, "Max, you go with him."
"Huh?!" Max said in surprise, "Oh! Uh, it's okay! I have to.........ummm.........buy some new beyblade parts!! Yeah!!!! Kenny, you watch him!!"
"What?!?!" Kenny yelped, "Umm, I mean.........I would, but I have to buy.........a new software for Dizzi!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What are you talking about, Chief?" Dizzi asked, "The one I have is good enou-"
Kenny quickly closed his laptop. "Umm, like I said I need a new software.........Tyson could watch him!!"
"Huh?" Tyson said looking around, "me watch who?"
"Tyson's good with kids," Ray spoke up, "So he'll watch Kai!! Let's all met back here in twenty minutes!!!!!"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!" Tyson screamed, "Are you insane?!?!?!?!?!" Unfortunately for him, everyone else had already left to avoid having to baby-sit Kai any further. "Huh? Guys you can't leave me like this!!!! Guys?!?!?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, shut up," Kai grumbled as he dragged Tyson to the music store. 'Great,' he thought, 'now I'm stuck with the blind, brainless moron. But then again.........' He smiled darkly. 'This could be fun.........'
"Welcome to Nezzildy's Wonderful Magical Classical Musical Music Store!!" chirped a young girl with bright purple hair, pink eyes, and a nametag that said 'Pudy', "How may I help you???"
Chibi Kai winched. This girl's happy voice made his ears hurt.
"Awwww!!! Why, you are just the most adorable, little boy!!!!!!!!" squealed 'Pudy'.
Normally, Kai would glare at anyone who called him "adorable" or "little" but hearing 'Pudy' say it just plain scared him. Just then, an elderly old woman called 'Pudy' over the question her about the cost of the grand pianos and she left making chibi Kai sigh with relief. Looking around, he saw that Tyson had wandered nearby where the organs were. 'Hmmm,' Kai wondered, 'should I? Should I not? Should I? Should I not? .........I should!!!!' With that, Kai walked up the organ that Tyson was closest to and sat on the bench. Cracking his knuckles, he slammed his hands down on the keys, making a monstrous sound that shook the whole store.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson screamed, "SAVE ME MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" For a second, Tyson seemed to have forgotten that he was blind and ran away from the noise and straight into the case full of instruments. Immediately the flew open and Tyson was hit by falling violins, flutes, violas, trumpets, French horns, piccolos, and other various instruments.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pudy screamed, "MUST SAVE THE CLARANETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Confused by the noise and pain, Tyson did they first thing that he could think of. He ran around in circles screaming like a banshee giving a nearby old man a heart attack.
Chibi Kai watched all this from his seat at the organ. Who knew that playing music could be so amusing?
Tyson suddenly tripped over the now twitching old man and fell flat on his face. Hmmm.........the old man must be having a seizure.........anyhow, Tyson fell flat on his face.........into a metal pole.
Chibi Kai was laughing his head off with tears streaking down his face. When he finally gained control over his laughter, he realized that Tyson wasn't moving. "Tyson?" he got up and poked the baka. ".........Tyson.........???"
Suddenly Tyson stood up wit his fist raised angrily. "EAT WAFFLE, CANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BACK TO YOUR FILTHY COUNTRY ABOVE THE UNITED STATES AND GO DROWN YOURSELVES IN THE NIAGARA FALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chibi Kai stared bewildered. "DOWN WITH THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson then started running around making ape sounds and ape faces, terrorizing the elderly.
Kai simply stood there staring. Tyson knew where Canada was?!!! He knew that the Niagara Falls were in Canada?!!!?!! He knew that was a place called Canada?!!!?!!! He knew that England had a queen?!!!!?!?!?!?!! He could actually make himself uglier that usual?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!! [All: O.O] Chibi Kai looked outside and saw that the rest of the Bladebreakers where waiting outside. Picking up a violin and stealing a lighter from the pocket of the now dead old man, Kai walked up to Tyson and slammed the violin on his head.
Tyson wobbled. "Tuesday.........summer.........festival.........bring baloney........." He fell to the ground unconscious. Kai dragged him out of the store by his left leg. Once they were out the door, chibi Kai flicked the lighter and light the store on fire and then went back to their waiting teammates.
"What took you so long?" Ray asked.
"I SWEAR MOTHER, IT WASN'T ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson suddenly shouted when he gained consciousness. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Tyson? You feeling okay?" asked Max worriedly.
"Why would you want tot know?" Tyson asked suspiciously staring past Max and at the tree beside him. His eyes widened. "Are you stalking me?! Are you my stalker?!!"
Max had a look of confusion on his face. "Wha?"
"STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" Tyson ran away screaming, though he didn't get far as he knocked himself out by slamming head first into a nearby parked truck. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Uhhh.........let's.........get something to eat," Kenny suggested.
"Good idea," Ray mumbled as he followed Kenny.
"I'm with you guy," Max agreed as he dragged Tyson behind him.
"ME HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai yelled as trailed behind them. Meanwhile, Nezzildy's Wonderful Magical Classical Musical Music Store, which was still burning, fall to ashes and Pudy died while trying to save all the clarinets.
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BB: Well, there you go!! Next chapter, the Bladebreakers go to eat lunch!!! Of course, chibi Kai would bring chaos as usual. =^-^=
Tyson: I'M STILL BLIND?!?!?!!!!!!!!?????!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!
BB: Uh, yeah! Didn't you read? Your blind for three days!! =^-^=
VA & PK01: ^__________________________________________________________________________^ HAPPY HAPPY!!!
PK01: ::is glomping a purple Kurama.........who is not breathing or showing any sign of life::
VA: ::is glomping Kai, Seto, Tala, Dark, and chibi Kai::
BB: How can you glomp all of them?
VA: Who said I was glomping all the them? -_O
All: -_-UUUU Not again.
BB: Well, don't forget to R&R!! ^-^U
VA: Who said that they would forget to R&R? -_O
BB: Ok, now that was just plain weird.
VA: Who said what I said was just plain weird? -_O
All: -_-UUUUUUUUU