BB: Hi again!! Thanks for the reviews! So may of you really seem to like chibi Kai!! =^-^= Right vanishingact? ...vanishingact?

VA: ::is loading a machine gun and aims at the reviewers::

BB: O.O Gah! vanishingact, NO!!!!!!!! ::takes away the machine gun::

VA: MY CHIBI KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

PK01: Who said he was yours? -_O

BB: Not you too. -_-

VA: MY CHIBI KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MINE AND MINE ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! ::hugs chibi Kai possessively:: MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -_O

BB: ::hitting head against the wall...again::

Max: I bet she'll stop at about twenty.

Ray: I bet it'll be over one hundred.

Tyson: TEN!

Kai: Hn.

Chibi Kai: Losers fork ova one hundred dollars each!!

PK01: ::is on a glomping rampage:: I love you! ::glomps chair:: I love you! ::glomps TV:: I love you! ::glomps chibi Kai::

VA: ::death glare:: ::loads a bazooka::

PK01: Ehehehe, well not that much. ^-^U I love you! ::glomps a cactus and miraculously doesn't get hurt:: I love you! ::glomps a pole:: I love you! ::glomps a tree:: ... ::stares at tree:: HIEI!! When did you get so tall?! And when did you dye your hair green?!!

All: -_-U

BB: ::still hitting her head against the wall::

Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade

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The Bladebreakers were on their new search for a decent restaurant. Which pretty much mingled with their current goal to cover their ears to ignore Tyson's "I so hungry I could eat a –" rant. Already Kai had kicked him in the stomach four times, but the stupid, thick-headed pig wouldn't stop talking!!

"I'm so hungry I could eat a dog! No, I could eat a horse!! Wait, a cow!!!!"

Ray rubbed his forehead to lessen his headache. He felt a tug at his arm and looked down to see a confused chibi. "What is it, Kai?"

"What is Fuckers?" Kai asked confused.

Everyone stopped talking to stare at Kai. Well...almost everybody... Tyson stared at the hobo who was sitting on a bench nearby them.

Ray blinked. Once. Twice. "Excuse me?"

"Fuckers," Kai repeated. He pointed. "Over there."

Ray looked to see that Kai was pointed at a Fudruckers restaurant. Only thing was, the lights for the letters "DRU" in the name were out.

"They should really get that fixed," Kenny spoke.

Tyson was confused. "What fixed?" His face became filled with terror. "Are you going to get me fixed?!!"

"Uhhhh, Tyso-" Max started. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...what is fixed anyway?"

Everyone sweatdropped. "You don't know and you're yelling?" Ray asked incredeously.

"Well, all I know is that it's something vets do to animals."

"The vets make the animals sterile, Tyson," Kenny explained.

"Oh...," Tyson remained silent, "...what's sterile?"

Everyone fell anime style.

The hobo on the bench suddenly stood up. "IT MEANS YOU CAN'T HAVE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson yelled.

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!" laughed the hobo insanely.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!"

The rest of the Bladebreakers just stood there, at loss of words and actions.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA- *gasp* -HA- *choke* -ha...," the old hobo fell to the ground dead.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson continued yelling. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" He was silenced as he was knocked out by Max and quickly dragged away by the rest of the beybladers as they quickly ran away from the dead hobo.

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"Now what do we do?" Ray sighed.

"Let's go to McDonald's!!" Max cheered. He was extremely happy. Weird, considering the fact that he had been the one voted to carry the unconscious, blind Tyson. "They have everything in McDonald's!!!!! They used to have those small little Barbies to play with..."

Kenny, Ray, and Kai slowly backed away from the starry-eyed Max.

"Well?!! Let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" With that, Max grabbed Kenny, Ray, and chibi Kai and ran to the nearest McDonald's. [BB: o.O How can he even carry TYSON?!?!?!! PK01: Must of worked out. VA: MY CHIBI KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All: -_- UUU]

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"Welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order?" asked the smiling cashier glumly.

Ray frowned. "You sound awfully sad for someone who's smiling."

The cashier turned to look at him. "Trust me kid," she mumbled, "it's hurts to get mouth surgery."

Kenny raised an eyebrow at her. "You fixed your mouth?"

"I DON'T WANNA BE FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson shouted. He was knocked out unconscious again when chibi Kai hit him on the head with a chair.

"You know the rule," the woman said grumpily, "Every customer would be served with a smile. Sooo, what's your order going to be?"

"Uhhhhhh..." Ray stared at the dollar menu.

"Ooh!! Ooh!!" Max squealed, "Look!! It's Donald!!!!" And sure enough, when everyone else turned around, there was the red-haired clown giving balloon to little kids. [PK01: HE DISGRACES ALL REDHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BB: -_-UUU]

"'Would you like a balloon little girl?' 'Always wear a smile!' 'Friends are special!! Don't forget that!!!'" the cashier with the fixed mouth said mockingly. "All he does is say those things and he gets paid more than me." Her eyes narrowed. "Bastard."

Kai buried his face in Ray's arm. "I don't like him," he mumbled.

"Clowns aren't THAT bad, Kai," Ray spoke. He sweatdropped as he watched Max ask Donald for a balloon and stare at him all starry-eyed as the clown told him the importance of friendship. "Okay...forget what I said. Kai! Why don't you go play in the jungle gym?

"I don't want to," Kai argued.

"You can burn the clown if you do," Ray whispered.

Still grumbling, Kai slowly made his way to the small playground. Suddenly, Kai came face to face with Donald the clown. "Hello little boy!" Donald said with a smile, "Smile!! Come on!!! Put a smile on!!!!!"

Kai's eyes widened. "Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Die evil man!!!!! Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" With that, he kicked Donald between the legs.

The clown immediately let go of the balloons and fell to the floor in pain. "Ow...pain...," he gasped.

Ray hurriedly took Kai's arm and dragged him out. "Uh, we should be leaving," he said hurriedly. He quickly grabbed Kenny and the unconscious Tyson and ran out the door.

"Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Max shouted as he followed holding all the balloons that Donald had let go of.

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BB: ::finally stops hitting her head::

Max: What number was that?

Chibi Kai: One hundred and twenty.

Ray: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WIN THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

PK01: ::suddenly looks alert:: Money?! Where?!! MONEY!!!!! O_O

All: o.O

PK01: My money... ::rubs hands greedily with a crazed glint in her eye:: Money...dinero...don...yen...won... -_O

All: o.O ...

BB: She likes money. -_-U

PK01: MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::starts rocking back and forth while foaming at the mouth:: moneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneym oneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymo neymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymon eymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymone ymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoney moneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneym oneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymo neymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoney...

All: ... ::backs away from her::

BB: ::splashes PK01 with a bucket full of water::

PK01: ::blink:: ...

VA: I think she's back to normal now.

PK01: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: ::falls anime style::

BB: ::hoses her with water:: Well, don't forget to review!! ^-^

PK01: ::watery voice is heard:: mooooooooooooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy...

VA: We all know, dear. -_-