Disclaimers: the usual, no own nothing', no money made, no suing.
Chapter 2: Second person
That runt of a demon fled to the stinkin' human world! I thought to myself as I followed that wretches' stink through a portal and I found myself in a peaceful little forest. I knew such a low rate demon could not survive in the dangerous demon world! I smirked as this thought filled me with a surprising wave of glee. I turned to follow his stench of weakness through his miserably weak world. Yes, weak just as he is, and just as easily dealt with! I gave a puny log a great kick and watched it fly into the bushes near by.
"Ouch! Who's throwin' stuff?" the bushes said in quite an irritating voice.
"Ha ha ha! Take that Hiei's puny world! And you'll be next Hiei mark my words I will have my revenge!" I proclaimed to the bushes, and quite to my surprise a lumbering deformed human burst from the bushes and assaulted my person with debris.
"Eeack!" What was this thing! A bright blue set of clothes and an orange growth of some kind protruding from his forehead! I have never seen anything so horrendous! And then it spoke.
"It's rude to wake someone from their after lunch nap! In fact, I think I should teach you little child that throwing things is bad manners!" He then started to roll up his sleeves and reach for my person! I of course would not allow such a breach on my person!
"Don't you even think to put a hand on me, you gigantic creature!"
" 'Gigantic creature'?" The big oaf repeated, "Why you little shrimp! How dare you talk to a sup-superior man that way!" He yelled while turning red.
"Superior!? In what way," I asked, furious that he regarded himself superior, "do you believe yourself superior to my glorious person!?"
"I can at least talk right!" He responded, shocking me to the fullest. "And I am older and taller and stronger than you, plus all the girls love me and I bet the only girl you have even seen is your mother!" The audacity! Forget Hiei for now, this fool deserves to die right now!
"How dare you! To speak of my noble mother in such a way! Also, I am at the perfect height for my age! And as for women, I have had my fair share, but you not see another for today you die!"
"Tough words for a shrimp, but I guess I'll have to beat you to your senses!"
"You can try!" I unsheathed my sword, a wickedly curved blade designed for slitting throats. At the sight of it the coward blanched. "At least face your death with honor!" I smirked as the thought of seeing this idiot wet himself in terror played through my mind.
"Death, huh?" Then he smirked.
"You're about to die," I told him, "what makes you smirk?"
"A child playing with swords," I gasped, both at his audacity and at the glowing yellow sword he produced from his hand, "and at child who thinks he can kill a man like me!"
I growled at that insult, a child! I am at least as old as he is! And was about to say, "Die then, you fool!", but only got out, "Di-" When from behind me came another attacker.
"Kuwabara?" The new person said in the most beautiful voice and I whirled around to see…the most beautiful maiden I had ever seen! All thought and speech left me as I looked on at this vision with flowing red hair the color of blood, skin as white as the new fallen snow, and eyes a green that put all of nature to shame. I felt my heart begin to pound and my face heat and decided right then that I would marry this maiden! Human or no! She would be mine!
"Kurama!" The idiot yelled, and for once I was glad.
"…ku..ra..ma.." I whispered and even the sound of it made my heart flutter.
"Why are you picking on children, Kuwabara?" My fiancé asked, annoying me and thrilling me at the same time.
"..not…a….child" I managed to mumble. Why does everyone think I am a child? Oh! I realized I was still wearing my night shirt and pants that I confronted the trickster Hiei in, that must be why! I will go and change and then Kurama will not think me a child! This thought thrilled me to no ends!
"Don't think you have escaped, idiot." I promised that fool would die and he will! But first, "..bye….ku-kur-kurama.." I will return for you and for Hiei, but both for different reasons! I thought as I turned and run as fast as I could back to the portal and home to change.
An: Well, what do you think? If you do not like the love interest between Kurama and Ryutsei then you probably should not read this story for most of the humor and drama will revolve around Ryutsei thinking Kurama is a girl and trying to marry her/him. But I still do not know if I want them to actually get together, and for those wondering, the next chapter with Hiei will explain the last of the background events for this story.
Thanx for reading and pleaz review!