Once upon a time, there was a gorgeous knight. He had shining blonde hair
most often described as golden. He was tall (duh) Broad shouldered (double
duh) and muscular (major duh).
He constantly wore his shining silver armour, and though he would never
admit it, had to use an awful lot of deodorant because armour is pretty
darn sweaty.
His horse, whom he called Magnificent, was pure white with really clean
hooves.
One day, our dear Prince Valiant (that's his name) was checking his e-mail
and, amidst all the e-mails from his fans, only one caught his eye. It
looked like this:

To:
From:
Subject: Help!

Dearest Prince Valiant,

My name is Princess Valerie. I am in urgent need of your assistance. I
have heard tell of your great and wonderful deeds.
My evil step-mother has locked me away in the tallest tower of her
castle. I desperately need to be rescued. Please come!

With all my heart,
Princess Valerie ox ox ox

Prince Valiant leaned back in his leather chair and wiped a hand across
his forehead. The news had him work up quite a sweat in his armour...
there was a damsel - clearly in distress!
"Some directions might have been nice," he muttered. "I shall have to
make a decision."
The decision he would have to make was this: To rescue her, or not to
rescue her?

Meanwhile back at the tallest tower, the princess awaited his reply. She got bored, so she put on her favorite cd, "Underwater Serpents" which crazily enough was one person. That's when her evil stepmother came barging in. Her step-mother was very much like most step-mothers....She was a witch. Not only in the sense that she acted like something that rhymes with witch, but she really WAS a Witch, that didn't look it because of all of the magic surgery she had done.

"Valerie!" She cackled.( But the voice remained because of a botched magic surgery. Hahaha!)

The Princess just gave her a blank stare, and replied with a, "yeah?"

"I'm going out to a ball tonight with your father (who by the way is under the witch's spell, which makes him a real....well, nicely put, a jerk.) and you need to clean the tower, pick up rex's dragon poop, fix the holes in the wall I accidentally put while performing magic, make all the beds, don't forget to make food for your stepsisters also, and because I know you're so lazy and have nothing to do, I want you to write me a seven page essay on how you are so grateful to have a step mom like me. It'll give you some common sense" she laughed the last bit.

Then the Princess's "family" walked in. But she knew her only real family was Rex, and Magenta. (I'll explain Magenta later.)

"Let's go!" Whined Medusa, and Hermaphrodite (said like Her Math Ro Di Te) her stepsisters.

They all left in a huff and gave Princess Valerie the evil eye. Her father really didn't talk to her anymore, and started agreeing with her step mom all the time.

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