As We Were.
Disclamier: I'm wearing a thong too, Rhett, but two thongs don't make a right.
All right, since this is fanfiction, I get to take the liberty to change things. So there for, the ages of some of the cannon characters that I felt the need to add may not be what you expected/cannon to the comics, or the relationships may be different. Like the fact that Lorna and Alex was cannon, until they broke up apparently, I might just change that around. And since I have an artistic liscence, it's completely okay! Now, please enjoy!
"No!" The yell echoed through the Xavier Institute. "There is NO WAY in HELL that I'm going to like, go see a porn movie with you, Rogue!" The mutant known as Shadowcat yelled at Rogue.
"Fer tha las' time, it's not a porn movie!" Rogue replied at equal volume.
"Um... There are... 3 sex scenes! That counts as a porn movie in my book!" Kitty yelled.
"Please?" Rogue begged. "We need a Janet!"
"NO CHANCE IN HELL!" Kitty yelled back at her.
"Please? Please p'tite?" Remy asked, making puppy dog eyes at Kitty.
"Erugh! No way! Call your other porno fans!"
"PLEASE?" Both Rogue and Remy asked, making puppy dog faces.
"NO! Besides, it's like... rated R," Kitty pointed out.
"Ahuh, an' you're 19, Kitty," Rogue said.
"It's a CULT movie!" Kitty whined.
"P'tite..." Remy begged.
"No! Call those other two, drag them into it!"
"Well... Johnny boy is already goin' in drag," Remy said.
"An' Wanda's helpin' with his makeup..."
"ARGH! For the last time, NO!" Kitty slammed the door, leaving Rogue and Remy alone in the hallway. Rogue, now twenty and Remy, twenty six, had been best friends since Remy and Piotr had joined the X-Men three years ago. Remy's connection to the newest Brotherhood Boy and his on again off again girlfriend soon had the four of them inseparable.
"Chances 'o Wolive lettin' us make de p'tite come?" Remy turned to Rogue.
"A million ta' one."
"When's de show?"
"Midnight."
"An' it gets over..."
"Roun' three..."
"Chances o' us sleepin' at de 'oods?"
"100 percent."
"I get de guest room!"
"No fair! You got it last Saturday!" Rogue whined.
"Age b'fore beauty," The two had now reached Remy's room.
"Ah hate you," Rogue said, turning her back on Remy, who was sitting on his bed.
"But hate n' love are jus' two sides o' de same coin'," Remy quoted [1]
"Last tahme Ah take you ta see Jamie's school plays."
"But Remy t'ought dat 'is p'tete frere was good."
"Ah still hate ya, Rembrat Ettine LeBeau," Rogue said, turning around and placing her hands on her hips.
"On full name use again, are we?" Remy asked, taking of his shirt. Well he could! It was his room! Rogue tried her best not to stare.
"Come on now, Roguey, don' tell me dat y' don' t'ink I be hot."
"In yo' ripe ol' age?" Rogue raised an eyebrow. "Ah'd think you'd be riaght up there with James Dean. Ya know... famous ol' dead guys?"
"Dat's it!" Remy said, grabbing Rogue and pinning her on his bed.
"No! Rem! Don' ya dare!" Rogue shrieked.
"T' late!" Remy grinned evilly before tickling Rogue.
"Ah! Aah! Mercy! Uncle!" Remy just kept tickling. "STOP!" Rogue glared.
"Not happenin'," Remy laughed.
"Oh, it's not, is it?" Rogue glared, using the super strength she had imprinted from Carol Danvers a year ago, she flipped it so Remy was under her.
"Y' like it on top den, eh?" Remy cocked an eyebrow. "I'm sure Remy could get used t' it," He grinned.
"Shut up an' die."
"Y' gonna make me?"
"Maybe," Now it was Rogue's turn to grin.
"If y' kissed Remy again, he'd die happy," Remy said, reffering to the kiss Mesmero had Rogue bestow upon Remy to get his powers, notting that Rogue was lowering her head.
She stopped two inches from his face.
"Ah wouldn't want ta do that now, would I?" She laughed evilly. Noticing that Rogue was off guard, Remy flipped her underneath him. He smiled at the shocked look in her eyes.
"Um... Are we interrupting something?" A few giggles came from the door. Remy looked at the door. Green hair, blonde hair, dirty blonde hair, long blonde hair, and red hair. Remy sighed.
"Well, are we?" The green haired one spoke up, Lorna Dane.
"We'll keep quite, if you pay us," The boy with red hair said, Josh "Jay" Guthrie.
"Jay! Move your wings!" His sister, Paige said, pushing Jay's red wings aside so she and the girl with long blonde hair could get a good look.
"Da!" The girl with lone blonde hair said, in a Russian accent. "And Piotr vould be happy to hear vhat you two are up too," Illyanna grinned.
"So, how much are you going to pay us, dude?" Alex asked, looking at the two. "I'm sure Betsy would LOVE to know that you're cheating on her."
"Y' wouldn't dare!" Remy made a move to get up.
"Oh, he would," Lorna cackled, extending her arm and motioning it down a bit so Remy was pushed back down on Rogue thanks to the metal in his jeans.
"Jay! Quick! Get de camera!" Illyanna said, pushing Jay towards the hall. "Lorna and Paige!"
Paige quickly shed a layer of skin on her arm, revealing steel. She then removed a layer of the metal, revealing her skin back to normal. Lorna took the steel, stretched it, then wrapped it around Remy and Rogue, tying them to the bed in not the best position to be caught in by your girlfriend.
"That's it! Ah'm gonna kill you!" Rogue yelled angrily. By now, Jay had arrived back.
"What's all this ruckus about?" Two more, defiantly taller than the others, mutants appeared in the door.
"Thank God! Tessa!" Rogue yelled. "Polaris an' tha rest of 'um got me an Rem trapped! Help!"
Tessa quickly analyzed the situation. "Bishop," She turned to Bishop. "Who do we believe?"
"Let's see... The man who mudered--"
"WE'VE BEEN OVER DIS ALREADY!" Remy roared at Bishop.
"The X-Men and Rogue, or the new recruits who just like to cause hell?"
"Easy choice," Tessa remarked, grinning. "POLARIS! HUSK! ICARUS! MAGIK! HAVOC! What is the meaning of this?" They looked down sheepishly.
"Ve just vanted to haff fun," Illyanna said.
"Yeah," Lorna smirked. "And Emma said it was okay!
"Ah can't believe that ya'll took HER word! She's a qualifahed sex therapist!"
"All the more reason to listen!" Alex said. He and Jay high-fived.
"Can you let us go now?" Remy asked, looking at the people crowded around him.
"Hey, genious," Lorna called. "Why don't you break out yourself!"
"Good point, Rogue," Tessa raised an eyebrow. "Are you wanting to get caught like that?"
"NO! Ah don' wanna ruin' Remy's relationship with Betsy, an' mah mind went blank! Yo's would two if ya'll were trapped like this!"
"She does have a point there," Paige pointed out.
"Ah'm glad SOMEONE sees it mah way," Rogue said, attempting to reach her hands around Remy and grab the metal. Taking it in both hands, she easily broke it apart. "You can git offa meh, Remy," Rogue said, looking up at Remy.
"Remy knows," He said, getting off. "An' Remy also t'inks dat a few Danger Room sessions are in order," This caused quite a few groans. "At 5 AM," More groans. "With Logan," Even more groans.
"But this doesn't mean we won't tell Betsy!" Lorna yelled as Sage and Bishop ushered them out of the room.
"Dey do, and dey's dead midgets walkin'," Remy grinned.
"So, Eddie," Rogue said, looking at Remy. "Ah wonder what's happenin' ta Wanda and John on Saturday night."
1—That quote is from The Clumsy Custard Horror Show.
Disclamier: I'm wearing a thong too, Rhett, but two thongs don't make a right.
All right, since this is fanfiction, I get to take the liberty to change things. So there for, the ages of some of the cannon characters that I felt the need to add may not be what you expected/cannon to the comics, or the relationships may be different. Like the fact that Lorna and Alex was cannon, until they broke up apparently, I might just change that around. And since I have an artistic liscence, it's completely okay! Now, please enjoy!
"No!" The yell echoed through the Xavier Institute. "There is NO WAY in HELL that I'm going to like, go see a porn movie with you, Rogue!" The mutant known as Shadowcat yelled at Rogue.
"Fer tha las' time, it's not a porn movie!" Rogue replied at equal volume.
"Um... There are... 3 sex scenes! That counts as a porn movie in my book!" Kitty yelled.
"Please?" Rogue begged. "We need a Janet!"
"NO CHANCE IN HELL!" Kitty yelled back at her.
"Please? Please p'tite?" Remy asked, making puppy dog eyes at Kitty.
"Erugh! No way! Call your other porno fans!"
"PLEASE?" Both Rogue and Remy asked, making puppy dog faces.
"NO! Besides, it's like... rated R," Kitty pointed out.
"Ahuh, an' you're 19, Kitty," Rogue said.
"It's a CULT movie!" Kitty whined.
"P'tite..." Remy begged.
"No! Call those other two, drag them into it!"
"Well... Johnny boy is already goin' in drag," Remy said.
"An' Wanda's helpin' with his makeup..."
"ARGH! For the last time, NO!" Kitty slammed the door, leaving Rogue and Remy alone in the hallway. Rogue, now twenty and Remy, twenty six, had been best friends since Remy and Piotr had joined the X-Men three years ago. Remy's connection to the newest Brotherhood Boy and his on again off again girlfriend soon had the four of them inseparable.
"Chances 'o Wolive lettin' us make de p'tite come?" Remy turned to Rogue.
"A million ta' one."
"When's de show?"
"Midnight."
"An' it gets over..."
"Roun' three..."
"Chances o' us sleepin' at de 'oods?"
"100 percent."
"I get de guest room!"
"No fair! You got it last Saturday!" Rogue whined.
"Age b'fore beauty," The two had now reached Remy's room.
"Ah hate you," Rogue said, turning her back on Remy, who was sitting on his bed.
"But hate n' love are jus' two sides o' de same coin'," Remy quoted [1]
"Last tahme Ah take you ta see Jamie's school plays."
"But Remy t'ought dat 'is p'tete frere was good."
"Ah still hate ya, Rembrat Ettine LeBeau," Rogue said, turning around and placing her hands on her hips.
"On full name use again, are we?" Remy asked, taking of his shirt. Well he could! It was his room! Rogue tried her best not to stare.
"Come on now, Roguey, don' tell me dat y' don' t'ink I be hot."
"In yo' ripe ol' age?" Rogue raised an eyebrow. "Ah'd think you'd be riaght up there with James Dean. Ya know... famous ol' dead guys?"
"Dat's it!" Remy said, grabbing Rogue and pinning her on his bed.
"No! Rem! Don' ya dare!" Rogue shrieked.
"T' late!" Remy grinned evilly before tickling Rogue.
"Ah! Aah! Mercy! Uncle!" Remy just kept tickling. "STOP!" Rogue glared.
"Not happenin'," Remy laughed.
"Oh, it's not, is it?" Rogue glared, using the super strength she had imprinted from Carol Danvers a year ago, she flipped it so Remy was under her.
"Y' like it on top den, eh?" Remy cocked an eyebrow. "I'm sure Remy could get used t' it," He grinned.
"Shut up an' die."
"Y' gonna make me?"
"Maybe," Now it was Rogue's turn to grin.
"If y' kissed Remy again, he'd die happy," Remy said, reffering to the kiss Mesmero had Rogue bestow upon Remy to get his powers, notting that Rogue was lowering her head.
She stopped two inches from his face.
"Ah wouldn't want ta do that now, would I?" She laughed evilly. Noticing that Rogue was off guard, Remy flipped her underneath him. He smiled at the shocked look in her eyes.
"Um... Are we interrupting something?" A few giggles came from the door. Remy looked at the door. Green hair, blonde hair, dirty blonde hair, long blonde hair, and red hair. Remy sighed.
"Well, are we?" The green haired one spoke up, Lorna Dane.
"We'll keep quite, if you pay us," The boy with red hair said, Josh "Jay" Guthrie.
"Jay! Move your wings!" His sister, Paige said, pushing Jay's red wings aside so she and the girl with long blonde hair could get a good look.
"Da!" The girl with lone blonde hair said, in a Russian accent. "And Piotr vould be happy to hear vhat you two are up too," Illyanna grinned.
"So, how much are you going to pay us, dude?" Alex asked, looking at the two. "I'm sure Betsy would LOVE to know that you're cheating on her."
"Y' wouldn't dare!" Remy made a move to get up.
"Oh, he would," Lorna cackled, extending her arm and motioning it down a bit so Remy was pushed back down on Rogue thanks to the metal in his jeans.
"Jay! Quick! Get de camera!" Illyanna said, pushing Jay towards the hall. "Lorna and Paige!"
Paige quickly shed a layer of skin on her arm, revealing steel. She then removed a layer of the metal, revealing her skin back to normal. Lorna took the steel, stretched it, then wrapped it around Remy and Rogue, tying them to the bed in not the best position to be caught in by your girlfriend.
"That's it! Ah'm gonna kill you!" Rogue yelled angrily. By now, Jay had arrived back.
"What's all this ruckus about?" Two more, defiantly taller than the others, mutants appeared in the door.
"Thank God! Tessa!" Rogue yelled. "Polaris an' tha rest of 'um got me an Rem trapped! Help!"
Tessa quickly analyzed the situation. "Bishop," She turned to Bishop. "Who do we believe?"
"Let's see... The man who mudered--"
"WE'VE BEEN OVER DIS ALREADY!" Remy roared at Bishop.
"The X-Men and Rogue, or the new recruits who just like to cause hell?"
"Easy choice," Tessa remarked, grinning. "POLARIS! HUSK! ICARUS! MAGIK! HAVOC! What is the meaning of this?" They looked down sheepishly.
"Ve just vanted to haff fun," Illyanna said.
"Yeah," Lorna smirked. "And Emma said it was okay!
"Ah can't believe that ya'll took HER word! She's a qualifahed sex therapist!"
"All the more reason to listen!" Alex said. He and Jay high-fived.
"Can you let us go now?" Remy asked, looking at the people crowded around him.
"Hey, genious," Lorna called. "Why don't you break out yourself!"
"Good point, Rogue," Tessa raised an eyebrow. "Are you wanting to get caught like that?"
"NO! Ah don' wanna ruin' Remy's relationship with Betsy, an' mah mind went blank! Yo's would two if ya'll were trapped like this!"
"She does have a point there," Paige pointed out.
"Ah'm glad SOMEONE sees it mah way," Rogue said, attempting to reach her hands around Remy and grab the metal. Taking it in both hands, she easily broke it apart. "You can git offa meh, Remy," Rogue said, looking up at Remy.
"Remy knows," He said, getting off. "An' Remy also t'inks dat a few Danger Room sessions are in order," This caused quite a few groans. "At 5 AM," More groans. "With Logan," Even more groans.
"But this doesn't mean we won't tell Betsy!" Lorna yelled as Sage and Bishop ushered them out of the room.
"Dey do, and dey's dead midgets walkin'," Remy grinned.
"So, Eddie," Rogue said, looking at Remy. "Ah wonder what's happenin' ta Wanda and John on Saturday night."
1—That quote is from The Clumsy Custard Horror Show.