As We Were
Disclamier: Are you blind in the eyes, man?
Review Responses:
ishandahalf--I have the first 10 chapters written as I type this, so they'll be coming. Don't worry.
pyros-gal-- Thanks! You have NO idea how much that means!
SickemindedSucker-- Ooh! Yay! They're in character! Well, I have an excuse to keep them out of character as it's in the future. So things change. I'm not going to join your betting pool on when Rogue and Remy get together, because they get together when I say the get together, so I could rig it so my betting is correct, and I win. But that's a good idea...
Star-of-Chaos-- It will... eventually...
flowerperson-- I read you review to one of my best friends and he found it incredibly cool. NO ONE has ever reviewed for me in a poem! That is so cool! I'm sorry, I'm like... high on reviews. Oh, god, that sounded dorky...
X-TREME X-23-- Yeah, I'll try to bring her in a bit. She'll probably pop in a few times. You don't have a small brain. Your brain is about the size of your fist. Do you have a small fist? Oh, wait, that's your heart. Wow, I'm smart. Yeah, that's John and Wanda.
Rogue77-- Well, stop your wondering, for the chapter is here!
"WANDA!" The scream of Saint John Allerdyce rang through the Brotherhood house. "Don't you dare put that stick of DOOM! near me!"
"John, relax. It's only eyeliner!" Wanda said, waving the eyeliner in front of John's face.
"No! It's not! It's a stick of DOOM!" The Aussie yelled.
"Johnny... As the new Floor Show Cast, you have a duty to wear this eyeliner," Wanda lectured.
"Can't I be Eddie instead?"
"NO! Because Eddie's Remy!"
"I'll be Riff then!"
"Riff is Paul," Wanda pointed out, referencing Scott's old friend, Paul. Paul was a mutant sympathist and mutant rights activist, currently rooming with the Brotherhood. And before John could even protest, "And we have Lenny as Brad, and Amanda's Janet, so you can just stop whinning!"
"I thought that Roguey said that Amanda was sick..."
"So you'd rather be Janet than Frank!"
"Same difference, now hold still! This'll only take a second!" Wanda said, straddling John, who was sitting on Wanda's makeup stool so she could do his eyeliner.
"Can't we just sit like this all night instead?" John suggested.
"Don't tempt me," Wanda growled, applying the eyeliner to John.
"Could I just be Rocky?"
"That's Pietro's job, remember? He's the only one bi enough to--"
"STOP STOP STOP!" John shrieked. Wanda pulled the pencil back. "No, not with that. With the Pietro info. I LIVE WITH THE GUY!"
"Done with that, now, let's move on to the blush..." Wanda grabbed a pink blush and a bit fluffy brush.
"Rogue said that Amanda was sick..." John started again.
"No, she isn't. We just wanted to see if we could convince Kitty to come."
"It'd scare ol' Petey out of his tighty whiteys if he saw her dolled up as Janet for the Floor Show!"
"I believe that was the point," Wanda said, replacing the cap on the blush. "I just can't believe that Fuzzy can even STAND to see Amanda as Janet."
"Why? You like him or something?" John said with an air of jealously. Wanda grabbed some eyeshadow and a brush from the makeup desk.
"Yes, I love him so much," Wanda said sarcastically.
"I knew it!"
"Yes, I'm pregnant with his love child, and when she's born, we're going to name her Talia,[1]" Wanda rolled her eyes. "Honestly!"
"But—I thought..." John trailed of.
"John! I was kidding!"
"Good, because if you weren't, I'd have to open up a case of whoop ass!"
"Johnny, you know I love you," Wanda said, leaning in to kiss John.
"Achk! Careful, shiela!" John shrieked, leaning backwards to avoid Wanda's kiss. "You'll mess up me makeup!" Unfortunatly, John leaned too far backwards, toppling over, Wanda on top of him, also toppling the makeup desk.
"This came from one who didn't want the eyeliner near him," Wanda said, pecking him on the lips, getting up.
"Well, when I saw how you go for guys with blue eyelids, I thought differently," John said, sitting up.
"Shut up!" Wanda yelled, smacking John's chest.
1—Talia is the name of Wanda and Kurt's kid in an alternate dimension.
Disclamier: Are you blind in the eyes, man?
Review Responses:
ishandahalf--I have the first 10 chapters written as I type this, so they'll be coming. Don't worry.
pyros-gal-- Thanks! You have NO idea how much that means!
SickemindedSucker-- Ooh! Yay! They're in character! Well, I have an excuse to keep them out of character as it's in the future. So things change. I'm not going to join your betting pool on when Rogue and Remy get together, because they get together when I say the get together, so I could rig it so my betting is correct, and I win. But that's a good idea...
Star-of-Chaos-- It will... eventually...
flowerperson-- I read you review to one of my best friends and he found it incredibly cool. NO ONE has ever reviewed for me in a poem! That is so cool! I'm sorry, I'm like... high on reviews. Oh, god, that sounded dorky...
X-TREME X-23-- Yeah, I'll try to bring her in a bit. She'll probably pop in a few times. You don't have a small brain. Your brain is about the size of your fist. Do you have a small fist? Oh, wait, that's your heart. Wow, I'm smart. Yeah, that's John and Wanda.
Rogue77-- Well, stop your wondering, for the chapter is here!
"WANDA!" The scream of Saint John Allerdyce rang through the Brotherhood house. "Don't you dare put that stick of DOOM! near me!"
"John, relax. It's only eyeliner!" Wanda said, waving the eyeliner in front of John's face.
"No! It's not! It's a stick of DOOM!" The Aussie yelled.
"Johnny... As the new Floor Show Cast, you have a duty to wear this eyeliner," Wanda lectured.
"Can't I be Eddie instead?"
"NO! Because Eddie's Remy!"
"I'll be Riff then!"
"Riff is Paul," Wanda pointed out, referencing Scott's old friend, Paul. Paul was a mutant sympathist and mutant rights activist, currently rooming with the Brotherhood. And before John could even protest, "And we have Lenny as Brad, and Amanda's Janet, so you can just stop whinning!"
"I thought that Roguey said that Amanda was sick..."
"So you'd rather be Janet than Frank!"
"Same difference, now hold still! This'll only take a second!" Wanda said, straddling John, who was sitting on Wanda's makeup stool so she could do his eyeliner.
"Can't we just sit like this all night instead?" John suggested.
"Don't tempt me," Wanda growled, applying the eyeliner to John.
"Could I just be Rocky?"
"That's Pietro's job, remember? He's the only one bi enough to--"
"STOP STOP STOP!" John shrieked. Wanda pulled the pencil back. "No, not with that. With the Pietro info. I LIVE WITH THE GUY!"
"Done with that, now, let's move on to the blush..." Wanda grabbed a pink blush and a bit fluffy brush.
"Rogue said that Amanda was sick..." John started again.
"No, she isn't. We just wanted to see if we could convince Kitty to come."
"It'd scare ol' Petey out of his tighty whiteys if he saw her dolled up as Janet for the Floor Show!"
"I believe that was the point," Wanda said, replacing the cap on the blush. "I just can't believe that Fuzzy can even STAND to see Amanda as Janet."
"Why? You like him or something?" John said with an air of jealously. Wanda grabbed some eyeshadow and a brush from the makeup desk.
"Yes, I love him so much," Wanda said sarcastically.
"I knew it!"
"Yes, I'm pregnant with his love child, and when she's born, we're going to name her Talia,[1]" Wanda rolled her eyes. "Honestly!"
"But—I thought..." John trailed of.
"John! I was kidding!"
"Good, because if you weren't, I'd have to open up a case of whoop ass!"
"Johnny, you know I love you," Wanda said, leaning in to kiss John.
"Achk! Careful, shiela!" John shrieked, leaning backwards to avoid Wanda's kiss. "You'll mess up me makeup!" Unfortunatly, John leaned too far backwards, toppling over, Wanda on top of him, also toppling the makeup desk.
"This came from one who didn't want the eyeliner near him," Wanda said, pecking him on the lips, getting up.
"Well, when I saw how you go for guys with blue eyelids, I thought differently," John said, sitting up.
"Shut up!" Wanda yelled, smacking John's chest.
1—Talia is the name of Wanda and Kurt's kid in an alternate dimension.