Ok…hi again c'est moi Icedragon638…ok that sounded really weird…Ok anyways sorry for not updating in such a long time, well you see my computer was having problems again and well I say problems it means that I have more than one! And I'm like really not in the happy mood. Well I guess that's my excuse for not updating but do you readers even believe these kinds of excuses anymore? Hah who knows… o.O
I was looking over the 1st chapter and I saw that half of the Jonos were Jou, so don't mind me if you see it again this chapter cause I didn't know until a couple of days ago.
Big thanks to all who reviewed for the first chapter!!!
and my astericks and squiggly lines and stuff like that didnt work so you have to figure out where it gets cut off
Ok enough of my babbling so enjoy this chapter.Warnings: YAOI means boy X boy action. Don't like don't read… a bit of swearing.
Disclaimer: Me don't own YuGiOh!
"Hn…" talking
Chocolate ice cream! - thinking
A Thousand Lives to Die
Chapter 2: Two Years Later
Two years later
Jono was always the type to not do well in anything that involves learning, you know like school or learning how to make something work. So unexpectedly he passed the survival test in the beginning of the camp, made it through the try not to be seduced test and the one test he barely passed; the famine test. It took him every nerve to try not to complain about his hunger and how he wanted some food.
So Jono miraculously passed all the tests to get in the camp and out of it. Though Jono would be lying if he said he had a great time. Most of the time he was depressed cause Seth wasn't with him, the rest of the time he was really worn out from the training. And the bad part was that all the teachers were out to get him.
So when it was time to leave the 'hell hole', Jono was standing in front of the camp's open gates making faces and saying curses at it for making him miserable while he was there.
Well until one of his friends, Yugi asked him what he was doing. Well that was when it all started, pure havoc caused by the one and only; Jono Sirus. Jono was surprised when Yugi when he asked him what he was doing. So the reasonable thing to do when you're 'sneaked' up on is to jump up. But Jono did more than jump up, he landed right on Yugi's toes, who started jumping around in pain and ended up knocking into Ryou–another friend of theirs-- who landed in a puddle of water which got everyone wet who was within 3 feet radius of the puddle and believe me there were a LOT of people. Of course Jono earned like plenty of glares from them all because miraculously he was the only one who was dry, with only a drop of water on his face.
Trying to shy away from everyone except Ryou and Yugi because Yugi was helping Ryou out of the puddle. Everyone was half soaked except Yugi and Ryou, but they didn't really mind since it was really hot that day but the rest seemed to mind.
Jono ended up against a tree and he couldn't really move anywhere since everybody had surrounded him. Yugi and Ryou had tried to help but they could hardly squeeze through. So for the next few minutes there was growling and yelling at Jono to get down from the tree so they could pummel him, until a mocking laugh filled the air.
Everyone stopped their assault at Jono and turned around expecting to see one of the camps' teachers laughing at Jono and how he was always in trouble. Well they didn't, they saw a guy standing in front of the carriage. Another guy came out of the carriage as the other guy started talking. The first guy was dressed was dressed in fine, dark purple tunic with gold trimmings, with a hat pharaohs wear, the same color as his tunic. The second guy was in a white tunic with blue trimmings wearing a priest hat that was the same color as his tunic.
"Jono, I see you still get in trouble, after learning how to be a guard. I thought you would have turned a bit more mature." Jono knew who was talking, but he didn't know who the other guy was but his body and stance looked very familiar.
"Ha-ha-ha, very funny Yami." Jono laughed as he jumped of the tree he had found refuge on and walked to his friend.
As soon as everyone heard 'Yami', they all knew he is the pharaoh of Egypt. So they all made two lines--one on the right side the other on the left--making a little road before they all bowed down
"And besides how could it have made me a bit mature if all they did was torture me."
Yami clasped his hands together in front of his face before he said in a mock tone, "Oh my, did you lose a limb or something? Did they tie you up? If they did you enjoy the bondage, are you dead yet? "
Jono stood there, staring at Yami like he just ate a whole camel. He had no clue what Yami had said because his voice went up a couple notches. "Uh…mind saying it again?"
"Never mind." Yami sighed as he unclasped his hands.
The guy next to him smirked; no one understood someone when the pharaoh was mocking someone since his voice always gets higher than usual. So the people who Yami was mocking usually ended up in more trouble if they agreed to what Yami said.
"So Yami what are you doing here?" asked Jono trying hard not to stare at the guy with the oh-so familiar smirk and body. Don't stare, don't stare, don't stare, don't s—mmmm his chest looks so delicious right now, ack I'm with Seth shouldn't be checking him out…aww damn who cares I'm sure Seth looks at other people too.
"The stupid High Advisor," drawled Yami "said the palace needs new guards sine the last bunch died from Bakura and Marik's wrath, so now we hardly have any left so he said he was going to go here and select some guards but apparently, this morning he said he had some business to attend to so he mad me come here to pick out a lot of guards."
"So he sent you here in all your finery not caring if you get attacked?"
Yami was dressed was dressed in fine, dark purple tunic with gold trimmings, with a hat pharaohs wear, the same color as his tunic. And he was wearing bracelets, anklets and had some kohl around his eyes. (AN: is that what it's called, kohl? If it is, it's the stuff that Egyptians wear around their eyes.) The guy behind to Yami was in a white tunic with blue trimmings wearing a priest hat that was the same color as his tunic.
"It won't be a problem with him here," stated Yami as he pointed to the guy behind him "and the stupid High Advisor said that we had a better chance with the guy in charge if went like this, to get better and smarter guards who won't go head on with Bakura and Marik."
"But how can one priest protect you?" asked Jono curiously.
By now Yami was pretty much annoyed with Jono's questions even if he only asked a few and that the fact that he had to be here so he just pushed back Jono, yelled his answer before he inside the camp to find the guy in charge.
Well of course no one understood what Yami said since he was in such a furry…well only the guy behind him understood him. (AN: anyone wants to guess who this guy is?)
"It's funny after being with him all these years I still only understand him when he's normal or mad. Anyways he said that we brought with us one guard if something 'were' to happen to me."
Jono half recognized the voice, so he moved closer to him to try and see his face since his hat made a shadow around his face. The guy didn't move back as Jono advanced closer. The unexpected happened when Jono was within an arms reach. In less tan a second, Jono was in the strangers arms, his own arms held tightly by his side and his head was against the strangers well toned chest. But the bad thing was the stranger was trailing kisses down his neck.
So Jono did the logical thing to do when some guy is trailing kisses down neck; struggle and scream bloody murder. But you see everyone had followed Yami inside hoping to be chosen as a palace guard including the guard and the guy who drove the carriage. So it was Jono, the stranger and the horses but they weren't paying attention because they were grazing. (AN: did they even have horses in ancient Egypt?)
A low chuckle could be heard while Jono was screaming and struggling making him stop.
"My, my Jono, you still scream like a girl even after the camp." Then after a few long seconds, Jono finally realized who this person was.
"Seth is that you?"
"The one and only!" Seth laughed, letting go of Jono reluctantly. (AN: ok if you guessed Seth or Seto or Kaiba or anything close to him, bravo you guessed right!)
"So…" a sly smile crawling on to his face "why were you screaming?"
"Eh…you just surprised me that's all." Jono lied as he rubbed the back of his neck, forgetting all about his screaming.
"Really? You seemed more like scared shitless than surprised with all that high pitched screaming." Raising a perfect eyebrow, remembering how he found out that Jono screamed like a girl…
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"Jono are you done yet?"
"No!"
"How bout now?"
"NO!"
"But you've been there for almost 2 hours!"
"Hey, I just got out of the basin."
Seth sighed, he was getting agitated from waiting for Jono, and sure he told him that the dinner was in 2 hours before he went to take a shower. Sure he had lie that dinner was in 2 hours but more like 4 since he knew that he was going to take this long. Seth had planned out 1 hour for Jono, 1 for him, a bit of 'fun' for 30 minutes and then the rest was for cleaning up a bit before heading out to meet his dad.
So right now he was lying on his bed, bored to hell as Jono used his washing chamber that was connected to his room.
"Then what are you doing right now? It can't take that long to dress." He didn't care if he was whining he just wanted Jono to get out so he could have his fun time!
Silence was heard from the chamber.
"Jono?" he didn't sound annoyed but his face showed pure annoyance.
"Huh? Oh, I'm adding the kohl on." Seth groaned this was taking to long.
"Why? You're only meeting my dad, it's not like were going to one of Yami's dinner parties."
"Eh…first impressions I guess."
Now Seth was getting really impatient, got up and barged in the washing chamber to see
Jono's very naked and very sexy body.
"Mmmmm Jono." A high pitched scream filled the room as Jono heard Seth moan out his name.
Seth laughed as he walked up to Jono and wrapped his arms around his waist.
"Jono, I didn't know you screamed like a girl." Chuckled Seth while Jono turned red.
"Well, it's because I don't."
Seth didn't hear this because if your lover is naked and you've been wanting to have some fun for a long time, wouldn't you take this as an advantage? So Seth was trailing kisses down Jono's slender and very nasty neck. But the problem for Jono was that, when you're butt-naked, in your lover's arm and your body is pressed tightly against his, you tend to have a few problems down south. And he didn't want to take another shower since knew they were already late. So he started squirming to try and get out of Seth's grasp which made it worse when his groin connected with Seth's causing them a moment of pure pleasure crawling up their spines.
Usually Jono doesn't complain but when you are already late for a dinner, taking a shower is a bad thing well for Jono anyways. You could say that when he wants to meet Seth's dad he wanted everything to be perfect, so if he took another shower he would be washing away the one eye done of kohl and that eye was the only one that he didn't screw up on. If he took another shower, it would take him longer than before to get the kohl applied correctly. (AN: ok did that even make sense? If it didn't its suppose to tell you that Jono's a perfectionist.)
"Pup stop squirming" he stopped.
"Pup, go take another shower (AN: did have showers back then?) and when your doen call me and I help you apply the kohl."
And just like that he left Jono, singing softly "Jono screams like a girl" in that na-na-na-na-boo-boo tune.
"SETH NO I DON'T!" Seth chuckled.
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"'um…eh…yea" Jono was beet red, he knew it.
"Only joking my pup." Jono pouted.
"Awe, no, I don't want my cute little puppy to be sad now would I?" Jono pouted more determined to look even sadder.
"You are so adorable when pouting."
"No, I'm not." Harrumphed Jono.
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
This went on for a couple of minutes before Jono was getting annoyed and yelled his loudest NO I'M NOT, which Seth took as an opportunity to swoop down and capture his mouth into a passionate kiss, probing every part of Jono's mouth, craving more from the renewed taste.
Jono's arms was hanging on to Seth's neck for his dear life having gotten was he had missed for the last 2 years. Moaning as Seth started caressing his back. Seth had finally rediscovered every nook and cranny in Jono's mouth before he found his tongue and had started sucking on it like a lollipop. Cause of that, it took out all the air Jono had left of him from the sheer pleasure, breaking for air but noses still touching, Jono hugged Seth before he murmured "I missed you a lot Seth." Burying his head into the nape of Seth's neck.
"Me too puppy, me too." Seth whispered as he was trailing kisses down at the newly exposed neck. "You may be adorable when you're pouting, but you're irresistible when breathless."
Jono couldn't help but blush at the remark.
"So… you're a priest now?"
"No," Seth stated as he was nuzzling Jono's neck "Head Priest actually."
"Oh," moaned Jono "but isn't your dad the High Priest?"
The nuzzling stopped for a moment before it continued again. A soft sigh was heard as Seth continued his nuzzling.
"Dad died during a ritual, one of the new, stupid priests said that he couldn't do one of the most easy rituals and asked my dad to do it for him. Dad, of course had to agree cause the ritual that guy couldn't do was for Ra and the rest of the gods. Turns out it was a hoax, it was a sacrifice to one of the shadow monsters, to get him to attack the city. The sacrifice backed fire of course after he was unleashed; there was enough strength from my dad to get him out, but not enough to keep around." Seth finished, burying his head into Jono's strawberry scented hair.
"Oh, I'm sorry Seth." Giving the said boy a warm hug.
"It's ok, what's done is done, and the damn bastard paid his price." Growled Seth.
"What happened to him?"
"He tried to summon a shadow monster to attack the city so we sent him to the shadow realm to get eaten by the shadow monsters."
"Oh."
Jono snuggled into Seth more as they stood there for a while. Until Jono decided to break the silence.
"Seth, I think we should go in now or Yami'll be wondering what were doing out here."
"Yea, before he causes some trouble and before he thinks we're screwing each other crazy." Raising an eyebrow suggestively, leaving Jono wordless. So the two set off inside, knowing that Yami was indeed about to cause some trouble.
Inside The Very Bad Camp
(Well to Jono anyways…)
Every single guard Yami thought was worthy enough to be a palace guard was rejected by the Head who said that 'he isn't good enough' before he pointed to some other guard who was way worse than the one he had chosen. And the worst part was no one was listening to him.
So after 6 rejected guards that the Head rejected and 6 rejected guards that he rejected, The Pharaoh was ready to use his Shadow Magic to blast anyone to the Shadow Realm.
And of course another guard was rejected by the Head, Yami was irked, 7 rejected guards, he was screaming inside, so started glowing ready to use his Shadow Magic on the Head. Of course that was only stopped when Seth and Jono appeared, Seth announcing their arrival.
"YAMI!"
Yami turned around to find an amused Seth and a Jono that was trying hard not to laugh.
"What are you laughing at Jono?" snapped Yami.
Jono couldn't hold it in; he started laughing real hard before he calmed down a bit, before he was laughing real hard again.
"Ha-ha-ha. L-ook a-around." Laughed Jono really hard, he couldn't calm down, making Seth sweat drop.
Yami looked around and saw a very amusing sight. All the guards finally noticed that Yami was irked and was about to use his Shadow Magic. They were trying to become 'one' with the wall or any inanimate object as far as possible from Yami. Making a circle around Yami.
As for the head, he was on the floor-right below Yami's hand-, sucking on his thumb and bawling like a baby!
"Um…Jono I don't see anything funny here, just very amusing." Smirked Yami.
"Ha-ha w-well, he's usually the almighty one, not scared of anything and everything should be scared of him, it's just funny to see him crying like a baby in front of everyone who's scared of him."
"Uh…right," a mischievous glint appeared in Yami's eyes "so…did u have fun scr-"
"Jono are you all right? Did the other guards hurt you?" A little kid interrupted Yami as he ran to Jono.
"I'm fine Yugi and the other guards didn't hurt me." Replied Jono as the little 'kid' called Yugi gave him a hug. "How's Ryou?"
"Damp, but I'm ok." Came a soft voice.
"that's good…eh…you're not mad at me are you?" Jono said sheepishly.
"No, Jono but do pay attention to your surroundings." Ryou shaking his head.
"Eh...heh."
"Um…Pharaoh Yami, do u still want those guards you picked out?" a very scared voice cried.
"Yes, and throw in Jono." Yami nodded
"Hey, don't make me sound like an object!"
"But you're my object." Seth stated simply, silencing Jono with a long kiss.
Well the Head didn't object to Jono, so Yami found another guard and asked for him.
"He's not go-" started the Head but stopped when he remembered what happened earlier. "Sure."
Yami finished choosing the guards before he turned his attention back to Jono. The fact he was still irked (AN: .love that word) about the interruption earlier by Yugi. Well he was about to tell Yugi off until he saw those big, innocent violet eyes, and that he looked similar to him minus the eyes.
"ooooh, Yami cat got your tongue." Teased Jono.
"Shut up."
Jono laughed.
Some Where In The Camp.
Two figures were wondering around in the shadows at the guard camp until they found the place where they were looking for."Bakura-aa, tell me why were doing this again?" whined one of the figures.
The guy named Bakura was annoyed, this was the twenty-something time, his friend asked him. "Ugh, Marik, I told you, we kill the guards Yami has chosen, and then he would have to pick the weaker ones, which we kill, again leaving Yami with no guards." Insert evil, insane laugh.
The guy named Marik sweat dropped. Muttering whatever before they went to scale the building the Pharaoh was in. Both were wearing a black cloak, covering their normal attire. (AN: don't want to describe them but I'm pretty sure u know how they look…)
They finished scaling the building and stopped at a window. Staring through it to find an amusing sight, everyone was cowering away from the Pharaoh and some guy was crying and sucking on his thumb.
"Wow, Yami really knows how to make a scene." Muttered Marik.
"Hn…"
"So, what do we do now?"
"We open the window and then attack."
"Attack with what?"
"With these." Said Bakura showing him a straw.
"Huh?" Marik was confused.
"Why are you so fucking dense today?"
"Must be the wine I had yesterday."
"Ugh…there are needles injected with poison. We shoot 'em they die."
"Oh…"
Bakura averted his attention back to the room. A few minutes passed and the guards Yami chose were seen. Marik was confused because Bakura didn't make a move to kill them at all.
"Ba-akura-a, are you ok? You know the guards just passed by."
"Huh?" Bakura didn't pay any attention to Marik.
What the hell, Bakura wasn't like this before, it's like he just got a amnesia. Ugh, there goes our plan. And what the hell is he staring at? Thought Marik as he followed Bakura's gaze and met a guard. A guard has Bakura's attention! Unbelievable! But he doesn't look like a guard though...
"BAKURA" yelled Marik into the mesmerized teen's ear.
"What, do you want now?" snapped Bakura.
"Are we going to attack or what?"
"Yea, yea what ever." Said Bakura, turning back to the window.
"But Bakura they're already outside." Sighed Marik.
"Ok, then." Replied Bakura incoherently.
"Ugh!" Marik gave up and turned his attention to the guard, who has captured Bakura's attention. The guard was…pretty you could say, he had long, spiky white hair, but not as spiky as Bakura's. You could say that this guard was almost identical to Bakura except his eyes were a warmer brown than Bakura's when his were cold. The guard's expression was way warmer than Bakura's too.
The stupid pharaoh was asking something to this blonde guard-who was in the stupid High Priest's arms- and looks like pharaoh also found something to goggle at too.
"So Jono, who is this?" the stupid pharaoh is staring at the little midget.
"Eh…that's Yugi right there and Ryou right there."
"Ryou that's a nice name." Bakura whispered.
Ok…Bakura must be on something, he's never soft. Thought Marik.
"So…are you guards?" asked the pharaoh to the little midget.
"No, I'm here because my parents are on a trip and they said I could be here with my cousin Ryou. Ryou is a son of one of the trainers here." Replied Yugi.
"Oh…"
"Pharaoh Yami."
Yami turned around to see the guard they bought along with them.
"Yes Malik."
"The guards are ready, My Lord. We are waiting for your approval before we set back to the palace."
"Good, then wait outside while I wrap things up in here."
"Yes, My Lord." Malik walked out, having a pair of violet(1)eyes following him out.
He is so damn hot!
It seems that after Yugi had answered Yami, Bakura had finally snapped out of his little mood before he turned to Marik and said,
"It seems that you have found a little pet."
"Shut up, but it also seems you got another obsession coming."
"Hn."
"So what do we do now? The guards are gone with The Pharaoh and High Priest. And with my guard and your obsession." Turning to Bakura.
"We go to the palace!"
"Why? So you could see your obsession?"
"What don't you want to see yours?"
A smirk was shared between Bakura and Marik. They would go to the palace and see if they could kidnap their little bishies! YAY it's over and it sucked too! I had a heart attack trying to write this ugh. ::Faints::
::reborns:: ANYWAYS PLEASE REVIEW OR I WILL GET ANOTHER HEART ATTACK!!!! O.o
(1)does Marik have violet eyes? Or is that Malik? What are the color of their eyes? I don't remember…must be the heart attack hn oh wells
Please review!