The Begginging:

Once upon a stupid time at SpongeBob world Patrick and Krabs walked a down
a path with lots of barnacle plants. T hen Krabs touched a barnacle plant
and the plant yelled "buck off, jerk." Then Krabs got a pitchfork and
scraped off the barnacle plant.

"DIE, BARNACLE!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!" "Get
ahold of yourself, butt-head." "Muwhawhawha!" laughed Krabs. Then a guy in
barnacle suit appeared and smacked Krabs with a purse, "naughy cheese-ed
off quack!" said the barnacle suit guy. "Buck off, snapper," said Krabs.

Then a squid-eating barnacle sprayed poision on Squidward and ate
Squidward, but when it got this mouth, the barnacle turned blue. Then Krabs
turned into its mother and got shaving cream. "Hear, dear," said Krabs to
the plant. "WAAAAHHHHHH!!! IT'S STILL HARD! AHHH!!" yelled the plant. Then
Fred and Daphne found a stick from up their butt and choked the barnacle
with it. "EAT THAT, CRUEL BARNACLE POOP!!! I'LL WIN, SIDE OF BEEF!
MUWHAWHA!" yelled Fred. "H-yuck, Fred," guffawed Daphne. Then Krabs the
mother went up Daphne's butt and discovered that a whole storage room was
up Daphne's hienie. Then Daphne was hungry and ate herself. The end.