AN: Inspired from
the episode where Rachel was teaching Ben practical jokes, and Ben
mentioned something about Rachel and Ross on a break. She said one
day when he was older, she'd explain it to him over a pitcher of
margaritas. In this fic, Ben is 18 and Rachel is 42. Its pure
conversation. As well, Ross and Rachel are married.
Disclaimer:
I don't own the Friends. I do however, love Chandler,
"So he just slept
with someone? While you guys were having a fight?"
"Thats
basically it."
"How come you guys were fighting in
the first place?"
"Well your Dad was getting a
little fed up that I never had time for him."
"Why
was that?"
"Started a new job."
"Ah."
"More
margaritas?"
"No thanks, I shouldn't even be having
them."
"How old are you again?"
"Eighteen."
"Damn.
Don't tell Ross."
"I won't."
"And
then anyway, he went to a club and then called back to the apartment.
Except he heard Mark in the background and got a little bit
mad."
"Mark?"
"A guy at my office.
Ross was pretty jealous of him."
"Why?"
"Got
me."
"So then what happened?"
"Can
you guess?"
"Right. How did you find out?"
"From
Gunther, of all people."
"Gunther? Coffee house man?
How did HE know?"
"I don't know. Connections? Then
we had a pretty big fight."
"And yet you guys got
married.. twice?"
"Hey! The first time was a drunken
mistake."
"So that makes my dad have been married..
four times? And a lesbian for a mom. Wow, I lead an interesting
life."
"Anyway, we were NOT on a break."
"So
you weren't broken up?"
"No! It was a dumb
fight."
"But, correct me If I'm wrong, you said
"Maybe we should just take a break."
"Ben, you
really shouldn't be drinking margaritas. Your dad would get
mad."
"Touchy subject?"
"No more
for you."