Summary:
The gang arrives at a new school, only to be pulled out to take place in the Dark Tournament. Who are these three new female demons that seem to have gotten Koenma's panty's in a bunch? Why is this DT so unlike how it is suppose to be? Is there actually someone that is more perverted then Yusuke? Can this story get anymore sucky? WHY AM I ASKING YOU ALL THESE QUESTIONS!? Read and review to find out!
This Summary has been brought to you by the makers of:
Tan in a Can!... Won't give you a good tan... but buy it anyway!
The Really Sucky and Adult Themed Show!... Rated R for retarded.
And finally,
Five second massive pecks!... The same stuff that Kurama uses!
(In Hazard's top secret lair/bedroom/evil cellar/closet/space under her bed/launder hamper/behind Michael's dresser... I mean... uh... not there!)
Hazard: Hello everyone! This is my first story on fanfic.net and I am really exited! All of you peoples must know that I have no more friggin' idea of what is going on then you do—you prolly have a better idea actually—I'm just making up everything as I go along. All I really know is what I put in the summary, so yes; it's a very ruff idea. Please try to enjoy the plotless story anyway though. Chapter One will be beginning in five.... four.... three.... two.... signals for it to start
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho... BUT NEITHER DO YOU!!!!!
(Chapter One is beginning now. Hold on tight!)
Chapter One
"Ah, a beautiful day in the wonderful state of Florida. Birds are singing, the sun is shining... D-n it all! I f-king hate this d-n place! It's full of b-ds and b-hs! They can kiss my a-s! Go to h-l you w-es!" Yusuke fumed. He and the rest of the gang were walking down the empty hallway of their new college after being in the principal's office for awhile (they had arrived in Florida a couple days ago on the foreign exchange-student program and had just begun their school period). In the office they had been read the rules of the school and the rules had gotten Yusuke severely cheesed off... one rule in particular: "Girls skirts can not be any higher then three inches above the knee."
"Who was the butt who came up with that rule?!" Yusuke asked, folding his arms and glaring around at the passersby.
"It was probably made so boys would keep their minds on studies more then... other... things." Kurama told Yusuke.
"Well, here's what I think of THAT!" Yusuke said, turning around to face the gang, but before he could say anything else, someone bumped into him.
"Watch where the h-l you're going, you b-h!" Yusuke growled, as the persons books flew out of her arms and all across the hall.
"And you watch your language!" she yelled. Tossing her dark red hair behind her shoulder and glaring hard at Yusuke she added, "And pick up my books!"
"Pick the lady's books up, Urameshi." Kuwabara commanded Yusuke, looking over at the redhead all starry-eyed. She was wearing the girl uniform of the school, which was a button-up white shirt with a blue scarf around her neck, and a light blue skirt.
"Pick them up yourself!" Yusuke spat in the girls face.
"Retard." The redhead muttered and began to gather up her books.
"Yusuke that isn't how you treat a lady!" Kuwabara stuttered.
"Come on, Yusuke. Pick them up." Botan ordered. Yusuke didn't say anything. Kurama sighed and bent down, reaching for the closes book. However, Yusuke grabbed Kurama's sleeve before he could pick it up. He then bumped the book farther down the hall.
"What did you do that for?" Kurama asked, annoyed with Yusuke's rudeness.
"Shh..." Yusuke muttered as the redhead walked over to the book. She turned away from the gang and leaned down to pick it up. At the same time, Yusuke tilted his head to the side and got a freakishly freaky smile on his face.
"Oh yeah." He muttered. Then, out of nowhere, he was whacked across the face with a science book. (Hazard: The heaviest of ALL the school books! )
"Pervert!" the girl yelled. At that very moment the bell rang and the hallway was flooded with people.
"Well, it's not like there was anything to look at!" Yusuke yelled over the roar of the students.
"That's true for you cause you're so not worthy of it!" The redhead screeched.
"Am I?!" Kuwabara asked, some eyebrow action going on. But, lucky for the girl, she didn't have to answer because a massive wave of students came in between them.
"Oh yeah," Yusuke sighed as they resumed their walk, "She digs me." Everyone rolled their eyes.
"We should prolly find the people who we're sharing lockers with." Botan said and she looked down at a little piece of paper, "Kuwabara, you're sharing one with a girl named Leah... just go down the hall and turn left."
"Alright," Kuwabara said, and dashed down the hallway before turning around and shouting, "See you later guys!" and turning the corner.
"Kurama, you're with Dominic... whose locker is next to Yusuke's 'locker buddy', Jennifer. They'll be right down there..." Botan read from the little list, "And Hiei and I will be over there with... Javed and Michelle, down—"
"Yeah, that's great Botan!" Yusuke interrupted, pushing Kurama down the hall, "Well, see you later!"
(At lockers 606 and 605) "606 and 605... 606 and—Oh, right here!" Kurama said, walking over to a locker with Yusuke behind him. A girl with dark green layered hair that swept down her back was rummaging through the first locker when Kurama tapped her on the shoulder.
"Excuse me... are you—" He began but the girl looked up and he suddenly stopped. She had turned to him when he had begun speaking and he noticed that she was wearing the school uniforms meant for the boys, a short sleeved, button-up white shirt with a dark blue tie. Her light grayish pants were baggy and almost completely covered up her black van shoes. She ran her figures threw her hair, and tucked it behind her ears, revealing hoop earrings running down the side of one of her ears. Some black bracelets, a black wrist band, and a gold ring hanging on a silver chain finished her off. Kurama then noticed that she was now looking him straight in the eye with her big eyes. They looked just like a cats, with light green and yellow flicked all across the surface, and when she looked into his, he felt like she was looking into his very soul.
"Yes?" She asked, a small smile coming over her face.
"Oh... Yeah... are you Dominic?" Kurama asked, coming out of his daze.
"Uh-huh... Oh!" her smile grew, "You must be Shuichi... right?"
"Yeah... we're gunna be sharing lockers..." from behind Kurama, Yusuke coughed, "Oh and this is Yusuke... he'll be sharing a locker with Jennifer."
"Cool... Here comes Jennifer right now." Dominic told them, "Hey Jen! Here's you're locker buddy!" she pointed at Yusuke. Yusuke turned around to find himself face to face with the overly violent redhead. They stared at each other for a few moments.
"Holy crap, my life is coming to an end." Jennifer said her face solemn. Yusuke just smiled. Jen took a deep, steadying breath.
"What's your name?" She asked politely through clenched teeth.
"Yusuke."
"Uuu-s-oooooo-key," Jennifer sounded out, and Kurama hide his smile behind his hand, "Well, Usooky... at least I'll only have to deal with you for a few days." Yusuke cocked his head to one side, confused by her statement. A brake from school wasn't coming up for months. "Well, anyway," Dominic spoke after the silence which followed Jennifer's statement, "You guys should put your books in the lockers."
"Oh yes," Kurama agreed and let his backpack, which he had slung over his shoulder, fall to the floor. Dominic moved aside and began to help him put his books away.
"Man, you take REALLY difficult courses, don't you?" Dominic said in awe, as she glanced over his books.
"Thank you," Kurama said, blushing slightly, "I have always been pretty advanced in school."
"Wow, really?" Dominic said, looking impressed, "I've always been... not. I guess because I hate everything we learn... especially math." Kurama chuckled and Dominic peeked over at him, looking slightly weak. (Hazard: I swear he could make thousands of girls faint from the awesomeness that is his laugh. sigh)
"Well, I'm actually going to be taking the lower level classes except in math." Kurama told her, putting his empty backpack over his shoulder again, "I'll be helping out other students. It'll give me better experience."
"Maybe you could help me, Shuichi." Dominic told him, smiling, "That would give you LOTS of experience."
"That would be fine with me." Kurama answered, a slight smile forming on his lips as well. Well, as all that was going on between Kurama and Dominic, Yusuke and Jennifer where having a little... moment... as well.
"Leave my books alone!" Jen screamed as Yusuke "subtly" knocked down all of her books to the floor.
"I don't know what you are talking about." Yusuke said innocently. Jennifer scowled at him and bent down to get the books. Yusuke quickly leaned backwards and got another freaky smile on his face. As Jennifer straightened he jumped upright again.
"Smityworbinyegermanjensin..." Jennifer muttered under her breath as she stacked her books back into the locker. But again, they were all knocked to the floor.
"That's it! I'm DONE!" Jennifer screamed as she threw the books into the locker and rushed off, mumbling angrily under her breath.
"Yusuke, you should have just left her alone." Kurama told Yusuke, watching Jen go.
"Oh, come on," Yusuke smiled, shoving his books inside Jen's locker, "You could tell she was into me... and I mean, who wouldn't be?"
(End Chapter One)
Hazard: Well, there's the first chapter! Yes, it sucks, yes it's horrible, and yes, it didn't really go anywhere, but I'm just getting the story started so don't get your panty's in a bunch! Well anyway, thank you for reading and please, please, PLEASE review!!!!! IT'S MY FIRST STORY HERE SO PLEASE BE NICE!!!!
The gang arrives at a new school, only to be pulled out to take place in the Dark Tournament. Who are these three new female demons that seem to have gotten Koenma's panty's in a bunch? Why is this DT so unlike how it is suppose to be? Is there actually someone that is more perverted then Yusuke? Can this story get anymore sucky? WHY AM I ASKING YOU ALL THESE QUESTIONS!? Read and review to find out!
This Summary has been brought to you by the makers of:
Tan in a Can!... Won't give you a good tan... but buy it anyway!
The Really Sucky and Adult Themed Show!... Rated R for retarded.
And finally,
Five second massive pecks!... The same stuff that Kurama uses!
(In Hazard's top secret lair/bedroom/evil cellar/closet/space under her bed/launder hamper/behind Michael's dresser... I mean... uh... not there!)
Hazard: Hello everyone! This is my first story on fanfic.net and I am really exited! All of you peoples must know that I have no more friggin' idea of what is going on then you do—you prolly have a better idea actually—I'm just making up everything as I go along. All I really know is what I put in the summary, so yes; it's a very ruff idea. Please try to enjoy the plotless story anyway though. Chapter One will be beginning in five.... four.... three.... two.... signals for it to start
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho... BUT NEITHER DO YOU!!!!!
(Chapter One is beginning now. Hold on tight!)
Chapter One
"Ah, a beautiful day in the wonderful state of Florida. Birds are singing, the sun is shining... D-n it all! I f-king hate this d-n place! It's full of b-ds and b-hs! They can kiss my a-s! Go to h-l you w-es!" Yusuke fumed. He and the rest of the gang were walking down the empty hallway of their new college after being in the principal's office for awhile (they had arrived in Florida a couple days ago on the foreign exchange-student program and had just begun their school period). In the office they had been read the rules of the school and the rules had gotten Yusuke severely cheesed off... one rule in particular: "Girls skirts can not be any higher then three inches above the knee."
"Who was the butt who came up with that rule?!" Yusuke asked, folding his arms and glaring around at the passersby.
"It was probably made so boys would keep their minds on studies more then... other... things." Kurama told Yusuke.
"Well, here's what I think of THAT!" Yusuke said, turning around to face the gang, but before he could say anything else, someone bumped into him.
"Watch where the h-l you're going, you b-h!" Yusuke growled, as the persons books flew out of her arms and all across the hall.
"And you watch your language!" she yelled. Tossing her dark red hair behind her shoulder and glaring hard at Yusuke she added, "And pick up my books!"
"Pick the lady's books up, Urameshi." Kuwabara commanded Yusuke, looking over at the redhead all starry-eyed. She was wearing the girl uniform of the school, which was a button-up white shirt with a blue scarf around her neck, and a light blue skirt.
"Pick them up yourself!" Yusuke spat in the girls face.
"Retard." The redhead muttered and began to gather up her books.
"Yusuke that isn't how you treat a lady!" Kuwabara stuttered.
"Come on, Yusuke. Pick them up." Botan ordered. Yusuke didn't say anything. Kurama sighed and bent down, reaching for the closes book. However, Yusuke grabbed Kurama's sleeve before he could pick it up. He then bumped the book farther down the hall.
"What did you do that for?" Kurama asked, annoyed with Yusuke's rudeness.
"Shh..." Yusuke muttered as the redhead walked over to the book. She turned away from the gang and leaned down to pick it up. At the same time, Yusuke tilted his head to the side and got a freakishly freaky smile on his face.
"Oh yeah." He muttered. Then, out of nowhere, he was whacked across the face with a science book. (Hazard: The heaviest of ALL the school books! )
"Pervert!" the girl yelled. At that very moment the bell rang and the hallway was flooded with people.
"Well, it's not like there was anything to look at!" Yusuke yelled over the roar of the students.
"That's true for you cause you're so not worthy of it!" The redhead screeched.
"Am I?!" Kuwabara asked, some eyebrow action going on. But, lucky for the girl, she didn't have to answer because a massive wave of students came in between them.
"Oh yeah," Yusuke sighed as they resumed their walk, "She digs me." Everyone rolled their eyes.
"We should prolly find the people who we're sharing lockers with." Botan said and she looked down at a little piece of paper, "Kuwabara, you're sharing one with a girl named Leah... just go down the hall and turn left."
"Alright," Kuwabara said, and dashed down the hallway before turning around and shouting, "See you later guys!" and turning the corner.
"Kurama, you're with Dominic... whose locker is next to Yusuke's 'locker buddy', Jennifer. They'll be right down there..." Botan read from the little list, "And Hiei and I will be over there with... Javed and Michelle, down—"
"Yeah, that's great Botan!" Yusuke interrupted, pushing Kurama down the hall, "Well, see you later!"
(At lockers 606 and 605) "606 and 605... 606 and—Oh, right here!" Kurama said, walking over to a locker with Yusuke behind him. A girl with dark green layered hair that swept down her back was rummaging through the first locker when Kurama tapped her on the shoulder.
"Excuse me... are you—" He began but the girl looked up and he suddenly stopped. She had turned to him when he had begun speaking and he noticed that she was wearing the school uniforms meant for the boys, a short sleeved, button-up white shirt with a dark blue tie. Her light grayish pants were baggy and almost completely covered up her black van shoes. She ran her figures threw her hair, and tucked it behind her ears, revealing hoop earrings running down the side of one of her ears. Some black bracelets, a black wrist band, and a gold ring hanging on a silver chain finished her off. Kurama then noticed that she was now looking him straight in the eye with her big eyes. They looked just like a cats, with light green and yellow flicked all across the surface, and when she looked into his, he felt like she was looking into his very soul.
"Yes?" She asked, a small smile coming over her face.
"Oh... Yeah... are you Dominic?" Kurama asked, coming out of his daze.
"Uh-huh... Oh!" her smile grew, "You must be Shuichi... right?"
"Yeah... we're gunna be sharing lockers..." from behind Kurama, Yusuke coughed, "Oh and this is Yusuke... he'll be sharing a locker with Jennifer."
"Cool... Here comes Jennifer right now." Dominic told them, "Hey Jen! Here's you're locker buddy!" she pointed at Yusuke. Yusuke turned around to find himself face to face with the overly violent redhead. They stared at each other for a few moments.
"Holy crap, my life is coming to an end." Jennifer said her face solemn. Yusuke just smiled. Jen took a deep, steadying breath.
"What's your name?" She asked politely through clenched teeth.
"Yusuke."
"Uuu-s-oooooo-key," Jennifer sounded out, and Kurama hide his smile behind his hand, "Well, Usooky... at least I'll only have to deal with you for a few days." Yusuke cocked his head to one side, confused by her statement. A brake from school wasn't coming up for months. "Well, anyway," Dominic spoke after the silence which followed Jennifer's statement, "You guys should put your books in the lockers."
"Oh yes," Kurama agreed and let his backpack, which he had slung over his shoulder, fall to the floor. Dominic moved aside and began to help him put his books away.
"Man, you take REALLY difficult courses, don't you?" Dominic said in awe, as she glanced over his books.
"Thank you," Kurama said, blushing slightly, "I have always been pretty advanced in school."
"Wow, really?" Dominic said, looking impressed, "I've always been... not. I guess because I hate everything we learn... especially math." Kurama chuckled and Dominic peeked over at him, looking slightly weak. (Hazard: I swear he could make thousands of girls faint from the awesomeness that is his laugh. sigh)
"Well, I'm actually going to be taking the lower level classes except in math." Kurama told her, putting his empty backpack over his shoulder again, "I'll be helping out other students. It'll give me better experience."
"Maybe you could help me, Shuichi." Dominic told him, smiling, "That would give you LOTS of experience."
"That would be fine with me." Kurama answered, a slight smile forming on his lips as well. Well, as all that was going on between Kurama and Dominic, Yusuke and Jennifer where having a little... moment... as well.
"Leave my books alone!" Jen screamed as Yusuke "subtly" knocked down all of her books to the floor.
"I don't know what you are talking about." Yusuke said innocently. Jennifer scowled at him and bent down to get the books. Yusuke quickly leaned backwards and got another freaky smile on his face. As Jennifer straightened he jumped upright again.
"Smityworbinyegermanjensin..." Jennifer muttered under her breath as she stacked her books back into the locker. But again, they were all knocked to the floor.
"That's it! I'm DONE!" Jennifer screamed as she threw the books into the locker and rushed off, mumbling angrily under her breath.
"Yusuke, you should have just left her alone." Kurama told Yusuke, watching Jen go.
"Oh, come on," Yusuke smiled, shoving his books inside Jen's locker, "You could tell she was into me... and I mean, who wouldn't be?"
(End Chapter One)
Hazard: Well, there's the first chapter! Yes, it sucks, yes it's horrible, and yes, it didn't really go anywhere, but I'm just getting the story started so don't get your panty's in a bunch! Well anyway, thank you for reading and please, please, PLEASE review!!!!! IT'S MY FIRST STORY HERE SO PLEASE BE NICE!!!!