You're Not taking the Seriousness Seriously, Are You?!?

The girl got up and dusted off cloths, totally ignoring Mie's cries for help and breath. (Mie note: sweatdrops and "Why?!?" exactly am I writing this?!?)

"Oh sure," she said. Nice way to say 'Hi,' to an old friend who's just gotten here! Nice manners you have..." And she grumbledy-grumbled to her little self until she noticed she was standing on me. "Oh... heheheh... gomen ne."

"No problem," Mie said, squished, "I'm getting used to it." Chichiri looked down and they both sweatdropped.

"So," Rei-rei said, "you're the famous Anzu."

Anzu blinked. "How'd you know my name?" she asked, looking more carefully at the other Tasuki-centered black-haired girl. "Who are you, anyway?"

"I'm Rei-rei," she said.

Anzu fell over. "N-nani?!? I thought you were... dead!"

"It's funny, don't you think? Life, I mean. One day you're living the life with a hot bandi- er- sophisticated friend and the next you're eating dirt." Everyone collectively sweatdropped. (Mie note: Hmm... there seems to be a lot of that going on... sweatdrops I did it again... damn...)

"So," Anzu said, "When I was at your grave, who was the person speaking to me?"

"Me," Rei-rei said simply.

"YOU?!?" she said, eyes wide open. "How?!?"

"Well, you see..."

"This is gonna take a while, isn't it," Mie muttered to Shinju.

"Yup," she replied.

"After I was rescued by the nice old lady," she continued, "we thought it would be a good idea to visit my grave. "So," she said, "when we saw you there, I just HAD to reply. We were in fits of laughter! You can't believe how funny it was!!!" Everyone sweatdropped.

Anzu just looked at Rei-rei, anger written all over her face. "NANI?!?" She walked over to where Rei-rei was, face turning purple.

"Aheh," Rei-rei said, backing away from an Anzu that was now surrounded by black chi. "Ahh... someone... help me... please..." Rei-rei twitched.

"Eh," said Mie, "I think is has gone far enough..." She got up and walked between the two girls. However, they didn't seem to notice her until it was too late. The product was an Anzu – Mie - Rei-rei sandwich. "Ack," she said, out of breath, "Someone... oh gods... I think something just popped."

Several minutes later, everyone had caught their breath and thigs were relatively peaceful, with the exception of Rei-rei and Anzu staring venomously at each other.

Tasuki's stomach growled. He sweatdropped. "Eh... what's for lunch?" he asked.

Reai-reai and Anzu both shot up immediately. "I'll make your lunch!!" They said in unison, then glared at each other.

"You shouldn't! You'll just poison, my Genrou!" said Rei-rei.

"I will, will I?!? Well, at least I don't eat dirt! Besides, you'll be the one to murder him! You only want my Tasuki because he's on of the shichiseishi and you want power!"

They walked into the kitchen, quarrelling and hitting each other and pulling out each others hair. Shinju stayed behind. "Shun'u-kuuuuuuuuuun!!!!" she said. "Now that they've gone, we can get back to being a couple!" (Shinju Note: - hearts) A giant pole thingy – hair tie thingy shot it the room and hit Shinju on her head. Shinju fell backwards and fainted in the ever-present Tasuki's lap.

Rei-rei ran in the room, infuriated. "GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!" she yelled, positively, negatively furious.

Tasuki sat there, twitching, eyes wide. "Help... me... gods..."

End Chapter Four.

Oh gods, I know it was a short chapter, but, really, I have writer's block. sweatdrop Aheh, well... what did ya think?

To Gemeni-san: Thanks for joining the ED crew! - Is this post good enough? (please don't flame me)

To Emiko-san: Chapter four! Yatta! -

Shinju: Well, the next chapter will be... interesting... cowers in fear And I seriously don't get this- for some reason, Miaka hasn't appeared... oh well, not like I'm complaining. evil grin On the next chapter of ED (only, I'm better than Mie-chan): "Defect Five: The Officially Un-Official Dumpster Truck and the Evilly Evil Hairball?!?" What th' hell?!? twitches