(In Hazard's secret hideout/bedroom/evil basement/closet/space under her
bed/launder hamper/behind Michael's dresser... I mean... uh... whatever
else)
Hazard: Hello to those few lucky people coughJellyBellycough that I have doomed... I mean deemed worthy... of reading my fanfic and welcome to chapter two!
Audience:applause, applause
Hazard:bows Thank you, thank you! Anyway, since I know this meant a lot to you people... um... Person... I have slaved countless days and nights to bring you this chapter!
Kurama: -- Liar
Hazard: Oh! And I also have Kurama here with me! I asked him to come and he said that he had nothing else to do and would love to!!!
Kurama: Uh... actually Hazard, I have a lot of stuff to do and should really be going-
Hazard: OH, I SEE HOW IT IS! FINE!!! GO, KURAMA!!! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M FORCING YOU TO STAY OR ANYTHING! :(
Kurama: Then would you please take this chain off me? tugs at huge chain attached to his leg
Hazard: What chain?
Kurama: --
Hazard: ANYWAY! Kurama and I will be your guides through the story!
Kurama: O.o Guides?
Hazard: Yes, guides!!! :(
Kurama: turns to computer screen SAVE ME JELLY!
Hazard: ON TO CHAPTER TWO!
(chapter two is starting, keep your hands and legs inside at all times)
Chapter Two
The school bell rang shrilly down the hallway, cutting Yusuke and Kurama's conversation short.
"We should get going... I'll show you to your class." Dominic offered, pulling a few books out of her locker and proceeding down the hallway, "What do you have next?"
"Um..." Kurama hastily scanned over a small slip of paper as he and Yusuke scurried along after her, "Science... we missed our first two classes because the principals welcome speech lasted longer then they had anticipated."
"And that's fine with me." Yusuke mumbled under his breath, "I'm sure THAT was a lot easier to tune out then the classes we missed would've been."
Dominic smiled, "Is your science teacher Ms. Mclander?"
Kurama nodded.
"I have her too," she turned down a corner that was flooded with students, and had to raise her voice to be heard over the pulsating drone of all their conversations, "She's really great, I'm sure you'll like her."
Yusuke rolled his eyes in exasperation.
"I'm serious!" Dominic added when she noticed the look he had given her, "She's really..." she paused, trying to find the right word.
"Boring, lousy, an a-" Yusuke began to volunteer before Dominic cut him off with a look.
"She's different from other teachers...." Dominic explained, "She's..."
"Eccentric, uncommon, outlandish?" Kurama took his turn listing words.
"Stop showing off Kurama." Yusuke yawned, stretching before placing his arms behind his head and Kurama blushed a faint shade of crimson. Dominic ignored this and just continued down the hallway with Kurama and Yusuke following her.
(outside of science class)
"Here's Science 101!" Dominic sang happily, as she stopped a few minutes later in front of a wooden door.
"Oh, so much joy!" Yusuke yelled sarcasm clear in his voice.
"Oh, did I mention that Jen's in this class too?" Dominic told him lightly. Yusuke's eyes got a wicked gleam and a smirk slowly slid onto his lips.
"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" Yusuke said with enthusiasm and rushed into the class.
A few students filled the classroom, forming small knots of people scattered all over the floor. Dominic walked past some of these to the smallest group where Jennifer was standing.
"Oh, so you still have that thing with you, Dom?" Jennifer asked savagely when she saw Dominic walking over with Yusuke and Kurama.
"Hey, it's not Kurama's fault he looks like a he/she specie." Yusuke told Kelli, a small smile creeping over his face.
"Wha... what... what?!" Dominic sputtered a mingled look of fury and contempt blackening her features, "THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT, RETARD!" Yusuke looked confused at Dom's sudden burst of rage, and Kurama hid a small smile behind his hand.
"Yeah, he's way to hot to be a girl." a girl who had been talking to Jennifer said. Everyone looked over at her and Kurama took a sharp intake of breath.
"This is Michelle everyone." Dominic told them all.
(Hazard: sorry to interrupt, but I just needed to add here that I'm not gunna describe Michelle cause you'll know what she look like in a bit.... um... Kurama... KURAMA!!! .
Kurama: coming out of a daze Wha...? Oh, I'm sorry, I was just basking in Michelle's hotness....
Hazard: HAHAHAHA!!! That's funny Kurama; I just thought I heard you say Michelle's hotness!
Kurama: I did.... O.o
Hazard: What?!?!??! T.T
Kurama: Um... Hazard, why are you looking at me like that? O.O
Hazard: :(
Kurama: Shouldn't we get back to the story? .
Hazard: grrrrrrr Yeah, I guess..... Ah-hum.... "All of a sudden a huge eight wheeler truck smashed threw the window and plowed Michelle into the ground!!!!!" .
Kurama: HAZARD!
Hazard: Fine, fine. Keep your boxers on... of course, you don't have to...
Kurama: XX Hazard......
Hazard: Alright, alright, back to the story )
"It's a pleasure to meet you." Kurama told Michelle, extending his hand. Michelle clasped his hand in a strong, firm handshake.
"The pleasure's all mine." she murmured staring deeply into Kurama's big, emerald eyes. They stood in silence, shaking hands for a while before Dominic coughed and stepped in-between them.
(Kurama: Ah, Hazard! Why'd you have to do that! .
Hazard: you guys were getting why too.... friendly. --
Kurama: WE WERE JUST SHAKING HANDS! :(
Hazard: And I'm gunna keep it that way.
Kurama: T.T you're no fun.
Hazard: Youko would disagree with you there. Hehe. .
Kurama: O.O I really didn't need to know that Hazard.
Hazard: Oh, jealous Kurama???? raises eyebrow
Kurama: No, just revolted. O.o
Hazard: I'm sure.
Kurama: --
Hazard: Back to the story!)
"Michelle... Oh, aren't you sharing a locker with Hiei?" Yusuke asked, glancing around the classroom.
"Oh... yeah... but," Michelle looked a little bemused; "I think he hates me."
"Wow! Now there's a change!" Yusuke said, his eyes growing wide and a fake look of surprise appearing on his face. Kurama rolled his eyes and began to study Michelle further. There was nothing totally remarkable about her appearance. True, she was exceptionally appealing
(Hazard: hehe, "appealing". sounds like we're talking about fruit.
Kurama: --; Hazard, just get back to talking about how hot Michelle is!!!!
Hazard: Wow, touchy! O.O Back to the story!!!)
True, she was exceptionally appealing, with long, flowing dark blue hair and deep, luscious light blue eyes, but Kurama didn't know what made him feel so light headed when ever he look at her.
(Hazard: gage I think I'm gunna barf! .
Kurama: HAZARD! You're ruining the moment!!!! SHUT UP!!!! :( And, you know, YOU'RE the one writing this!!!!
Hazard: ..... Oh yeah!
Kurama: falls anime style -- Just stop interrupting the story, ok?
Hazard: u.u Fine... BACK TO THE STORY!!!)
When ever he looked at her he felt heat slowly creep into his cheeks and his palms become moist. What was happening to him, he had no idea. He had never felt like this before, and he actually kind of liked the sensation. Michelle noticed him staring at her and she gave him a quizzical look. Kurama smiled nervously.
"Hey, Urameshi!" Kuwabara called, running up to the group with Botan and Hiei trailing along after, "You didn't think you'd get away with keeping all these hotties to yourself, now did ya?!" he smiled stupidly at the three girls, "Who are they?"
"Dom... Jen... Michelle," Yusuke introduced, pointing at each girl in turn.
"Hi, I'm Botan!" Botan told them brightly, waving her hand.
"Hello!" Jennifer said, cheerfully.
"Yo yo ma." Michelle said, with less enthusiasm, "Oh, hi Hiei."
"...." Hiei said, looking at the girls like they were some kind of evil demon squirrels who were foaming at the mouth. Dominic smiled at his expression and he's eyes narrowed.
"Hn." He snorted before sitting down at a near by desk.
"So, where are the people you are sharing lockers with?" Kurama asked traces of a blush still in his cheeks.
"Oh, Javed is over there... flirting... with Kuwabara's locker buddy, Leah." Botan said breezily, however, she had a little iciness in her voice. Yusuke smiled,
"He blew you off, hu?"
"Shut up Yusuke."
"Anyway," Yusuke said, a faint grin playing across his lips, "what's your story, Kuwabara? How long did it take for you to scare Leah off?"
While Kuwabara and Yusuke got into a heated argument with Jennifer, Michelle, Dominic, Hiei, and Botan watching, Kurama drifted off into his own little world.
So, what's your next move? A voice inside his head asked him.
I really don't know. Kurama answered, feeling extremely stupid. He walked over to where Michelle stood and smiled at her politely. Michelle returned the smile warmly.
"So, you enjoy school here?" Kurama asked lamely.
Wow, now there's a romantic topic. The voice told Kurama sarcastically. Kurama cringed.
"Yeah... I like science here..." she replied, glancing around the room nervously.
"I like science too." Kurama said, also looking tense.
(Hazard: Wow... you guys are so... dorky... and boring... XX
Kurama: -- Just cause we like science and can't begin, carry, or end an interesting conversation doesn't mean-
Hazard: O.o Holy crap, you guys are pathetic.
Kurama: -- you're mean... and must I remind you again that you're the one writing this?!
Hazard: Well, anyway, since I can't come up with a good conversation between Kurama and Michelle (and Jelly's been pestering me nonstop cause she wants me to get to chapter three) I'm going to skip their conversation... all you really need to know is they hit it off really good and they both like each other... whispers to herself and they both are really dorky and 'slow'.
Kurama: HEY! :(
Hazard: BACK TO THE STORY!)
The door of the classroom suddenly opened, interrupting Kurama's and Michelle's chat, and someone stepped inside.
"Hello class, everyone please take a seat." Mrs. Mclander told everyone as she walked up to her desk. She was wearing a big baggy white shirt and pale green sweatpants. Her hair, which was pulled back into a loose plait, was a reddish-purple color and her small, narrowed lavender eyes were a nice match to it. She looked more like a burnt-out punk-rocker teen then a science teacher, with lime colored eyeliner and clear lip-gloss finishing her off.
"Oh, looks like we have some new faces!" she exclaimed when her eyes fell onto Yusuke and the rest of the gang. She motioned for them to approach her desk.
"Hi, I'm Ms. Mclander, but most people just call me Ms. M... or even Madam." She smiled.
"My d-n what?" Yusuke asked loudly, glaring at her.
"Your d-n teacher," she replied, without blinking, "You must be Yusuke... Well, I'm sure the principal has told you that there will be no cursing in this school. I know you probably don't give a s-t, but those are the rules and I would prefer you uphold them." Yusuke was silent.
"Anyway, I already know all I need to know about you guys... You can all take a seat." Ms. M told them, "Yusuke, Botan, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei, right?" she asked and they nodded, "Just checking," She smiled.
The gang all went to their seats, Yusuke looking sulky, Kuwabara looking startled, Botan looking preppy, Kurama looking hot, and Hiei looking impassive.
"Well, I would just like to give a warm welcome to the Japans exchange students," Ms. M said, walking around to the front of her desk and leaning up against it, "and I hope you have a wonderful stay here. Anyway, today we will be doing something a little different from what we have been doing this year." She pointed over to a table that was underneath a window, three big tanks stood on top of it, "I have two angelfish fish in there, who have just become parents." She paused, rubbing her hands together and looking exited, "We will be studying them and watching their behavior because angelfish are the best parents in the fish world and witnessing them raise their fry is remarkable."
A lot of the students rolled their eyes at this and slumped down in their seats.
"Now, all of you come up here and we will begin." Ms. M pronounced and everyone crowded around the biggest tank which contained the angelfish and their eggs.
"The angelfish should start to shimmy up and down their eggs now, to cause bubbles so that the eggs with have enough oxygen," Ms. Mclander described and one of the fish did indeed swim up to the cluster of eggs which were on a single leaf. But, instead of doing what Ms. Mclander had narrated, the fish dived at the eggs and started to viciously devour them.
"Hum," Ms. M murmured, as almost everyone gasped and stepped backwards, "That's odd. They shouldn't be doing that."
"Their parental instincts must have broken down threw interbreeding or something." Kurama mused (probably with perfect accuracy).
"Well, I think these fish are mutants." Jen told everyone solemnly, pressing her face up against the tanks glass wall and staring in at the violent display going on inside. One of the fish swam up to her, its eyes gleaming evilly and its teeth bared.
(Kurama: er, Hazard? Could I add something at this point?
Hazard: No
Kurama: Oh... ok
both sit in silence for a few minutes
Hazard: Gosh Kurama, if your gunna keep pestering me about it, you might as well say what you were gunna say! :(
Kurama: -- Uh, well, I was just going to tell you that angelfish don't have teeth. Actually, most fish don't have teeth.
Hazard: Well, excuse me for not being a science whiz!
Kurama: Actually Hazard, that's pretty much common knowledge... to himself I'm sure Michelle would know that. dreamy sigh
Hazard: -- Well.... as Kelli said, those fish were MUTANTS!!!!!
Kurama: 0.0
Hazard: BACK TO THE STORY! )
"Well, since the fish are such crappy parents, shouldn't we take the eggs out?" Dom asked, and Ms. M jumped a little, as if from coming out of a daze.
"No! Let's leave 'em in!" Yusuke said with enthusiasm as he leered in at the horrific cannibalism. Everyone ignored him.
"So, are we gunna take them out?" Dominic asked again.
"Uh... yeah, we should prolly do that." Ms. M told her and motioned over at another tank close to the first one, "We can put them in here."
"I'll get them out!" Kuwabara volunteered and began to stick his hand into the tank,
"OW!" He screamed a few seconds later, withdrawing his hand from the water, "It bit me!" He held up a very bloody finger.
"I really like these fish!" Yusuke smiled, patting Kuwabara on the back as he glared at him, finger in mouth.
"HOLY CRAP, I THINK THE FISH ARE GOING TO ATTACK!" Jennifer screamed, making everyone jump. Indeed, it looked like they were; however, the eggs were no longer their targets. They had started to fight among themselves, locking jaws and tarring savagely at each others fins. Everyone watched with rapt interest.
(Hazard: LIFE SUCKS!!!!!!
Kurama: O.O Uh, why? Aw, is it because everyone hates your story?
Hazard: :( No! And do you wanna know why that's not the reason?
Kurama: Oh, do tell. --
Hazard: CAUSE NO ONE HATES MY STORY!!!!
Kurama: flies backwards and hits wall is that so? Well, I could name a few...
Hazard: Go on...
Kurama: starts counting off fingers me, with a passion I might add, JellyBelly and Fuzzy, they're just too nice to admit it-
Hazard: You're so evil! THIS IS MY FANFIC! WHY THE CRAP ARE YOU SO MEAN?!?!?!
Kurama: ....I dunno...I guess you find it more entertaining... Man, your stupid.
Hazard: T.T SO?!?!?!?
Kurama: O.o
Hazard: Anyway, I'm ticked... life sucks.... and my story will prolly reflected that... so... it will be really sucky... I dunno when it will stop... Prolly when life ceases to be meaningless... Hum.... It'll prolly be sucky for a while....)
"We need to get them out of there!" Botan screamed, looking fearful.
"If we're gunna do it, do it fast!" Michelle yelled.
"THEY'RE GUNNA ATTACK!" Jen shrieked again, starting to get hysterical.
(Hazard: Wow, that's usually my job!
Kurama: 0.0 thinks Why couldn't have Michelle kidnapped me? sob
Hazard: :( I heard that Kurama!
Kurama:
Hazard: Back to the story)
"I think you blew it." Dominic told them all from her seat on the table next to the tank. Everyone glared at her, "What?" She asked, smiling innocently.
Well, Hiei was getting dangerously annoyed at this point by all the yelling and screaming and it was taking all of his self control not to start slashing some serious flesh.
Baka, he thought as Jennifer began to whimper.
"Um... well, I'm open to any suggestions if anyone wants to give some... now," Ms. M said, smiling around at all the stupid faces.
"Anyone?" she asked a pleading look in her eyes.
"THIS IS SO STUPID!" Hiei exploded. He jumped up from his seat and stomped over to the tank. Dunking his hand into the water, he sniped the leaf that the eggs were on and quickly placed it next to the filter in the next tank, all in one, fluid movement.
"Oh... Uh... thank you... Hiei..." Ms. M said her eyes big as she peered down at the disgruntled Hiei.
"Hn." He snapped, turning away from the startled crowd and sat back down. The bell rang, breaking the trance that all but Hiei had fallen into.
"Whoa... it looks like that took up all our time... ok... well," Ms. M said, walking back to her desk, hands in pockets, "next class we will be studying live worms... I hope it works out better then this did." She smiled, a full, warm smile, and you could clearly make out one golden tooth in the back of her mouth.
"Oh, oh, oh!" Jen said, hopping up and down with her hand waving around in the air.
"Yes, Jennifer?"
"Michelle, Dom, and I won't be here... we're gunna be... somewhere else."
"Aw, d-n," Yusuke muttered, a frown furrowing his brow, "Why is it that the girl with the nice a-s always has to leave?"
"That's fine Jennifer; just keep up with your homework!" Ms. M told her, and then she ushered them all out of the class.
The rest of the day past pretty uneventfully.
(end of chapter two)
Hazard: And that was chapter two... the crappy, the awful, the painfully unpleasant reading experience... but none the less chapter two.
Kurama: That chapter was so bad... I have gone stupid babble and drool
Hazard: rolls eyes Please Kurama, I am so not in the mood.
Kurama: stops babbling and drooling Fine... but must you blast that music while you write? O.o
Hazard: Yes
Kurama: I think I'm going deaf. .
Hazard: I can't concentrate without music blasting in the back-round. It gets me into my "good-writing-mode-like-state".
Kurama: Well then, the music must not work!
Hazard: O.o wha...? just gets it KURAMA YOU'RE SO MEAN! . sob Maybe I should kidnap-I mean invite!-someone else! :(
Kurama: Oh, would you please?!
Hazard: -- you're evil.
Kurama:
Hazard: AND MAYBE I WILL!!!!! grrrrrrr Anyway, please tell me what you think of chapter two...
Kurama: OOO, I'll tell you what I think!
Hazard: puts hand over Kurama's mouth or as they say on fanfiction.net, R&R! I'm sorry that this whole chapter was just about fish and me and Kurama yelling at each other... but I was enjoying myself... while still being ticked off. Chapter three is coming soon and I hope I will be outta my foul mood by then. Tell then, much love my dawgs!
Hazard: Hello to those few lucky people coughJellyBellycough that I have doomed... I mean deemed worthy... of reading my fanfic and welcome to chapter two!
Audience:applause, applause
Hazard:bows Thank you, thank you! Anyway, since I know this meant a lot to you people... um... Person... I have slaved countless days and nights to bring you this chapter!
Kurama: -- Liar
Hazard: Oh! And I also have Kurama here with me! I asked him to come and he said that he had nothing else to do and would love to!!!
Kurama: Uh... actually Hazard, I have a lot of stuff to do and should really be going-
Hazard: OH, I SEE HOW IT IS! FINE!!! GO, KURAMA!!! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M FORCING YOU TO STAY OR ANYTHING! :(
Kurama: Then would you please take this chain off me? tugs at huge chain attached to his leg
Hazard: What chain?
Kurama: --
Hazard: ANYWAY! Kurama and I will be your guides through the story!
Kurama: O.o Guides?
Hazard: Yes, guides!!! :(
Kurama: turns to computer screen SAVE ME JELLY!
Hazard: ON TO CHAPTER TWO!
(chapter two is starting, keep your hands and legs inside at all times)
Chapter Two
The school bell rang shrilly down the hallway, cutting Yusuke and Kurama's conversation short.
"We should get going... I'll show you to your class." Dominic offered, pulling a few books out of her locker and proceeding down the hallway, "What do you have next?"
"Um..." Kurama hastily scanned over a small slip of paper as he and Yusuke scurried along after her, "Science... we missed our first two classes because the principals welcome speech lasted longer then they had anticipated."
"And that's fine with me." Yusuke mumbled under his breath, "I'm sure THAT was a lot easier to tune out then the classes we missed would've been."
Dominic smiled, "Is your science teacher Ms. Mclander?"
Kurama nodded.
"I have her too," she turned down a corner that was flooded with students, and had to raise her voice to be heard over the pulsating drone of all their conversations, "She's really great, I'm sure you'll like her."
Yusuke rolled his eyes in exasperation.
"I'm serious!" Dominic added when she noticed the look he had given her, "She's really..." she paused, trying to find the right word.
"Boring, lousy, an a-" Yusuke began to volunteer before Dominic cut him off with a look.
"She's different from other teachers...." Dominic explained, "She's..."
"Eccentric, uncommon, outlandish?" Kurama took his turn listing words.
"Stop showing off Kurama." Yusuke yawned, stretching before placing his arms behind his head and Kurama blushed a faint shade of crimson. Dominic ignored this and just continued down the hallway with Kurama and Yusuke following her.
(outside of science class)
"Here's Science 101!" Dominic sang happily, as she stopped a few minutes later in front of a wooden door.
"Oh, so much joy!" Yusuke yelled sarcasm clear in his voice.
"Oh, did I mention that Jen's in this class too?" Dominic told him lightly. Yusuke's eyes got a wicked gleam and a smirk slowly slid onto his lips.
"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" Yusuke said with enthusiasm and rushed into the class.
A few students filled the classroom, forming small knots of people scattered all over the floor. Dominic walked past some of these to the smallest group where Jennifer was standing.
"Oh, so you still have that thing with you, Dom?" Jennifer asked savagely when she saw Dominic walking over with Yusuke and Kurama.
"Hey, it's not Kurama's fault he looks like a he/she specie." Yusuke told Kelli, a small smile creeping over his face.
"Wha... what... what?!" Dominic sputtered a mingled look of fury and contempt blackening her features, "THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT, RETARD!" Yusuke looked confused at Dom's sudden burst of rage, and Kurama hid a small smile behind his hand.
"Yeah, he's way to hot to be a girl." a girl who had been talking to Jennifer said. Everyone looked over at her and Kurama took a sharp intake of breath.
"This is Michelle everyone." Dominic told them all.
(Hazard: sorry to interrupt, but I just needed to add here that I'm not gunna describe Michelle cause you'll know what she look like in a bit.... um... Kurama... KURAMA!!! .
Kurama: coming out of a daze Wha...? Oh, I'm sorry, I was just basking in Michelle's hotness....
Hazard: HAHAHAHA!!! That's funny Kurama; I just thought I heard you say Michelle's hotness!
Kurama: I did.... O.o
Hazard: What?!?!??! T.T
Kurama: Um... Hazard, why are you looking at me like that? O.O
Hazard: :(
Kurama: Shouldn't we get back to the story? .
Hazard: grrrrrrr Yeah, I guess..... Ah-hum.... "All of a sudden a huge eight wheeler truck smashed threw the window and plowed Michelle into the ground!!!!!" .
Kurama: HAZARD!
Hazard: Fine, fine. Keep your boxers on... of course, you don't have to...
Kurama: XX Hazard......
Hazard: Alright, alright, back to the story )
"It's a pleasure to meet you." Kurama told Michelle, extending his hand. Michelle clasped his hand in a strong, firm handshake.
"The pleasure's all mine." she murmured staring deeply into Kurama's big, emerald eyes. They stood in silence, shaking hands for a while before Dominic coughed and stepped in-between them.
(Kurama: Ah, Hazard! Why'd you have to do that! .
Hazard: you guys were getting why too.... friendly. --
Kurama: WE WERE JUST SHAKING HANDS! :(
Hazard: And I'm gunna keep it that way.
Kurama: T.T you're no fun.
Hazard: Youko would disagree with you there. Hehe. .
Kurama: O.O I really didn't need to know that Hazard.
Hazard: Oh, jealous Kurama???? raises eyebrow
Kurama: No, just revolted. O.o
Hazard: I'm sure.
Kurama: --
Hazard: Back to the story!)
"Michelle... Oh, aren't you sharing a locker with Hiei?" Yusuke asked, glancing around the classroom.
"Oh... yeah... but," Michelle looked a little bemused; "I think he hates me."
"Wow! Now there's a change!" Yusuke said, his eyes growing wide and a fake look of surprise appearing on his face. Kurama rolled his eyes and began to study Michelle further. There was nothing totally remarkable about her appearance. True, she was exceptionally appealing
(Hazard: hehe, "appealing". sounds like we're talking about fruit.
Kurama: --; Hazard, just get back to talking about how hot Michelle is!!!!
Hazard: Wow, touchy! O.O Back to the story!!!)
True, she was exceptionally appealing, with long, flowing dark blue hair and deep, luscious light blue eyes, but Kurama didn't know what made him feel so light headed when ever he look at her.
(Hazard: gage I think I'm gunna barf! .
Kurama: HAZARD! You're ruining the moment!!!! SHUT UP!!!! :( And, you know, YOU'RE the one writing this!!!!
Hazard: ..... Oh yeah!
Kurama: falls anime style -- Just stop interrupting the story, ok?
Hazard: u.u Fine... BACK TO THE STORY!!!)
When ever he looked at her he felt heat slowly creep into his cheeks and his palms become moist. What was happening to him, he had no idea. He had never felt like this before, and he actually kind of liked the sensation. Michelle noticed him staring at her and she gave him a quizzical look. Kurama smiled nervously.
"Hey, Urameshi!" Kuwabara called, running up to the group with Botan and Hiei trailing along after, "You didn't think you'd get away with keeping all these hotties to yourself, now did ya?!" he smiled stupidly at the three girls, "Who are they?"
"Dom... Jen... Michelle," Yusuke introduced, pointing at each girl in turn.
"Hi, I'm Botan!" Botan told them brightly, waving her hand.
"Hello!" Jennifer said, cheerfully.
"Yo yo ma." Michelle said, with less enthusiasm, "Oh, hi Hiei."
"...." Hiei said, looking at the girls like they were some kind of evil demon squirrels who were foaming at the mouth. Dominic smiled at his expression and he's eyes narrowed.
"Hn." He snorted before sitting down at a near by desk.
"So, where are the people you are sharing lockers with?" Kurama asked traces of a blush still in his cheeks.
"Oh, Javed is over there... flirting... with Kuwabara's locker buddy, Leah." Botan said breezily, however, she had a little iciness in her voice. Yusuke smiled,
"He blew you off, hu?"
"Shut up Yusuke."
"Anyway," Yusuke said, a faint grin playing across his lips, "what's your story, Kuwabara? How long did it take for you to scare Leah off?"
While Kuwabara and Yusuke got into a heated argument with Jennifer, Michelle, Dominic, Hiei, and Botan watching, Kurama drifted off into his own little world.
So, what's your next move? A voice inside his head asked him.
I really don't know. Kurama answered, feeling extremely stupid. He walked over to where Michelle stood and smiled at her politely. Michelle returned the smile warmly.
"So, you enjoy school here?" Kurama asked lamely.
Wow, now there's a romantic topic. The voice told Kurama sarcastically. Kurama cringed.
"Yeah... I like science here..." she replied, glancing around the room nervously.
"I like science too." Kurama said, also looking tense.
(Hazard: Wow... you guys are so... dorky... and boring... XX
Kurama: -- Just cause we like science and can't begin, carry, or end an interesting conversation doesn't mean-
Hazard: O.o Holy crap, you guys are pathetic.
Kurama: -- you're mean... and must I remind you again that you're the one writing this?!
Hazard: Well, anyway, since I can't come up with a good conversation between Kurama and Michelle (and Jelly's been pestering me nonstop cause she wants me to get to chapter three) I'm going to skip their conversation... all you really need to know is they hit it off really good and they both like each other... whispers to herself and they both are really dorky and 'slow'.
Kurama: HEY! :(
Hazard: BACK TO THE STORY!)
The door of the classroom suddenly opened, interrupting Kurama's and Michelle's chat, and someone stepped inside.
"Hello class, everyone please take a seat." Mrs. Mclander told everyone as she walked up to her desk. She was wearing a big baggy white shirt and pale green sweatpants. Her hair, which was pulled back into a loose plait, was a reddish-purple color and her small, narrowed lavender eyes were a nice match to it. She looked more like a burnt-out punk-rocker teen then a science teacher, with lime colored eyeliner and clear lip-gloss finishing her off.
"Oh, looks like we have some new faces!" she exclaimed when her eyes fell onto Yusuke and the rest of the gang. She motioned for them to approach her desk.
"Hi, I'm Ms. Mclander, but most people just call me Ms. M... or even Madam." She smiled.
"My d-n what?" Yusuke asked loudly, glaring at her.
"Your d-n teacher," she replied, without blinking, "You must be Yusuke... Well, I'm sure the principal has told you that there will be no cursing in this school. I know you probably don't give a s-t, but those are the rules and I would prefer you uphold them." Yusuke was silent.
"Anyway, I already know all I need to know about you guys... You can all take a seat." Ms. M told them, "Yusuke, Botan, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei, right?" she asked and they nodded, "Just checking," She smiled.
The gang all went to their seats, Yusuke looking sulky, Kuwabara looking startled, Botan looking preppy, Kurama looking hot, and Hiei looking impassive.
"Well, I would just like to give a warm welcome to the Japans exchange students," Ms. M said, walking around to the front of her desk and leaning up against it, "and I hope you have a wonderful stay here. Anyway, today we will be doing something a little different from what we have been doing this year." She pointed over to a table that was underneath a window, three big tanks stood on top of it, "I have two angelfish fish in there, who have just become parents." She paused, rubbing her hands together and looking exited, "We will be studying them and watching their behavior because angelfish are the best parents in the fish world and witnessing them raise their fry is remarkable."
A lot of the students rolled their eyes at this and slumped down in their seats.
"Now, all of you come up here and we will begin." Ms. M pronounced and everyone crowded around the biggest tank which contained the angelfish and their eggs.
"The angelfish should start to shimmy up and down their eggs now, to cause bubbles so that the eggs with have enough oxygen," Ms. Mclander described and one of the fish did indeed swim up to the cluster of eggs which were on a single leaf. But, instead of doing what Ms. Mclander had narrated, the fish dived at the eggs and started to viciously devour them.
"Hum," Ms. M murmured, as almost everyone gasped and stepped backwards, "That's odd. They shouldn't be doing that."
"Their parental instincts must have broken down threw interbreeding or something." Kurama mused (probably with perfect accuracy).
"Well, I think these fish are mutants." Jen told everyone solemnly, pressing her face up against the tanks glass wall and staring in at the violent display going on inside. One of the fish swam up to her, its eyes gleaming evilly and its teeth bared.
(Kurama: er, Hazard? Could I add something at this point?
Hazard: No
Kurama: Oh... ok
both sit in silence for a few minutes
Hazard: Gosh Kurama, if your gunna keep pestering me about it, you might as well say what you were gunna say! :(
Kurama: -- Uh, well, I was just going to tell you that angelfish don't have teeth. Actually, most fish don't have teeth.
Hazard: Well, excuse me for not being a science whiz!
Kurama: Actually Hazard, that's pretty much common knowledge... to himself I'm sure Michelle would know that. dreamy sigh
Hazard: -- Well.... as Kelli said, those fish were MUTANTS!!!!!
Kurama: 0.0
Hazard: BACK TO THE STORY! )
"Well, since the fish are such crappy parents, shouldn't we take the eggs out?" Dom asked, and Ms. M jumped a little, as if from coming out of a daze.
"No! Let's leave 'em in!" Yusuke said with enthusiasm as he leered in at the horrific cannibalism. Everyone ignored him.
"So, are we gunna take them out?" Dominic asked again.
"Uh... yeah, we should prolly do that." Ms. M told her and motioned over at another tank close to the first one, "We can put them in here."
"I'll get them out!" Kuwabara volunteered and began to stick his hand into the tank,
"OW!" He screamed a few seconds later, withdrawing his hand from the water, "It bit me!" He held up a very bloody finger.
"I really like these fish!" Yusuke smiled, patting Kuwabara on the back as he glared at him, finger in mouth.
"HOLY CRAP, I THINK THE FISH ARE GOING TO ATTACK!" Jennifer screamed, making everyone jump. Indeed, it looked like they were; however, the eggs were no longer their targets. They had started to fight among themselves, locking jaws and tarring savagely at each others fins. Everyone watched with rapt interest.
(Hazard: LIFE SUCKS!!!!!!
Kurama: O.O Uh, why? Aw, is it because everyone hates your story?
Hazard: :( No! And do you wanna know why that's not the reason?
Kurama: Oh, do tell. --
Hazard: CAUSE NO ONE HATES MY STORY!!!!
Kurama: flies backwards and hits wall is that so? Well, I could name a few...
Hazard: Go on...
Kurama: starts counting off fingers me, with a passion I might add, JellyBelly and Fuzzy, they're just too nice to admit it-
Hazard: You're so evil! THIS IS MY FANFIC! WHY THE CRAP ARE YOU SO MEAN?!?!?!
Kurama: ....I dunno...I guess you find it more entertaining... Man, your stupid.
Hazard: T.T SO?!?!?!?
Kurama: O.o
Hazard: Anyway, I'm ticked... life sucks.... and my story will prolly reflected that... so... it will be really sucky... I dunno when it will stop... Prolly when life ceases to be meaningless... Hum.... It'll prolly be sucky for a while....)
"We need to get them out of there!" Botan screamed, looking fearful.
"If we're gunna do it, do it fast!" Michelle yelled.
"THEY'RE GUNNA ATTACK!" Jen shrieked again, starting to get hysterical.
(Hazard: Wow, that's usually my job!
Kurama: 0.0 thinks Why couldn't have Michelle kidnapped me? sob
Hazard: :( I heard that Kurama!
Kurama:
Hazard: Back to the story)
"I think you blew it." Dominic told them all from her seat on the table next to the tank. Everyone glared at her, "What?" She asked, smiling innocently.
Well, Hiei was getting dangerously annoyed at this point by all the yelling and screaming and it was taking all of his self control not to start slashing some serious flesh.
Baka, he thought as Jennifer began to whimper.
"Um... well, I'm open to any suggestions if anyone wants to give some... now," Ms. M said, smiling around at all the stupid faces.
"Anyone?" she asked a pleading look in her eyes.
"THIS IS SO STUPID!" Hiei exploded. He jumped up from his seat and stomped over to the tank. Dunking his hand into the water, he sniped the leaf that the eggs were on and quickly placed it next to the filter in the next tank, all in one, fluid movement.
"Oh... Uh... thank you... Hiei..." Ms. M said her eyes big as she peered down at the disgruntled Hiei.
"Hn." He snapped, turning away from the startled crowd and sat back down. The bell rang, breaking the trance that all but Hiei had fallen into.
"Whoa... it looks like that took up all our time... ok... well," Ms. M said, walking back to her desk, hands in pockets, "next class we will be studying live worms... I hope it works out better then this did." She smiled, a full, warm smile, and you could clearly make out one golden tooth in the back of her mouth.
"Oh, oh, oh!" Jen said, hopping up and down with her hand waving around in the air.
"Yes, Jennifer?"
"Michelle, Dom, and I won't be here... we're gunna be... somewhere else."
"Aw, d-n," Yusuke muttered, a frown furrowing his brow, "Why is it that the girl with the nice a-s always has to leave?"
"That's fine Jennifer; just keep up with your homework!" Ms. M told her, and then she ushered them all out of the class.
The rest of the day past pretty uneventfully.
(end of chapter two)
Hazard: And that was chapter two... the crappy, the awful, the painfully unpleasant reading experience... but none the less chapter two.
Kurama: That chapter was so bad... I have gone stupid babble and drool
Hazard: rolls eyes Please Kurama, I am so not in the mood.
Kurama: stops babbling and drooling Fine... but must you blast that music while you write? O.o
Hazard: Yes
Kurama: I think I'm going deaf. .
Hazard: I can't concentrate without music blasting in the back-round. It gets me into my "good-writing-mode-like-state".
Kurama: Well then, the music must not work!
Hazard: O.o wha...? just gets it KURAMA YOU'RE SO MEAN! . sob Maybe I should kidnap-I mean invite!-someone else! :(
Kurama: Oh, would you please?!
Hazard: -- you're evil.
Kurama:
Hazard: AND MAYBE I WILL!!!!! grrrrrrr Anyway, please tell me what you think of chapter two...
Kurama: OOO, I'll tell you what I think!
Hazard: puts hand over Kurama's mouth or as they say on fanfiction.net, R&R! I'm sorry that this whole chapter was just about fish and me and Kurama yelling at each other... but I was enjoying myself... while still being ticked off. Chapter three is coming soon and I hope I will be outta my foul mood by then. Tell then, much love my dawgs!