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Authors Note: Holy Crap, Batman! Why aren't you writing your AP essays? Anyways, thank you for the reviews; it's nice to see some familiar names.
Dedication: Reaka you are too cool.
Enjoy
D.C. Comics and Bad Tea: The Dark Knight Returns
Chapter 2: The Search for Neville
Neville gasped as he woke up. Last thing he saw was a bright light and a cold hand touching his neck.
"He's awaked my Lord." Uttered the small squeaky voice of a man.
"Good, good. Hello Mr. Longbottom, surprised to see me?"
Neville had to squint to see who it was. His eyes caught the light hitting underneath the hood and saw a pair of ruby eyes.
"OMG!!"
"Yes he is surprised Peter. Mwhahahahahahaha!" Voldemort cackled.
"What do want with me?" Asked Neville putting up his fists.
"Nothing except your cooperation and silence Mr. Longbottom...soon you will serve your pupose." Voldemort said placing his fingers into a temple-like position. "Soon all will be mine. Mwahahahahahahhahahah-ackh-hck"
A nice blue car traveled smoothly through the paved roads of London. Within the car sat two people with strange vestments.
"So where are we going?" Minerva asked Severus.
"Deatheaters HQ."
"That doesn't answer my question, but whatever, too bad we can't just apparate there. Which brings me to another question...where did you get this car?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Snape said accelerating.
"Jerk!" Minerva muttered under her breath.
"Hag!"
"You know you still owe me those 5 galleons."
"I owe you no such amount, Gryffindor cheated!"
"Oh don't start that crap with me again! You sore looser!"
"Well...you know what here!" Severus shoved his hands into his pockets and tossed 5 galleons at her.
"You let go of the wheel!" Minerva yelled at him through gritted teeth.
"Crap!" Severus said quickly grabbing onto the wheel again, but not in time to brake for the red light.
"You just past that light..."
"Shut up." Severus said just as a siren began to blare behind them.
"I can't believe this!" Minerva said as Snape halted the car. The police car followed suit and a tall man stepped out of the car. He came over and tapped t the tainted window. Snape groaned and rolled sown the window.
"License and registration please?" Asked the police.
"Hum... what?"
"License and registration?" The officer said impatiently. Severus looked at Minerva who in turn shrugged.
"I see," he officer replied, "No License eh? Are you aware that you just went through a red light at 68 mph? Just because it's 2 am, it doesn't give you the right to do that! Get out of the car now."
Severus sneered and opened the car door.
"What the bloody' ell are you wearing? How many drinks have you and your wife had?"
"Wife! I never heard such a repulsive thing in my life." Minerva complained from inside the car. Snape groaned and looked at the man.
"All right listen...I want you to count to 10 while putting both index fingers to your nose."
"This is ridiculous!" Severus said angrily.
"Hey! I don't want none of your attitude." The officer said furiously. Snape sighed and proceeded to count.
"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10." Snape finished putting both his fingers onto the tip of his long crooked nose.
"I'm impressed you know how to count." Minerva said with an intensely sugary voice. Snape glared at the car.
"All right I need you to walk in a straight line while saying the alphabet backwards." The officer asked Severus who in turn moaned.
"Z, Y, X...W, V, U... T, R, S-
"Ha! Its T, S, R! All right it seems you had one too many get on the hood!"
"What?"
"Resisting arrest eh? Get down on the ground." The officer shoved Snape down to the floor and placed handcuffs on him. Minerva stepped out of the car to see what was happening.
"Officer let go of him!" Minerva said trying to get him off of Severus.
"Do you want to go too?" The officer threatened Minerva.
"Ouch...just try to bail me out?" Severus said giving up on struggling.
"We don't have the time!" Minerva said nervously, "I didn't want to do this..."
Minerva pulled out her wand and aimed it at he officer.
"What are you going to do with that? Poke my eyes out?" The officer said sarcastically while shoving Snape into his patrol car.
"Obliviate!" Minerva shouted as a brilliant white light hit the officer squarely in the chest. He fell on his back and sat up looking quite confused.
"What's going on?" He asked curiously.
"Umm you were just about to let my friend here go." Minerva fibbed.
"Really?" The officer asked.
"Yeah, come on Severus?" Minerva said as the officer took off the handcuffs.
"Bye officer, have a good night!" Minerva said as she got into the car. The officer waved back still in a state of utter confusion. Severus started the car and went off into the street carefully.
"You owe me big, Severus." Minerva said pointing a long polished finger at him.
"This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't distracted me."
"Whatever. I wonder what the others are doing?" Minerva said sheepishly.
"Who cares. I would be surprised if they aren't betting on our survival." Snape said turning on the stereo.
"That's horrible." Minerva said taking off the Wonder Woman tiara.
Back at Hogwarts
"3 galleons that Wonder Woman makes it back, but Batman dies in a grease fire." Fred said to George.
"All right 3 galleons." George said as Hermione came over to them looking murderous.
"How could you? That is horrible, of course they'll make it back." Hermione said her face as red as a ripe tomato. George looked up at her and smiled.
"Don't worry Batgirl, your boyfriend will be back." George said as Hermione screwed up her face and kicked him in the butt.
"Jerk." Hermione said going over to Spiderman and Lightning Boy. "You to shouldn't blame yourselves...Neville really shouldn't have gone looking for you guys." Hermione said reassuringly. Harry nodded and put a hand to his shoulder.
"When are they coming?"
"Go figure, the teachers looked stressed, but Dumbledore is calm, but look at Sinistra, not even Flitwick's cheering charms could comfort her." Hermione said looking over at the teachers.
Ron shook his head, "I doubt we'll be under attack tonight, we should go to bed."
"No Ron, we can't you heard what Sinistra said, it is probably a trap, we have to be alert." Alanna said coming over to them, "Side's I want to sink my nails into the creep who took Neville."
"Amen to that." Hermione said softly, "I wonder what Snape and McGonagall are up to?"
"Probably tearing each others throats out." Ron said grinning at the thought.
"Turn that off Severus!" Minerva putting her hands over her ears. Snape muttered something and put the volume down on the stereo.
"That better your highness?" He said sarcastically.
"Ughh, what was that?"
"Just shut up woman I need to see where I am going." Minerva punched him in the shoulder.
"What was that for?" He said grimacing in pain. "For being a jackass."
"You're one to talk...
"What was that?"
"Nothing...we'll be there soon."
"I hope so, or I'll be the one responsible for your death."
Snape sneered at her comment and put his music back onto the last volume.
Voldemort paced around the room calculating his next step.
"Peter...I need you to send in another attacker to the school."
"Who my lord?" Peter whimpered.
"Lucius Malfoy...yes, send him back as the Riddler."
"Now my lord?"
"Yes now you fool, I want him to wipe them out...all of them. Then I shall have control and my revenge against Batman shall be complete. Yes I can see it now, all of it. With Batman crushed and Potter in my grasp nothing can stand in my way."
"Not even Dumbledore?" Peter said in a very small voice cowering behind his fat hands.
"No...this time no one can defeat me." Voldemort said clutching at his wand. His eyes glowed with excitement at the very thought of crushing every opposition. Peter Pettigrew cowered his face grew pale as the moon shining behind him.
"Any news Peter?" Voldemort said looking down at the pitiful existence that was Peter.
"Yes, Snape and McGonagall are getting nearer, they will be here by morning to retrieve the boy."
"Excellent, very good then, all is going as I have foreseen it. Mwhahahahahahaha..."
"Hehehehehe" Peter began to laugh timidly.
"Hey, only I can do that!"
"Sorry Lord." Peter whimpered
"Mwhahahahahahaha....
Well that's it for now!! Will McGonagall and Snape make it to Neville without killing each other? Will George win his bet? Will Voldemort succeed? Tune in next time same bat channel same bat time!!!
Review please ;)
Suggestions and ideas are always welcome!
Authors Note: Holy Crap, Batman! Why aren't you writing your AP essays? Anyways, thank you for the reviews; it's nice to see some familiar names.
Dedication: Reaka you are too cool.
Enjoy
D.C. Comics and Bad Tea: The Dark Knight Returns
Chapter 2: The Search for Neville
Neville gasped as he woke up. Last thing he saw was a bright light and a cold hand touching his neck.
"He's awaked my Lord." Uttered the small squeaky voice of a man.
"Good, good. Hello Mr. Longbottom, surprised to see me?"
Neville had to squint to see who it was. His eyes caught the light hitting underneath the hood and saw a pair of ruby eyes.
"OMG!!"
"Yes he is surprised Peter. Mwhahahahahahaha!" Voldemort cackled.
"What do want with me?" Asked Neville putting up his fists.
"Nothing except your cooperation and silence Mr. Longbottom...soon you will serve your pupose." Voldemort said placing his fingers into a temple-like position. "Soon all will be mine. Mwahahahahahahhahahah-ackh-hck"
A nice blue car traveled smoothly through the paved roads of London. Within the car sat two people with strange vestments.
"So where are we going?" Minerva asked Severus.
"Deatheaters HQ."
"That doesn't answer my question, but whatever, too bad we can't just apparate there. Which brings me to another question...where did you get this car?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Snape said accelerating.
"Jerk!" Minerva muttered under her breath.
"Hag!"
"You know you still owe me those 5 galleons."
"I owe you no such amount, Gryffindor cheated!"
"Oh don't start that crap with me again! You sore looser!"
"Well...you know what here!" Severus shoved his hands into his pockets and tossed 5 galleons at her.
"You let go of the wheel!" Minerva yelled at him through gritted teeth.
"Crap!" Severus said quickly grabbing onto the wheel again, but not in time to brake for the red light.
"You just past that light..."
"Shut up." Severus said just as a siren began to blare behind them.
"I can't believe this!" Minerva said as Snape halted the car. The police car followed suit and a tall man stepped out of the car. He came over and tapped t the tainted window. Snape groaned and rolled sown the window.
"License and registration please?" Asked the police.
"Hum... what?"
"License and registration?" The officer said impatiently. Severus looked at Minerva who in turn shrugged.
"I see," he officer replied, "No License eh? Are you aware that you just went through a red light at 68 mph? Just because it's 2 am, it doesn't give you the right to do that! Get out of the car now."
Severus sneered and opened the car door.
"What the bloody' ell are you wearing? How many drinks have you and your wife had?"
"Wife! I never heard such a repulsive thing in my life." Minerva complained from inside the car. Snape groaned and looked at the man.
"All right listen...I want you to count to 10 while putting both index fingers to your nose."
"This is ridiculous!" Severus said angrily.
"Hey! I don't want none of your attitude." The officer said furiously. Snape sighed and proceeded to count.
"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10." Snape finished putting both his fingers onto the tip of his long crooked nose.
"I'm impressed you know how to count." Minerva said with an intensely sugary voice. Snape glared at the car.
"All right I need you to walk in a straight line while saying the alphabet backwards." The officer asked Severus who in turn moaned.
"Z, Y, X...W, V, U... T, R, S-
"Ha! Its T, S, R! All right it seems you had one too many get on the hood!"
"What?"
"Resisting arrest eh? Get down on the ground." The officer shoved Snape down to the floor and placed handcuffs on him. Minerva stepped out of the car to see what was happening.
"Officer let go of him!" Minerva said trying to get him off of Severus.
"Do you want to go too?" The officer threatened Minerva.
"Ouch...just try to bail me out?" Severus said giving up on struggling.
"We don't have the time!" Minerva said nervously, "I didn't want to do this..."
Minerva pulled out her wand and aimed it at he officer.
"What are you going to do with that? Poke my eyes out?" The officer said sarcastically while shoving Snape into his patrol car.
"Obliviate!" Minerva shouted as a brilliant white light hit the officer squarely in the chest. He fell on his back and sat up looking quite confused.
"What's going on?" He asked curiously.
"Umm you were just about to let my friend here go." Minerva fibbed.
"Really?" The officer asked.
"Yeah, come on Severus?" Minerva said as the officer took off the handcuffs.
"Bye officer, have a good night!" Minerva said as she got into the car. The officer waved back still in a state of utter confusion. Severus started the car and went off into the street carefully.
"You owe me big, Severus." Minerva said pointing a long polished finger at him.
"This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't distracted me."
"Whatever. I wonder what the others are doing?" Minerva said sheepishly.
"Who cares. I would be surprised if they aren't betting on our survival." Snape said turning on the stereo.
"That's horrible." Minerva said taking off the Wonder Woman tiara.
Back at Hogwarts
"3 galleons that Wonder Woman makes it back, but Batman dies in a grease fire." Fred said to George.
"All right 3 galleons." George said as Hermione came over to them looking murderous.
"How could you? That is horrible, of course they'll make it back." Hermione said her face as red as a ripe tomato. George looked up at her and smiled.
"Don't worry Batgirl, your boyfriend will be back." George said as Hermione screwed up her face and kicked him in the butt.
"Jerk." Hermione said going over to Spiderman and Lightning Boy. "You to shouldn't blame yourselves...Neville really shouldn't have gone looking for you guys." Hermione said reassuringly. Harry nodded and put a hand to his shoulder.
"When are they coming?"
"Go figure, the teachers looked stressed, but Dumbledore is calm, but look at Sinistra, not even Flitwick's cheering charms could comfort her." Hermione said looking over at the teachers.
Ron shook his head, "I doubt we'll be under attack tonight, we should go to bed."
"No Ron, we can't you heard what Sinistra said, it is probably a trap, we have to be alert." Alanna said coming over to them, "Side's I want to sink my nails into the creep who took Neville."
"Amen to that." Hermione said softly, "I wonder what Snape and McGonagall are up to?"
"Probably tearing each others throats out." Ron said grinning at the thought.
"Turn that off Severus!" Minerva putting her hands over her ears. Snape muttered something and put the volume down on the stereo.
"That better your highness?" He said sarcastically.
"Ughh, what was that?"
"Just shut up woman I need to see where I am going." Minerva punched him in the shoulder.
"What was that for?" He said grimacing in pain. "For being a jackass."
"You're one to talk...
"What was that?"
"Nothing...we'll be there soon."
"I hope so, or I'll be the one responsible for your death."
Snape sneered at her comment and put his music back onto the last volume.
Voldemort paced around the room calculating his next step.
"Peter...I need you to send in another attacker to the school."
"Who my lord?" Peter whimpered.
"Lucius Malfoy...yes, send him back as the Riddler."
"Now my lord?"
"Yes now you fool, I want him to wipe them out...all of them. Then I shall have control and my revenge against Batman shall be complete. Yes I can see it now, all of it. With Batman crushed and Potter in my grasp nothing can stand in my way."
"Not even Dumbledore?" Peter said in a very small voice cowering behind his fat hands.
"No...this time no one can defeat me." Voldemort said clutching at his wand. His eyes glowed with excitement at the very thought of crushing every opposition. Peter Pettigrew cowered his face grew pale as the moon shining behind him.
"Any news Peter?" Voldemort said looking down at the pitiful existence that was Peter.
"Yes, Snape and McGonagall are getting nearer, they will be here by morning to retrieve the boy."
"Excellent, very good then, all is going as I have foreseen it. Mwhahahahahahaha..."
"Hehehehehe" Peter began to laugh timidly.
"Hey, only I can do that!"
"Sorry Lord." Peter whimpered
"Mwhahahahahahaha....
Well that's it for now!! Will McGonagall and Snape make it to Neville without killing each other? Will George win his bet? Will Voldemort succeed? Tune in next time same bat channel same bat time!!!
Review please ;)
Suggestions and ideas are always welcome!