Disclaimer: I still remember the last fic...
Aya: Just get it over with.
Disclaimer: She doesn't own YYH or Inuyasha. I don't know for sure if she does own a 7 floor mansion or a well that is connected to Feudal Japan in her courtyard. All I know is that she does own herself, err, Aya.
Aya: Good disclaimer. Now go or suffer my wrath. *Disclaimer pops out with a chicken cloud in his place.* I love bluffing. And reviews, which I'll sort of respond to. First of all, no one may come to really visit, that's how YYH or Die was deleted the first 2 times. Secondly, no questions, this is called "Don't Ask" for a reason, as in DON'T ASK! Thirdly, I said I'll put in conversations with my reviewers, well those will be IM conversations, and real ones at that. But only part of the conversation to leave the readers confused and confounded. So I put that at the end of each chapter.
Karasu: Such perfect hair. *smells my hair*
Aya: 0_0 AAAHHHHHHH!!! HENTAI! BACK INTO THE SHOW. *kicks Karasu into a wall again.* U_U Such a bother.
YK: Yes, and you left him in the same room as me the whole time. That was pure torture.
SS: *growls at YK* Leave her alone. *A/N: Aww... so protective. Sorry I'll just start this right after this note. Their argument is too long*
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*Same place as before the Karasu moment. In other words, we're in the library again*
Yusuke: *snicker* The two love birds. hehehe.
Aya: *growls* You mean Keiko and yourself. *evil smirk* Or you and the baka?
Baka: WHAT?!! I DO NOT LIKE URAMESHI!
Yusuke: -_-U It was a joke Kuwabara, give it a rest already. Hehehe *sees SS nuzzle Aya's neck a bit, who stops quickly after Yusuke's snicker* Aww, don't stop. It's "cute" in a sickening way.
Aya: *death glare and a growl* Shut up Urameshi. You all are lucky I'm not able to use my authoress power anymore. That and if someone didn't hide my resurrection grimoires, I would kill right now.
Yusuke: 0_0;;; Yes'm
Baka: *A/N: warning another smart moment from Baka* Where's Jin guys? *Every1 but Aya and Hiei think about it, and end up shrugging.*
Aya: Still in the courtyard. Sesshy-san, stop it, not here. *SS stops what he was doing, which is similar to what Miroku does, except not as perverted.* My body still aches from interviewing you guys. I'll be back, don't kill each other. *Kisses SS on the cheek and goes into the elevator and pushes the button for the 5th floor [her room remember]* I'm never doing an interview with this cast again, maybe the Inuyasha cast next time but not this one. *gets off on her floor, and goes into the bath, and draws a bubble bath. Putting her long hair in a bun, I skip the nudity scene and she's already in the tub falling to sleep. We return to the courtyard to where Jin is. [and you thought I forgot him didn't ya?]*
Jin: Well now, quite a site up here. *A/N: I'm gonna do an instant translating of his accent. It's really a bitch to write, don't pardon my French, but it is* Yet not a bit of wind. Maybe up higher. *flies up as far as possible, but is stopped by a glass ceiling* A trickster that Aya is. I should've went with the others. *lands and heads back inside. Right back into Aya's bathroom. She's asleep, Karasu is in there too, with a vial in his hand.*
Karasu: Your mine, my pet. *cups some of her hair and smells it. Then he pours the vial onto the crescent mark on her neck, causing the mark to erase[I couldn't find a better term, disappear sounds too Las Vegas magic] and soon he made his move. He bit the same spot on Aya's neck where the previous mark was. [shudders, sorry I don't like the guy at all] He then licked the blood up* Such sweet blood. Who would've thought a mutt could have such a great taste. *Okay, this will not be shown ever, for a couple of reasons too. One of them being this a PG-13 fic, not an R-rated one. Another is, since Aya is supposed to be me, I don't have the heart to write it down either. So I'm just saying that he does something unmentionable and we jump over to the study, where Jin is now at.*
Yusuke: So what's up with the two of you anyways? *A/N: Yep, he has to butt in, I know for a fact that it's his nature. As for the rest, well lets just say that a certain former kitsune thief actually misses a certain fan-girl. Too much spoiling?*
SS: She's mine, if you do anything to tamper with that, I will rip your throat out.
YK: So I was right into assuming that she is yours in that sense. *SS nods and glares at YK for what he might be thinking* Relax Sesshoumaru, I will not intrude, I have one of my own. *A/N: This is true between Yume and myself. In a way you'll understand later this chapter.* In fact my woman is good friends with yours.
Hiei: This bores me. I might as well train. *Okay, as usual it's the elevator and in the room thing. Hiei then takes out his katana, at that moment the mannequin in his room springs to life* What the fuck?! *a sword similar to Hiei's pops into the mannequins hands. Hiei starts attacking it. Mannequin dodges and repeats what Hiei just did. This continues the rest of the day, so I'll just skip over to the bathroom again. Karasu is finally gone, somehow Aya is still asleep [A/N: Let me get this straight okay, I really am a heavy sleeper. Not even a car going into my house woke me up. Which really happened. No lie] Aya then starts to stir, looks at her fingers*
Aya: Looks like I slept for about an hour and a half. Skins all wrinkly. *Skip to wear she's wrapped in a towel and looking in the mirror at a clear flame shaped pendant embedded into her chest just an inch below her collarbone.* What a pain. At least I'm used to this thing. *Skip to wear she's dressed. She's wearing combat boots [I call them kick ass boots] black leather custom fitted pants, a blood red muscle tee [no sleeves] that doubles as a turtle neck, and the dragon necklace. [what? I'm called Dragon Ladysupreme for a reason you know.] She goes into the training area of her room and just punches the bag made just for that, soon switching to kicking the bag* Stupid...Yusuke. *Stops kicking and punching and sits down on her bed.* Well, at least I got that secret weapon of mine. Never used my powers on any of them, unless you count the katana. *Okay, skip a bunch of extra words, she's just comes through the door seeing SS and Yusuke glaring at each other. Reading Yusuke's mind, she knows what happened* You do realize that it's your fault that he's mad at you. You did pull his tail.
Yusuke: How was I supposed to know that that fluffy thing was a tail?
YK: You are an idiot Yusuke. *A/N: Okay, thats not like him. But I couldnt pass up the opportunity to have him say that. Oh, and once again, I show you that the world is ending*
Baka: If you just took a bath, how come your all sweaty?
Jin: 0_0 He said something actually worth saying. Scary.
Aya: Yes, it scares me very much. But at least now his stupidity wont be scaring me anymore.
Yusuke: His idiocy scares everyone. *Every1 but Baka laughs. A/N: If he continues saying things like that I wont be able to call him Baka anymore. NNNOOOOOO!!!!!*
SS: *growls* You have another's scent on you.
Aya: eh? Really?
YK: I smelled that too. What really went on when you left earlier?
Aya: *look of shock* How dare you ask me something like that. *Kinetically slaps Kurama* I did as I said I would. I fell asleep while bathing, I woke up and attacked my punching bag. That's all!
SS: If you lying-
YK: She isn't, I can smell it when someone lies. She is telling the truth. That only raises more questions than answering them. *A/N: Okay, I said no more q's right. Well this is the only way there is going to be any. When their grilling my ass* Why is there another persons scent on you?
Aya: I don't know! *SS moves the hair away from her neck and sees a different bite mark than there usually is. Letting the hair drop, SS walks away with a growl.* What?
SS: Someone removed my mark off of you. Not only that, but they marked you in it's place. *Aya blanches[goes pale people, get a dictionary] and drops down on the nearest couch, still in shock. Yusuke actually isn't laughing, but is scowling. Jin and YK have the same expression as SS on their face. Why? They knew what it meant as well.* We cant be together anymore Aya. I'm sorry.
Aya: *If possible, her face gets even whiter* No...no we can still be together. We just have to kill the bastard that did this to me. That way we can be together again. See, it will be okay again. *Aya has a pleading look on her face.*
YK: That will be difficult to do. If we don't even know if their still here, or even who they are. *Every1 goes silent and sits down thinking this over continuously. Once again since I know you love this, we jump back to Hiei's room where he's still training.*
Hiei: Finally. *Slashes the mannequin at the arm, which ends up squirting him in the face with ice cold water.* What the fuck?! No way this piece of ningen junk can do that. *Uses Dragon of the Darkness Flame on the mannequin. As the smoke clears, Hiei sees the mannequin still there in the same condition as before.* Damn girl, she actually fireproofed the stupid thing. *Stabs the mannequin in the heart and 3 times more than before ice water was dumped at him. Leaving us with a very wet and angry Hiei*
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Aya: That. Was. Pure. Torture. *Shudders a lot* I told some people that this was mainly based on my torture. That and it was written to let the cast have some revenge. Luckily, that was just the story, once it ends at each chapter, I return to being Sesshy-san's, well till the next one begins.
YK: Well I feel better to see you were willing to do that. It almost makes me want to forgive you.
SS: *growls* I don't like this story as you call it. It seems a bit too much.
Aya: Think of how I feel. This time though, I'm ending this right. *Pops Karasu in*
Karasu: Miss me my pets? *YK and Aya shudder*
Aya: Just get it over with you sadistic crow that's a pathetic excuse for a youkai.
Karasu: Someone's feisty. *Aya death glares him, but we all know that it never seems to affect the freak* Yes, well review or else say goodbye to Kurama's gorgeous hair. *YK silently gulps*
Aya: Time to disappear. *Pops Karasu far away from where they are.* ^_^ Hope he like Alaska. Now for your viewing entertainment, I present to you, scenes from an IM
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Kuramacutie01: *pout*
TATUMJL: and we havent gone all the way yet, he's willing to wait till I'm older
Kuramacutie01: sano: GGGOOOOOOOODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
TATUMJL: *sorry, that thing with sesshy slipped*
Kuramacutie01: *my poor poor ears..*
Kuramacutie01: well...we gotta go!
TATUMJL: and stop yelling you'll wake every1 up
Kuramacutie01: *opens a portal*
TATUMJL: *now i wanna stay for a bit*
Kuramacutie01: ok...
TATUMJL: *this is too much fun*
Kuramacutie01: where is that callisto girl...must be on guard at all times!!!!!!!!!1
TATUMJL: i said she'll be hunting for youko for 2 days straight
TATUMJL: right now i think she's up north
Kuramacutie01: mhm...but if she senses im here...wont she come for easier prey?
TATUMJL: *sees Saito but ignores him* no, her mind is pretty much set on youko
Kuramacutie01: good!
TATUMJL: and a ninja never goes after easy prey
Kuramacutie01: fwhhhhhheeeeeee!!!!!!!!1
TATUMJL: oh and Kenshin, your rival Saito is here
Kuramacutie01: kenshin: saito!!!!!!
TATUMJL: must be from sano's yelling
TATUMJL: you know disruption of the peace
Kuramacutie01: my ears still hurt from that...
TATUMJL: yeah, mine too *punches sano in head*
Kuramacutie01: sano: dont hit your father!!!!!!!
TATUMJL: why not, you hurt my ears and yume's
Kuramacutie01: mhm!!!!!!!!!
Kuramacutie01: sano: your punches hurt!!!!!
TATUMJL: and what'll saito think when he finds out that you have a daughter
Kuramacutie01: sano: i dont know
TATUMJL: cool, my punches hurt
Kuramacutie01: lol
TATUMJL: i still like my katana better
Kuramacutie01: lol
TATUMJL: *shows katana to sano, well it's sheathed and she's showing him the hilt* see all the shinyness
TATUMJL: silver hirouseki stones, which are normally white
Kuramacutie01: sano: where did you get that?
TATUMJL: and rubies
TATUMJL: Yume made me it
Kuramacutie01: ^_^
Kuramacutie01: kenshin: you made that?
Kuramacutie01: yep!
TATUMJL: and the blade is in great shape
TATUMJL: i polish it almost everyday ^_^
Kuramacutie01: lol
TATUMJL: and no sano, I'm not selling it to repay your debts
TATUMJL: XD
Kuramacutie01: sano: aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww
TATUMJL: only I'm suppossed to weild it anyway
Kuramacutie01: mmmhmmmmmmmmm
TATUMJL: wait, i forgot that swords are illegal at this time, so why isnt Saito taking it away from me?
Kuramacutie01: mebby he likes you
TATUMJL: *puts katana into belt loop* aw...
Kuramacutie01: *ewness*
TATUMJL: too bad I'm only 17, and hes really ancient, not like Sesshy but...
Kuramacutie01: lol
TATUMJL: well you know what we are, he's not like us, he'll continue to age
Kuramacutie01: mhm
TATUMJL: damn said that outloud
Kuramacutie01: lol
TATUMJL: *whistles in innocence*
TATUMJL: *not very good though*
Kuramacutie01: ^-^
TATUMJL: *stops whistling* it's hard to whistle with fangs
Kuramacutie01: mhm
TATUMJL: *tries to go back into human form but fails again* KUSO!!!
Kuramacutie01: what season is it?
Kuramacutie01: here i mean
TATUMJL: uh.... looks like it's fall too, maybe late
Kuramacutie01: *starts to snow*
Kuramacutie01: woah...snow...
TATUMJL: but i shouldnt be answering, kenshin should
Kuramacutie01: kenshin: she is right that she is
TATUMJL: I think i did that, stupid pendant embedded in chest
Kuramacutie01: lol
TATUMJL: AHH EVIL LINGO!! must fight urge not to kill source of lingo
Kuramacutie01: don't kill him!
TATUMJL: sorry for the yelling
Kuramacutie01: POOR EARS
TATUMJL: *meditates*
Kuramacutie01: O.o
TATUMJL: *I'm gonna keep meditating*
Kuramacutie01: *ok..*
TATUMJL: *....*
TATUMJL: *looks unconsious but sitting* hmmmmm....
Kuramacutie01: kenshin: is she ok?
TATUMJL: *continues meditating*
Kuramacutie01: yea...
TATUMJL: *flames surround me in a ball of fire*
TATUMJL: hmmmmmm....
Kuramacutie01: *jumps back*
TATUMJL: *ice replaces ice* hmmm......
TATUMJL: ice replaces fire i mean*
Kuramacutie01: lol
Kuramacutie01: *sneezes*
TATUMJL: *nothing is swirling and i stop meditating* better
Kuramacutie01: ok...
TATUMJL: *gets up* anyone panic yume?
Kuramacutie01: not really...
TATUMJL: really?
Kuramacutie01: sano was death glaring saito
TATUMJL: hehe
Kuramacutie01: kenshin wasnt really payin attention...
Kuramacutie01: kaoru is inside trining yahiko
TATUMJL: weird that saito isnt scared of my demon form
Kuramacutie01: nope...
Kuramacutie01: *sneezes again*
TATUMJL: what do you mean nope
Kuramacutie01: i think hes a wolf yokai
TATUMJL: *uses fire abilities to warm you up* better?
Kuramacutie01: mhm
TATUMJL: it would make sense
Kuramacutie01: mhm
TATUMJL: eww... hope he doesnt try to marl me too..
TATUMJL: *shudders* that would be creepy
Kuramacutie01: that wouldent be *sneezes* good...
TATUMJL: *uses a charm to keep you warm* this should work
Kuramacutie01: good...darn cold..
TATUMJL: and to think i was joking about liking him
Kuramacutie01: *shudder*
TATUMJL: *shudders again*
Kuramacutie01: ewness
TATUMJL: yeah, it's way weird
TATUMJL: kenshin, your rival is scaring me, make it stop please
TATUMJL: *reads Saito's mind* HENTAI!!!!
Kuramacutie01: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
TATUMJL: *oops, sorry Yume*
Kuramacutie01: *pout*
TATUMJL: *i just tried to make it loud enough for him to hear, didnt try to hear you*
Kuramacutie01: its ok
TATUMJL: do anything Saito, and i will kill you
TATUMJL: or sano will
Kuramacutie01: mhm
TATUMJL: well he'll try at least
TATUMJL: probably fail though
Kuramacutie01: yuppers
TATUMJL: *reads Saito's mind again* eewwww...
Kuramacutie01: ggggggrrrrrrrrr.........
TATUMJL: *telepathic link to Saito* HENTAI!!
Kuramacutie01: *saito looks shocked*
TATUMJL: *YOU SICK ARROGANT BAKA YOUKAI*
TATUMJL: *HENTA! HENTAI!
TATUMJL: HENTAI!!!*
Kuramacutie01: *shivers* how was that charm supposed to work?
TATUMJL: *had to finish yelling, Yume at least this is easier on your ears. Say fiore*
Kuramacutie01: fiore
TATUMJL: 0_o eeewwwww....
TATUMJL: hentai moment in the wolf's head
TATUMJL: *shudders*
Kuramacutie01: warmness...
Kuramacutie01: ew...
TATUMJL: *HENTAI! STOP THINKING ABOUT ME LIKE THAT!*
TATUMJL: *Sano, he' staring at me. make it stop*
Kuramacutie01: *pounces on saito and hits him repedtly*
Kuramacutie01: ^-^
TATUMJL: ^_^ yay
Kuramacutie01: i always wanted to do that