(IMPORTANT: This is a serious (ok, fine, fine, semi-serious) authors-note... so... uh... yeah. Just wanted to say that... well, to tell you the truth, I just wanted to put something in caps lock... hehe? Uh... yeah.)

Hazard: Hello out there! I would just like to say a couple things before we get into the carnage... I MEAN... story.

Kurama: Same thing really.

Hazard: (rolls eyes) Yeah, that's really witty Kurama. Anyway, I reread chapters 1-3 and I was totally disappointed to find out that half the time I was making all the YYH guys look like idiots and the other half making my OC's seem like Mary Sues... and quite frankly, I wasn't aiming for any of that! In chapter four I will be trying SUPER hard to get all the guys in-character and shed more light on all of my OC's past and stuff (which will hopefully explain why they seemed so... crappy really). I'm so totally surprised that you people actually read my junk.

Kurama: I've been saying that since the beginning.

Hazard: (Sighs) I'm gunna get some soda. (Gets up and walks out of the room and into the kitchen)

Kurama: (turns to the Audience and shakes head sadly) I fear that the peoples who read this are brainwashed... You see, I have found out, through painstaking research that suckyness makes humans senseless. You just read the title of this so called "story" and go stupid. (sigh) We are trying to come up with a cure, but we think it's too late to save some of them. There for, we will be saying a few words for all the people who gave up their good judgment and read this story.

Neko-Jinx: You seem to be the most affected by this story. We are deeply sad that you, a splendid author and comical individual have succumbed to this... this... THING OF EVIL! We hope that in time you will get over the horror.

Fragile Phyche: Such a sweet person. Her story is a work of great splendor, one that can only come from a creative and artistic mind. She has been quoted saying Hazard has a great cense of humor... (Shakes head) Oh, how the innocent minds fall.

Tonysbedroomslave: (sigh) such a pleasant person. She is one of the people that really make you feel like you did a good job. However, she is totally mistaken when she said all those nice things to Hazard. If she ever gets over the distress of being forced by some unknown evil to review this story wonderfully, it is our hope here at the E.D.D. (that stands for... uh... Evil Dead Dude) that she will write a story. We are sure it will be quite entertaining.

We salute all of you! All of us from M.O.B. Co. (standing for the Mad Oppressed Bob's) and E.D.D Inc. will grieve for you all.

Hazard: (walks into the room holding two sodas) Here's a coke for you, Kura—Hey! What the flip are you doing?!

Kurama: Nothing!... Anyway... uh... you wanted to say something else didn't you?

Hazard: Oh yeah... Another reason why I haven't updating in so long is because I'm hard at work (coughSOHardAtWorkcough) on some other stories!

Jin: (walks into the room from the kitchen with another soda) Oh really? What are they 'bout?

Hazard: So far, all together their about two pages.

Kurama: Ha, ha, that was terribly clever.

Hazard: (sigh) Wasn't it though?

Jin: -.-; So, what are these stories of yours called then? Can you at least tell us that?

Hazard: Sure, their called "A Day in the Life", "Changes of the Heart", "Going Away to College", and a few others without names.

Jin: (nods) Not bad.

Kurama: They're comedies, are they?

Hazard: For the most part I guess... but their not your usually comedies. They'll have star-crossed lovers, demons, dares, some violence, suspense, revenged, suggestive scenes, and mild language.

Kurama: Ah, sounds hilarious.

Jin: O.O Yeah... uh... they sound great.

Hazard: -.- Whatever. Well anyway people, I will have chapter four up here hopefully by next week. Thank you for review chapter three! Oh, and please keep an eye out for my upcoming stories! I will also be co-writing some stories with a few different people as well... :) Love you all! Punk out dawgs!

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