Disclaimer: Ha ha! I mock you for not owning any of the shows.
Aya: Ha ha! I mock you for getting yourself killed either right now or in the next chapter. *disclaimer dude: O_O (pops off)* ^^ Thought he'd see it my way.
YK: As much as I feel that I'm about to regret it, what about the reviews?
Aya: Okay... but you might actually regret it like you said.
YK: -_- I unfortunately know that all too well. Wait... . . o.o where exactly is everyone else?
Aya: Um... waiting for us in the story in shackles. Even Karasu. ^-^
YK: What about that contract?
Aya: I didn't hurt him. Just bound him like the way I'm bound to that contract. So now for our lovely reviewers.
YK: Yume?! Where?! . . -_-# Don't do that again...
Aya: The reviewers. ^^;;; *YK: -_-###*
Lady Wolf Moon's Response
Yusuke and Baka: O.O Ouch.... poor guy. He is a guy right?
Aya: -_-# Yes he's a guy you baka no baka's. Luckily I explained everything to them in an E-mail so it's all good and all.
Hiei: ... Hn. Baka no youkai pup.
SS: *Death glares Hiei.* You will treat her with respect. She is of a higher and more noble class than you could ever hope to accomplish.
Aya: No! Let him, I'm really alright with it.
Baka: Uh... *is lost and confused*
YK: -_- ... You said they were back in the show. *Aya: ^^;;;*
Yusuke: *punches Baka in the gut*
Baka: @_@ *is unconscious*
Aya: Okay, he might be an idiot Yusuke, but what was that really for?
Yusuke: *shrugs* Get him out of that clueless gaze? Guess I punched a bit high, and hard.
Hiei: If a baby ningen punched him, he'd be out the same way.
Every1 but Baka: *nods*
YK: So why exactly did you make that earth spirit so... Kuwabara-like intelligence wise?
Aya: I based that one on one of the best games ever that was out on the PS1. Legend of Dragoon, Earth was based on Kongol. ^-^
Every1 but Baka and Aya: O.o ...okay...
Hiana's response
Every1 but baka and Aya: *is busy with something else*
Baka: @_@ *is still unconscious*
Aya: I was only responding to the reviews from chapter 4. Gomen... yes, gomen nasi. I could always respond to that one right now...
YK: *comes over and reads the review for chapter 1 from Hiana* of course I'm hotter. After all, I am a fox.
Aya: -_- Crescent moon already Kurama?
YK: No... not for a while. It was a full moon a couple of nights ago though. I'm still a bit more Youko that usual.
Hiei: *comes over and reads the same review* hn... baka no ningens *resumes his glaring.... somewhere else in the authoress void*
YK: Wait... who's Ishizu?
Aya: -_-U A girl from a different anime. It's called Yu-Gi-Oh! and she's only in that because Hiana has stranger friends than me.
YK: O.o Okay... but I'm still hotter right?
Aya: Uh... hehe... ^^;;; I'm not in a position to respond to that question. After all, this is called "Don't Ask" for that particular reason.
YK: -_-# ...
Gip-K's response
Aya: *is unaffected by the glare* There's to be action in both parts. Not only that but my Scenes from an IM section is a classic section now. It even has a plot. Would you rather have me stick in a RP once it starts?
Yusuke: Itai!! *rubs face* What the fuck was that for?! Fine you slap harder than Keiko, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SLAP ME TO PROVE THAT!
Baka: *is surprisingly conscious* She's not so bad... *gets the hug finally* ^-^ Sweet! I got a girl.
Aya: ... *has used the rest of the review to burn Tea from Yu-Gi-Oh!*
Hiei: ... baka no ningen
Yusuke: .... *is holding down laughter*
YK: What of Yukina?
Baka: . . Yukina! Where?!
YK: -_-U ....
Aya: -_-#/U ....
Hiei: *death glares* ....
Yusuke: .... *is still holding back laughter*
SS: -_-# ....
Karasu: O.o ....
Aya: .
YK: .
Yusuke: .
Hiei: -_- .... -_
Baka: .
Yusuke: other way baka.
Baka: Oh... right. .
Yusuke: -_-U .... .
SS: .
Karasu: . ....
Aya: WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU TO FIGURE OUT WHY YOUR HERE YOU BAKA!!
Karasu: Oh.... uh...
Aya: Okay... I made my point... I think.
Twistedmind29's review response
Aya: ARIGATO!!
YK: Your too loud. I think this one can read just fine without you yelling it out.
Aya: ^^''' sorry Kurama. The hypnotizing machine is good TM, I've been on it for hours at a time and I'm getting smarter by the hour.
YK: Right...
Aya: XD
Yume's Response
YK: Grounded? Again?! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! This means I'm stuck here till Friday. T_T not fair.
Aya: Life ain't fair fox. Learn to deal.
YK: I thought Yume's kaa san was nice though. She gave me a quesadilla. I was tricked into thinking that and was shown her true nature. If she wasn't Yume's ningen kaa san, I'd probably kill her.
Aya: Down boy... we better get ya out of hea before you rip everything apart.
End of responses
Aya: Wow. I typed this part alone and it's already 3 pages long on Microsoft Word.
YK: Yes... Other than the IM part, this is the longest part of the whole thing.
Aya: NO!! I can't let that happen. I will make the actual thing longer than it all... but I have writers block sorta.
YK: Not even going to bother. *walks into the story*
Every1 but YK and Aya: *shrugs and follows the HUMAN YK* (A/N: that human part is just a reminder that Kurama is in his ningen form the whole time unless specified. In fact I'll put Youko instead of YK if he transforms)
Aya: Hey! How dare you all leave without me! *runs in finally*
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Aya: *comes out of a portal into a clearing in the Makai forest, well one of the Makai forests. There are 3 creatures that look like banshee's crossed with the vampires from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (A/N: don't own that either) and among them is a guy that looks hotter than David Boreanez, Orlando Bloom and Youko put together. (A/N: @_@ hot bishie guys..... together.... *goes into a daze* Oh and don't own them either.) Is 6'8" very tan skin and platinum hair with black streaks. Muscular build is a bit more than Youkos (A/N: @_@ *fantasy daze*) His eyes were completely black other than a pale blue dot for the cornea in each eye. (A/N: O.o he's still hot though...) Aya takes to the trees as silently as possible and as quickly as Hiei.*
Vampshriek #1: I thought master said he was hungry. Why are we here in the middle of nowhere?
Vampshriek #2: Never question the master! (A/N: okay, this is getting annoying. Im putting V#__ instead of writing out Vampshriek. And now read over those two again, cuz they kinda sound like hissing under the words. ^^;;;) Master has never failed in the hunts.
V#3: Why not?
V#2: Ever since he drank that oracle, he's had this sixth sense about things.
Hot Master:(A/N: ^^;;; I couldn't help but add the "Hot" part. Hehehe.) You keep talking so loud, the prey is going to see us and get away. *is leading his ugly followers further from where Aya came in*
Aya: *is stealthily following the group from the trees.* *thinking* Man that leader is kinda hot... Nani?! I'm thinking that my victim is hot?! Okay, note to self, serious fucking with koibito when I get home *End thought session*
V#1: What kind of hunger is master looking for though? (A/N: _ Ewww!!! Perverted servant! It was perverted servant I said!!! Perverted servant!!!! O.o okay, authoress note to self. Lay off of the sugar for Radioactive Hazelnutacinno's WHICH YOU ACTUALLY OWN!!! O.o uh... don't mind me.)
Hot Master: Both kind of hungers are good. Most likely both, if my hunch is correct about tonight's prey.
V#1,2&3: ^-^ *has hentai thoughts*
Hot Master: -_-# *knows what their thinking*
Aya: *is too high up to hear them in ningen form and doesn't want to know what's up with the hideous servant's faces*
Hot Master: *leads his ugly hentai servants into a clearing to the point where no tree's can be near them* This spot should do.
V#1,2&3: ?_? *thinking* Has master slipped or something? *end thinking session*
Aya: _# *thinking* Why so far? I have to get rid of the whole clan and in order to do that I have to follow them. Great... no choice. Operation decoy goes into effect and is official if this works. *end thinking session, again* *goes over to the left of the hot vampshriek and his group then takes to the ground. Lands on some fallen sticks and makes a crunch sound* _ !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot Master: And in comes the prey.
Aya: *snaps and is in a Chinese style dress made of silk. Is black with a red and silver dragon going up one side and a slit on the opposing side reaching the top of her thighs. (A/N: Wow, I'm hot now. I was in that nasty baggy gi before. ^-^ The kitsune in me assures I'm hot in any kind of clothing though. Yeah, vain, but true.) Hides the katana given by Yume after quickly sheathing it but leaves hair in the Tomb Raider style braid.*
Hot Master: Come on out... or you will be forced out. Trust me when I say that my servants are hentai's when it comes to the forceful way.
Aya: _ Ewww.... *walks into clearing* ^^;;; uh.... hi?
Hot Master: I knew my hunch would be correct. Now be a good prey and come over here by Keizo. (A/N: Ha! He now has an actual name. Hot Keizo.)
Aya: *shudders after thinking of what kind of prey she is and slowly walks towards Keizo, realizing that she forgot to put on shoes when she snapped.* By inari I'm hoping that your not another hentai clan leader.
Hot Keizo: What if I am? You really have no choice but to comply.
Aya: -_-# You actually believe that don't you?
Hot Keizo: You'll just have to find out. *Wraps an arm around Aya's waist and leads her back the other way but in a slightly different direction.*
***Back in the shrine basement type place. All 8 flame people are still on their pedestals. All but blue and red are meditating. Even silver is meditating instead of watching them in case she needs to break up another fight***
Blue: Did you see that?
Red: She's being as careless as you usually are, and that's saying something.
Blue: Hey!
Red: Hey nothing. It's true and you know it.
Blue: Yeah! But you didn't have to put it like that ya know. If she ends up killing herself before that prophecy is finished, then we're finished as well.
Red: Not my fault. That damned wolf got to her before we did. Made her reckless, unorganized, cocky.
Blue: You had to use the word cocky? Even I think it's funny besides Gold. Now that's saying something.
Red: Like I give a damn Blue. I'll say what ever I want... unless it's about Divinity. She's a real bitch if shit is talked about her behind her back.
Blue: I know. We all found that out after Gold opened his damned mouth. After that she took her anger out on everyone. I bet our own realm felt the maddening energy coming from her.
Red: I know, for some reason she took most of it out on me. *Goes into a meditative state. Ignoring Blue from now on.*
Blue: That is beyond rude. Whatever. *goes into a meditative state as well*
***Now a jump to the 3rd floor, which is the floor where this whole thing started. Kuwabara and Yusuke are playing .Hack Part 3: Outbreak on the PS2 (A/N: Only the best game saga on the PS2. Final Fantasy of course is up on the list, but .Hack is the best in my case. XD) with Kuwabara needing constant revival. (A/N: Now THAT sounds all too familiar in his case.) Hiei is in his room dealing with the mannequin that keeps drenching him in ice cold water. Kurama is partly watching Yusuke and Kuwabara play and reading an old book with some kind of Makai language on it. Sesshoumaru is on a couch nearby making sure nothing happens to the place***
Baka: What?! I'm dead already?!
Yusuke: You mean again. This is only a level 4 dungeon and you go and die in the first fighting room. Can you not lose in any kind of battle?
Baka: Uh... *goes into a pointless gaze of empty thought*
YK: He's going to be like that for some time now.
SS: Only a ningen can hold such a clueless gaze like that. *picks up a book that's even older than the one Kurama was reading* You all bore me.
Yusuke: Then why are you even here?
SS: So you don't destroy my koi's little place.
Yusuke: Little?! This place is huge. There is nothing little about this place that is little.
SS: The whole place is little you baka no hanyou. To think I come to this time to escape the idiocy of hanyou's.
YK: *sees a picture of a huge castle in the old book he's been reading then read the italics out loud* "The long forgotten central domestic placing of the lord of the western lands to the ningen world. Has been relocated to the Makai. The lord's location however has never been found afterwards."
SS: That must be the old place. I'm still in the same place I've always been.
YK: Yusuke come here so you may understand what he meant by this place being small.
Yusuke: *Walks over to Kurama and looks at the picture in the old book* Chikuso! That's fuckin' big. No wonder you said this place was small. That place is a fuckin palace.
SS: -_-#
Baka: Hey what's taking the girl so long anyways?
YK: -_-# We were already told that she's off working or something like that. Just play your game Kuwabara.
Baka: I would, but I'm dead again. Yusuke has to start playing again and he's dead too.
Yusuke: Kuso! Why didn't you pause it baka? *runs over and picks up the control again*
***In a den in Makai. In the back is a room where Aya and Keizo currently are. Right now outside the room the minions that are uglier that butt ugly are talking amongst each other and some with their ears against the door listening to what's going on. All the eavesdropping vampshriek minions are giggling or whatever while doing absolutely nothing productive. So now that you've seen that minions have absolutely nothing to do, we'll go into the room. It's one of those fancy only silk for cloth in the room kind of rooms. Mainly a dark red and black shade was used. Keizo was on the bed glaring at another door which had the bathroom on the other side***
Hot Keizo: Does it really take you that long for a 3 minute thing?
Aya's Voice: Only when I decide I wanna stall.
Hot Keizo: -_-# Get out here wench or I shall resort to the forceful method. To tell ya, I don't mind either way.
Aya: *comes out in one of those 7 veils gypsy dancing outfits with an unaware dagger in the back* Better? Baka no teme.
Hot Keizo: Now don't be like that. Plenty have enjoyed themselves with their last time alone with me. Even better is that I might just keep you around for some time instead of just ridding of you right after my fun.
Aya: *hides a look of disgust* Hm... doesn't sound so bad. *comes to the bed and puts only a knee on it and leans forward to show him down her blouse* So tell me your style of "fun". Then maybe I'll tell you mine.
Hot Keizo: How bout I show you instead. *takes Aya by her waists and brings him to him with a pretty tight grip*
Aya: *While keizo kisses her, with her following along, the dagger in her back floats out of its sheath into the air and goes behind Keizo's head* Sorry to disappoint.
Hot Keizo: Oh, I'm thoroughly enjoying myself.
Aya: *still in-between the kissing and his feeling her* Not for that. I meant sorry to disappoint you, but be glad you had the honor of being killed by one of the council of the inner eye's best *the dagger which is now glowing with flames stabs itself into Keizo's brain stem. As quickly as the dagger pierces the skin, the flames quickly engulf him and Aya.* As you go down in flames, I'll live to mock you on your grave.
Hot Keizo: *is slowly coming ashes but still says clearly* The flames will engulf you as well. I'll be able to see you in Hades where I'll see you roast forever in those immortal flames.
Aya: So stupid, and so naive. *walks away from him with the flames still engulfing both* I would never be so reckless as to get caught without purpose.
Hot Keizo: *gives out a shriek much like a banshee's shriek (A/N: Hence their name. They drink blood. They shriek like a banshee. Vamps that shriek, vampshriek) and erupt in a pillage of flames and ash. leaving nothing but a tiny little flame and a pile*
Aya: *still engulfed in the fire. Floats the dagger to her hand and sheathes the dagger* Almost too easy *steps out of the room* O.O Oh chikuso... *Hundreds of the vampshriek minions are poised and ready to attack her with some kind of weapon. After 2 moments of the all staring at her, and she at them all, they lung and strike her, all at the same time*
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Aya: *lets off an unearthly evil laughter that echo's into the authoress void*
YK: O.o Your on fire. Your on fire and about to die by the hands of hundreds of minions with weapons. Your on fire about to die by the hands of hundreds of minions with weapons and laughing about it.
Aya: Mhm. It's one of my greatest cliffhangers yet. Not only that, but i did make the actual story longer than the review response.
YK: Now make sure you don't over do it with the scenes from an IM. Direct continuation from the last chapters right?
Aya: Mhm.... that way I can delete it from the hard copy and save some space on that. So my fine kitsune gone ningen friend. Please do the honors.
YK: -_- *in a droning tone* Now for your entertainment, Scenes from an IM
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TATUMJL: yes very
Kuramacutie01: hes gonna try and kill me for the purple marker incident
TATUMJL: maybe
Kuramacutie01: that was fun...
TATUMJL: it could be an ally though
TATUMJL: or maybe jin or touya
Kuramacutie01: mabey...
TATUMJL: or chu even
Kuramacutie01: mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm
TATUMJL: but that drunk oaf cant do anything to us
Kuramacutie01: nope
TATUMJL: dont know why not, i just say he cant
Kuramacutie01: lol
TATUMJL: hey maybe it's someone from Middle Earth. wait never mind, they cant do portals
Kuramacutie01: evil yusuke....evil toddler...evil traning...evil dectives...good yoko...evil yokai
TATUMJL: see you were able to slip in Youko with your rambling
Kuramacutie01: mhm!
TATUMJL: hmmm.....
TATUMJL: Suzaku maybe
TATUMJL: naw....
Kuramacutie01: eeeeeeviiiiiiiiilllllllllllll clown
TATUMJL: that'
s Suzuka you baka
Kuramacutie01: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Kuramacutie01: eeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllll lighnin dude
TATUMJL: though it could be him too
Kuramacutie01: mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhm
TATUMJL: or *gulp* Baka coming to scare us with his stupidity
Kuramacutie01: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHh
Kuramacutie01: *hides under couch bumping arm in process*
Kuramacutie01: ooooooooooowwwwww
TATUMJL: ow
Kuramacutie01: hey look!!! dustbunnies!!!!!!!
TATUMJL: it was a joke yume
Kuramacutie01: ohhhhhh...........
TATUMJL: enough with the bunnies. dont you get enough of that
Kuramacutie01: yes i do...
TATUMJL: dont know where that came from
TATUMJL: *gulp* it could be niji
TATUMJL: and speaking of niji...
TATUMJL: what are sweedles?
Kuramacutie01: a swords and needles crossed
TATUMJL: ooohhhhhh.... why not just use swords?
Kuramacutie01: she copyrighted it...
Kuramacutie01: iono
Kuramacutie01: she is a crazy insane psyco......
TATUMJL: yes, yes she is
Kuramacutie01: mhmmhmhm
TATUMJL: well i guess Hiei was just teasing us, noone here
Kuramacutie01: are ya sure?
TATUMJL: scaring us like that is cruel, maybe im sure
Kuramacutie01: mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm
Kuramacutie01: but where did hiei go?
TATUMJL: blurred out member
Kuramacutie01: i have to work with the baka *shudders*
TATUMJL: hehe
Kuramacutie01: but i also get to work with kurama!!!!!!!!
Kuramacutie01: YAY!!!!!!!
TATUMJL: yay!
Kuramacutie01: mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm
TATUMJL: *teleports to a reikai vault, steals something shiny, teleports to house and hides it then teleports back to genkai's behind you*
TATUMJL: ^____^
Kuramacutie01: AH
Kuramacutie01: *jums*
Kuramacutie01: *jumps
Kuramacutie01: dont scare me like that
TATUMJL: sorry couldnt help it
Kuramacutie01: klepto takin over
TATUMJL: no...
TATUMJL: shiny stuff in vault took over
Kuramacutie01: ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kuramacutie01: my science teacher tortures me...
TATUMJL: i did it on purpose
Kuramacutie01: she said on a power point thingy....
TATUMJL: mean teachers should die
Kuramacutie01: METALS
Kuramacutie01: shiny
Kuramacutie01: im like O.O!!!!!!!!! shhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyy.........................
Kuramacutie01: shes not mean
Kuramacutie01: she just tourtured me with shiny
TATUMJL: hehe, she peaked your kitsune side
Kuramacutie01: yuppers
TATUMJL: and i just mentioned mean teachers for the hell of it
Kuramacutie01: lllllllllooooooooooollllll
TATUMJL: um... Koenma should notice the shiny orb missing about now
Kuramacutie01: *koenma teleports into room*
TATUMJL: yes, it was an orb, on the 13th level
Kuramacutie01: *pretends to be asleep*
TATUMJL: oops
Kuramacutie01: *on couch*
TATUMJL: *tries to run away*
Kuramacutie01: koenma: the orb on the 13th level has gone missing...
TATUMJL: *slips in own puddle of blood* oww
TATUMJL: so?
Kuramacutie01: *shoots up off couch*
Kuramacutie01: OW!!!!!!!
TATUMJL: sorry yume, i slipped
Kuramacutie01: -.- be more careful
TATUMJL: i didnt try to slip, it just happened, how was i supposed to know that the wound bled through the bandages so much
Kuramacutie01: gggggggrrrrrrrrr...........KOENMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TATUMJL: *changes subject* So what about this orb Koenma?
Kuramacutie01: IM A DECTECTIVE?????!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!
Kuramacutie01: koenma: yes you are yume...the orb is a very powerful rekai object...and its been stolen
TATUMJL: hehe spirit detectiver Yume, nice ring to it if i say so myself
Kuramacutie01: *slaps forehead*
TATUMJL: What's so special about this orb Koenma?
TATUMJL: what's it do
Kuramacutie01: koenma: it can destroy a whole nation...
TATUMJL: hm.... a whole nation you say? *pics of Karasu's place being destroyed in mind*
Kuramacutie01: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
TATUMJL: oowwww, the laughter
Kuramacutie01: sorry........
TATUMJL: it's kay
TATUMJL: oh right, any clues to who did it Koenma
Kuramacutie01: koenma: no...
Kuramacutie01: koenma: yume..your on the case....
TATUMJL: *good*
Kuramacutie01: WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??////
TATUMJL: WHAT???!!!!
Kuramacutie01: IM STILL INJURED!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuramacutie01: YOU CANT MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!
Kuramacutie01: koenma: fine...you have 3 weeks...
TATUMJL: yeah, your terrible to do that to her
Kuramacutie01: *thank inari*
Kuramacutie01: mhmmhm
TATUMJL: *yeah, i dont want to give up that orb just yet, its too shiny*
TATUMJL: *I'll sneak it back when the toddler leaves
TATUMJL: *
Kuramacutie01: *i dont want to turn you in*
Kuramacutie01: *ok*
TATUMJL: *see, now to get rid of the toddler*
TATUMJL: koenma what about Karasu?
TATUMJL: he still loose?
Kuramacutie01: koenma: i forgot about him....need to go and fil out paper work
TATUMJL: NANI!!!!
Kuramacutie01: *koenma dissapears*
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Aya: Eeeeeeevvvvvviiiiiiilllllll ttttooooooddddddddddllllleeeeerrrrrr.....
YK: He's not so bad...okay he is. I can;t even find a way to defend him.
Aya: See? *now faces you readers*So I want to know if your confused by anything. If so, please state them in a review along with your actual review and the whole cast and I will be glad to clear it all up.
YK: The whole cast?!
Aya: Your right.
YK: -.- good.
Aya: Kuwabara is too stupid to answer anything like this, and Yusuke might be there with him.
YK: -_-# *faces you readers as well now* Red, review and have this one clear anything up your confused with. This is Kurama asking you to save us with your reviews, signing off,
Aya: JA NE MINNA-SAN!!!