Disclaimer: Doesn't own more than the plot, mansion layout, Aya and some other stuff that's not famous...yet. And she's already jumping into the review responses. Of which will only be Kurama and herself due to a little dispute with the rest of the cast.
Gip-K's Review Response
Aya: ^-^ Glad to be of some laughter.
YK: Isn't that a bit...wrong to say?
Aya: How so?
YK: Well it would be more proper to say "glad to have provided some laughter" or "glad to be a provider of some laughter" not what you just said.
Aya: Yeah? Well I don't care so much. Oh and gip-k, ^_~ I cant promise that I wont die or anything. You'll really have to read the chapter through to find out.
YK: She's right though, your grammar, descriptions and spelling have improved quite a bit.
Aya: My spelling has always been well. It's just that this damned program doesn't understand how I type or anything and switches it with other words and junk.
YK: And of the rest?
Aya: What do you expect of me? You want a detailed description of what I look like or something? Also, I have no excuse for my grammar. It's been effected by slang and living standards. Not to mention television.
YK: You know what? Those minions remind me of Kuwabara's usual attitude
Aya: Where do you think I got the idea from?
YK: True...oh and since Kuwabara isn't here to respond as well, I'm to let you know that his tongue has been reviewed so as it doesn't slip up again. Also Yusuke said that he just doesn't like being slapped.
Aya: ^^ NEXT REVIEW!!!
Kittengrl39's Review Response
Aya: Okay, I promised explanations...here it goes. At the end of chapter 5, Aya went to a secluded room in the back. In the beginning of chapter 6, she came out of a portal to a forest in Makai and started to follow Keizo and his minions. The rest you can read over again I'm sure.
YK: Well, that was pretty straight forward.
Aya: ^^ mhm!
YK: -.- I'm surrounded by them. (A/N: Okay. that's Hiei's saying on some part, yet also my own. ^^ Go OOCness)
Aya: XD!!! O.o wow...pretty cool being able to imagine what yu want and have it come true. But trust me when I say that everything about Aya isn't all its cracked up to be.
YK: Unfortunately she's not one for major spoilers. So in time you'll have to figure out what's to happen.
Aya: Okay. I think that answers her question, now for the next one.
LadyWolfMoon's Review Response
Aya: Okay, I think this goes without saying, but I'm going to say it anyway. Don't kill each other or anything, kay? I don;t have review death insurance or anything like that.
YK: Doesn't seem that there's much to respond to though. Next reviewer then.
RenegadeKitsune's Review Response
Aya: Rrr.... ^^
YK: R.R.R. Wow, your school needs an update in technology.
Aya: Mhm!!
CrystalCherryBlossom's Review Response
Aya: ^^ *is cuddling the Sesshoumaru plushies*
YK: She sent that in right before we actually started...did you tell her to review?
Aya: ^^ *is holding her 'I plead the 5th' slip out while still cuddling the plushies* ^_____^
YK: This is her own twisted way of saying that she'll continue this fan fiction. *sees Aya nodding in agreement*
Aya: Hi Ame! Hi Yukito! Hi Michi! Hi everyone else there!!!
YK: How many others are there?
Aya: *takes out the slip again*
End ff Review Responses
Aya: It really took me longer than anticipated to update my fics. I apologize to all that have been waiting for a longer than willing amount of time for this update.
YK: Not only that, but you left it on a major cliffhanger.
Aya: I know already. There are plenty of reasons though. I have SAT's this Saturday, work Friday's and on Sunday I have a whole bunch more crap to write. Not only that, but I have 5 projects in school, my college acceptance essay, recommendation letters and even more to finish. It's a hell of a lot to do and continue this as much as I have. Some haven't updated their own fics in over 2 years.
YK: Aya relax. Your stressing me out now.
Aya: Think of how I feel!
YK: True...
Aya: Okay, now to actually get ya'll back to the actual fic, then scenes from an IM. I'm not stopping it, for its a nice side story I think. RP's are fun and funny when being read. Well, last when left Aya exited the back room or the Vampshriek den to run into hundreds of minions.
YK: So enjoy seeing the newest chapter of 'Don't Ask."
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Aya: O.O Kuso! Chikuso! Shimatta! Damn that baka no teme's soul to jigoku!!!
The Many Butt Ugly Minions: *let off a shrill yell that sounds slightly like a battle cry along with this ugly face that seems to of been made for intimidation*
Aya: *screams back at them along with a very Hiei-like death glare and her eyes glowing a cold ice blue*
TMBUM's: O.o *faces get even uglier if possible by getting all decapitated like and scrunched up as their jaws widen and fangs enlarge to the point where many of them peaked out through the mouth. Eyes glowing a blood red. All of the minions let out a high pitched shriek (A/N: Once again, I play on their demon name. Ever see Buffy? Angel? Well how bout Charmed? The first two I brought up will explain the face. Charmed has an episode with this banshee, and it also has the shriek in it. Okay, I've wasted plenty of your time explaining I guess)*
Aya: Aww, fuck no. (A/N: Inspired by The Mummy. Thank Inari for the famous part where Rick and the mummies have that screaming contest and he runs...kuso spoilers again) *takes out the formerly hidden katana and ties it around one of the veils from the outfit Keizo made her put on.* No way am I planning on dying by your hideous hands.
TMBUM's: O.o Oro? . (O)_(O) {flaming angry face} *all of them charge at Aya at the same time. Since their such baka's though, some ended up killing their own guys from this foolish action*
Aya: Hn. *quickly pushes the katana while holding the sheath with her left thumb and grabs the hilt with the right hand and does an accelerated horizontal slash at the first wave of attackers* Why wont you all just die?!?!?!?! *continues the slashing going vertically, horizontally and diagonally and occasionally doing simple thrust lunges. Unluckily for her the opposing force is great and she is only one. They start to over power her and close in in a matter of minutes*
****Guess what? Ya aint gonna find out what happens just yet. We are jumping somewhere else just to bug the hell out of you and add to the drama. ^-^ We're at the mansion in the living room. Sesshoumaru is reading, Kurama is doing the same. Yusuke is trying to beat Kuwabara's higher by 1 point score on the PS2's game NFL Blitz 2005. How there's a game out that there shouldn't be till next year I, nor you, will ever know, but their playing it none the less.****
Baka: Ya will never beat my score Urameshi!
Yusuke: It's just one damn lousy point Kuwabara. I'll beat it in no time *is pressing the buttons hard and rapidly*
Baka: Whatever. Bet ya can't beat the high score though.
Yusuke: What's the current high score. I'll beat that in no time as well.
SS: It's the max amount of points you can get. Aya set that score and you can't beat it. You'll be lucky enough to match it.
YK: Next you'll say that she has all the games beat and at the highest score possible on them.
SS: All but one game, and that's because she hasn't opened it yet.
YK: -_- Great....
Jin: Whas grea? *is watching the DVD of his match with Yusuke in the DT on one TV and the premiere episode when Raizen appears on the other TV* (A/N: Didn't really think I could forget the lovable shinobi did ya?)
****Mwahahahahahahaha another jump to Hiei's room. What? You thought I would just bring you straight back to that den? Fat chance, I'm milking this dramatic pause for all its worth. The room is flooded in a foot of ice cold water and Hiei Is still blurring around the room slashing at the mimicking mannequins body only to have more water shot at Hiei's soaked face.****
Hiei: WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
Mannequin: *is still mimicking Hiei's move* WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
Hiei: O.o -_-### Hn.
Mannequin: Hn
Hiei: -_-##### Hn!
Mannequin: Hn!
Hiei: HN
Mannequin: HN
Hiei: HN!
Mannequin: HN!
Hiei: HN!!
Mannequin: HN!!
Hiei: THAT'S IT!! NOW YOUR DYING ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!! *uses fist of the mortal flame on the mannequin*
Mannequin: THAT'S IT!! NOW YOUR DYING ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!! *uses fist of the mortal flame on Hiei*
Hiei: *thinks for a quick moment and does something he's never done before. He makes it look like he's killed himself by stabbing himself in the chest, just off the heart*
Mannequin: O.o job is job. Victim kill itself, I kill myself. *Stabs itself in the chest and splashes out in a wave onto the floor with not even the skin of the dummy remaining*
*****Truly evil ne? I'm jumping once again. Now ya can't learn of Hiei's or Aya's conditions. That and you can't figure out if Yusuke beat the Baka's score on the video game. Back on subject, we're jumping and jumping and were arriving. In the basement of the mansion. Jade is looking into a pool of silver liquid unknown for now. We can't see what Jade does, but his flame like body is hotter than ever.*******
Jade: If she dies, then we've lost the final chance to overthrow the divine and rule over the four realms as originally intended. This is not going as perceived
Silver: Actually, it's going exactly as we've wanted it to. Just wait a while old friend. It shall be revealed in due time. As you have these past 3 million ningenkai years trusted in my advice, trust it once again.
Jade: I do old friend and ally. It must be the present situation that our link to the prophecy is currently experiencing which makes me question it all.
Silver: We've been outcast from our own realm for too long. Your acting like the inhabitants of this realm. You would never doubt yourself
Jade: Maybe your right, or maybe we have always been wrong in the way this has been going.
*******Someplace in the Yu Yu Hakusho home. In other words, in Tokyo, Japan. Yup, another jump I'm sending you to, just to bug the hell out of ya. In Yusuke's filthy room. Puu is on the desk, looking outside the window waiting for its counterpart or whatever to return*******
Puu: puuuuuuu....... *ears droop more than usual*
Random Bird on tree outside the window: *cocks head to side* tweet?!
Puu: Puu puu puu puuuuu..... puu puu
RBOTOW: Tweet twee tweet tweet!!!
Puu: Puu! *looks a tad happier* (A/N: That. was. so beautiful. Random birds have the best comforting words ever for melancholy spirit beasts)
*******Now. back to that vampshriek den in Makai. All there's present is parts of bodies and the color red splashed all over the place. As the camera screens the room. Among the weapons and mangled bodies and their disembodies parts, there's a few blood soaked veils mixed in it all. And in the center of the room, a small fire slowly extinguishing*******
**********A jump to Hiei's room. Him still flat on his back in the foot of ice cold water with his katana sticking out of his chest********
Hiei: *pulls the katana out to show the blade collapsed into itself and to show his chest unscathed with the exception of a little gash that has already stopped bleeding* Hn. Baka no mannequin. Can't even tell the difference between a trick katana and the actual thing that I switched in that split second. *throws the trick katana over his shoulder as he leaves the room. Once he steps out, the water disappears. But that hadn't changed his still ice soaked condition*
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Aya: Am I truly evil?
YK: .....hai.
Aya: ^^ Yay! I'm evilly good.
YK: sure. If that's what you want to believe.
Aya: -.- Ya could be a little nicer. Your lucky I limited your time so much with the baka no ningen.
YK: True. Okay, Our faithful reviewers, here is the next installment of Scenes from an IM.
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TATUMJL: you forgot about him!
TATUMJL: ^__^ now for something to do
Kuramacutie01: mhm
Kuramacutie01:
TATUMJL: *teleports home, grabs the orb, teleports to reikai and puts orb in exact same place, then teleports back behind you* back
Kuramacutie01: *AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuramacutie01: DONT SCARE MEEEEEEE
TATUMJL: *yeah, i read it* sorry
Kuramacutie01: im so evil
TATUMJL: i guess, well it look s like case is closed
Kuramacutie01: mhm
TATUMJL: easiest case ever
Kuramacutie01: mhm
TATUMJL: now watch him come back with another one
Kuramacutie01: mmmmmhmmmmmmm
TATUMJL: case i mean
TATUMJL: *baka toddler having you collect things i work so hard to steal, next he'll want the Kraizenchki Blade back*
Kuramacutie01: mhm
TATUMJL: *and noone but i can weild it so far*
Kuramacutie01: kool
TATUMJL: *it's great. it can summon any dragon and allows the holder of the blade control it*
Kuramacutie01: O.o
TATUMJL: yep, aint it great?
Kuramacutie01: mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm
TATUMJL: ^__^ and shiny
Kuramacutie01: OOOOOOOOo
TATUMJL: *shows you a dagger that is sheathed and has a jeweled gold hilt* see pretty isnt it
Kuramacutie01: O.O
Kuramacutie01: PRETTY SHINY!!!!!!!
TATUMJL: and if my timing is right, Koenma should come here just about now
Kuramacutie01: *koenma appears*
Kuramacutie01: koenma: the orb is back...
TATUMJL: *hides dagger quickly*
TATUMJL: hey koenma ^_^;;;
TATUMJL: that's good to hear
Kuramacutie01: koenma: but we need the kraizenchki blade back
TATUMJL: how's it get back?
TATUMJL: o_o;;; *quietly*kuso
Kuramacutie01: koenma: we dont know...
TATUMJL: why want the blade back?
TATUMJL: i heard it's been missing for quite some time now
Kuramacutie01: koenma: we need it for a special mission..
TATUMJL: what mission
Kuramacutie01: koenma: another tournament...
TATUMJL: i am called Dragon Ladysupreme for a reason. If it has to deal with dragons, im your girl
TATUMJL: oh, a tournament
Kuramacutie01: koenma: and the WHOLE team has to go...
Kuramacutie01: aaaaawwwwwwww man!!!!!!!
TATUMJL: so why the dagger?
TATUMJL: great, I'm stuck alone again
Kuramacutie01: *wait...sharing a room with yoko*
Kuramacutie01: koenma: i signed you up for assistant fighter...
TATUMJL: *hentai, dont think that now*
TATUMJL: NANI?!!!
Kuramacutie01: koenma: so if anyone gets killed you fight in their place
TATUMJL: who said you could do that?!
TATUMJL: great so after Baka's first fight I'm in
Kuramacutie01: koenma: im the team sponsor...
TATUMJL: well duh
TATUMJL: your always the sponser
Kuramacutie01: HAHAHAHAH
Kuramacutie01: koenma: i know!
TATUMJL: hn... weak baka ningen. I'll be in the tournament the whole time practically
TATUMJL: great now i sound like Hiei
Kuramacutie01: hehe
TATUMJL: yesterday, kenshin. Today Hiei. what's tomorrow, Inuyash?
Kuramacutie01: most likely
TATUMJL: dont say that
Kuramacutie01: ok...
TATUMJL: wait, is this another DT
TATUMJL: or it something different
Kuramacutie01: koenma: Dark
TATUMJL: since you need the blade for some reason, i want to know why
TATUMJL: and who's to use it
Kuramacutie01: koenma: and the shinobi will be fighting again
Kuramacutie01: koenma: well...i was going to give it to you for a weapon...
TATUMJL: wait, no shinobi. I cant stand jin
Kuramacutie01: koenma: but its missing...
Kuramacutie01: koenma: they might drop out
TATUMJL: oh *takes ourt blade* Then all is right with the world
TATUMJL: they better drop out
Kuramacutie01: koenma: -_-
TATUMJL: *innocent look* what?
Kuramacutie01: koenma: you had it the whole time....
TATUMJL: it really is a family heirloom if my research is correct
Kuramacutie01: koenma: your reasearch is correct
TATUMJL: so it belongs to me rightfully, techinecally you stole it from me
Kuramacutie01: koenma: yes the whole reikai knows...
Kuramacutie01: so when does this tournament start?
Kuramacutie01: koenma: you have to be there tonight...
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Aya: ^-^ I thoroughly enjoyed both parts. Both funny on some parts.
YK: *ignores Aya* Okay, you, the readers and hopefully reviewers as well must put something in. One is whether or not someone that's not named Baka should be sent away or killed off. Two is whether or not a character should be added in. Three is that if anything throughout this whole fic confuses you and why. This way we can clear things up and make the fic a bit more enjoyable
Aya: Yeah, but it wont affect what I planned for myself in the fic for the next chapter.
Aya and Youko: You read! Now review!!!! *gives all reviewers, past and current, plushies of their choice*