I only have five dollars so if you sue me you won't get much. I don't own YYH, or The Fairly Odd Parents, or Disney World, and related characters.

Hiei Meet Cosmo and Wanda

Ch. 2 Roasted Duck

Hiei sat on the widest branch of his tree, and polished off his third box of rocky road ice cream.

"Do you want more ice cream, sweetie?" Wanda asked him.

"No, and I'm not sweet. I strive not to be sweet...in any way."

"Ohh ohh, I wanna drive, drive, oh oh pick me meeeeee."

"I wish I had ear plugs. "
*Poof*

"Hn."

"So what do you want to do now sweetie?" Wanda asked .
"..."

"Sweetie?"

"..."

"Doesn't anybody ever listen to me?!" Wanda screamed.

Hiei took out his ear plugs and Cosmo paused in his jumping off the walls.

"No!" Hiei and Cosmo chorused, before resuming their earlier actions.

"I wish we were at...DISNEY LAND!!!!!!!"

*Poof*

"Wow! This is like a dream come true. I never got to come to Disney World when I was a child. My mother wouldn't take me. She never loved me. She threw me off the side of the island. My life sucks."

"Oh sure wallow in self pity, Whatever, I'm going to ride on Space Mountain."

"I didn't know you knew what the word wallow meant." Wanda admitted impressed.

"Look a Wallow!" Cosmo said pointing to a bird.

"Never mind"

"Look it's that infernal duck." Hiei yelled pointing dramatically.

"Puck! Where!" Cosmo screamed covering his head.

"Hockey accident long story." Wanda explained.

Hiei wasn't listening to Wanda, he was striding up to Donald Duck, who was surrounded by a bunch of children waiting for his autograph.

"Move."

"Hey, son, you listen here my kids were first in line, now you wait your turn." A father yelled at him.

Hiei pulled out his katana and began to cut the man's hair.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Psyco Freak with a sword RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"

"Now, Duck," Hiei said, poking the man in the duck suit with his sword, "Take me to your leader. Where is the mouse?"

"AAAHHHH help me!!!"

"Won't talk ehh...Well I always wanted to eat roast duck."

Hiei pulled back his arm and aimed it at Donald Duck.

"Dragon of Darkness Flame!"

(A.N. Don't worry nobody dies...yet, they just get really big boo boos.a.a.n. That line wasn't mine either it was from George of the Jungle)

"Now where is that mouse?" Hiei asked himself skipping off.