I own only a pair of shoes.
Hiei continued his search for Mickey Mouse. He ran down a road and past an old town. Train tracks ran over his head. He searched through a crowd of people and found his quarry. He pushed people out of the way to get to the mouse.
"Move." He pushed a father out of the way. Cosmo and Wanda in the forms of squirrels followed.
"Hey!" the father screamed irate.
Hiei unsheathed his katana. "Move."
The crowd around the mouse dissipated.
"Mouse, you are mine. Come with me."
The mouse did not protest seeing as how Hiei looked very menacing in his cloak, with his unsheathed katana.
"Cosmo, Wanda, I wish we were in a very deserted place."
Poof
The odd group appeared in a desolated hall. A few tumbleweeds rolled past them.
"Hey, there's no dessert here, stupid wand!" Cosmo began to hit himself in the head with the wand, "That's not ice cream, that's not brownies, that's not..."
"Man I just got out of this (censored) asylum. (Censored). God I hate my (censored) life." Mickey grumbled.
Hiei unsheathed his katana, "Shut up, hostages are not allowed to talk." To Wanda he asked, "Why are we in an institution of higher education?"
At the word education Cosmo broke off his dessert tangent and hid in a locker.
"Education, don't let it find me!"
"Never mind the answer to why we are here, I wish I had a phone."
Poof
Hiei picked up the receiver and dialed a number. He waited a couple of rings, before the machine picked up.
For hotel information press one...if you would like to speak with an operator press zero
Hiei triumphantly mashed the zero key.
"Hello Disney I have your mouse. If you ever want to see it again, I need four thousand tanks, all the sweet snow in the world, five hundred fighter planes, and a shrink ray...all to be delivered to the higher education..."
"Education!"
"Institute on the corner of 5th and Main. If what I have requested is not delivered by five o'clock, the mouse gets it. " Hiei finished and slammed the phone down on it's cradle.
Mickey seemed very curious as to what they were going to do with him.
"What the (censored) are you going to do to me. I want to (censored) know right now what is going to happen to me you (censored) (censored) (censored) (more censored)."
While talking to Hiei, he was not watching where he was going, and fell down a flight of stairs.
Hiei, Cosmo and Wanda all peered over the banister to see if Mickey was okay. They saw him in a heap at the foot of the stairs.
"(Censored)." Echoed all the way up the stairs. "I think he's all right." The group proceeded down the stairs, and exited the school though the front doors."
"...The mouse gets it." A male voice finished before slamming down the phone.
The startled operator stared at the phone. She gingerly got up out of her chair and buzzed her supervisor.
BEEP
"What!?" "Um, sir when just had a delusional call and say he had 'our mouse'; and he had a list of demands to be delivered or 'the mouse gets it.'" The small brunette relayed.
"We don't have a mouse and we don't need to meet any of this crazy man's demands."
"Okay sir."
A/N Sorry it took so long I had a bad case of writers block I'm debating whether to have Kurama or Youko come and play football with Hiei, and whether they should be on the same or different sides. Help! Thankies to all my reviewers
Paige-Leigh: I can't understand you. Glad u think it's okay though
Psychocatgal: I know and u know but Hiei doesn't
Dark Chobit: Darkie-Chan! Heh heh Donald got roasted.
Crimson-illusions: Awesome name. But, Hiei thinks that the fun is in the hunt. right Hiei?
Hiei- nods
Ryu-parshathmon of the Sennen: Hiei doesn't like Kuwabara unless he wanted to kill something more challenging.
Yami-AJ Yu-Yu-InuCaptor: How many animes are in your name? Wishing for Kuwabara to be dead is against the rules.
Hiei- Stupid reviewers, wishing the big orange baka dead is against the rules. Besides why take the fun out of the murder.
A/N- whacks him with newspaper Bad Hiei. Bad boy. Kennel.
Hiei- runs to dog house. Scratches flea
Hiei continued his search for Mickey Mouse. He ran down a road and past an old town. Train tracks ran over his head. He searched through a crowd of people and found his quarry. He pushed people out of the way to get to the mouse.
"Move." He pushed a father out of the way. Cosmo and Wanda in the forms of squirrels followed.
"Hey!" the father screamed irate.
Hiei unsheathed his katana. "Move."
The crowd around the mouse dissipated.
"Mouse, you are mine. Come with me."
The mouse did not protest seeing as how Hiei looked very menacing in his cloak, with his unsheathed katana.
"Cosmo, Wanda, I wish we were in a very deserted place."
Poof
The odd group appeared in a desolated hall. A few tumbleweeds rolled past them.
"Hey, there's no dessert here, stupid wand!" Cosmo began to hit himself in the head with the wand, "That's not ice cream, that's not brownies, that's not..."
"Man I just got out of this (censored) asylum. (Censored). God I hate my (censored) life." Mickey grumbled.
Hiei unsheathed his katana, "Shut up, hostages are not allowed to talk." To Wanda he asked, "Why are we in an institution of higher education?"
At the word education Cosmo broke off his dessert tangent and hid in a locker.
"Education, don't let it find me!"
"Never mind the answer to why we are here, I wish I had a phone."
Poof
Hiei picked up the receiver and dialed a number. He waited a couple of rings, before the machine picked up.
For hotel information press one...if you would like to speak with an operator press zero
Hiei triumphantly mashed the zero key.
"Hello Disney I have your mouse. If you ever want to see it again, I need four thousand tanks, all the sweet snow in the world, five hundred fighter planes, and a shrink ray...all to be delivered to the higher education..."
"Education!"
"Institute on the corner of 5th and Main. If what I have requested is not delivered by five o'clock, the mouse gets it. " Hiei finished and slammed the phone down on it's cradle.
Mickey seemed very curious as to what they were going to do with him.
"What the (censored) are you going to do to me. I want to (censored) know right now what is going to happen to me you (censored) (censored) (censored) (more censored)."
While talking to Hiei, he was not watching where he was going, and fell down a flight of stairs.
Hiei, Cosmo and Wanda all peered over the banister to see if Mickey was okay. They saw him in a heap at the foot of the stairs.
"(Censored)." Echoed all the way up the stairs. "I think he's all right." The group proceeded down the stairs, and exited the school though the front doors."
"...The mouse gets it." A male voice finished before slamming down the phone.
The startled operator stared at the phone. She gingerly got up out of her chair and buzzed her supervisor.
BEEP
"What!?" "Um, sir when just had a delusional call and say he had 'our mouse'; and he had a list of demands to be delivered or 'the mouse gets it.'" The small brunette relayed.
"We don't have a mouse and we don't need to meet any of this crazy man's demands."
"Okay sir."
A/N Sorry it took so long I had a bad case of writers block I'm debating whether to have Kurama or Youko come and play football with Hiei, and whether they should be on the same or different sides. Help! Thankies to all my reviewers
Paige-Leigh: I can't understand you. Glad u think it's okay though
Psychocatgal: I know and u know but Hiei doesn't
Dark Chobit: Darkie-Chan! Heh heh Donald got roasted.
Crimson-illusions: Awesome name. But, Hiei thinks that the fun is in the hunt. right Hiei?
Hiei- nods
Ryu-parshathmon of the Sennen: Hiei doesn't like Kuwabara unless he wanted to kill something more challenging.
Yami-AJ Yu-Yu-InuCaptor: How many animes are in your name? Wishing for Kuwabara to be dead is against the rules.
Hiei- Stupid reviewers, wishing the big orange baka dead is against the rules. Besides why take the fun out of the murder.
A/N- whacks him with newspaper Bad Hiei. Bad boy. Kennel.
Hiei- runs to dog house. Scratches flea