Chapter 4: Football
The motley crew (A/N: oooooh I luuv that phrase) loitered outside the front doors of the school, waiting for Disney to deliver Hiei's demands. Hiei occupied a tree near the school, Cosmo was jumping constantly higher on a trampoline, Mickey was doing something not P.G. rated with some illegally grown plant, and Wanda was her cookbook.
Hiei gazed longingly at the football field.
"Never made the football team in high school. I was the geek stuck in the mascot suit." Hiei sniffed.
Cosmo discontinued jumping, Mickey began coughing up a lung, and Wanda gazed up at him.
"Uhh... Sweetie..."
"I wish to play football."
"That's just vague enough to work." Cosmo cried gleefully.
Poof
A team of demons appeared on the field. Among their ranks were Hiei, Kurama, Jin (oh yeah), Youko, Kuronue, Touya, Younger Teguro (not the shoulder monkey), Chuu, Shishiwakamaru, Karasu (shiver), and a random kitsune named Bob.
(A/n: Spandex...drool)
The team that appeared opposite the Demons was a group of ningens, consisting of the entire team from the movie Remember the Titans.
The Demons warmed up by beating the football to a pulp. The Ningens warmed up completely differently.
"Everywhere we go."
"Everywhere we go."
"People wanna know."
"People wanna know."
"Die you evil sack of pigskin."
"We are the Titans."
"The mighty, mighty Titans."
"Mighty, mighty Titans."
"Release the air from its animal hide prison."
A shrill whistle pierced the air.
Yusuke in a referee shirt, walked up to both teams.
"Illegal dancing, and foul, over zealous handling of the ball."
"Yeah," Kookaburra said, also in a ref shirt, "You get a ticket."
Yusuke hit himself on the head.
"Shall we begin this freak show?"
Both teams stepped onto the field, and the cheerleaders went nuts.
"Yay...umm which team are we rooting for." Keiko asked.
"The idiots running around in spandex." Shizuru replied lounging on the bench.
"Oh okay. GO TEAM!"
"Hut, hut, hike!"
The ball flew through the air, Kurama ran to catch it, but Youko got their first.
A flood of rabid fan girls swarmed the field crying, "YOUKO, KURAMA, WE LOVE YOU."
Youko and Kurama were swept up in the tide and carried of to parts unknown. Kuwabara was busy giving tickets to the fangirls for speeding.
After the fangirls had trampled the field (a/n: not to mention all the players.) Shishi was the first demon to rise from the ashes of the attack.
This action brought another rain of fan girls upon the field. This time the girls were crying, "SHISHI WE LOVE YOU!"
Blimp View
Thousands of brown and black dots swarming blue dot.
Normal View
Shishi was being carried off by the new wave of fangirls.
"Help me!" was the last they heard of him.
After the second wave of fangirls had cleared the field, Jin stood up.
"Well, tha' was o' bi' interesin' eh."
A lone fangirl dashed down the steps of the stadium.
"JIN I LOVE YOU!"
She ran out on to the field and tackled Jin.
Blimp View
Brown dot runs to red dot. Dots collide. Lose sight of red dot. Comes back into view. Red dots runs behind gray rectangle, brown dot follows. Red dot runs behind black rectangle. Brown dot follows.
Normal View
"JIN!"
Brown dot... I mean the fangirl finally catches up with Jin. She hugs him and falls backward.
Kuwabara walked up and gave them a parking ticket.
"Illegal Parking."
(A/n I know I know short chappie, but what ever happened to Mickey.)
A: Looks up at Mickey with his tail tied to a tree branch
Mickey: (censored)
A: Yay I finished another chapter.
Hiei: Another pointless chapter.
A: Why?
Hiei: Did we ever actually play football?
A: Weell I did tackle Jin.
Hiei: Hn.
A: Thankies to lovely reviewers. Oh and thankies to my Lovely Beta Reader Dark Chobit even though I didn't send her this chapter.
Fatman- Oh yes cool monkeys
KuramaandHieiaresohot- what about Jin he's hot too, and he has an accent. That's a big plus right there
Dark Chobit- Yay for booboo's but sorry he gets strung up by his tail. Close enough?