The story not doing so good.........

Oh well, on with it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, thank you.

Chapter 5: Cat Attack

On Ryou's way home.....

Bakura was eyeing him.

Ryou looked at his darker half. "Bakura, can you stop that?? You're giving me the heebies jeebies."

Bakura stop walking and looked up at his light. "Good."

Ryou:O.O

Bakura suddenly pointed to a nearby tree. "Look Ryou, a cat."

Ryou looked where Bakura was pointing but didn't see a thing since the sun was in his eyes. "What ca-."

He didn't get to finish his sentence before his yami started to climb the tree after the feline.

Ryou's eyes widen. "Get down here right now before someone sees you like this!!!"

The frighten feline's cries drowned out little Ryou's cries.

The cat's hair was standing on its end. No wonder ,Bakura had it by the tail and it was hissing at him.

The feline got Bakura by the arm and worked its ways eventually onto his head.

Bakura jumped out of the tree. "Ahhhh!!! Get it out!!!"

The cat leaped off of the spirit and back into the tree. It gave one last hiss and disappears into the tree branches.

Ryou stared at the branch the cat had last been on then his yami. "Wow.....wow.....wow...."

Bakura put his hands on his hips. "Are you going to stand there and said that all day!!??"

"Wow...yes....wow.....wow......"

Bakura rolled his eyes.

"Its all sticked up!" cried Bakura as he pointed to his hair.

Ryou looked up. "Wow.........you're lucky the cat didn't claw you or anything like that."

Bakura tried to comb down the mess with his fingers.

Ryou stared helplessly at his dark yami. "Now you don't have to use gel or whatever you use."

"Let me at that head of yours and it will be like mine," said Bakura with his hands on his hip.

"Well dye it yellow and you can call yourself Goku," Ryou say with sarcast in his voice. (DBZ don't own)

Bakura growls.

O.o "Uh oh."

Ryou started running with Bakura right on his heels.

At Yugi's house.......

Yugi was preparing for his friends arrival. "Well no ones here yet so......more time fore milkshakes!!!" he say with a grin.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang outside. Yugi went to answer it. It was Malik and he brought his yami, Marik.

They came in and sat on the sofa.

Malik looked at the light as he gives him a cup filled with milkshake. "Hey Yugi, where's Yami???"

Yugi looked up. "Oh he's in the kitchen, Yami come out!!!"

Yami came out and saw Malik. "Oh hi Malik."

Malik looked at Yami. "Hi Yami............................Marik, said hello to Yami."

Marik glared. "Hello.....former pharaoh."

Yami exploded. "Do you have to call me that every time you see me??!!!!!!!!??"

"Yes,"answered the yami.

Steam were coming out of Yami's ears now. "Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!" With that he stomped back into the kitchen.

Yugi looked at the blonde yami. "Must you do that to him every chance you get??"

"Yes," replied the yami.

Malik looked at his yami. "I have to drag him out of the house to come here. He always annoys former pharaoh with each chance he gets."

Yami stormed out of the kitchen. "What!?!?!"

"Now I'm doing it!!! Sorry former phar- I mean yami," answered Malik.

Yami finally went back into the kitchen.

Yugi turned back to the two. "It's catching on to you," he said looking at Malik.

Malik blinked. "Yeah I guess...Marik likes to annoy everyone and I mean.....everyone."

Marik turned toward Yugi. "Yugi???"

"Yeah, Marik??"

"You have big hair."

Yugi: O.O

"Don't say I didn't warn you," Malik said as he and Marik burst into laughter.

They were dieing of laughter.

"You can die of laughter while we wait for the others," Yugi say as he gave Marik a cup of milkshake.

Maybe it won't be so boring here after all, thought Marik.

At Ryou's house

Ryou was looking for his yami. "Where is he !!??!! We're going to be late going to Yugi's house!!"

The yami was missing for almost half an hour now.

Ryou continue his search for the missing link.

Meanwhile.........besides the house

Ryou went out the back and pass the garden to find Bakura laying there with a piece of paper clutted in his hands.

"Bakura!!!!!!!!"

Bakura looked up to find his light staring down at him. "What!!!??!!! Cant you see I'm busy here???!!!!!!????"

Ryou grabbed the paper out of his hands and he could clearly see that it was a world take over plan.

"Oh no mister!! Remember your last plan????"

Bakura scanned the place for something to get him out of this but he clearly saw Ryou isn't going to buy it.

"Um......um.......no????"

"Then let me remind you,"said Ryou as he grabbed Bakura by the legs and begin to dragged him pass the garden.

Boommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The trees blew up as they were passing by.

Bakura looked up. "Oh that plan........ (He knew it all along anyways)

Ryou dropped his yami's legs and looked at him. "Yeah!!! That plan!! Your Blow Up the Trees plan aka Plan B.U.T.T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bakura blinked. "Hey where's my self destruction bombs??"

Ryou couldn't believe it. "You planted them into the stupid trees!!!!! We almost got killed by them!!!"

"I see........."

Ryou stared at his yami. "I give up!! Hurry or we'll be late to Yugi's house!!!!!"

Ryou then went inside the house getting ready to go.

Bakura got to his feet. "Former pharaoh......maybe it won't be so boring after all........"

End of Chapter 5

How was that?? Please RR!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or DragonBall Z.