One Night In High Heels
By Emerald Dragon08
Disclaimer: Since I have red hair and no money, I highly doubt I own these characters, the rights to them, or the mind that created them. Don't you?
Summary: Harry lost a bet with Ron and now he has to spend one night as a girl in a club. The same club as Draco Malfoy, but Draco doesn't like girls... H/D slash
A/N: Well, this just randomly popped into my head while washing dishes. Dunno why, but I HAD to write it. Couldn't help it. I hope it's good, and please review. Don't flame though, I've already caught my hand on fire once before. I wouldn't care to do it again.
CHAPTER THREE
Shocked, Harry pushed against the chest pressed against him. Instead of seeing a smug Malfoy, he saw a mischievous dark-haired man with light green eyes. The boy smirked playfully at him, reveling in his shocked look. "M- Mihael?"
"Harry! Good to see you! By the way, you're a woman now?" The other asked, amused.
"No, I'm a Man, it's a potion. Long story." Harry replied, calming down a bit.
"I have time" Mihael smirked and gestured towards the bar where there were a few free seats. Harry smiled and followed him to the bar stools before taking a seat. He didn't take in the image of a shocked and angry Draco Malfoy. They sat for a while and Harry began the story of the bet. Before long, a scowling Draco Malfoy came over to them and dragged Mihael out of Harry's hearing range, leaving the Gryffindor quite confused.
"Hey, Drake. What's up? Found that guy you've been waiting for?" Mihael asked, clueless.
"Mihael...you're with him!" He scowled and crossed his arms childishly.
"You mean... You like Harry? And I...oops... sorry, Drake. I didn't know. He's a cutie isn't he? Well, he's a girl right now, so he's more my type, but according to him, he'll be back to normal in a few hours. Then you can have your wicked way with him!" Mihael said in one breath, his emotions changing constantly. Draco was quite used to this by now, having had to spend his summers with Mihael's family for the last three years.
"Mihael... Calm down. I don't plan on 'having my wicked way' with him just yet. I think I might try a more subtle approach." Draco smirked before walking towards one of the empty bar stools next to Harry.
"Hello again, Potter. You never did answer me." He let his meaning hang in the air between them as Mihael made his way to the other side of Harry.
"Wh- What?" Harry asked, nervous now.
"About Soap Operas! What did you think I meant?" He added slyly, knowing exactly what he was doing.
"Erm, Um... Nothing, No. I haven't seen them. I don't watch much TV now." Harry was shifting uncomfortably.
"Too bad. Mihael's house has 3 TV's and Ultimate TV. (It's like Tivo only older and better in my opinion. We have it)" At Harry's confused look; Draco smirked again, knowing quite well what the comment implied.
"You mean you and Mihael are...involved?" Harry inquired, slightly choked.
Mihael laughed. Draco smirked, "Now what gave you that idea?"
Mihael, "Well One, I call you Drake. Two, you've lived at my house for the past three summers. Three, you practically told him that. And Four, I like still like girls, Harry.
Harry swallowed and nodded, blushing. Draco scowled and crossed his arms again. Harry heard him mutter something like, 'Spoil all my fun'. Harry began to relax as the two bickered playfully and he began to wonder who the hell had stolen Draco's body. 'Quite a nice body' He thought, and his eye twitched in horror. 'Did NOT just think that' was his mantra for the next few moments. He wasn't really listening, but he understood snippets of the conversation between the two boys beside him.
"- dumped water on my head when I was in the Kitchen."
"- timed dung bombs in my closet"
"- Mother was so mad"
"- room smelled ling dung for hours"
"Um...Guys? I think I'm going to go..." Harry said quietly, trying to slip away. He grabbed his bag and turned for the exit.
"NO!" Both boys yelled and Mihael dragged him back. Harry sighed and sat his bag back down o the floor by his feet and thought, 'This is going to be a long night' as the others two resumed their bickering.
A/N: Well, tell me what you think? I think it's good that all you people reviewed! -Loves you with all her authoress/reviewer type love-
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