One Night In High Heels

By Emerald Dragon08

Disclaimer: Since I have red hair and no money, I highly doubt I own these characters, the rights to them, or the mind that created them. Don't you?

Summary: Harry lost a bet with Ron and now he has to spend one night as a girl in a club. The same club as Draco Malfoy, but Draco doesn't like girls... H/D slash

A/N: Well, this just randomly popped into my head while washing dishes. Dunno why, but I HAD to write it. I couldn't help it. I hope it's good, and please review. Don't flame though, I've already caught my hand on fire once before. I wouldn't care to do it again.

CHAPTER FOUR

It had been about 5 minutes since the two boys on either side of Harry had stopped arguing and had ordered drinks. Mihael had firewhiskey and Draco had ordered a Merlin Martini, a martini where the olive looked like Merlin's head and the liquid changed color. Harry stared, horrified as the Merlin-shaped olive winked at him. Draco watched him with an amused look and raised eyebrow. Before plucking the olive from the glass and pulling it off the toothpick before popping the screaming Merlin-olive in his mouth. Harry cleared his throat and turned to Mihael.

"So, Mihael, How do you and Draco know how each other?"

"He's lived with me for the past three years and we've been friends since we were really young" Mihael nodded eagerly, and Draco laughed at his antics.

Draco was the one to explain, "After my father died in the war and my mother moved to France, I moved in with Mihael for...personal reasons." He looked at Harry when he said this and Harry flushed. Draco smirked, "So, Harry, how do you and Mihael know each other?"

Mihael broke in, "We met a couple years back at a party for Ron and Hermione's engagement. He saved me from the boredom of my date, Ginny. You know, Draco, You should have come with me, and then I wouldn't have had to go with her. She's quite clingy." Mihael frowned, but it was gone soon enough. Harry agreed. When he had been with Ginny in 6th year before the war, Ginny hadn't let him be by himself, but he thanked her for helping him realize his sexuality.

It sounded odd how his girlfriend had helped him see he was gay, but it was true. He had come out to his friends just before the war and it had taken quite a load off his shoulders. A tap at his shoulder brought him out of his reverie with a start. Looking around, he saw the culprit was that ever-smirking Malfoy and that Mihael was walking towards the dance floor with a Dark-haired girl that looked slightly familiar to him.

Before he could ask, Draco answered. "His date just got here, Leona Stone."

He placed the name with the face, "The one who helped plan the final battle?" Draco nodded. Harry smiled, "Good for them" He said before starting to turn. Another, more insistent tap on his shoulder made him turn again.

Draco looked slightly annoyed. He crossed him arms and pouted, Harry tried not to laugh. Draco whined, "It's a slow dance and I don't have a partner." Harry laughed and slid off his stool before tugging at his skirt and smoothing his shirts and let himself be lead towards the floor by the blonde.

He didn't see the blonde's smug smirk.

A/N: OK, I know it was short, but I just wanted to get it posted today. I'm going to do a few chapters in advance so that you can have more to read, but still review please! Maybe i'll have the fifth chapter done by today!

Review Replies:

Zoomaphonethepirate- Mihael knew it was Harry; he saw Harry come in and recognized him when he came out of the bathroom, even as a girl. He looks just like himself, only feminine and his hair was a bit longer. I hope that clears it up. (Mihael does kiss random girls sometimes, though. Lol) Thanks for the review! Have a cookie! (::)

Lilsi- Draco ALWAYS get his way...-whispers- he's spoiled like that. Thanks for the review! Have a cookie! (::)

Yana5- Thanks! Poor Harry... Have a cookie! (::)

Khrystyne- Thanks for the tip! It helped! I had planned to go into that...-is lying, completely forgot- Thanks for the review! Have a cookie! (::)

A/N: Thanks to all of you! Especially the ones who've reviewed more than one chapter! Me Luvs ya! By the way, what song should be playing? I thought that you guys should have a bit of input, since you're all so wonderful! But don't tell anyone... -shifty eyes-